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(THEME MUSIC PLAYING)

Going down the rabbit hole

Where we're going no one knows

Obstacles 'round every bend

Let's see where the tunnel ends

No better way to start your day than with a little tai chi.

Gives me complete awareness of myself and my surroundings.

-ELMER: Excuse me. -Ahhh!

You really caught me off guard.

I'm Elmer Fudd,

and I was wondering if you might be interested in joing my animal menagerie.

Your animal menagerie, huh?

Oh, yes. It's quite lovely.

All expenses included.

Sounds too good to be true.

Oh, please, Mr. Wabbit.

Oh, all right.

I can't promise I'll stay, but it can't hurt to take a look.

Prepare to redefine luxury, my friend.

I can't tell you how happy I am to have you here.

BUGS: Thanks, doc.

I've been looking for a wabbit everywhere.

-(DOOR BUZZES) -And now that I've found one, my menagerie is complete.

What's with all the cages?

Well, these are for all the animals I've captured for my petting zoo.

Whoa, whoa, whoa, wait. What?

A petting zoo?

Isn't it wonderful?

-(CHICKEN CACKLES) -I've got a chicken.

-(GOAT BLEATS) -A goat.

-A piglet. -(PIG SNORTS)

A weasel. A wama. A baby wion.

Run, run while you can.

-Uh, what are those, mac? -What?

-(GROWLING SOUNDS) -This? These are the customers.

(SHOUTING)

(BUGS GRUNTS)

Look, a baby lion!

KIDS: A lion! A lion!

I gotta get outta here.

A great first day, wabbit.

Yeah, I'm not sure I'll be sticking around.

Oh, bunny.

Please don't ruin this for me.

Besides, you're the star attraction.

Now, let me tell you the rules.

Lights out at 8 o'clock.

No phone calls. No visitors.

And you got an hour of recreation time in the yard.

Except, there is no yard.

And rec time is actually mandatory chores.

This sounds like a prison.

Oh, no, no.

-It's a petting zoo. -(GATE SLAMS)

It's absolutely impossible for anyone to escape.

Who're you talking to, doc?

That wabbit. I locked him in this inescapable...

Hey! Oh!

We've got a place for animals like you.

Solitary confinement.

Or as we call it, the hole.

Holes? I love holes!

Not this one you won't.

-Oh! Ow! -(DOOR SLAMS)

(LAUGHING)

-That'll teach that little fella. -(UKULELE PLAYING)

Is that a ukulele?

Oh, hey, doc.

There weren't a lot of creature comforts down here.

So, I made a few modifications.

(GROWLS) All right.

A crafty critter like you requires solitary, solitary confinement.

It's in the box for you.

Now, if I can just get this latch to fasten.

-BUGS: Maybe jiggle it while you push? -(GROANING)

-I tried that. -Oh, doc. If you just...

-May I? -Please. By all means.

Oh, I see. You lift it, then turn it.

-Then it'll slide. -Oh, great.

-Rember to lift and turn. -Okay.

Then just flip flap A over,

so it falls perpendicular to the top.

I think it's working.

Then rotate side panels F and G

and fasten them to the base.

-Got it. -Then just close the door and...

-Lift it while you turn it. -Lift it while you turn it.

I did it. I finally got it to latch.

Great. Now, uh, do I just leave you here?

I usually put the box in the hole.

Oh, yeah. That sounds terrible.

Oh, it is.

And they say you can't fit a square peg in a round hole.

(ELMER GROWLS)

All right, wabbit.

There's no way you're gonna escape this time.

This cell has 24-hour surveillance.

-(DOOR SLAMS) -(GIGGLES)

You can't pull any funny business if I'm watching his every move.

(CLOCK TICKING)

Can't sleep.

Gotta watch the...

Wabbit.

(SNORING)

I'm awake!

(YAWNS)

Sorry to wake you, wabbit.

But I need you to move over so I can get some sleep.

Mr. Wabbit. Mr. Wabbit?

(EXCLAIMS)

Oh, my. What have I done?

All I wanted to do was show off your little nose and fluffy tail.

And your long beautiful ears to come off just like this?

Oh!

It's a conspiracy.

Huh?

Where are you, wabbit?

-(GOAT BLEATING) -Ah! Whoa!

-Oh, no. -(PARROT SQUAWKING)

-(ROARS) -My animals. My menagerie.

(MAKING POLICE SIREN SOUNDS)

Quick, doc, we got a jailbreak.

But, how did they escape?

Who cares? Maybe I let 'em out.

Doesn't matter now. They're gone.

We got a code red.

-A code red? -Come on. Get the dogs.

We gotta track 'em down.

(GROWLING AND BARKING)

-Here's the scent, fellas. Take a nice, long whiff. -(SNIFFING)

Go track 'em down!

Impressive.

They sure know what to do.

It's a good thing we had this shirt.

Hey!

-(DOGS BARKING) -Ahhh!

ELMER: Ow! Ah! (GROANING)

(WHISTLES) All right. Nice work, fellas.

Go ahead. Take five.

(WAILS)

Well, that was the most aggressive rowing I've ever experienced.

(SMACKS) Well, the day's not over yet.

-Huh? -Just because you're feeling beat up

doesn't mean we don't have a business to run.

You're the new star attraction.

-KIDS: Yeah! -There she is, kids.

The pot-bellied sniveler.

(KIDS SHOUTING)

No, no, no!

(ELMER SCREAMS)

Hawaiian Vacation.

Nothing like sunning on the beach

while a gentle breeze tickles your toes.

(WIND HOWLING)

Did I say gentle?

I meant strong. A strong breeze.

Forget that. More like a freezing cold jet stream.

(GRUNTS)

(ZAPPING)

Ah!

Nothing like chillin' on the beach with my igloo full of frozen smoothies.

Uh, excuse me.

I'm trying to enjoy my warm and sunny vacation.

And you're freezing up the place.

-What gives? -Me?

I'm on vacation myself.

I am a Winter Stag.

I bring the snow.

-(ZAPS) -(GRUNTS)

Uh, if you love snow so much, why not vacation in Antarctica?

-Or Alaska? -I had a coupon.

You came to Hawaii, but you don't like the weather?

Oh, it's way too hot here.

So, why come to Hawaii?

Because I need a vacation.

So, you picked a tropical paradise?

I had a coupon!

Fine. Just try to keep your freezy antlers from pointing in my...

-(SMACKS) -(GASPS)

(GROWLS)

I'm sorry. Maybe if I try reattaching it like, uh...

How dare you touch the antlers?

(INHALES AND BLOWS)

-(GROWLS) -(CHUCKLES)

Sorry about that, doc. Aw!

What do you know? He gave me the cold shoulder.

Let's hoof 10, y'all!

Whoa! Ah!

This isn't very fun.

How can anybody enjoy this liquid?

Time to work on a few of the old maneuvers.

The downward rabbit.

The expired yogurt.

The upside-down pineapple carrot.

-(GIGGLES) -(WAVES CRASHING)

What's goin' on here?

Now, this is the vacation I was hoping for.

That frozen tundra needs a hot oil treatment.

I know just where to get it.

Time to get this fella fired up.

(MAKING TRIBAL NOISES)

(EXPLOSION)

I'm catchin' some sweet air.

(SCREAMS)

(EXCLAIMING)

So hot. So hot!

Oh, I'm definitely not warming up to that rabbit.

(BIRDS SQUAWKING)

My Hawaiian vacation wouldn't be complete without a little cliff diving.

Geronimo!

My vacation wouldn't be complete

without a little waterfall skating.

Huh? Yikes!

Woo-hoo!

Oh, yeah.

(GURGLING) That stag is really putting a damper on my good time.

Snow deer.

(BLUBBERING)

Ah, this is luau going to be the perfect ending to this beautiful day.

-What the... -(WINTER STAG LAUGHS)

Ah! Winter is coming.

Welcome aboard Blizzard Airlines.

Oh, why, thank you.

I'm sorry to bother you, but we have an unusually full flight.

I'm afraid I'm going to have to, uh, see your boarding pass.

(STAMMERS) My boarding pass?

(STAMMERS) I'm afraid I don't have one.

What? No boarding pass?

Well, I'm afraid I'm going to have to bump you from this flight.

What? No one bumps the Winter Stag!

Well, I just did.

-(GROANS) -Bump.

(SCREAMING)

-Aloha. -Huh? Oh.

-Aloha. -(GIGGLES)

(BOTH GIGGLING)

Oh, stop!

Sorry about that.

No worries.

How about an apple, handsome?

Oh! You think because I'm a deer

and you have an apple, I'll do anything you say.

Well, you're right!

Uh, uh, uh, uh. You want the apple,

first you have to join me in a Hawaiian tradition called "get low and limbo-limbo."

With pleasure!

Lower.

Lower!

Lower!

(WHAPS)

I'm not sure where you're going with this,

but I like your style.

You earned this apple, big boy.

Ah! Mmm.

(FIRE SIZZLING)

My antlers!

(GROWLS)

Nice try, stag, but I still carry a torch for you.

Oh!

Ah-ha!

(GROWLS)

(RAIN DRIZZLING)

Well, look what we've done.

Ah! Whoa! Oh!

It seems that fighting each other for the perfect vacation...

Has left us both out in the rain.

But it might not be too late.

(SLURPS)

Mmm.

Now, this is the perfect vacation.

I couldn't agree with you more.

-Another shaved ice? -Yeah.

Lei it on me.

(LAUGHING)

(BOTH LAUGHING)

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