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My name is Richard Lee

I'm Rich.

That's right!

I'm young too.

What?

Envious?

If you know how I live my life...

you'll be bitter.

Hey Hey, I'm just kidding.

I don't have that kind of fortune

I wish I do.

This is me

I'm Lau Kin Ping.

Just a normal guy like you.

Well, some calls me...

trash.

I live in government housing.

Put it this way.

Have you ever been to a pet shop?

I have.

Those cages for hamsters...

are more spacious than where I live.

Well, the size doesn't really matter.

The point is...

those hamsters

at least live in harmony.

Gimme some money!

I said NO!

You've got it all!

You addictive gambler!

- All you know is gambling! - I've been winning!

Gimme that!

Hell no!

They're my parents.

Don't ask why they're fighting.

If you have ever been broke you'll know...

that fighting is quite a calm way of dealing with things.

What's the point of fighting...

when my father wins everytime?

Men are somewhat stronger

sigh...

Men...

My brother wants to have a baby

I don't get it.

What makes he think this place can accommodate one more human being?

What I also don't get is that

his wife should have gone out to a gathering

why is there a woman up in the upper bunk?

I don't want to know. I don't care

I've lived here for 32 years

I got no way out.

Anyway...

just don't bug me.

When you put water into a cup...

it becomes the cup.

You put water into a bottle...

it becomes the bottle.

You put it into a teapot...

it becomes the teapot.

Now water can flow.

Or it can crash.

Be Water, my friend.

Water is formless

I'm formless all the time too.

A formless person like me is just "nobody".

When you put "nobody" in a lower bunk...

it becomes the lower bunk.

When you put "nobody" in a ghetto...

it becomes the ghetto.

Be nobody, my friend

Bruce Lee died at the age of 32.

He was a legend

I am 32...

and yet to die

I'm just a joke.

Fuck!

Fuck!

I swear not because I am scared

I swear because my only label sweater...

is ruined.

What's so scary about death?

So what that I'm alive?

Sometimes I don't see the difference.

That's right. I need a day off.

Why?

Is there a rule about no day off allowed on the first day of work?

Oh man!

Someone just jumped to death at my face today!

I deserve to take a break.

It's irrelevant? Does it have to be relevant?

What now?

You wanna fire me?

You are firing me?

You!

- Done. - Let's go.

Where to?

To the strippers?

I know a bar with good deals.

Buy 2 get 1 free.

Sounds good!

Hey, I'm down and out now

I'll have to pay later.

Come on!

With no cash.

Unwilling to go back to the "cage".

Where can I go?

Honey

it's getting late

it's time for bed!

Come back down!

You scared the guy!

What's going on?

It's off again.

I want this job!

Oh it's disconnected.

Hey!

I want this job!

Permanent? Or casual?

Casual!

What now?

Fuck yourself! Go punch in, get change,

then get to work!

What?

Hey.

What?

Just checking.

Come at me!

Cash on-the-day.

Fuck!

Hand it over!

Sorry, Boss!

I'm sorry.

Pretty pretty.

Sweetie...

your tampon ran out

I got you some already.

Hey, give it back!

I said enter the password...

whatcha entering the code number for?

Jesus!

Go back!

Press Reset, reset.

Not like that!

Upper left corner.

There! The upper left corner!

Escape.

Alright.

The button on the left.

Reset.

That's right, scan this.

Keep on scanning.

Come on! get going!

You have problems with you hands?

It's just scanning!

Oh you stupid idiot!

Damn it, look at you.

You bastard needs a chick!

You!

Come over!

Ok.

Thank you very much! Please come again!

Not bad, right?

Screw you!

You dumbass!

You forgot to upsell the Popping Candy!

Ok.

You like being yelled at?

Look at your smiley face,

You should be in a porn!

Alright alright! I give up.

You go train that idiot!

Dumb and dumber!

What the heck?

Welcome to Exceed.

You got a toilet bowl?

- Yes. - Can I use it?

Nope.

Be frank with me.

Buy something!

2 dollars please

like to have a pack of Popping Candy for $5 only?

Do I need a key?

No.

Hey.

Minimum spending $20

or else, no toilet

4 packs of Popping Candy.

Excuse me.

Do you need a plastic bag?

It's 50 cents.

Go ahead!

Fuck!

Shit!

You better don't lie.

Did you do it?

Nope.

Fuck!

You think I'll squeal so you're denying, huh?

You tell me.

Did he do it?

Did you do it?

Nope.

He said no!

You're trying to be funny?

I am asking you!

No.

You said he was denying because you might squeal.

Well, he knows that I won't squeal...

so when he says no to me...

it should be true! Make sense?

Blah blah blah

I don't understand a word you say.

Somehow it sounds right though.

You stinky assholes...

come over here!

Trying to team up on me?

Stay where you are.

Let me check the CCTV tape.

You're in trouble if it were you.

Oh! It's turned off!

Let me see!

You'll be caught red handed.

Check out.

Welcome to Exceed.

After discount

it's $6.80.

Thank you.

Would you...

like to have a pack of Popping Candy for $5 only?

No, thanks.

You're in deep shit once he's gone!

You'll be in jail!

Hey.

Look at this.

What the hell is this?

Someone had a bite!

Did you eat it?

Me?

I want my money back!

Refund!

Quit it!

You didn't check your own purchase...

who can you blame?

Who can you blame but yourself?

It's in the middle of the night.

You're lonely and hungry.

Who can you blame?

After all...

it's your own faults.

Gimme that.

Buy one.

Ok.

How much?

Let me see.

It's $25.

There.

Ok.

So can I use it now?

Certainly, you are a good customer!

This is stupid!

I have to buy a pair of scissors cause I can't borrow one.

Then I need to borrow one to open this one.

I feel like...

This pair is you.

This pair is me.

Do you realize?

You just cut my bottom line.

Let me tell you.

Many years ago...

a gang robbed a jeweler.

Someone called the police...

the police came and arrested the gang.

But, one escaped.

That one thought he was the man...

and went home happily.

Turned out when he checked the stuff...

all were fakes.

Who would have known that the jeweler carried fakes.

Listen to me...

he shouldn't have done business like that.

That's dishonest.

Just like you.

Do you know what happened next?

What?

That man returned to the jeweler...

killed him and all his staff.

It's true.

Of course he got arrested at the end...

been in jail all his life.

Until not long ago...

been homeless...

living on the street till now.

Some says that man is silly.

What do you think?

So, are you that man?

What if I say yes?

That's not just silly.

That's freaking stupid!

I'm so pissed...

I just have to rob you!

Any objection?

No.

Good.

Very Good.

What the heck?

10s

20s?

20s!

All are small bills!

You got nothing bigger?

What the heck?

Only these for a store this size?

Only these.

If you need more...

you may rob them too!

You fucker! I should stab you on the right as well!

None of your business.

Hey, meatball!

Got more?

Bring them out.

Yes.

Where?

Bangladesh

Bangladesh?

Have you ever opened a bottle of champagne?

Champagne!

When you suddenly unplug the cork...

it sprays everywhere!

It's got holes...

What?

I mean...

It's too thin; not that durable.

This one then.

This is good, peanut flavoured.

Oh wait!

I'm allergic to peanuts.

Let me see...

Don't worry

I'm here.

Fuck yourself!

You got water?

No?

Forget it

I'll wait.

It's $219.90.

Would you like to have a pack of Popping Candy for $5 only?

No, thanks.

Thank you for coming.

Were you up to something?

I told you to make her go fast...

why did you do all that shit?

Trying to send a secret message to her?

I was just doing the normal stuff!

It would be too obvious if I made her leave!

Don't you dare!

I'm just coming back for the Popping Candy.

Welcome!

Again.

Hey!

Hey, Lady!

It's just some simple tying...

you don't need to make this kind of sound!

I'm sorry...

Hey!

You! Come over here!

Sit at the front!

Yes, sir.

Crap!

This is a robbery.

Then I'll excuse myself.

Hey!

Don't think about it.

It's too late...

you don't get to leave...

Loser!

Excuse me?

I said you don't get to leave.

No No.

The last part.

Loser!

I said this is a robbery!

Don't you get it, Loser?

What?

Don't pick it up

or else someone will get killed.

What do you mean, loser?

Grandpa

I'm not sure how much time we can spend together this evening...

but before we talk...

stop calling me a loser!

Gimme a better word!

Big Boss.

Did you buy it?

Took so long.

Excuse me.

Nobody?

Keep the change!

Thank you!

Would you like to have a pack of Popping Candy for $5 only?

You're naughty!

Oh it's after 1 am!

I'll be home so late!

I don't know what to tell my wife!

Is it busy usually around this time?

Not really.

In this case, please pardon me...

for being in your way.

Come here slut

I'm sorry...

the hotel is bit far, and...

you know I don't like to shower.

This and that...

check-in and stuff.

My wife would be mad when I get home.

So let's do it here!

Here you go!

Go get it

I'm hoping not to beat you up.

Wait!

Open you mouth.

Higher.

Good recommendation!

Awesome!

Keep calm!

I'm a Police!

Big Boss.

Come in!

This is big!

We got an armed robbery here...

and a sexual assault case with the cock still hanging.

Please send some men over.

Hey pal, those two?

Yep.

Good. Action!

Yes, Sir!

Hey!

17332

Since when you joined the PTU?

I go busy.

Huh... so cocky now.

Fuck.

My deep apologies.

You're forgiven.

Miss, do you want to wipe your mouth?

Leave me alone.

Hey you!

Let go.

- It hurts. - Don't whine!

Shut up my ass!

Don't move! Shut up!

Officers, please hurry up and arrest all these bastards.

- My business should go on! - Alright, be patient.

We're taking care of this.

It's fine, just take it easy.

No smacking! It hurts!

Your good chance for a promotion!

It's a combo!

Let's go happy hour and put it on you tab!

No problem!

You say it you have it.

What's up?

You're being so serious.

Thinking of the happy hour?

A colleague was killed two days ago...

Seriously?

His pistol number is 13691.

I wanna get cartoon figures!

What now?

Let him get the figures first.

Don't frighten him.

Don't boss around!

It's your call, Officer!

Let's set the rule.

Before the little one leaves...

we should act completely normal.

Don't cheat!

Hello!

Little boy...

which cartoon figure do you want?

You're missing one stamp!

I'll make it up for you!

Thanks, granny!

Call me lady!

Wait a minute.

The price for a pack of cigarettes

has gone up to $50.

It's too pricey! How can people afford it?

Bullshit!

It's not like you're buying any...

you're taking this from me!

I should take a few more cartons!

No way.

Can I have one?

Hey, grandpa.

Take this.

It's free

I don't like this one.

It's too artificial!

You are not smoking from your pipe...

and you don't want his...

for it's too artificial.

What do you want?

Don't you stare at me...

you're not in authority anymore, you know what?

I'm not scared of you.

Quit it!

Take a break.

Thank you.

So...

you don't really use you pipe.

Are you trying to play good old fashion?

Like you only use it at the moment you die?

If that's the case, I don't mind setting you off.

Yea, don't wait.

I'm tellin' ya.

You smoke from a pipe only when you're enjoying your life.

You think this moment is enjoyable?

I don't think so.

I don't think so.

Can I use your lighter?

Sure.

Thank you.

This is a very precious lighter

I found it on the street.

You found it?

Where about?

I forgot.

Check it out!

Aww... why?

I already have this one...

Which one do you want?

The special edition one!

Chance is rare for that one

I want it! I want it!

Kids are so annoying!

So noisy!

It's just normal.

You were noisy when you were a kid too.

You can go ask your mother

I'll pay you back.

I want it! I want it!

It's the special edition one.

For you.

Dude, thank you!

Such a hero!

I'll give you the bill.

See if you live to do so.

Hey.

Do you need more?

We still got plenty.

Bye-bye!

On the clock, ok?

Ok.

Good.

Sorry...

I cheated.

We surrender!

Good Boy.

Fuck!

What is this?

A citizen's arrest?

Blow me!

Only one of us is a cop here!

You understand that?

No one knows who you fucking are

I'm a sergeant!

Who the fuck are you?

I'll erase you!

You'll erase me, huh?

Excuse me?

Is this Schizophrenia?

Fuck!

Yea, and for you case...

it's Mental Retardation.

It's a lot to be a cop.

And to be a undercover cop...

is even harder.

You're undercover?

Oh I didn't tell you?

I remember on the first day wearing my uniform...

I arrested a criminal.

My superior told me to set him free.

Even sent him off to a taxi

I was mad.

Then when I was a spy...

I had to tag along in fights...

and got arrested by my own men.

What a waste of time!

I can't tell others about my identity

I'd feel better carrying a toy gun with me.

Bite me for that?

But that's not the case now

I learned that...

you can get shot...

just for carrying a toy gun or even nothing.

What do you want now?

I don't know

I'm not sure.

The one thing I'm sure about is...

only one of us can leave this place in the morning.

And I'm hoping this person...

is me!

Anyone here?

Anyone here?

Weird!

It's usually quiet!

Shut up.

He'll give up soon.

It's closed early today.

Gotta check out other places

I'm thinking..

of all the people here...

you are the only who dare to point a gun at me

I'll kill you first.

It'll be more secure this way.

No!

Hey, fellow!

If you can't stop him...

you're dead.

I knew someone's here!

We're closed for annual party.

Really?

- Of course! - Why?

- We're earned enough. - That's brilliant!

Come on, please let me in.

You're too cute to let go!

Thank you.

Pick a figure, everyone of you!

Pick one!

Grandpa...

stay where you are.

This is yours!

Thank you.

Who's got Fred?

Who's got Fred the Funny Mummy?

It's me.

Come over here!

Fred...

let me tell ya.

I got diarrhoea.

I have to use the toilet.

I entrust my authority to you.

Keep an eye on them...

- will you? - Certainly!

It's very kind of you.

Thank you.

You're welcome!

Fred...

when I'm in the toilet...

I prefer it to be quiet

I don't want no noise!

Is that alright?

Certainly!

Hey!

Quick! Go kill that spy!

You finally talk like a man!

Hey!

Take action!

He had such good faith in me!

He even gave me the gun!

Would you want to be killed in the middle of shitting?

That's terrible!

Don't you agree?

Excuse me...

who is the boss here?

This is a big store.

There are still so many customers...

at this time in the morning.

My store is just two blocks down.

No one comes at all.

I can't afford the rent...

so it's closed down.

Well...

cheer up!

Let's do it.

Let's go!

Hey!

You crazy?

Aren't we leaving?

Are we?

My little store is closed down.

So this one?

Should be blown up.

I told you to be quiet!

I'll shoot you believe it or not.

Ridiculous!

Did I do it?

Yes, I did...

This is the final warning.

Be quiet!

Dammit

he's firing for real!

I may be goofy...

but not stupid.

Only one bullet is left fortunately.

Oh it hit you?

How unfortunate!

What's going on?

Wow.

What happened?

Was it the Popping Candy?

What is this?

Tell me!

A bomb!

Defuse it.

Who?

Me...

choosing one of you.

Yellow or Blue.

Which one to cut?

I have no idea.

Aren't you a cop?

Yes, and I was trained in a lot of areas...

just not defusing bombs.

What to do?

We got no time!

Let's vote!

What?

We don't know a thing about it!

We gotta do it anyway!

I don't want to die without trying.

We vote for our own lives.

If we died at least we tried.

Any vote for cutting the blue one?

How about Yellow?

Ok, I pick one.

Gimme the scissors.

There should be two!

You want the other one?

No way, we'll be dead by the time we find it.

Hey hey! It'll burst!

Not necessarily.

If you do it fast enough...

and put it back within 2 seconds...

it'll be alright.

Why would I listen to you?

Who do you think you are?

Dr. TY Chan, Physician and Surgen, Attending Doctor at Yarrow Hospital.

Wow.

You have such an achievement at this young age, beauty!

I got your check-up result.

You are infected with Genital Warts

I'll refer you to a specialist.

You don't have to worry

I'm not worried about myself

I'm worried about you.

You have to sleep with me tonight.

Or else,

I'll get 20 men to sleep with you.

Put on this cheerleading uniform...

or else...

you'll never get to put on anything.

I got Genital Warts...

and you'll get it from me soon.

How can I not worried about you?

Let's rehearse, ok?

OK

Yellow.

Fuck you! It's totally off!

Whatcha doin' with the Champagne?

How much time left?

Not much

I want to practice one more time.

Ok.

Mother fucker.

This is not a game.

Shut up!

We got no time!

Just take a chance!

Don't disappoint me

I'm still looking forward to kill you

2 seconds.

Just 2 seconds.

It hurts a bit.

Is it in the right place?

Go.

Go get some condoms

I'm a doctor

I'm a doctor

I'm a doctor.

Such a beauty!

"Big Boss."

Thank you for what you did...

but I still have to kill you.

He saved our lives, Jerk!

That's why I'm being nice to him.

He doesn't need to queue up!

You'll be next

I'll be waiting.

Where did they go?

Bangladesh.

It'll be you afterwards.

My face

is ruined!

Mabel...

Honey.

I have an accident, my face is busted.

Do you still want me?

If you do...

can you come pick me up?

Come on...

Look!

You shouldn't have come out.

A burden alive...

a burden deceased.

I apologize...

for my wife, must have scared the hell out of you.

You know how old couples are...

always trying to kill each other.

That's the way it is!

My little girl...

it's ok if you played a wrong note, you can start over.

There are things...

that you can't be wrong.

Papa's done something wrong...

it cannot be settled.

Keep on practicing.

Hey!

What's up?

I'm calculating.

Business is hard.

The utilities...

the rent... it's all money.

Whatcha doing?

Wanna come out?

Quit it, it will hurt!

Let's see...

For you...

the broken fridge...

the goods on the racks...

the glass...

a few cups of coffee...

all together is $24695.70.

Gimme the money.

Fuck.

You too, come queue up.

Do you still want this?

Of course

I paid for it.

So?

211.9

Would you like to have a pack of Popping Candy for $5 only?

No.

Let's go!

- Next. - Quit it!

I paid for my stuff.

Speaking like the man of honour?

You wanna walk away after stabbing me?

You gotta pay for my medical! $3,000.00

I have no money.

No money?

Hold on!

$3000?

I'd pay for him.

Thank you!

Such a beauty!

Let's run, it's all paid.

Still hugging?

You think this is none of your business?

You broke the figure showcase...

gave out the special edition ones

$495.70!

Gimme the money

I wouldn't be here if I had money.

That...

make sense.

Ok.

Since you saved my life

let's forget it.

Alright!

Everyone paid.

Things are settled.

Let's start all over again!

This would be too bloody.

It's difficult to clean.

Oh, out of bullet.

Pardon me...

I need to borrow your gun.

Don't cry.

Don't you want to see your boy friend?

I don't think I'll make it.

No

I'm sure you will.

Chevis...

You believe he's coming?

It's your boy friend.

Let's hear what he's gonna say.

Sweetie...

I'm on the way, wait for me!

Almost there.

Should we stop him?

He'll die when he gets here.

Don't come, Chevis!

Try harder!

Please don't come, Chevis!

I kinda want to meet him now!

Take off you clothes!

Pants too.

Show time!

Come on and come all.

Let the dance begins!

Dance.

Spice it up!

Bang! On the head...

Love doesn't exist.

You know my wife...

when she sees other men...

she becomes a whore.

Men are just the same.

When they see sexy girls...

they'd be aroused.

You boy friend is no different.

He will be too!

That proves that you're not his one and only!

Look! Look!

No way!

That chick is so sexy...

and you're not aroused?

You're the lady!

You win!

Hey you!

Be a gentleman, cover her up!

Thank you.

Don't use the uniform!

Use your own shirt.

You're not gonna squeal to the police, are you?

No.

Then go ahead and leave.

My father said.

If I choose to be with men...

I'm not gonna get a penny from him.

What do you think?

He wants me to get married?

Fine! I'll marry to an ugly girl.

I want him to see how his son suffers everyday.

That's cruel.

Calm down!

I'm not a woman to him...

and I'm not a man neither!

What am I?

Whatever! It doesn't matter!

It matters!

I'm over...

That's not true. You have me!

Promise me...

by dawn...

we'll leave this place together.

After that...

we go party!

Ok?

Ouch! That's painful!

Pain is good.

Pain is a feeling.

You feel it only when you're alive.

We're human beings...

it's a shame if we don't have feelings.

Look at them!

Who's the one got you into this?

If it weren't for her, you wouldn't have come...

right?

If it weren't for him, you wouldn't be turned on...

right?

I know you're mad.

Let me give you a chance to revenge.

Do you wanna kill them?

Yes.

Take this.

Just take it

I give you one shot.

Who would you kill?

Who would you kill?

I want two shots!

You want two shots? Alright.

You have only one now.

Just one

I want two!

Fuck! You're not listening!

You don't listen?

You just don't want to listen?

It's been with me all this time.

You can have it back.

Come on, everything's ok.

This city is fucking stuck!

You think killing eases your pain?

Even if they all died...

it'd still hurt.

Do you know how to stop the pain?

Go see a doctor.

No.

I hate being fucking stuck.

I am gonna fix it now.

You're smoking hot.

But for an old man like me, it's worthless.

Worthless things should be.

Deleted.

Are you fucking out of your mind?

You don't get it, do you?

Let me put it this way.

Tell me who was the top star...

at the beginning of your memory?

Movie stars.

Who was most famous?

Who was it?

Jackie Chan.

What about now?

Answer me.

Still Jackie Chan.

When you were a kid...

what did people call Jackie?

They called him Big Bro.

When you were a kid...

what did people call you?

They called me kiddo.

So, what do kids nowadays call Jackie?

Still Big Bro.

What did that kid call you after getting the figures from you?

Dude.

Bingo!

Big Bro is still the Big Bro.

Look at him in the recent movies...

he remains as the coolest guy!

And you are...

not a kiddo anymore, but just a dude!

Our society is like the entertainment business.

Whoever's at the top...

will always be at the top.

The so-called extras?

When do they get to be known?

Isn't it true?

Although...

you are a grown up now...

you are still just an extra.

In no time, you'll become someone like me.

I won't be someone like you!

No way!

You think leaving this place will make you Jackie Chan?

No.

You feel like a hero pointing the gun to that Psycho?

Huh?

You feel like the man...

breaking the showcase for that kid?

You feel like a savior...

defusing the bomb?

No.

When you leave after dawn...

you're still just a useless dude...

living a purposeless live.

If I step out of here...

I still have opportunities

I'm not like you...

I have time.

You don't.

Yes.

You like her?

- Do you like her? - Yes.

In terms of love...

you just lost an opportunity.

Mabel.

Mabel.

You're very dogged.

You must be born in the year of Dog.

Yes.

I was.

We have something in common

I'm not like you!

Let's check out the luck for our zodiac.

It says if we made it through this year.

It's our time to shine next year!

Advancement in career...

getting recognitions...

able to show our talents...

Awesome!

We're both "dogs"...

but only one of us gets to leave.

What do you think about this?

That depends if you'll play it fair.

I have 6 bullets...

you believe none of them are gonna hit you on the head?

You have 6 bullets...

if any one of them hit this bomb...

we're all dead!

Only one left!

Enough to kill ya.

I dare you to wager on our luck!

How does it work?

You shoot the bomb...

and we see who's the one with better luck.

Well yes, you can just kill me...

but that means...

you dare not to compete with me.

You'll walk out...

as a loser.

We're public servants!

How can you take the money!

- I'm over... - The wedding's called off

I've never loved you.

Why marry me when you don't love me?

Hey.

Who should possess this?

Hey.

You do it! OK?

I'm a cop!

I don't want this trash.

You do it!

He's so broke!

That's not my standard

I thought you wanted it... you put such efforts!

Did I?

You put even more efforts!

See their heads?

All blown up!

It's almost dawn!

So to save time

I had to shoot you all.

I thought you wanted it badly

I should have taken it easy if I knew.

Well, you've done so much.

You take it.

Me?

But he doesn't look like he'll get rich at all!

Possessing him...

is worse then being a ghost...

I don't want it.

Come on.

You take it.

Alright, alright!

What to do now?

Hey, fellow! It's yours!

Hell no!

Men don't like this type!

No way.

He's totally a sidekick material.

Bad shape!

I always thought it was bad...

being looked down by people.

Now I know, it's worse...

being looked down by ghosts.

Remember I said

Bruce Lee died at the age of 32.

He was a legend.

And me?

I'm just a joke.

For some reasons...

I don't want to be a joke no more.

So, I made a decision.

Hey!

Do you mind if I take it back?

Welcome.

Hey!

If I'm married one day...

I wanna have a daughter like you!

I heard that people say...

your lover in the past-life will come back as your daughter.

I just hope she's different from me.

Nobody wants me.

Hey!

What do you want her to be?

Check out that photo I made in you phone!

What's next?

I really don't know.

But I survived through this...

I'm sure things will get better!