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(THEME MUSIC PLAYING)
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Going down the rabbit hole
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Where we're going
no one knows
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Obstacles 'round every bend
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Let's see where
the tunnel ends
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-You need anything
while I'm out? -(TALKS INDISTINCTLY)
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A lottery ticket?
Oh, sure thing!
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-What are your numbers?
-(DISTURBANCE)
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-(BEEPS)
-What the...
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Hello?
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My phone died!
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I just charged this thing.
I can't believe...
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Whoa!
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You nearly gave me
a heart attack!
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And on top of that
look what you did to my phone!
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I just got it, too.
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Hey! Hey!
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-(CELL PHONE BEEPS)
-RECORDED VOICE: What would you like to do?
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(GRUNTING)
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RECORDED VOICE:
Send photo to Squeaks.
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You wouldn't dare!
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-(CELL PHONE BEEPS)
-RECORDED VOICE: Photo sent to Squeaks.
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You are a bad person.
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Hey! What did you
do to my window?
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You goth freaks
really are something else!
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Wait! I promised my pal
Squeaks that I'd get him a lottery ticket.
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One, please.
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(GRUNTS)
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(CHUCKLES)
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Feeling lethargic, apathetic,
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and having difficulties
smiting pesky rabbits?
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Well, we have
this new health drink
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Here, try some.
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(SLURPS)
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(GRUNTS)
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Wait! (STAMMERS)
Are you interested in getting more value for your money
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for another special
of two for $9?
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I'm sorry,
did I forget to mention
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Or four for $15?
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Or five for $17, six for $20,
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12 for $35,
20 for $40, 50 for $100,
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167 for $324,
207 for $409,
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512 for $689, $718, 356?
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Let me get that for you, sir.
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Oh, there you go.
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Oh, and did I mention,
for a limited time,
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if you buy 999 bottles,
you get the 1,000th free.
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TV ANCHOR: Yes, folks,
it's time to announce
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the winning lottery numbers!
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And here they come.
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The winning numbers are...
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One, three, one,
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three and thirteen!
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(GASPS)
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(HOWLING)
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All right, all right.
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Here is he, folks!
The big winner!
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(CHEERING)
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Today's big jackpot
lottery winner!
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So tell us, what are you
going to do with the money?
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(GRUNTING)
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And will you be
giving any to charity?
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(GRUNTING)
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Okay, then!
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Well, I think it's time
for the check presentation.
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Melissa, would you
come on over here, please?
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-Now, big smiles now!
-(CAMERA CLICKING)
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(LAUGHS) Could we have
one more photo over here?
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BUGS: Yoo-hoo!
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-(GRUNTS)
-WOMAN: Say cheese!
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-(GRUNTING)
-WOMAN: Over here!
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(TRAIN HORN BLOWING)
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It's 5:15. Right on schedule.
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That should do it.
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Well, sayonara, bony britches.
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(TRAIN PASSING)
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(GROANING)
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(TRAIN PASSING)
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(GROANING)
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(PANTING)
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Phew! Well, I guess
that's the last time
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I'll be seeing Mr. Tall,
Dark and Gruesome.
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Now, now, let's not be
so high and smite-y.
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(GRUNTS)
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No excuses, sir.
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Even millionaires
have to pay their taxes.
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(GRUNTING)
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Well, I guess
there's two things in life you just can't cheat.
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Bugs and taxes.
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(CELL PHONE VIBRATES)
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(GASPS)
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BUGS: "Astrophysicists
and scientists alike
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"are baffled at
the uncommon amount of atomic anomalies
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"transpiring within
the past few days."
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Huh, what do you know,
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life is becoming more like
science fiction every day.
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"These anomalies..."
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ROBOT:Directive, destroy Bugs Bunny.
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Civilian from the present,
I come from the future.
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Are you Bugs Bunny?
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(BEEPING)
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No match.
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BUSH: Phew!
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(BARKS)
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Are you Bugs Bunny?
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(BEEPING)
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No match.
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Destroy Bugs Bunny.
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Hmm, according
to this article,
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nobody reads
newspapers anymore.
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(BEEPING)
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(DINGS)
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Match. Destroy Bugs Bunny.
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Eh, what's up, doc?
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Are you Bugs Bunny?
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-Who's asking?-I come from the future and...
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Let me guess,
you missed your left turn to Albuquerque?
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No, I was sent here to...
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-Save me?
-No!
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-Employ me?
-No!
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-Interview me?
-No!
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-Friend me?
-No!
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-Mentor me?
-No.
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-Adopt?-No.
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-Nurture?
-No.
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Well, tin-man, what were you
sent here to do?
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Destroy Bugs Bunny.
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Gunning for Bugs Bunny negative.
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So now I have a robot who
wants to zap lightning at me?
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Well, how else am I going to
spend a Thursday afternoon?
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Hmm... Uh... Ah!
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Oh, I got this.
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BUGS: Yoo-hoo!
Well, hello, Chromeo. (GIGGLES)
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Ain't you a tall drink
of quicksilver?
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Oh, the strong, silent type.
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Mother always warned me
about men like you.
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"Stay away from the bad boys,"
she'd always say.
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But that just made me
like them more. (GIGGLES)
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Destroy Bugs Bunny.
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Is something wrong, dear?
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You've become so cold
and distant, lately.
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Ow! Sheesh!
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Look like it's time
for plan B.
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(GROANING)
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You got me!
Are you there, doc?
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Everything's going dark.
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(GROANING)
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You can let go now.
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(BARKS)
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Oh, hello, giant robot.
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I know you got a hair trigger,
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but you should
really check your calendar before you zap me.
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Because it's not
rabbit season,
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it's wombat season.
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Or it's... Wait for it.
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Robot season.
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I'm gonna have to go
deep into my playbook for this guy.
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Huh, "Fast talk
and confusion"? No.
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"Dress like a lady"?
Nix that.
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"It's getting dark"?
Uh-huh.
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"End of rabbit season"?
Epic fail.
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Don't tell me
I've got nothing.
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This guy knows
every play in my playbook.
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Of course
he knows all my plays.
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He's a computer
from the future.
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He's probably got
all my plays in his database.
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So how do I beat a computer
who knows my every move?
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Wait a minute!
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Looks like it's time
to crash his party.
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Hey, 3PO.
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Special delivery,
Mr. Robot.
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A Mr. Shiny Robot.
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There you go.
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Hey, shut the door, sonny!
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We're not heating
the neighborhood.
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(SPEAKING FAKE GERMAN)
Ta-ta!
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Oh, I got a bite, doc.
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Mind your booties,
you land lubber.
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Hey, don't open that!
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Eh, go on, it's your
package, ain't it?
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Yet you don't know
what be in that chest, matey.
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It could be a trap.
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Well, sonny, there's only
one way to find out.
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-Go for it!
-No!
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-Yes!
-Better not!
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-Better so!
-Yes!
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No!
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No means yes!
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(ALL TALKING AT ONCE)
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Hey, anybody home? Hello?
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but I will return.
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(CROAKS)
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