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- Previously on "AllStars..."

Transform your loved one

into a member of your royal drag family.

(all laugh)

Katya. - You're giving us something

like they would wear in Real Housewives of Minsk.

- Detox.

- The strongest family resemblance.

I mean, it's unbelievable.

- Alaska.

- I think this was a bit lazy tonight.

I expect more.

- I fucked up this week, man. I fucked up.

It fucking really fucking sucks a lot.

- Detox, you're a winner, baby.

(applause)

- Yay.

- Which queen have you chosen to get the chop?

- I chose Alyssa. I'm sorry.

I can't send him home.

- Alyssa Edwards, sashay away.

- (sighs)

- Girl.

"I love you all always and forever."

- I can't believe Alyssa went home.

- She to me is the most memorable creature

to ever walk through that door.

- It was a very tough decision,

because I was like how my supposed to say goodbye

to one of my best friends?

And it would be like I'm the one

who sends my best friend home.

- Ru was legitimately gagged

when you sent Alyssa home.

- I chose Alyssa. I'm sorry.

I can't send him home.

- It's a controversial decision.

Based on the overall performance,

Alyssa should have advanced to the final four, not Roxxxy.

- So, Katya, I know that we both had

a difficult decision to make.

- Yes, we did.

Roxxxy, I chose you.

And I'm going to look you in the eye and say this

so you know that I mean it.

I do not have a personal vendetta against you.

Here's the thing. I can't send you home.

You've been slaying the competition.

Roxxxy's been in the bottom so many times.

I'm going by who I think is the strongest for the finals,

and that to me is Alyssa.

- I'm still here to prove myself.

Thank you, Detox.

Like I'm going to fight to the bitter end.

- And you, crazy, your little temper tantrum,

I was so surprised.

- Season 5, I was never in the bottom two,

so I was never standing there having my heart race like that.

It was really scary seeing almost this whole thing

be taken away in one instant.

I really wanted and needed

to be in this final four.

I need it!

- Somebody who's going to win this competition

is somebody who can handle themselves

and still be able to go out there

and do their fucking job.

And right now, you're crumbling.

Obviously I want my sisters to do really well,

but obviously I want to do better than them.

I'm here for the kill.

- The winner of "RuPaul's Drag Race AllStars"

receives a one year supply

of Anastasia Beverly Hills cosmetics,

a coveted spot in the Drag Race Hall of Fame,

and a cash prize of $100,000.

- � RuPaul's Drag Race �

- � May the best woman �

� Best woman win �

- � Everyone can be someone �

- (sighs)

All: Go outside and hook.

- I'm in the motherfucking top four.

H-E-A-R, bitches.

I am here!

- Hello, hello, helleer.

(cheering)

- Come on, shoe.

Final four. Con-drag-ualtions.

This is it.

- Thank you.

- For your grand finale challenge,

you'll be forming and AllStar supergroup.

- Ooh. - Seduction.

- God, no.

First, each of you

needs to write your own rap lyrics

for RuPaul's new bitch track "Read U, Wrote U."

- Ooh.

- Then you'll head over to the studio

to lay down your vocals with AB Soto.

You'll each make an extra special guest appearance

on RuPaul's podcast "What's the Tee?"

(cheers and applause)

After that, you'll work with choreographer Travis Wall

to come up with a showstopping production number.

And tomorrow on the main stage

your supergroup will make its world debut.

#DragRaceFinale

Gentlemen...

All: Start your engines,

and may the best woman win!

- I'm working on my award winning rap track.

- I love to rap. I feel like Lil' Kim.

- It's really important to do well in this final challenge.

I need to show the judges

that I can pick myself up after defeat.

- All right, guys. I'm gonna go record.

I am so excited to record my rap,

and I'm excited to show the judges

why I am still here, honey.

Yeah! - Good luck.

- Slay them hos.

- Hi. - Hi, Roxxxy.

I'm AB. For this challenge,

I'm looking for lots of personality.

I want the queens to show me

their own unique individual style. Here we go.

- � I'm Roxxxy Andrews, and I'm here to make it clear �

� I know you love me, baby, that's why you brought me here �

I'm really feeling this flow right now, girl.

You can't tell me I'm not Nicki Minaj.

� You're going crazy �

� And seeing two �

- And stop the track.

Your energy's a little low.

A little more energy and a little more sexiness.

- Oh, my goodness, look who's here,

our first guest, Alaska, the 49th state.

- I'm excited to do this podcast

with RuPaul and Michelle.

- So what are your wishes for your career and life

post "AllStars?"

- To create a space

where the rules aren't so rigid about gender.

And if we can laugh about it a little more,

the world will be better

and we can get to a "Star Trek" future.

- Hmm, that sounds delicious. - Yeah.

- I want to talk about

how you were in the bottom the last challenge,

and I seemed to detect a little bit of a tantrum.

- I'm sorry if I was a brat.

- Now, it looks like Rolaskatox

is back together again.

- Well, we're not actively practicing Rolaskatox-ism.

It's very unnerving to hear RuPaul

saying the dreaded word Rolaskatox.

- We're going to take our selfieonastick.com selfie.

There you go.

- It's upsetting.

- � You a basic asshole, and it's your time to go �

� So, bitch, let me show you the door �

� Lenin in the streets, Dostoyevsky in the streets �

Oh, fuck I fucked up that part.

I'm like the sugar free French Vanilla Ice of drag.

This is gonna sound great.

Rapping's hard. - It is hard. Yeah.

- AB's giving me really good feedback.

He's like blinking his eyes a lot.

� Lenin in the streets, Dostoyevsky in the sheets �

� Lenin in the streets, Dostoyevsky in the sheets �

Which I think in Dominican means, good job.

- Whoops. Okay, here we are.

The finale. - Can you believe it?

- I pinch myself every fucking day.

- And when you pinch yourself, can you feel it?

(all laugh)

You know, it's funny. Here we are

at this point in the competition,

and here's Rolaskatox back together again.

- Ish. Ish. I love them.

I mean, there are certain times when I'm like, oh, okay.

I don't want to hang out with you for too long.

- Now, you've always had your own look, your own aesthetic,

but this season it is so refined.

Where'd you get your sense of style?

- Growing up loving Teri McGlone

and like the Vogue Fashion Awards.

I just always loved fashion.

- Yeah, I can tell.

- I don't like to toot my own horn,

but easily I have killed everyone in this competition

when it comes to the runway.

I pissed all over that thing.

- Ready?

Look. My tits look huge.

- Stunning.

(humming)

It was really fun.

- My podcast was consumed by Rolaskatox

and my brattish behavior last week.

- We're at the end.

LIke the finishing line is right ahead of us,

and here we are again.

- And it's the same people. - Yeah.

- I'm so glad Katya's here with us, too.

- She's such a weirdo and I love it.

- Um... It hits me all at once,

this is Rolaskatox and one other person.

This is not good.

It just all is seeming very, very oddly, strangely familiar.

The last time it was the three of us

and a lovable weirdo.

We all saw how that fucking worked out.

So I don't want us to get fucking all comfortable

because I'm really like trying to stay fucking focused

so I can win this fucking thing.

- I think you're coming way out of left field for this, though,

because I don't feel like anything's similar

to our last time being in this position.

- It really means a lot

and I want to win because I did the best.

- I feel the same way.

I'm definitely vying for my spot on the top

because I feel like I really deserve it, too.

And I've worked my ass off and I want to fucking win

just as much as you do, so...

Alaska is acting ridiculous.

- I'm lost.

- It's very self-centered.

I'm not gonna win because I'm hanging out with you guys.

Well, fuck you. I'm trying to win.

We're all trying to win. You know what I mean?

- Yes, I know what you mean.

- It's not just about you, girl. Sorry.

- Coming up...

The winner of "RuPaul's Drag Race AllStars..."

Is...

(RuPaul laughs)

(RuPaul laughs)

- Alaska is flipping out right now.

I need her to just let this little shit go, girl.

You need to fight to the end.

I don't want the bullshit with the Rolaskatox thing

to deter you from what you've been doing in this competition.

- I know. - Stick to what you're doing.

That's stress you don't need.

- I know. It's just... I know.

(sobs)

You guys are my friends, and I love you so much.

And I don't want to feel like that

is a disadvantage to us winning.

- Everything is so different this time.

- So just worry about you getting to the finish line.

We love you.

- And I really am glad you're here.

Rolaskatox creates a reaction in me

because it was a stupid thing.

I can't live in regret.

In life, really the only thing you can do

is take experiences that are embarrassing

and turn them into the things that make you stronger.

Trash into treasure, girl.

- Oh, my goodness. Look who just walked in.

- Hi. - Hi, Katya.

- So now your mother was here.

I thought she was just a dream.

- Isn't she amazing? - She really is.

Thank God dad's a sociopath, so there's balance.

- Well, there's balance.

And you know, that's the secret of life is having a balance.

- Absolutely. And you know what?

This season, it started out so much better.

But still, there was a little bit of like--

- The voices?

- One thing that I've been coaching myself with

is like I sort of name that voice.

I call her Brenda.

- Uh-huh. - And I just say,

you know what, Brenda? Shut the fuck up.

- I love that. - Yeah, so...

- I've found that what you do is

you develop another voice that sort of counteracts that voice.

- Yeah, Carl. - Wait a minute.

It's not Hot Carl, is it?

(all laugh)

- Being excited to talk with Ru

is new sensation for me.

Our rapport is fantastic.

So this is the moment

that I know how far I've come in the competition.

- Gorgeous. - Yay.

- Hi-ee. - Hey, Alaska.

Are you ready? - I'm so ready.

I'm excited. - Yes.

All right, from the top.

- � Hey, girls, my name's Alaska �

� I got a tiny little question to ask ya �

� Who's that bitch that's on the top? �

� Oh, wait, that's me, hey, porkchop �

- And cut. I love your signature Alaska sound,

but make it a little bit more animated.

- Today's been really emotional for me,

but I have to get back in the game.

I need to come in absolutely nothing held back.

- Cue music.

- � Legacy, remember my name �

� 'Cause you're gonna see me hanging in the hall of fame �

- So good. I love that.

- Hi, Roxxxy.

- So now, how are you different

than you were whenever you were here before?

I have no idea how long ago that was

because I have no concept of time.

- I realized that you have to live with your mistakes

and you have to grow from them.

- I know that you didn't like how you came off in that season

'cause all these bitches want to say,

oh, I was edited unfavorably.

It's like, no, bitch, you said it, you did it,

that's how it was.

- I own up to everything I said on the show.

I couldn't believe how messy I got.

So coming onto "AllStars," it was like the--

oh, my God, I got a second chance.

- When you have your eye on the prize,

you do whatever it takes to win.

And sometimes, it's not the nicest move, but you do it.

- What's funny about this whole interview

is you've said nothing about seeing my makeup this close.

- It's hard to look at you, you're so beautiful, stunning.

- Why, thank you. Jeez, it's like pulling teeth

to get a compliment out of these girls.

Ooh, child.

- This is my crowning look.

- (laughs) - What are you thinking about?

- What if Roxxxy Andrews wins?

- Um, I would be confused.

- If she wins, it's gonna be a fucking uproar.

- If we're racking up points, then no, she's not going to win.

- Mm-hmm. - I won three.

I was in the bottom two times.

- I was in the bottom one time.

I've won three challenges.

And your track record has been bottom once, won four.

- Yeah.

- But it's not going to be a math equation.

I mean, or maybe it is, I don't know.

- I won the most, but winning doesn't make you likeable.

And I've been very focused and I've been very driven,

but those aren't likeable qualities.

Having passion and having drive is a double-edged sword.

It's easy to look cutthroat and ambitious,

but on the other hand, it's the biggest strength I have.

- If you didn't win, would you be devastated?

- Well, I mean, I've been there before.

But I want to win.

How about you?

- I want to win.

- Me, too.

- From the top.

� Detox coming at you with a slow verse �

� Imma speed it up, I had to shut it down first �

I feel really confident about this rap challenge.

And the only thing that's holding me back would be myself,

and I don't plan on holding myself back.

� D to the E to the T to the O to the--hold it-- �

� X �

- Detox is definitely the strongest queen I've seen today.

Oh, my God, so good.

- I feel so gangsta, you guys.

- Yeah.

- Yes. (both laugh)

- Hi-ee. - Yeah.

- It's time for us to learn our choreography

for our stage performance

with choreographer to the stars Travis Wall.

- Obviously, there's so much riding on this performance,

so what I'd like to do now

is work with you individually on your solo parts.

Today, we are doing lots of choreography.

There's a couple props involved.

We're pulling out all the stops,

and this has to be a showstopping performance.

Pick her up and get her legs in the air.

- (laughs)

I love Alaska, but we all know she can't dance for shit.

- We just look like a chicken a little bit.

Are you flexible? - A little.

- Maybe. - What do you want me to do?

- I want you to see

if you can get into a middle split

on top of him again.

- Okay. That's ambitious.

- Flick, flick, and then split.

(all laugh)

One, three, five, seven, one--

- Oh, I'm so sorry.

As excited as I am to do this whole chair routine,

the minute I'm up on the chairs, I start freaking out.

Oh, God.

- I want you to fall backwards this way.

- Okay. So just trust these motherfuckers.

- Yes. - Okay.

It looks easy, but it's really not.

- Shenae over to him.

Shenae. Wrong foot.

Left leg. Your left leg.

What would you do to him to get your attention?

- A lot of things. (all laugh)

- Why don't you get behind him.

- It's my favorite place.

- Maybe push him down.

- Down into this? - Yeah, yeah, yeah.

- Choreography is hard.

I need some duct tape.

- I've never worked with you, Katya.

- Yep. I'm not an actual dancer,

but I am extremely flexible.

Oh, Jesus Christ.

- The idea is you're going to slide into your right split

and then bring you up.

You want to try that? - Yeah.

- Slide and up. Nice.

- We can even go lower than that, you guys.

- There you go.

Slide and up. Amazing. Love that.

- Shit, oh, my God.

- Five, six, seven, plie shoon.

- Oh, that feels fucking sexy.

(all laugh) - Oh, my God.

Katya is like a fucking rubber band.

It's very intimidating because it's something

that's going to be very memorable to the judges.

- Handstand.

Put your legs together. There you go.

Now open and go down. There you go.

- Oh, that's fun. Let's do it again.

- Great job. Yeah, so good.

- Shit, fuck mother fuck shit.

- Coming up...

- What was your favorite moment?

- When you were in the bottom two, Roxxxy.

- Oh! - Fuck!

(RuPaul laugh)

(RuPaul laughs)

- Yeah.

(speaking French)

- This is our final day.

At this point of the competition,

there's no holding back.

I don't know who I gotta move,

but I'm going full force to that win.

How do you feel, Katya?

- Um, I feel good.

I think one of the things that I'm most proud of myself for

is making it this far with you guys

because I haven't had as much experience

as a professional post Drag Race girl.

Do you know what I mean? - Mm-hmm.

- I feel like in the short time since my season,

I've already grown so much.

And I want to win "AllStars,"

and objective, scientific research has shown

that it is totally possible for me to do that.

What about you, Alaska? What are you feeling?

- I feel good about how I've performed in the competition.

I've had moments of going a little fucking crazy,

and I apologize to all of you

if that fucked up the energy of the room

and of this experience.

I was trying to stay so focused,

and I didn't want to show any signs of weakness.

One of the things

that I wish I would've done differently

is I wish I wouldn't have been quite so serious.

I'm absurd and I'm obsessed,

but I think I'm the best RuPaul's Drag Race queen ever.

So I want to win.

It's my destiny.

- How do you feel, D?

- I feel really good.

Like, I feel very confident in everything that I've done here.

I feel like myself, which is the first time

I've felt like truly me in a long time.

I would love to say that if I did not win,

that it would be fine.

But to get this far and to be so proud of what I've done

and then to still just miss the mark

would be devastating.

It's been an amazing experience, and now I just feel bad

that I'm going to have to crush you guys' dreams.

(all laugh)

- What was your favorite moment?

- My favorite moment

was when you were in the bottom two, Roxxxy.

(all laugh) - Oh!

Which time?

- Damn! - Oh, my God.

- Fuck.

- � Covergirl, put the bass in your walk �

� Covergirl, put the bass in your walk �

� Head to toe, let your whole body talk �

� Covergirl �

(applause)

- Welcome to the grand finale

of "RuPaul's Drag Race AllStars."

Tonight, it's just family.

Michelle, can you handle this?

- Of courrr.

- Carson, can you handle this?

- I think I can.

- Todrick, can you handle this?

- Well...

- And Ross Matthews.

- Ru, I don't think I can handle this. Whoo!

(all laugh)

- This week, we challenged our final four

to write and record lyrics

to my new bitch track, "Read U, Wrote U."

And now they're ready to dance their padded asses off.

Gentlemen, start your engines, and may the best woman win.

(music plays)

- � Lookie here �

� Listen up �

� I'm the one �

(echoing) Ow!

- � Hey, girls, my name's Alaska �

� I got a tiny little question to ask ya �

� Who's that bitch that's on the top? �

� Oh, wait, that's me, hey, porkchop �

� You're butt-naked, the rest is drag �

� But your face just needs a paper bag �

� Give me a challenge and I'll impress you all �

� Changing the game like my name's RuPaul �

� Line them up front to back �

� I'm sending bitches home like a heart attack �

� Mess with me and you'll wind up in a casket �

� I'm Dorothy, you're Toto, get in the basket �

� I'll read you down beneath the ground �

� Could you hold my purse while I snatch the ground? �

� Legacy, remember my name �

� 'Cause you're gonna see me hanging in the hall of fame �

- � Got to read it �

- � I'm the one, one, one �

� I'm the one, o-one, one �

� I'm--I'm the one �

- � Detox coming at you with a slow verse �

� Imma speed it up, I had to shut it down first �

� Killin' bitches so hard, need a pink hearse �

� I ain't saying I'm the best, but I ain't the worst �

� You see me shining �

� I'm trying to take this primetime �

� I see you whining and crying, take that to Lifetime �

� So epic that it's poetic, I spin it all the time �

� Oh, baby, you look pathetic with that nursery rhyme �

� You can't stand me? I don't blame you �

� If Ru is number one, I'm number two �

� You disagree, well, that's on you �

� Eyes on the chalkboard, I'll spell it out for you �

� D to E to the T to the O to the--hold it-- �

� X �

� Naomi Campbell-ing these hoes to the ground �

Next!

� Now I'm, now I'm with you, with you �

� Told you, told you �

� Now I'm, now I'm with you, with you �

� Told you, told you �

� Now I'm with you �

- You been read.

- � I'm the one, one, one �

Ow!

� I'm the one, o-o-one �

- � Katarina Petrona Zamalawchickova �

� But your dad just calls me Katya �

� Katya with the long blonde hair �

� Always keep them coming back for more �

� You a basic ass ho and it's your time to go �

� So bitch, let me show you the door �

� 'Cause it's me who's getting laid �

� And I'm always getting paid �

� The only high class Russian whore �

� I'm a scorching hot mess in a skintight dress �

� That's a rash, not a herpes sore �

� Lenin in the streets, Dostoyevsky in the sheets �

� Baby, are you ready for this Cold War? �

� Katya Zamalawchickova �

- � Wrote you, told you, now I--now I read you �

� Wrote you, told you, now I--now I read you �

- You been read.

- � I'm Roxxxy Andrews and I'm here to make it clear �

� I know you love me, baby �

� That's why you brought me here �

� Was a bitch on Season 5 �

� I'm gonna make it right �

� Give me a sewing challenge �

� And I'll give you what you like �

� I'm full of tricks, baby, just like on Halloween �

� A room full of monsters and it makes me want to scream �

� I have to get this right so you don't waste your time �

� Not like my comedy, I'm killing on this rhyme �

� I'm gonna show you what I can do �

� You're going crazy and seeing, too �

� It's not fault, you can't blame my game �

� All these other hos, but they're all the same �

- � Wrote you, told you, now I--now I read you �

� Wrote you, told you, now I--now I read you �

- You been read.

� I'm the one, one, one �

- � Wrote you, wrote you, told you, now I-- �

- � Wrote you, wrote you, told you, now I read you �

� Read you, read you �

- Oh, my God.

- Whoa!

- Wow.

- Coming up...

I feel proud to pass my legacy on

to the four of you standing here right now.

But it's time for your final critiques.

(RuPaul laughs)

(RuPaul laughs)

- The category is AllStar Glam-o-rama.

First up, Alaska.

- It's Glamorgan Fairchild. - Yeah.

- I want to show the judges

that I can do more than just convey humor,

camp in my runway looks.

I'm wearing a gold dress, and gold is like trophies.

- So what's her Glitter handle?

- (laughs)

Detox. So glamorous.

- It's Kylie Man-ogue.

- Usually Detox is very severe up in here,

but this is a softer side of Detox,

the softer side of Sears.

This is the best I've ever felt here.

- This is a slam dunk for me.

Nothing but netting. - Yes.

- Katya.

- Wow. - Ooh.

- Do the bustle.

(all laugh)

- I am the confident, complex regal matriarch

of a Russian mafia family

enjoying her last days on earth

before she is set ablaze by jealous relatives.

- I know where I'm hiding if there's an earthquake.

- Yeah. (all laugh)

- Roxxxy Andrews.

- Victor Victorious.

- I'm giving them the full thick and juicy fantasy.

Showing off the Andrews goods.

I am getting my complete entire life.

- That's not a sequins dress.

That is a crystal extravaganza.

- These have always brought her luck.

- Welcome, AllStars.

It's time for your final critiques.

First up, Alaska.

- Let's start with this look tonight.

The hair, the makeup, flawless.

- Thank you.

- You know I'm a big fan of rap and hippity hop music.

Your lyrics were my favorite.

They were so funny and thought out.

I remember in Snatch Game and I thought to myself,

everyone else in this competition better watch out.

And you've kept that level up for so long.

And I think you had a moment

when it all caught up with you a little bit,

and that's rough.

But way to come back tonight.

- Thank you. - I think you've done

a pretty amazing job this journey.

You've come a long way since auditioning for Season 1.

- Up next, Detox.

- You are the rapper of the group here,

and I think your delivery was outstanding.

- How about the chair-ography?

It was really good.

- You looked like you were just living your life.

- And then it culminated with this look tonight.

So beautiful.

- You're living my ballerina fantasy right now.

One of us had to.

(all laugh)

- Up next, Katya.

- Your performance tonight was genius.

- I love when you do like the athleticism stuff.

I'm like so unfamiliar with it.

(all laugh)

- I love that you did like a Russian rap.

- It's a rash? What did you say in your rap?

- It's a rash, not a herpes sore.

- Oh, if I had a dollar... - Right?

(all laugh)

- I think your sense of humor

has been spectacular the whole season.

And it's always a little bit off.

- And insanity is part of why we love Katya,

but it doesn't justify this skirt.

Um, so...

- You're nuts. Listen, yes, it's not exactly the way

we've seen it done before, but neither are you, honey,

and that's why we like you.

- Thank you.

- Up next, Roxxxy Andrews.

- This look is everything.

It's like J-Lo and Liberace had a baby, okay?

- Okay.

- Rapping is not Roxxxy's forte,

but I thought you had fun with it

and it looked like you had a--

- So much. - Yeah.

- When that fan came on, I was sold.

- I'm such a sucker for a this way and a that way

and just--I'm so jealous.

Someone clip an extension on me stat so I can try it.

- Ladies, I am overcome with emotion right now

looking at the four of you.

And I couldn't be more proud

to know that you are part my legacy,

seeing each of you so beautiful.

And I'm telling you right now,

I feel so confident to pass my torch on to the four of you.

No matter what happens on this stage tonight,

you are a star forever.

Coming up... One final question.

Why should you and not your fellow AllStars

be inducted into the Drag Race Hall of Fame?

(RuPaul laughs)

(RuPaul laughs)

- Ladies, one final question.

Why should you and not your fellow AllStars

be inducted into the Drag Race Hall of Fame?

Alaska.

- Yes, I've thrown fits.

I've thrown tantrums.

Perhaps I'm just a RuPaul's Drag Race obsessed super fan.

Was I obsessed when Chanel was Miss Absolute Mandarin?

(slurps)

Yes, God.

Was I obsessed when India, Farrah and Phoenix

walked into the workroom in the same wig and the same outfit?

In the words of Gia Gunn, absolutely.

For it is my fanatical devotion

and my undying love and respect

for the world that RuPaul has created here

that puts me wig, head and shoulders above any competitor.

- Oh, my God. - Look into your hearts

where you will find that the only inductee

into the RuPaul's Drag Race Hall of Fame

is I, Alaska.

Hallelujah! Yes, God! Oh, brrr!

(laughter and applause)

- All right. Detox, same question.

- All I can say is how magical of an experience

this has been to me.

It's been full of joy and tears and perseverance.

And I don't want to throw these girls under the bus,

but...

I will say that I feel like I have shown

such an amount of growth and maturity and humility

that I want to just travel around the world

and share that with everyone

and say that it will get better.

No matter how crazy or weird you may be,

that I could be some kind of beacon of hope

for all those weirdoes out there.

And thank you.

(all laugh)

- Katya.

- (Russian accent) Charisma, uniqueness,

nerve, talent.

What do these qualities have in common?

I don't know. I'm not a scientist.

(all laugh)

I stand here

a charismatic woman of grace and dignity

with a unique sense of humor and point of view.

(no accent) In Season 7, you let me show the world

that I'm good enough,

and here...

you let me believe it myself,

and I can't thank you enough for that.

Like they say in Russia...

(speaking Russian)

- What does that mean?

- I have a carburetor outside

that I just have to do some work on.

(all laugh)

- Thank you, Katya.

- Thank you.

- All right, Roxxxy, same question.

- I came onto "AllStars" to prove to America and myself

that I can compete and do it the right way.

And if you decide to crown me,

I just want you to know that I will never give up.

I'll always keep fighting and, you know,

I can stand here so proud of myself.

I won when I walked in the door,

and every week after that, I was winning.

(sobs)

I can't tell you not to crown one of these three girls

because they're so phenomenal.

But I want you to crown me.

(all laugh)

- Thank you, ladies.

I think we've heard enough.

While you untuck in the workroom,

for the first time this season,

the judges and I will deliberate.

Just between us girlfriends,

let's just break the shit down, okay?

Alaska.

- Every single week, she's come

and she has slayed the competition.

- She understands how Snatch Game works.

Either you know it or you don't.

- Yep. - And she got it.

- She's so prepared, so smart.

Her Bette Davis was off the chart.

- What I didn't expect from Alaska

was when she fell that she would be so bitter or childlike.

- Yes, she had a bad week when her mom was here,

but if you go by the numbers,

she would probably still get a 98 out of 100.

- She is a package. She is ready for it.

- Let's talk about Detox.

- From a fashion sensibility point,

she blew everybody out of the water.

Every look, week after week, told a story and told it well.

- I could see Detox

being the creative director of a fashion house

because she's got that kind of an eye.

- I like to watch somebody who makes me feel something.

- She shows her heart and her ass.

- Yes, she does. - Yes.

- All right. Let's talk about Katya.

I mean, what a difference from Season 7 to "AllStars."

- I love how zany she is.

I love that she takes risks.

- It's funny and it's quirky,

but it's a very smart sense of humor.

- And she does it in a fun, fresh way

that invites everyone to the party.

- And the potential is endless, really.

- Endless. Roxxxy Andrews.

- I think she's kinder, softer, sweeter and more polished.

And she was even really polished in Season 5.

- She was. - Yeah.

Not the greatest actress,

but I could look at her all day long.

- She's been in the bottom five times,

but she's one of those girls that have such stage presence,

even if she's sucking,

you can't take your eyes off of her.

- All right. Silence!

I've made my decision.

Bring back my girls.

(RuPaul laughs)

(RuPaul laughs)

- Welcome back, ladies.

The winner of "AllStars" will be inducted

into the Drag Race Hall of Fame,

receive a crown and scepter designed by Fierce Drag Jewels,

and win a grand prize of $100,000.

Ladies, each week I've named the top two AllStars,

but after this final deliberation,

three of you have earned the right

to lip sync for your legacy.

Alaska.

Detox.

Katya.

You are the top three AllStars of the season.

Roxxxy, my dear, this is not your time,

but you are and will always be an AllStar.

Now sashay away.

- I'm a little disappointed, but I'm walking away so proud.

I got to show who I truly was.

I will forever be thick and juicy.

Bye-bye.

(laughter and applause)

- Ladies, this is your last chance to impress me

and prove to the world

that you belong in the Drag Race Hall of Fame.

The time has come for you to lip sync

(echoing) for your legacy.

Good luck and don't fuck it up.

- � If I were your woman �

� And you were my man �

� You'd have no other woman �

� You'd be weak as a lamb �

� If you had the strength �

� To walk out that door �

� My love would overrule my sense �

� And I'd call you back for more �

� If I were your woman �

� If I were your woman �

� And you were my man �

� Mm, baby �

- � Girl �

- I should be America's next drag superstar

because I'm the complex female character.

I have the passion do to something different

and disturbing and challenging.

- � When she lets you fall �

- I want to win "AllStars"

because I'm obsessed with "RuPaul's Drag Race."

I can't think of anyone

who could possibly have their picture

on that hall of fame besides me.

- � You're a part of me �

- I should be America's next drag superstar

because I want to be the queen of the weirdoes.

I know I joke about it all the time

where I say the crown is mine,

but I really feel like it's fucking mine.

And I deserve it.

I want it so bad.

- � If I were your woman �

� If you were my woman �

- � Here's what I'd do �

� Never, never, never stop loving you �

- Wow.

(applause)

- Ladies, the time has come to crown our queen.

The winner of "RuPaul's Drag Race AllStars,"

the next queen to be inducted

into the Drag Race Hall of Fame is...

Alaska.

- � You're a champion, greatest of them all �

� You're a champion, never gonna fall �

- (gasping)

- Con-drag-ulations.

You're a winner, baby.

- (sobbing)

- Here you are, darling.

On behalf of your millions of fans around the world,

my queen, I bow to thee.

Now, is there anything you'd like to say?

- Anus-thing is possible.

- Now, remember, if you can't love yourself,

how in the hell you gonna love somebody else?

Can I get an amen up in here?

- Amen! - Amen!

- All right. Now, prance, my queen.

- Okay. - Prance!

- � You're a champion, greatest of them all �

- I'm feeling so proud

and so honored and so grateful.

I couldn't be more happy.

- � You're a champion and you'll always be a hero �