Original subtitles

(THEME MUSIC PLAYING)

Going down the rabbit hole

Where we're going no one knows

Obstacles 'round every bend

Let's see where the tunnel ends

I am Elmer, I sell fudge

Doo-dah, doo-dah

Also, I sell ice cream, too

Sure is hot today

Welcome to Elmer's Fuddge and Ice Cream shop.

I have ice cream and fudge and the other way around.

-(LAUGHS) -No!

I want my ice cream from Mr. Coney.

This is for you, boy.

I say, you can take it home if you can carry it.

That's a joke, son.

Balloon. Air. It ain't heavy.

You need an adorable mascot,

if you want to get our business.

Oh! I want to sell ice cream, but I don't have a mascot.

Where am I gonna to find someone cute and cuddly on such short notice?

I'm cute and funny...

Bingo!

Lucky, funny, bunny came along

Excuse me, Mr. Bunny,

but would you do me a solid and be my mascot for the day?

-What's in it for me? -All the fudge and ice cream you can eat.

No, thanks, Doc. I'm watching my weight.

Oh, please, Mr. Bunny. Please don't ruin this for me.

Oh, all right, Doc.

Don't get your apron in a twist.

Hey! What's the big idea?

Don't worry.

Once you get my ice cream sold, I will set you free.

Here's your outfit.

A rabbit costume?

In case you didn't notice, I already am a rabbit, Doc.

Yeah, but I want you to look respectable.

I beg your pardon?

I need you to look cute and cuddly.

If you say so.

How do I put it on?

-Like this? -No.

-Does it go like this? -No.

-Or like this? -Give me that thing, rabbit!

I'll show you how to put it on.

-And then what? -And then you drum up business,

by telling all the people about our delectable treats.

Oh, I get it. Like, "Hey, everybody.

"Who here wants a basket of sauerkraut

"on this hot and humid day?"

No! Like this.

Ice cream! Fudge!

Delicious ice cream and fudge!

Remember to give your tail a shake.

Elmer's delicious ice cream and fudge.

Don't forget your jingle!

I am Elmer, I sell fudge

Doo-dah, doo-dah

Also, I sell ice cream, too

I did not need to see that.

Sure is hot today

Seems this little fella got his just desserts.

(CROWD GRUMBLING)

Maybe the costume was a little too hot.

Aw! Don't worry, pal.

We'll get you back on your feet.

Here's some ice cream.

Oh, darn chain!

It's a shame how it limits my ability to help you out.

Oh, let me take it off.

Wait...

Nice try, little bunny.

But if I take it off, you'll run away.

Besides, I can't have you wandering outside our primary customer area,

and this is where you work your magic.

But what about everyone else in the park?

Just focus on our primary customer area.

Welcome, folks!

Get your delicious confections!

The rest of you, get lost.

How rude!

-Whoa! Wait! Wait! -How rude!

Is there a problem?

I'd say so.

All of those people wanted ice cream...

GIRL: (WAILING) I wanted fudge.

...or fudge from your truck.

Why didn't you sell it to them?

They were outside our primary customer area.

Now, let me get this straight.

If I was to step outside the primary customer area...

Get lost, egghead. You're not welcome here.

But what if I want ice cream?

You're not buying it from me if you're standing over there.

How rude.

I don't think I want your ice cream anyway.

Nobody tells Elmer Fudd what to do.

One Rocky Road, please?

Thank you. (SLURPS)

Hey!

All right, rabbit.

It's time for you to get to work.

Fine, but if you're going to keep me locked up,

then we're going to use my ideas.

Oh, and, uh, lose the chain.

-(ELECTRICITY CRACKLES) -(POWERS DOWN)

(ENGINE REVVING)

(ELECTRONIC MUSIC PLAYING)

(IN A ROBOTIC VOICE) I've been sent from the future to warn you.

You're all about to be dominated by deliciousness!

(CROWD EXCLAIMING)

If you like yummy, then you're in luck

Just hop on over to Elmer's truck

If you've got a sweet tooth, well, I won't judge,

'Cause I scream, you scream, we all scream "fudge"!

-(CROWD CHEERING) -Oh, boy!

Hey, look at me! I'm also from the future.

(IN A ROBOTIC VOICE) Listen to the rabbit.

The rabbit speaks the truth.

We have oodles of ice-cream, shelf after shelf

So, step up to the window and...

Treat yourself!

How may I help you?

One chocolate cone, please.

Coming right up.

Oh, no! My ice cream!

All my ice cream is melting.

Someone unplugged my generator.

Who is responsible for this?

Rabbit, you unplugged my power supply

and now, all my ice cream is soupy.

No worries, folks!

-There's another vendor just across the park. -(YELLS)

-Why, you... -Yikes!

Yikes!

(BOTH YELLING AND GRUNTING)

(ELMER GRUMBLING)

You unplugged my refrigerator.

Oh, sorry, Doc. I'll plug it right back in.

-(ELECTRICITY CRACKLING) -(ELMER EXCLAIMING)

-(ELECTRICITY CRACKLES) -(GASPS)

That's awesome!

-Give me one! -(ALL CLAMORING)

(ELECTRICITY CRACKLES)

Come and get it! Elmer's bubbling zap-cream.

Available in three different voltages.

-(ELECTRICITY CRACKLES) -CHILD: Awesome!

All right, Squeaks. I'll make you a deal.

If you can hit this ball with that bat,

I'll let you have the best seat on the couch for tonight's game.

(STRAINING)

Here it comes. Right down the old alley.

(SCREECHES)

Guess I've still got the best seat in the house.

Ah, you're just not strong enough to play ball with me, pal.

Ew!

(BARKING)

Squeaks, I think that dog has fleas.

You want a bath, boy?

(BARKS)

(PANTING)

Some gratitude, eh, Squeaks?

Now, come on. All your messing around is making me miss game seven.

(GRUMBLING)

(SQUEAKS SHRIEKS)

(CHATTERING)

-Best seat in the house. -(CHATTERING)

(CHATTERING)

Hey, stop fidgeting, Squeaks.

(EXCLAIMS)

Hey, what's the big idea?

Whoa!

(CHATTERING)

Huh?

No, no, no, no.

(CHATTERING)

SQUEAKS: Uh-huh. Uh-huh.

Yeah!

All right, just who do you think you are,

throwing me out of my own house.

(BUGS SCREAMING)

(CHATTERING)

All right. That's enough.

I demand you give me my seat back.

(SNARLS)

Or not.

(SLURPING)

(EXHALES)

Your ice cream cone is served, Your Majesty.

Aw!

-(BUGS LAUGHING) -(SHIVERING)

(BUGS LAUGHING)

Huh?

Squeaks, you got a disgusting flea from that dog.

A disgusting flea with a handlebar mustache?

(SHRIEKS)

(YELPS)

(SCREAMING)

(INHALING)

(TEETH CRACKING)

Ah!

-Ow! -(THUDS)

Two is company, flea is a crowd.

Oh, fleabag!

I think you left your mustache wax in the kitchen.

Gotcha!

(LAUGHING)

Oh, no.

-(BUGS YELPS) -(TRAP SNAPS)

Ha-ha!

-(TRIMMER WHIRRING) -SQUEAKS: No, no, no!

Huh?

-Huh? Whoa! -(STRAING)

-(TRIMMER WHIRRING) -(BUGS SCREAMING)

BUGS: Please, no!

(SIGHS)

Think, rabbit, think. I got to get rid of that flea.

I wanna be sitting in my seat,

not hanging out in the doghouse.

Hey, that's it!

Hello, Squeaks. Look what the rabbit dragged in.

(SHRIEKS)

It never occurred to me that when we gave this dog a bath,

we neglected to account for any parasites

that might call this fella "home."

But guess what,

that bath sure brought out the original charm of this little cottage.

It looks brand new.

You know what they say.

(ECHOING) There's no place like home.

(DOG WHINING)

Now, things can go back to the way they should be.

(SQUEAKS WHIMPERING)

(SIGHS)

-(KNOCKING AT DOOR) -Get the door.

(SQUEAKS GRUMBLING)

(DOG PANTING)

Hey! Who invited you, you flea motel?

Huh?

(SCREAMING)

-Whoa! -(THUDDING)

(LAUGHING)

(CHATTERING HAPPILY)

(BOTH SIGH)

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