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Should you come? It's your own business.

Vampire jump, no one come.

Should you come? It's your own business

Master, you're tired, let me try.

You're not on my level.

Master, it's strange.

Why are they the same,

Error!

They can walk actually.

However, it's my idea.

Master, why do you tell them to...

Error!

Tell them to jump...

in order to keep the pacing.

Master, then why they put up their arms...

when they're jumping?

Let me tell you.

Master tell them to put up their arms...

to feel more frightening.

Bullshit! It's not frightening.

Tell them to put up their arms,

is to keep the distance to the front.

Therefore, we can keep all the shoes.

Master, you're great.

Master, may I have a quick pee?

Yes, me too.

OK, go.

Wait...

You both forget my rules.

Whatever we do, we must polite.

Always polite!

I go for a pee...

Go...as soon as possible.

I'm peeing...

Brother, why do you hold the pillar by leg?

You mustn't know this.

Dogs stood to pee before...

same as human.

One day, lightning flashed and hit a pillar.

The pillar was fallen down and hit a dog.

Dogs can pee only if it has hold the pillar.

It's not reasonable. Why don't hold the pillar by arm,

but hold by leg?

When hold by arm, how can you pee?

Stupid! Go.

It sounds reasonable.

This one thicker, I choose this one.

Master!

Master is master!

They fall down all!

Master, are you OK?I'm fine.

Master, sorry, I...

It's your fault! Be careful!

How can we afford to pay the loss?

Master, it seems to rain soon.

Let's find a place to accommodate them.

Master, after we've accommodated them,

should we eat something?

I'm very hungry.Hurry up!

Yes, master.Vampire jump, no one come.

Should you come? Ask your mom.

Vampire jump"-

So silent? Is it a restaurant?

You ask me, then who can I ask?

Let's go and find out.

It's a restaurant!

Let's eat some.

Seat here...Hurry up.

Waiter, a spicy noodles.

A pork chop noodles.

Yes, a spicy noodles again.

It's master's.

Thanks, be quick.

Delicious?

Master, come on, it's your noodles.

Hurry HP-

Worms?

Our heavenly father and the Holy spirit, lend me your eyes.

We're in the spiritual world?

Light, Sun, don't eat anymore!

What?Master...

Brother, what are they doing?

Welcome us.

Master, help me!

Master...

Go back!

Master...why do they do this?

Why...

A quick pee!

Why have a quick pee?

Master told you to have a quick pee!

Master, why did you tell Light to have a pee?

Because it's boy's pee.

Master, that's all.

Go back!

We're in the world of devil.

Go back!

Master, what can we do now?

Master, Let me try this time!

Good, you go!

Really?Go behind!

Sun, look after brother!

Brother!

Come here!

Go!

Beat him! Beat him!

Great!

Beat him up!

Good! Good...

Help me!

Help me! Help me...

Master, what can we do?

Save them!Yes!

Don't hurt them!

Light!

Take it!

Master...

Master, help me!

Master

How are you?It's OK.

Master, I'm not OK.

Why become more and more?

Don't force me!

Brother.

Master!...

I'm not your brother.

I haven't been on the Peaceful Peak Union for a long time,

don't call me brother.

You're evil-minded

when facing the devils.

Master said, "Trapping the devils...

is benefit for the world".

Bitch! I don't have master.

We're not related, it's not your business.

I can do whateverl like!

Mr. Bald, listen.

Whateverl do, it's my own business.

Or I'll punish you!

Vampire jump, no one come.

Should you come? It's your own business.

Vampire jump"-

Brother, what are you doing? Are you mad?

Why do you look at yourself and then me?

You're mad!

Master!

You look after them.

Master, I've a question.

Why did you ask Light to have pee only,

but not also me?

I'm a boy too.

Really?

That thing is more or less the same.

Or you can do an analysis.

Just cut it down and analyze.

No...no.

Work!Yes! Master.

Vampire jump, no one come.

Should you come? It's your own business.

Vampire jump, no one come.

Should you come? It's your own business.

Vampire jump, no one come.

Should you come? It's your own business.

Vampire jump, no one come.

Should you come? It's your own business.

Vampire jump, no one come.

Should you come? It's your own business.

Vampire jump, no one come.

Should you come? It's your own business.

Vampire jump"-

Master, you've been shouting for a half day.

Do you need a rest? I help you.

I'll thank god if you don't get trouble.

I'm so proud of sister.

I wish I can, help master too.

Don't bullshit! Ring your bell.

Yes...go!Vampire jump, no one come.

Should you come? It's your own business.

Vampire jump, no one come.

Should you come? It's your own business.

Vampire jump, no one come.

Should you come? It's your own business.

Vampire jump, no one come.

Should you come? It's your own business.

Vampire jump, no one come.

Should you come? It's your own business.

Come on.

Vampire jump, no one come.

Should you come...

Master, you're tired, just have a rest.

So find a place first.

Yes.

Vampire jump"-

OK.

Master, how are you?

I think,

if I'm not the leader of the union,

your uncle won't be like this.

So you're always afraid of him?

Cause-and-effect...

Who knows what is cause? What is effect?

Master, he's a rubbish, but it's not your responsibility.

I hope he will repent his wrongdoing soon.

Light, take the Easter egg here.

Hurry up.l help them to resurrect.

Yes.

Master...That's all here,

what shall we do now?

Sun, help Light to hide the eggs.

Yes!Yes!

Done,master.

Every year have an Easter.

Cause-and-effect is minor.

Debts can be settled later.

Resurrection must be faster.

Sun, Light.

Master, where will they go?

Resurrection.

Resurrection? I don't understand.

Brother, what is resurrection?

It means...start a life again.

Let's pray the religious book of Buddha together.

Yes, master.

You're so lucky.

There's someone will bury you even you die.

Me? It's quite difficult to bury myself.

Even thrown to the mass grave.

I really want to find a place...

to bring back to life.

If I can resurrect like you,

it's amazing...

Shit!

Let's go and see.

Yes!

Master!

Master!

My ass...

I've told you to practice before.

Brother.Master

why were they activated?

Yes.

Have you checked the amulets yet?

We've checked.

Master.

Come out.

It's you, the naughty devil.

Master, kill him.

Master, I beg you to set me free.

Get out.

Thank you very much.

Thank you very much.

Clear up, then we leave.

Yes!

Vampire jump, no one come.

Should you come? It's your own business.

Vampire jump, no one come.

Should you come? It's your own business.

Vampire jump, no one come.

Should you come? It's your own business.

Vampire jump, no one come.

Should you come? It's your own business.

Vampire jump,

no one come...Why are you following us?

As you can pray for them,

would you mind praying for me too?

I'm just a small potato.

I beg you to bury me into a peaceful place.

So I won't be bullied again.

However, master...

I wish taoist priest can also pray for me only.

I mean no harm.But...

OK, I help you out.

But...you must listen to me.

Thanks!

Why stop there?

I'm peeing, just coming.

One day already.

Go.

Vampire jump, no one come.

Should you come? It's your own business.

Vampire jump, no one come.

We've sent them back finally.

And here is Chan's Village.

Error!

There's a devil behind but you can't find it,

how can you be a leader?

Brother, is it necessary to kill all?

Shut up! Don't be like a master.

We're taoist priests to expel the devils.

If you can, you save him.

Moon.

Master.Bomb egg!

Brother,

master teach us to forgive others.

He's stubborn!

Sun, Easter egg!

I make it!

Follow me!

Brother, forgive others if you can.

It's disadvantaged for both if you do it in this way.

Be careful for your health.

Don't act as my brother.

My health isn't your business.

If I fell ill, I won't forgive you.

Moon, go!

Return!

Mali Mali Hom, Mali Mali Hom.

Send them back.

Whatever they get.

Is silent in the west?

It is an urgent order!

Sun, Light,

I teach you "Entering Magic" now.

Yes, master!

Mali Mali Hom, Mali Mali Hom.

Send them back.

Whatever they get.

Is silent in the west?

It is an urgent order!

Sometimes lost...

Return, return.

Brother, still far from that.

Be concentrate, one more.

Maybe I've eaten an egg, so that my magic is lost?

Mali Mali Hom, Mali Mali Hom.

Send them back.

Whatever they get.

Is silent in the west?

It is an urgent order!

What are you doing?

I don't understand.

Master, two more.

Master give you one more chance now,be concentrate.

Yes, master.

Return!

Return!

Return! Return!

I think, he's afraid of falling down again.

Return!

Mali Mali Hom, Mali Mali Hom.

Send them back.

Whatever they get.

Is silent in the west?

It is an urgent order!

Brother, you hurt me?

If not, how can you pass the test?

Brother, do you think that I've...

something wrong recently?

You're always like this.

No,

I've something wrong.l go to ask master.

Master.

Master, l...Don't shout!

Don't shout at me as lam burning joss sticks?

Small potato, I put you here temporarily.

After 49 days, if the owner here still agree,

you can resurrect then.

Thanks Brother White!

What's he doing, practice so early?

What's he practicing?

Light.

Light...

Maybe sleepwalking?

Light, wake up please!

You're mad? Light!

Anything wrong?

What a stupid devil, dare you to substitute my brother.

Get out right now!

None of my business...

I was eaten by him.

It's him?

Maybe Light has eaten Easter egg carelessly?

Listen to me.

Someone said it's no use to get those innocent involved...

We've our own law.

Error!

How can you substitute my brother like this?

Get out right now!

Error!

But I can't, I can't...

How come you can't?

What can I do?

I beg you...

help me to separate us.

I've tried for a long time,

If you go on, my brother must have died...

before you come out.

I can't...

Light...

Brother, what are you doing?

They say, glutinous rice can protect us away from devils.

So you've to eat a lot of glutinous rice,

glutinous rice dumplings.

Maybe you can force it out in this way.

Thanks.

Coming, again...

It will get out faster when you eat more.

Enough...l am full to death.No

you must eat...

until you've eaten 49 glutinous rice dumplings.

Open your mouth!

It's 10th, brother has something to do.

You get on my nerve, why...

Why no words?

Yes, this method must success.

Come here, the best cloths, come...

Excuse me...

What are you going to do? Say it.

Are you dumb?

Can you say something? If not, I go.

Dirty!

I didn't mean to.

Where does she go?

I must explain to her.

A tofu jelly please.

Sister!

Be careful!

Are you OK?

Just...l didn't mean to.

Sorry!

Friend, Light.

Only a half, how to give her?

Yes.

Count on you.

Dragon tiger magic skill, help me to send this message.

Fly!

Ff lend

Tomorrow noon, we meet at the iron bridge.

No words man.

I want to be your friend.

No words man.

Moon.

What are you doing?

Come out.

Nothing.

Why you still stand there? Come out.

Already disappeared.

Give up please.

Master.

Master has told you before.

Love brings you trouble, you should keep it away.

Is love really so troublesome?

Master, do you have the experience?

It was along story.

Once upon a time, master and Lily...

were like Romeo and Juliet.

Our love story lasted...

endlessly and for ever...

Unbelievable, master.

How about the ending?

It was a sad ending.

She left with another man.

Take care.

Master, tell me what shall I do?

I think she won't come.

When I see you...

I feel nervous and can't say anything.

Sol close my eyes.

I've been waiting you for a long time.

Just...l think you won't come.

As you think I won't come, you still wait?

Maybe...l really won't come?

But...l can't accept this.

I really...

I really want to make friends with you.

Although I know you must dislike me.

How do you know? Maybe...l would say yes.

Or you want to close your eyes when we get together?

But...but when I see you...

I feel very nervous.

Tofu jelly?

That day, you haven't tried it?

It's yours, try.

How? I'm afraid it's too hot.

Sol keep it in the river.

So sweet.

There's nobody bought tofu jelly for me.

Thanks.

If you like, I can buy tofu jelly to you everyday.

I'm full, I can't eat more.

Why are you so unhappy?

You know, my master and your master...

My master...

It's their own business, not relates to us.

Sorry.

Sister...

Why do we befriends is so difficult?

Sun!

Joss stick ash.

Sun rises in the East.

Moon moves round the earth.

Lotus lamp.

Sun and moon will be met.

Positive and negative will react.

Be careful!

Atypical signs, means a disaster is coming.

Master, do you know why?

If I know, I've already been a deity.

Why your belly getting fatter?

My appetite is better recently, so I've eaten more.

It'll be OK when I eat less later.

Why don't you call me when you go to eat?

You're not here.When?

OK, shut up!

Shout for what?

Devils haven't been cleared in Chan's Village.

Maybe a disaster will happen.

Why are you too?

Want to resurrect?

Moon.

Error!

Devil won't dead, evil would exist.

Quota is added, ready yet?

It is an urgent order.

Devil won't dead, evil would exist.

Quota is added, ready yet?

It is an urgent order.

Devil won't dead, evil would exist.

Quota is added, ready yet?

It is an urgent order.

Mr. Bald, you want to resurrect him?

I won't let you!

Wait for it!

What?

What a smell!

What's the matter?

I don't know but smells.

Who left the dead chickens here?

How they died?

Maybe bit to death by dogs.

It's impossible!

They're dry, I don't think they were bit by dogs.

Why the dogs didn't eat the chickens when they bit them?

Maybe they died in Avian Influenza?

I don't think so.

I won't touch as it's infectious virus.

It's bad...

My sheep...it died terribly.

Which animal bit it to death?

There're several wounds on its neck.

Seems to be died from plague, purple in it's whole body.

Our village has died many animals these clays.

What's the matter?

As I've expected,

here's some devils.

What bullshit are you talking?

You are full of hot air.

Who are you?

My master is the famous taoist priest...

Brother Black.

What famous?

I think he's a swindler only.

Dare you to say that.

My master travels to help the people in need.

This time he comes to your village,

it brings fortune here.

According to my expectation, here must have...

a lot of animals in deep trouble recently.

How...how can he know?He's great.

If you want to save your life,

follow me right now

One for each.

What is the use of this?

How can I use?

You'll know later, just keep it.

What does it mean?

How do I know?

Master, they're ready.

Taoist priest, our village really has problem?

Yes, I've found the devil.

Really?

So, why did they come?

Ladies and gentlemen, listen to taoist priest please.

Keep quiet, listen to taoist priest please.

Everyone has a amulet, right?

I'll help you to kill the devil later.

However, you must unite.

Taoist priest help us to kill the devil.

We must listen to taoist priest.

Moon, let's start.

Yes!

Our heavenly father and the Holy spirit.

Please help me to...

eliminate all the devils

Devil!

Go to hell!

Kill it! Kill it...

Kill it!

Kill it...

Devil, for the peace of Chan's Village.

I must kill you!

Kill it...

No...

It's enough!

Let it go!

You're bloodthirsty!

Mr. Bald, it's my own business!

Brother, no!

I must kill this devil today!

Brother, no!

Brother, don't be like this.

Master!

Moon, let's go.

What's wrong with you, you almost ruin my charity work.

Luckily, taoist priest is powerful.

Go!

That taoist priest is really powerful...

Thank you taoist priest, just over there.

Hi!Village chief has come

Hello, chief

Please.

Here it is.

Please.

Here's the ancestral hall of our village.

Please look around and find out what is wrong here.

Here's the tablets of all our ancestors.

Please eliminate all the devils for us.

This is a dragon cave.

Just like flying dragon in the sky,

and lying dragon on the ground.

That's why Chan's village has a very special geomancy.

I am sure...there were many talents in the village in the past.

Brother Black is so great, know all by just a look.

This cave is excellent.

You know that just by the carving characters on the stone.

This is...

Taoist priest, please wait, here's the internal cave.

The admittance only for the local villagers .

So...l just want to find an adequate place to set up the altar.

Let me start at the ancestral hall, pray for your village.

I'm so sorry, taoist priest.

The rules came down from our ancestors.

We can't...breach the rules easily.

I see, anyway I won't give you trouble.

Good, taoist priest, this way please.

Taoist priest!

Hold on please!

They said you got to go but we wanted to know...

are there any devils will be existed in our village?

The devils have invaded in Chan's village.

It will stir up troubles here as nobody can deal with it.

Is that true?

What can we do?

Village chief, what can we do?

Would you please stay here for a few more days,

and find a solution to help us out.

There's a solution, but I must pray at the altar.

How to pray?

It's simple.

Just bring all your valuable properties to the altar for praying.

And I pray for 3 days.

It's not a problem for me in order to save the villagers.

I start to work right now.

After 3 days,

Guards from the heaven will come here

to protect Chan's Village.

You can get back those valuable properties at that time.

But it's not enough.

In order to protect all the villagers in the future.

I've decided to teach my skills to the youngsters here.

First, they can protect Chan's Village away from devils,

and protect themselves as well.

Second, they can fight against devils from outside.

Taoist priest is great, we're here to thank taoist priest.

Thank taoist priest! Thank taoist priest!

Master.

All arrived?All arrived.

The lord of heaven and earth.

Please lend me your troops.

I point the cinnabar on their foreheads to let you know,

order the troops land on the earth from heaven,

help me to fight the enemies.

Children turn up to powerful soldiers

It is an urgent order, "Children Magic Skill"!

Go!

They got the power and act now.

You look at my Tiger.

Taoist priest is so powerful!

Master, what are the children doing?

It's "Children Magic Skill" to expel the devils.

Taoist priest is really powerful.

Only one day, the skills of the youngsters

have improved a lot.

After Ah Tou has got these skills.

Who dare bully him afterwards?

Taoist priest, you've done a good job.

Not only help our village,

but also educate our youngsters.

Brother!

You'll hurt the vitality of the youngsters.

None of your business!

I won't tolerate your wicked behavior.

Take your youngsters away quickly.

Don't listen to his nonsense!

He has controlled your youngsters by his wicked skills.

Don't you believe? Try to call them up.

Error!

Pig!

Big Cat! Small Cat! Why they've no response?

My son, don't scare me, Ox!

Maybe...devil is stirring up trouble?

He is the trouble maker, he takes the responsibility!

Right, go to find him out!

Give me my son...

Strong winds and cloudy sky come up now!

He wants to play Evil Chess with us.

Play Evil Chess?

What is Evil Chess?

Brother, you want to defeat me, I won't blame on you.

But you shouldn't make use of the innocent youngsters.

Their vitality will be extracted by you in this way.

You must play chess with me if you want to pretend a good man.

You win the chess game, you can save them.

Light, paper man!

Yes, master!

Good, look at me!

Which one is the most powerful?

I know.

Sun, ready on your position!

Soldiers from underworld and heaven.

Listen to the order of the commander on the east, go!

The righteous warrior in the heaven, please help me.

Paper man, cheer up, kill the devils.

All are young monks, what's the matter?

Light!

Mr. Bald!

Call these young monks to fight me for you?.

Go!

Bat comes up to fight for us.

Eagle flies over to kill the bat.

Scorpion comes here to attack the eagle.

Tiger strikes the scorpion with his paws.

Spider makes cobweb to thread up the tiger.

Dragon crashes the spider for us.

Commander on the east, act!

Go!

Wine please...wine please!

Master, wine.

Master, I...

I know what you think now.

Listen to me, I and Mr. Bald...

will never reach a compromise.

By the way...what's the wrongdoing my uncle had done?

Shut up!

I've said...don't call him uncle anymore.

He's older than me, butjoin the union later.

Moreover, leader is my dad, I'm his son.

I should be the leader of the Peaceful Peak Union!

Who knows, on the leader election day...

he used dirty tricks to defeat me.

Finally, he became the leader.

Don't let his appearance confuse you.

He's really a...wicked person.

And pretended as a good man...

I warn you...

Don't believe him blindly, Mr. Bald is wicked.

His apprentice isn't good too!

Listen, don't make friends with them from now on.

Yes, master.

Good, good girl.

Go...

Go!

Mr. Bald, I must demolish you this time.

Flying cave?

So the ancestors inside can't contact the land.

Incredible.

I think Chan's ancestor...was great.

Unicorn stone?

Want to come out?

There are 3?

Leave one for master.

Leave one for brother.

This is mine.

Why my belly...is so painful?

I really can't...I've to come out.

It's painful...

It seems to give birth to a baby now.

Toilet!

Mom.

Mom...

I told you already, I'm not your mom.

Don't pull at my dress.

It is for you, go take it..

Mom.

Mom.

Mom...

You bastard, don't follow me anymore.

I'll leave tonight.

You shouldn't go with me...

Mom...

OK, I have a way.

It will dump you easily, Chinese bread.

Delicious?

Don't bite me.

I got rid of that bastard.

I am easy right now.

I'd a good feeling for him as I've been pregnant quite long.

However, he'll get me into trouble.

As a matter of fact, he's related to me.

I am worried about his safe...

Damn it, is it really related to me?

But...a life would be ruined by me.

Mom...

Should be not.

He's so young...

No, I must save him!

An Egg!Where you've gone?

An Egg!

It's bad, he was just born.

I don't know where he's gone?

Maybe he's caught by the devil?

An Egg! Where are you?

An Egg! An Egg...

Mom!

Where have you gone? I'm worried about you.

Mom...

As a matter of fact, I'm your dad, not your mom.

Mom.

Why you're so stupid!

Mom...l told you I'm not your mom.

You are really stubborn.

Call me Dad!

Mom.Call me Dad!

Mom...Call me Dad!

Hurry HP-

Come OVGI', come over.

Did you hear me

come here...Squat down...

Don't shout.

You hide here, don't let my master see you.

Where is Light?

Light!

Light...

Brother.

Why you hide there?

Mom.

I've told you to hide.

We'll get into trouble if master found you.

What's the stuff of this?

He...was the egg in my belly.

I gave birth to him...in the toilet.

Why such an egg was born?

Head is like a ball.Mom...

Brother, what shall we do now?

Don't let master know.

Of course.

Mom...

I told you just now, I'm not your mom.

He is right, you gave birth to him.

Mom...OK, don't call me mom anymore.

You get on my nerve.

Brother, what shall we do now?

Master will come back soon.

Hide him up quickly.

What are you doing trickily?

Nothing...No...nothing.

Nothing?

It's...It's hot.

Really? You two get away.

Get away.

Show me your hands.

Get away!

Get out!

Why there is another one more?

We have already buried them all?

It's me...It's me...

Give me a straight-out answer.

Speak up, what happened?

He was kept by us just now.

Brother made a decision for you when you were not here...

It's me who kept him.

Mom...

Sun, we're studying in Taoism...

Can we tell a lie?

Error!

Sun has eaten an egg just some days ago.

Master, please help him.

Yes.

As a matter of fact, you gave birth to him.

It's great!

You agree with us?He won't become an evil.

It's great! Master.

You're tired, you should take a break now...

I know that master would not oppose.

Wine please...I'm alert...Hurry up!

Boss...

Hurry up!Wine please...

Cheers...

Why so noisy?

Go over and take a look as you're near the door.

Hurry up, who don't know I'm the boss?

Master, this stone is very special.

I haven't seen this type of stone.

This jewel is valuable.

Why you ask that?

Keep it.Yes.

Master, what happened?

On the above.

Many mice...

Mice too...

Many mice...Mom...

Look, there's the same...Mom...

The position of five elements had changed bad omen emerged.

It is bad.

Master...

We've to find your uncle out at once.

Uncle!

Uncle...Moon?

Please...go to save my master.

My master is nearly exhausted.

Go!

Master, are you alright?

Where is my stuff? Speak up!

Sister!

He has been substituted.

Get away!No...Mom...mom!

Mom...

Mom...

Mom...

Go!