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Previously on AMC's "Preacher"...
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There is a back door.
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It was a test. He knew I was coming.
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Did you know God was Man-dog?
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I've learned a lot about
you over the past few days.
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You're the right man for the job,
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and the job is right for you.
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Time to go.
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I will be with you
every step of the way.
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Ohh.
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You can if you resist, Eugene.
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Show the machine you don't belong here,
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and the secret door will open!
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Resist.
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Eugene. Nein.
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What the heck?
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Ew.
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No!
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That's right. Resist
the pattern, Eugene.
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You can kiss me if you want to.
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Don't do it, Eugene.
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I'm good.
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You don't want to?
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You, Eugene Root,
you're too good for me?
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Ugh. No. No, I didn't mean that.
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No! W-Wait!
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Kiss me. Please.
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I'm begging you.
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Don't know what I'm supposed to do.
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If I kiss you, you kill yourself.
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If I don't kiss you...
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you kill yourself.
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We're friends, Tracy. I
just want you to be okay.
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We're friends.
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That's all I wanted to hear. Thank you.
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That should open the secret.
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You still like me, though, right?
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Like, like me like me?
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Yes, of course.
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Nein. Verflucht verfuhrerin!
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I can tell.
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Show me.
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- Tracy.
- Come on, Eugene.
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You said we're friends.
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Show me.
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Ew.
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That was, like, ugh.
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Feel like my eyes are gonna barf.
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Do you like my hair like this?
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You know what, Tracy?
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You're mean.
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What?
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Yeah, you're mean and conceited,
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and you use people.
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You are not a nice person.
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No, you're not a nice person!
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God, I cannot believe you'd
say this to me right now.
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I'm gonna kill myself, and
it's going to be your fault.
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No. It won't.
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Tracy, if you're so shallow
that you need to commit suicide
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to get people's attention,
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go ahead.
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But it'll be your fault, not mine.
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Wunderbar! Let's get out of here.
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Damn it! What else?
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Who ze hell is that?
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Troop Leader Pedro?
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Haven't thought about you in years.
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Remember...
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when we went on that camping trip?
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We went into the woods
to collect firewood,
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and I told you "never touch me again"?
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I meant it.
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Aah!
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Ja. Good boy. That should do it.
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I don't understand.
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Who else is there?
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Unless...
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- Dad?
- Aw, scheisse.
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I'm so sorry.
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What can I do? How can I fix it?
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But...
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No.
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I'm just a kid.
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Yeah, I got scared, and I messed up,
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but I'm still just a kid.
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I'm sorry that you're sad,
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but I'm not gonna shoot myself,
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and I'm not gonna apologize
for being your son.
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I love you, too, Dad.
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Yes!
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Get on your knees.
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Drop it.
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Disarm. The gun.
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Saber.
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Let's go for arive.
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Preacher!!
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A cop-killing,
child-murderin' sonofuhbitch
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tryin' to make his way
through the pearly gates?
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You really think there's
a place for you in Heaven
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up there with your wife and child,
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livin' in peace for all eternity?
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No.
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I'll tell you where you belong.
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You've ignored your soul for too long.
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No more killing.
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No more drinking.
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Your soul is where your goodness lies,
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the goodness I know is there.
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Then we'll be together in
Heaven for all eternity.
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Preacher.
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Welcome, my son.
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Get on your knees.
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"Do not be deceived:
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God is not mocked,
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for whatever one sows,
that will he also reap."
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"And let us not grow weary
of doing good, for in due..."
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"doing good, for in due season,
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we will weep, if we do not give up."
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Amen.
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Mommy, do I have to eat beets?
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Yes, my angel. Beets help us grow.
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Can't I eat something
else to help me grow?
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Like what?
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Apple pie?
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Here. This will help.
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How's your milk?
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It's good.
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Daddy doesn't mean it.
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You callin' me a fibber?
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Uh-huh. Here.
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No. No one puts salt in their m...
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Hold on.
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Let's see.
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Even better.
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Uh... hello in there.
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Uh, sorry about that traffic.
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I shouldn't have taken the
interstate, but, anyway...
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How are you?
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My name is, uh, FJ Hoover,
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2nd Lieutenant of the
Grail Organization.
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I want to welcome you
to our, uh, custody.
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We know what you want.
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As you know, Heaven's
probably not gonna happen,
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but we can give you the next best thing.
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All you have to do is...
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work with us, so...
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think about it.
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Stay the horse.
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Keep to your affairs.
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Come back to us.
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Your soul is where your goodness lies.
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Hey, mister! Hey! We're
headed to Ratwater!
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Your soul is where your goodness lies...
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the goodness I know is there.
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Hey, mister.
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No.
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No more killing. No more drinking.
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No more killing. No more drinking.
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No more killing. No more drinking.
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No more killing. No more drinking.
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And we'll be together in Heaven
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for all eternity.
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You've gotten weaker.
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You know you have.
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You really should consider our offer.
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We just want to make you strong again.
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It is a win-win situation.
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After all...
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what more do you have to lose?
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Okay, good.
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I'm glad we could reach
this understanding.
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Now just... do what you do.
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Made up your mind?
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Whiskey.
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Where you from?
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- Texas.
- Heard of it.
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And what brings you to New Orleans?
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I'm here to kill a man.
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What yeh doing in me room, son?
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Get out.
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Sortez.
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It's okay, Banjo. You're safe with me.
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You all right?
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There's a finger under the stove.
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Oh, yeah.
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So, when do you think he's coming back?
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Will you stop askin' me that?!
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I don't care if Jesse's
coming back, okay?
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- And neither should you.
- Don't snap at me.
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You've not cornered the market
on being pissed off, all right?
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I'm just as angry as you
are. You can trust in that.
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I mean, who put him in charge?
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Well, not me. I always
thought I was in charge.
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What?
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- Nothin'.
- No, go on.
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Oh, please. You're
like third-in-charge.
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Third? There's no way!
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Figure it out, Cass.
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- You ain't in charge of me.
- I never said I was.
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Or Jesse. What? Go on.
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Third's a bleeding joke. It's insulting.
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Math is what it is.
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I'll have you know I'm in
charge of a whole heap of people,
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- actually.
- Oh, really?
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Mm-hmm. Like who?
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Like Lil' Banjo.
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This is worse than waterboarding.
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- Denis.
- Doesn't listen to you.
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And we're working on that!
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Like, how do you think that's fair?
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- Status report.
- I'm not third.
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He's on his way.
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All right, all right.
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So let's just say, for
the sake of argument,
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that's you're left in charge.
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What's your bright idea for us, then?
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I'm curious to hear it.
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On a serious note, what do we do?
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'Cause I'm startin' to worry about it.
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Well...
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we go to Bimini as planned.
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What, just the two of us?
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Yeah.
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Alone?
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Sure.
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I guess so.
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Why not?
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No reason.
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He'll come back.
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He always comes back.
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Not always.
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Oh! Here he is.
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Hey, Cass. Hey.
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- Hi.
- We were just wonderin' about you.
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You were wonderin'.
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Yeah, you were just starin'
at me finger on the floor.
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I wasn't staring at it, Cassidy.
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I was noticing it.
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Noticing the floor finger
without a wonder in the world.
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Well, you find Him?
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I don't want to talk
about God right now.
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Does anyone here have a drink?
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Now, that, that's bloody leadership!
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I got a potation in me room.
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It's just ripe. I think
you're gonna love it.
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- Come on.
- A what?
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Hey, save some for me, you wet brains!
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Potation.
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Preacher.
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N-No.
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Weapons.
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Rio.
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You leave 'em alone!
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Ohh.
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That's a pretty
far-fetched theory, Cass,
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- even for you.
- I'm tellin' ya, mate,
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if you watch that
movie again, you'll see.
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Tyler Durden does exist.
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You're saying the
twist to "Fight Club" is
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- there is no twist?
- Exactly!
275
00:24:43,622 --> 00:24:45,255
How do you figure that?
276
00:24:45,290 --> 00:24:48,291
Because nobody listens
to ugly people, Padre.
277
00:24:48,326 --> 00:24:51,594
If yer gonna inspire an
anti-materialistic organization
278
00:24:51,630 --> 00:24:53,897
with worldwide designs
on erasing global debt,
279
00:24:53,932 --> 00:24:56,065
you got to look like Brad Pitt.
280
00:24:56,101 --> 00:24:58,101
Well, hold on now.
281
00:24:58,136 --> 00:25:00,270
I wouldn't exactly
call Edward Norton ugly.
282
00:25:13,652 --> 00:25:18,488
Instrumental in 37 covert
Dutch ops just last year alone.
283
00:25:18,523 --> 00:25:20,757
Dutch ops? Oh, yeah.
284
00:25:20,792 --> 00:25:22,592
Those guys are the worst.
285
00:25:22,627 --> 00:25:24,828
Well, the Dutch foreskin
plant must be booming.
286
00:25:24,863 --> 00:25:27,350
That's ridiculous.
287
00:25:27,400 --> 00:25:31,035
Every country doesn't have
their own foreskin plan.
288
00:25:31,077 --> 00:25:32,969
The Netherlands are
the leading consumers
289
00:25:32,971 --> 00:25:35,038
in the foreskin market 10 to 1.
290
00:25:35,073 --> 00:25:37,807
They buy so much of
it, half goes to waste.
291
00:25:37,843 --> 00:25:39,542
So they end up sneakin' the excess
292
00:25:39,578 --> 00:25:41,277
into toothpaste or baby formula.
293
00:25:41,313 --> 00:25:44,113
Like how Brad Pitt, how
he sells the lady-fat soap
294
00:25:44,149 --> 00:25:45,982
to rich ladies in "Fight Club."
295
00:25:46,017 --> 00:25:48,852
- Full circle.
- You mean Edward Norton?
296
00:25:48,887 --> 00:25:52,188
No, I mean Brad Pitt
because he does exist.
297
00:25:52,224 --> 00:25:53,684
Look, the point is
298
00:25:53,692 --> 00:25:56,526
the Netherlands are
like a sexy Tyler Durden
299
00:25:56,561 --> 00:25:58,995
and someone's got to stop them.
300
00:25:59,030 --> 00:26:01,130
Come on, Cass. That can't be true.
301
00:26:01,166 --> 00:26:02,665
Wispread reports.
302
00:26:02,701 --> 00:26:05,220
Substantiated reports, to be honest.
303
00:26:05,236 --> 00:26:06,569
Well, if it makes it taste better,
304
00:26:06,571 --> 00:26:07,704
then what's the harm in it?
305
00:26:07,739 --> 00:26:09,372
It's foreskin into baby formula!
306
00:26:09,407 --> 00:26:11,374
It's bloody cannibalism! Are you jokin'?
307
00:26:12,878 --> 00:26:15,378
- I mean, think about it.
- What's the harm?
308
00:26:15,413 --> 00:26:20,250
- Baby formula. It's cannibalism.
- I don't know, Cass.
309
00:26:20,285 --> 00:26:24,320
It doesn't sound any worse
than what goes into a hot dog.
310
00:26:24,356 --> 00:26:27,323
It's a hundred times worse.
311
00:26:29,628 --> 00:26:32,095
Try some of this.
312
00:26:32,130 --> 00:26:34,133
It's me reserve stock.
That's what I call it.
313
00:26:34,157 --> 00:26:35,732
Have a go at that. I
think you'll find it...
314
00:26:35,734 --> 00:26:37,700
Oh, shite!
315
00:26:37,736 --> 00:26:39,202
Bollocks!
316
00:26:39,237 --> 00:26:40,670
What is it, battery acid?
317
00:26:40,705 --> 00:26:41,871
Just try it.
318
00:26:45,494 --> 00:26:46,710
What?
319
00:26:46,729 --> 00:26:48,232
Too much Neosporin?
320
00:26:48,270 --> 00:26:50,244
- Can we get a beer now?
- Yeah, all right.
321
00:26:50,283 --> 00:26:53,116
Tulip! Get your man a six-pack!
322
00:27:00,959 --> 00:27:04,193
That's odd. She normally
hops right to that.
323
00:27:04,229 --> 00:27:06,112
I'll go gather some suds.
324
00:27:30,021 --> 00:27:33,323
Aah!
325
00:27:42,367 --> 00:27:43,833
Where's Tulip?
326
00:27:43,868 --> 00:27:45,865
Not here for her.
327
00:27:48,673 --> 00:27:51,607
So, shall I ask you to beg,
328
00:27:51,643 --> 00:27:55,478
or should I make you?
329
00:27:55,513 --> 00:27:56,913
I was merciful last time,
330
00:27:56,948 --> 00:27:59,282
not sending you back
to where you belong.
331
00:27:59,317 --> 00:28:00,683
No.
332
00:28:00,719 --> 00:28:02,738
You were chicken shit.
333
00:28:02,763 --> 00:28:04,980
Didn't want your soul in Hell.
334
00:28:10,161 --> 00:28:13,496
Get on your knees.
335
00:28:13,531 --> 00:28:17,133
Didn't hear you, Preacher.
336
00:28:17,168 --> 00:28:18,534
Get on your...
337
00:28:18,570 --> 00:28:21,938
Come here, ya shite.
338
00:28:21,973 --> 00:28:24,907
Aah!
339
00:28:35,553 --> 00:28:37,553
Aah!
340
00:28:43,828 --> 00:28:45,695
Aah!
341
00:29:05,183 --> 00:29:06,182
Aah!
342
00:29:06,217 --> 00:29:08,184
Oof!
343
00:29:08,219 --> 00:29:10,290
He's gonna kill him.
344
00:29:10,321 --> 00:29:12,141
Not yet.
345
00:29:12,154 --> 00:29:13,887
He's taking his time.
346
00:29:17,429 --> 00:29:19,834
Get away from him, you asshole!
347
00:29:21,800 --> 00:29:23,332
Stop.
348
00:29:44,789 --> 00:29:46,422
Hey!
349
00:29:46,458 --> 00:29:48,619
You're not here for her.
350
00:29:52,453 --> 00:29:56,288
That's right, Preacher.
351
00:29:56,312 --> 00:29:58,234
I'm here for you.
352
00:30:02,440 --> 00:30:05,708
Time to get on your knees.
353
00:30:15,200 --> 00:30:17,967
I met a man once.
354
00:30:18,002 --> 00:30:19,869
A bar,
355
00:30:19,904 --> 00:30:23,139
in a town where I had some business.
356
00:30:23,174 --> 00:30:28,911
He sat and talked at
me about scalpin' heads.
357
00:30:31,583 --> 00:30:33,483
Comanche mostly,
358
00:30:33,518 --> 00:30:37,954
out there on the Colorado.
359
00:30:37,989 --> 00:30:40,223
They were his business.
360
00:30:42,494 --> 00:30:45,027
The noise their heads would make...
361
00:30:47,365 --> 00:30:49,866
That's what he talked most about.
362
00:30:49,901 --> 00:30:51,533
The noise...
363
00:30:53,624 --> 00:30:57,125
was his main concern.
364
00:30:57,161 --> 00:31:00,962
He tried describing it to me.
365
00:31:00,998 --> 00:31:03,899
Like a wet sheet torn to pieces.
366
00:31:06,570 --> 00:31:09,438
Only not.
367
00:31:09,473 --> 00:31:11,540
Only different.
368
00:31:11,575 --> 00:31:15,444
He'd been at this business for so long,
369
00:31:15,479 --> 00:31:19,147
the man allowed that he'd
fallen into a captivation over it
370
00:31:19,183 --> 00:31:21,717
over the years.
371
00:31:21,752 --> 00:31:23,685
Sittin' in church
372
00:31:23,721 --> 00:31:28,507
or laying in his bed at night,
373
00:31:28,531 --> 00:31:34,029
he couldn't stop turnin'
it over in his mind.
374
00:31:34,064 --> 00:31:37,348
The noise was all he loved.
375
00:31:40,704 --> 00:31:43,739
I shot him dead with all the rest.
376
00:31:48,245 --> 00:31:53,915
But I've been curious
about his noise ever since.
377
00:31:53,951 --> 00:31:57,519
Well, go ahead.
378
00:31:57,554 --> 00:32:00,222
But then you're never gonna see Heaven.
379
00:32:00,257 --> 00:32:01,490
Like you said,
380
00:32:01,525 --> 00:32:03,592
the things I done,
381
00:32:03,627 --> 00:32:06,661
I was never gonna anyway.
382
00:32:06,697 --> 00:32:10,031
There ain't no such thing as never.
383
00:32:12,069 --> 00:32:14,302
Any man can change himself.
384
00:32:16,440 --> 00:32:18,607
I tried to.
385
00:32:21,278 --> 00:32:23,879
But it's a lie.
386
00:32:36,794 --> 00:32:38,527
William.
387
00:32:38,562 --> 00:32:40,595
That's enough.
388
00:32:40,631 --> 00:32:43,965
Time to go back.
389
00:32:44,001 --> 00:32:46,101
Never.
390
00:32:46,136 --> 00:32:48,970
It's up to you, but your Hell is empty
391
00:32:49,006 --> 00:32:50,839
and must be filed with someone...
392
00:32:53,977 --> 00:32:56,278
like your wife or your daughter.
393
00:32:56,313 --> 00:32:58,980
You can't do that.
394
00:32:59,016 --> 00:33:03,618
God's gone. Who's going to stop me?
395
00:33:20,671 --> 00:33:23,238
And what about the preacher?
396
00:33:23,273 --> 00:33:26,608
Leave him. Those are my orders.
397
00:33:33,015 --> 00:33:34,599
Another time.
398
00:33:56,206 --> 00:33:58,540
You're lucky to have
a man like Herr Starr
399
00:33:58,575 --> 00:33:59,741
looking out for you.
400
00:34:03,580 --> 00:34:07,115
He has my soul.
401
00:34:07,150 --> 00:34:10,785
Sorry to hear it.
402
00:34:10,821 --> 00:34:12,320
Padre.
403
00:34:12,356 --> 00:34:14,522
Little help here please.
404
00:34:22,943 --> 00:34:25,176
- I'll meet you there.
- No, no, listen, listen,
405
00:34:25,193 --> 00:34:27,702
someone needs to stay with
Denis, warm him up some medicine.
406
00:34:27,738 --> 00:34:30,572
Oh, and k-keep an eye
on Lil' Banjo, will ya?
407
00:34:30,607 --> 00:34:32,340
Why are you going to
the hospital anyway?
408
00:34:32,376 --> 00:34:34,042
Blood run. I'm running low.
409
00:34:34,077 --> 00:34:35,604
Right.
410
00:34:41,618 --> 00:34:44,252
I'm sorry.
411
00:34:44,288 --> 00:34:46,588
I thought I could
stop him, I really did.
412
00:34:46,623 --> 00:34:49,491
But the sonofuhbitch punched
me in the throat and I...
413
00:34:49,526 --> 00:34:52,060
Good thing I was there.
414
00:34:52,095 --> 00:34:54,863
Ooh. Sounds like you
really saved the day.
415
00:34:54,898 --> 00:34:57,198
Shut up, Cass.
416
00:35:00,604 --> 00:35:02,537
Look.
417
00:35:02,572 --> 00:35:05,173
Whatever, okay.
418
00:35:05,208 --> 00:35:07,309
It all worked out in the end.
419
00:35:22,960 --> 00:35:24,859
Thank you both for coming.
420
00:35:24,895 --> 00:35:27,862
I'll dive right in while
you take a moment to adjust
421
00:35:27,898 --> 00:35:29,364
and acclimate yourselves.
422
00:35:29,399 --> 00:35:30,699
My name is Herr Starr.
423
00:35:30,734 --> 00:35:33,802
My God, you're unattractive.
424
00:35:33,837 --> 00:35:35,270
I'm sorry. I just...
425
00:35:35,305 --> 00:35:38,273
I-I saw his face, and
I just had the thought.
426
00:35:38,308 --> 00:35:40,075
Said it out loud.
427
00:35:40,110 --> 00:35:44,079
Jesse has mentioned me to you,
told you about our dealings?
428
00:35:45,916 --> 00:35:47,949
- Your dealings?
- Mm.
429
00:35:47,985 --> 00:35:50,151
He hasn't taken you into his confidence.
430
00:35:50,187 --> 00:35:53,588
I suppose I'm not surprised.
You are holding him back.
431
00:35:53,623 --> 00:35:57,592
You see... And how do I
find a way of saying this
432
00:35:57,627 --> 00:35:59,094
without hurting your feelings?
433
00:35:59,128 --> 00:36:01,126
My God, it's hypnotic, isn't it?
434
00:36:01,157 --> 00:36:03,331
Like a school-bus crash, it's...
435
00:36:03,367 --> 00:36:05,800
- I just... I can't take my eyes off his face.
- Cassidy, shut up.
436
00:36:05,802 --> 00:36:06,935
Well, he's doing all the talking.
437
00:36:06,937 --> 00:36:08,303
Why don't we make him shut up?
438
00:36:08,338 --> 00:36:11,840
I want to hear what he has to say, okay?
439
00:36:11,875 --> 00:36:14,075
That's right, Tulip.
440
00:36:14,111 --> 00:36:15,510
You understand.
441
00:36:15,545 --> 00:36:18,179
Jesse Custer is heading
for big things...
442
00:36:18,215 --> 00:36:19,914
Greatness, glory, power.
443
00:36:19,950 --> 00:36:22,317
He's a very special person.
444
00:36:22,352 --> 00:36:24,919
And deep down, whether
he's ready to admit or not,
445
00:36:24,955 --> 00:36:28,590
he knows the two of you just aren't.
446
00:36:28,625 --> 00:36:32,127
So my question, what this has
been about from the beginning
447
00:36:32,162 --> 00:36:35,764
and I think we should really
dig in to and discuss here,
448
00:36:35,799 --> 00:36:38,658
given that the fate of the
entire universe is at stake,
449
00:36:38,689 --> 00:36:41,202
is...
450
00:36:41,238 --> 00:36:43,507
how shall we proceed?
451
00:36:58,918 --> 00:37:02,153
God is gone...
452
00:37:04,524 --> 00:37:06,424
from our hearts...
453
00:37:08,428 --> 00:37:13,464
from town to town and
cities across the world.
454
00:37:13,499 --> 00:37:18,262
His absence is real, the
loss of Him widely felt,
455
00:37:18,287 --> 00:37:21,955
leaving us poor sinners alone
456
00:37:21,991 --> 00:37:25,993
to grapple with the
age-old eternal question,
457
00:37:26,028 --> 00:37:30,931
"What happens next?"
458
00:37:30,966 --> 00:37:35,335
I answer that question with hope.
459
00:37:35,371 --> 00:37:39,540
God is gone, but His promise remains,
460
00:37:39,575 --> 00:37:44,812
the promise that, when
all seems most lost,
461
00:37:44,847 --> 00:37:49,783
his Son will return to save us.
462
00:37:52,421 --> 00:37:54,855
Jesus,
463
00:37:54,890 --> 00:37:58,959
or a reasonable approximation
thereof, is coming.
464
00:37:58,994 --> 00:38:03,130
You need not doubt or fear much longer.
465
00:38:03,172 --> 00:38:08,209
All you need to do is get ready.
466
00:38:13,442 --> 00:38:14,508
Hey.
467
00:38:18,514 --> 00:38:20,881
I gave Denis some blood.
468
00:38:20,916 --> 00:38:25,419
His head's... It's a funny angle but...
469
00:38:25,454 --> 00:38:26,887
he's sleeping.
470
00:38:26,922 --> 00:38:29,923
Thanks.
471
00:38:29,959 --> 00:38:32,426
What happened?
472
00:38:32,461 --> 00:38:34,328
What happened with you?
473
00:38:39,034 --> 00:38:41,535
Let's get something to eat.
474
00:38:51,098 --> 00:38:52,697
Man, look, I'm tellin' ya, I seen it.
475
00:38:52,700 --> 00:38:54,248
I seen it with me own two eyes.
476
00:38:54,283 --> 00:38:56,383
Cass, the amount of crap
you've put in your body,
477
00:38:56,418 --> 00:38:59,219
- I'm sure you seen all kinds of things.
- Well, I will have you know
478
00:38:59,255 --> 00:39:02,089
that I was damn near completely
sober at the time, right?
479
00:39:02,124 --> 00:39:05,025
Listen to this. I was
lying by the campfire there.
480
00:39:05,060 --> 00:39:06,426
I hear a bit of a noise,
481
00:39:06,462 --> 00:39:08,562
so I went down to the
river to investigate.
482
00:39:08,597 --> 00:39:10,612
And there it was, just...
483
00:39:14,637 --> 00:39:18,138
You know?
484
00:39:18,174 --> 00:39:19,945
Lickin' an ice cream cone, huh?
485
00:39:19,976 --> 00:39:22,609
Lickin' an ice cream... How did
you get that from what I just did?
486
00:39:22,611 --> 00:39:23,944
'Cause that what it look like,
487
00:39:23,979 --> 00:39:25,579
like you were eating a ice cream cone.
488
00:39:25,614 --> 00:39:27,888
Where the bloody hell is it
gonna get an ice cream cone?
489
00:39:27,915 --> 00:39:28,908
The ice cream truck?
490
00:39:28,927 --> 00:39:31,912
You're just trying to ruin
my story, anl don't like it.
491
00:39:31,921 --> 00:39:35,289
It was drinking river water.
492
00:39:35,324 --> 00:39:37,958
- The unicorn?
- Honestly, stood under the stars.
493
00:39:37,993 --> 00:39:39,893
It was just beautiful scene, regal.
494
00:39:39,929 --> 00:39:41,881
Majestic creature. He was thirsty.
495
00:39:41,928 --> 00:39:43,230
Well, yes, clip-cloppin' around
496
00:39:43,265 --> 00:39:44,932
with an enormous horn on its head,
497
00:39:44,967 --> 00:39:47,267
you know, I can only imagine
the dehydration with that.
498
00:39:47,303 --> 00:39:49,303
And eatin' all that ice
cream could have helped.
499
00:39:49,338 --> 00:39:50,771
There wasn't any ice cream!
500
00:39:50,806 --> 00:39:52,005
That's right. Ice
cream makes you thirsty.
501
00:39:52,007 --> 00:39:53,273
- Known fact.
- Now, stop it.
502
00:39:53,309 --> 00:39:54,829
We're out in the middle of the forest.
503
00:39:54,844 --> 00:39:57,344
Where in the heck is it
gonna find an ice cream truck?
504
00:39:57,379 --> 00:39:58,846
Just sayin'.
505
00:39:58,881 --> 00:39:59,913
Stop it.
506
00:39:59,949 --> 00:40:01,715
What a moron.
507
00:40:07,223 --> 00:40:10,157
So, are you gonna say it, or should we?
508
00:40:10,192 --> 00:40:12,526
- What?
- We met your friend,
509
00:40:12,561 --> 00:40:15,495
the one with the head like an oiled egg.
510
00:40:15,531 --> 00:40:18,632
- When?
- "The Messiah"?
511
00:40:20,336 --> 00:40:22,069
Come on. That's a joke, right?
512
00:40:25,241 --> 00:40:27,808
Padre, tell me you're jokin'.
513
00:40:27,843 --> 00:40:29,676
I don't think I have a choice.
514
00:40:29,712 --> 00:40:31,093
What are you talking about?
515
00:40:31,121 --> 00:40:33,187
'Course you have choi...
You've got lots of choices.
516
00:40:33,203 --> 00:40:34,348
What about finding God?
517
00:40:34,383 --> 00:40:36,316
I found Him already.
518
00:40:36,352 --> 00:40:38,785
What?
519
00:40:38,821 --> 00:40:40,087
Sort of.
520
00:40:43,425 --> 00:40:45,559
Do you remember Man-dog?
521
00:40:48,831 --> 00:40:51,465
No.
522
00:40:51,500 --> 00:40:53,800
I knew there was
somethin' about that dog.
523
00:40:53,836 --> 00:40:57,471
Well, I got to thinking, is it
worth finding a god like this?
524
00:40:57,506 --> 00:41:00,674
And, honestly, I...
525
00:41:00,709 --> 00:41:03,010
I don't know.
526
00:41:03,045 --> 00:41:04,578
What I do know is someone worse
527
00:41:04,613 --> 00:41:06,246
is getting set to take His place.
528
00:41:06,282 --> 00:41:07,848
All right. Let him take his place.
529
00:41:07,883 --> 00:41:10,050
They've been rotatin' kinky
gods on and off the throne
530
00:41:10,085 --> 00:41:11,351
since the beginning of time.
531
00:41:11,387 --> 00:41:13,466
You know? We've always been all right.
532
00:41:13,497 --> 00:41:14,588
Not this time.
533
00:41:14,623 --> 00:41:17,758
Humperdoo being the savior of the world?
534
00:41:17,793 --> 00:41:20,527
No.
535
00:41:20,562 --> 00:41:23,163
I have to do this.
536
00:41:23,198 --> 00:41:24,498
See? Told you.
537
00:41:24,533 --> 00:41:26,700
No, I don't see. I
don't see this at all.
538
00:41:26,735 --> 00:41:29,703
Look, you, the Messiah?
539
00:41:29,738 --> 00:41:30,887
No offense, Padre,
540
00:41:30,903 --> 00:41:33,507
but that has got to be the
stupidest thing I ever heard.
541
00:41:33,542 --> 00:41:35,542
- Why not me?
- Have you met yourself?
542
00:41:35,577 --> 00:41:37,344
Padre, you drink, you fight,
543
00:41:37,379 --> 00:41:38,879
you like to break people's arms
544
00:41:38,914 --> 00:41:40,514
just to hear the sounds they make.
545
00:41:40,549 --> 00:41:43,250
You're just a person like
the rest of us, Jesse.
546
00:41:43,285 --> 00:41:44,885
No, I'm not, Cass.
547
00:41:44,920 --> 00:41:48,388
See, I was given this
power... Me, not anyone else.
548
00:41:48,424 --> 00:41:51,224
Me.
549
00:41:51,260 --> 00:41:53,093
You know, a long time
ago, I made this pro...
550
00:41:53,128 --> 00:41:56,296
"A long time ago, I made this
promise to me dad to be good."
551
00:41:56,332 --> 00:41:59,066
We remember. You made a promise.
552
00:41:59,101 --> 00:42:01,802
You did. What about us?
553
00:42:01,837 --> 00:42:04,304
Well, you can come with me.
554
00:42:04,340 --> 00:42:06,974
Hard part's over. The Saint's gone.
555
00:42:07,009 --> 00:42:08,909
We can go back to saving
the world and having fun.
556
00:42:08,911 --> 00:42:10,610
God, do you remember that time...
557
00:42:10,646 --> 00:42:12,779
And, honestly, it feels
like ages ago now...
558
00:42:12,815 --> 00:42:16,249
You were talkin' about
bikinis and handguns,
559
00:42:16,285 --> 00:42:17,718
just gettin' into trouble, right?
560
00:42:17,753 --> 00:42:19,119
To me, that's fun.
561
00:42:19,154 --> 00:42:22,155
That's fun, not bowing
down to Lord Jesse.
562
00:42:22,191 --> 00:42:24,057
Oh, come on, Cass. It's
not gonna be like that.
563
00:42:24,093 --> 00:42:25,653
No? Well, what's it gonna be like then?
564
00:42:25,661 --> 00:42:27,361
'Cause I'm super
curious to hear about it?
565
00:42:30,766 --> 00:42:32,466
I don't know.
566
00:42:38,273 --> 00:42:41,408
Guys.
567
00:42:41,443 --> 00:42:43,276
Come on.
568
00:42:47,149 --> 00:42:50,183
I love you, Jesse...
569
00:42:50,219 --> 00:42:52,319
till the end of the world.
570
00:42:54,690 --> 00:42:58,291
But you've got to be honest with me.
571
00:42:58,327 --> 00:43:00,827
What do you need us for?
572
00:43:00,863 --> 00:43:02,531
What?
573
00:43:29,425 --> 00:43:32,559
Tell Satan I want a word.
574
00:43:32,594 --> 00:43:35,395
He'll want a word with you, as well.
575
00:43:54,837 --> 00:43:56,336
Any word?
576
00:43:56,364 --> 00:43:58,885
Not yet.
577
00:43:58,921 --> 00:44:00,420
Find them.
578
00:44:02,479 --> 00:44:04,691
This way. Come on.
579
00:44:10,917 --> 00:44:12,666
Babe, put the gun down.
580
00:44:12,701 --> 00:44:14,267
She didn't mean anything
to me, all right?
581
00:44:14,269 --> 00:44:15,550
I-I love you.
582
00:44:15,573 --> 00:44:17,070
You can't talk your way
583
00:44:17,072 --> 00:44:18,745
out of this one, not this time.
584
00:44:18,768 --> 00:44:20,674
Babe, you got to believe me, baby.
585
00:44:20,709 --> 00:44:23,410
It was just sex, just a
lot of really great sex.
586
00:44:23,445 --> 00:44:27,412
Aah! You son of a bitch!
587
00:44:37,686 --> 00:44:38,801
_
588
00:44:38,926 --> 00:44:39,969
_
589
00:44:40,229 --> 00:44:42,429
Never mind. Keep moving!
590
00:44:45,634 --> 00:44:49,069
Two days, three at most.
591
00:44:49,104 --> 00:44:50,904
Stay the horse.
592
00:44:50,939 --> 00:44:53,106
Keep to your affairs.
593
00:44:53,142 --> 00:44:55,542
Come back to us.
594
00:45:21,503 --> 00:45:23,403
Where are your friends?
595
00:45:23,438 --> 00:45:26,072
They couldn't make it.
596
00:45:26,108 --> 00:45:31,311
That's too bad, but I knew
you'd make the right decision.
597
00:45:33,448 --> 00:45:35,916
What happens next?
598
00:45:56,411 --> 00:46:00,764
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