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(THEME MUSIC PLAYING)
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Going down the rabbit hole
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Where we're going no one knows
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Obstacles 'round every bend
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Let's see where the tunnel ends
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-(CHAINSAW BUZZING)
-(WOMAN SCREAMING)
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(KNOCKING ON DOOR)
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Figures.
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Hi, Squeaks. What's up?
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(SQUEAKING)
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You want to have your
poker night here?
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Well, I was plannin' on having
a quiet night in and, uh...
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(WHISTLING)
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(SQUEAKING)
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Uh, well, I guess you have
everything you need.
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I'll just be over here
watching TV all alone.
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(SQUEAKING)
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What?
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I've always wanted to play
poker with you guys!
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I've heard so much about you.
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Uh, Squeaks,
you want to introduce me to your friends here?
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(SQUEAKING)
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(SQUEAKING)
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Nice to meet you all.
My name's Bugs.
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Okay, so what are we playin'?
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(SQUEAKING)
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Squeaks, why are we playin'
at my place?
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Well, well, well.
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Thought you could move
the card game?
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Sorry I'm late.
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-But it looks like you nutjobs
are just getting started. -(SQUEALING)
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What, a rabbit?
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(STRAINING) This game is for
squirrels only.
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-(GRUNTS)
-Oh, would you look at that.
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A seat's opened up.
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Hey, that's my hand.
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Ooh, not anymore, bunny boy.
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-Hmm.
-(SQUEAKS GRUNTING)
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SHIFTY: All right, ladies,
let's show 'em.
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Who can beat three birdhouses?
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(LAUGHS) Winner, winner,
nuts for dinner.
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-And a carrot.
-(GRUMBLING)
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(SQUEAKING)
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I ain't a cheater!
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So what if I've won
every hand I ever played?
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What are you gonna
do about it?
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(FOOTSTEPS RECEDING QUICKLY)
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Smart squirrel.
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(SHIFTY CACKLING)
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Well, would you look at that.
A seat opened up.
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Hey, I already told you...
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No rabb...
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And this is just
the beginning.
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All right, rabbit,
you can play.
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(CARDS SHUFFLING)
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Hmph. Come on,
everyone ante up.
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(CLATTERING)
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(LAUGHING)
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Hmm? What are you lookin' at?
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Oh, look,
someone dropped a king!
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What? Where?
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Never mind. It was just
my curtains.
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Enough messin' around.
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Read 'em and... Huh?
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Well, what do you know?
Five acorns.
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Looks like the tables
have turned.
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This is impossible!
I never lose.
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Squeaks must not have
shuffled the cards right.
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Then I'll shuffle
and make sure they're really mixed up this time.
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One deck of finely chopped
playing cards.
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A pinch of salt and a generous
helping of prune juice.
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(WHIRRING)
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Open wide.
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(GULPING)
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(GRUNTS)
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Nope, you still lost.
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(EXCLAIMING) All right!
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I'm gonna shuffle.
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(BLOWING RASPBERRIES)
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-You don't know
how to shuffle, do you? -Yes, I can. See?
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(BLOWING RASPBERRIES)
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Nope... Oh, that's a good one.
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And that one. And this one.
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Oh, oh, and these two.
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And there!
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Now, rabbit,
see if you can top this.
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Oh, wow, a royal flush.
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You know what that means.
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(TOILET FLUSHING)
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Enough! We'll play
one more hand.
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And this time,
we're goin' all in.
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Oh, no, rabbit,
your carrots aren't enough.
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If you're gonna play this
hand, you gotta play with something valuable.
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-Something like this.
-(CLATTERING)
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(BEEPING)
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-Is that a...
-What of it?
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It's solid gold.
What do you got?
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All right, I see your bracelet
and raise you my TV.
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Well, I see your TV
and raise you this toaster.
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-Hey, that's my toaster.
-It'll be mine soon enough.
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Well, I raise you
my microwave.
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And I raise you your computer.
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(CACKLING)
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All right,
who's ready to lose?
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(SQUEAKING)
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-(SQUEAKING)
-(SHIFTY LAUGHING)
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Looks like this one's mine,
rabbit.
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Two pair and a lucky diamond.
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Come to daddy.
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Sorry, doc,
but I got a full nest, walnut's high.
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-Now, if you'll excuse me,
I'll be taking back my, uh... -(GRUNTING)
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-(BOTH GASPING)
-(CHEERING)
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(SQUEAKING HYSTERICALLY)
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Hmm...
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(STOMACH GROWLING)
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What did you
put in that blender?
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Hey, watch where
you're a-goin'!
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-(BELL RINGING)
-(CHAIR SCRAPING)
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This here is a stick-up.
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So give me all the money
in that drawer.
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Uh, and a belt, too.
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(BOTH LAUGHING)
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-(YELLING)
-(GUNSHOTS)
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-(GUN COCKING)
-Huh?
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What are those, flintlocks?
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(CHUCKLING)
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I'll give you
a sock in the eye.
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(GRUNTS)
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(GRUNTING)
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-(BELL RINGING)
-Huh?
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-Oh, hello, sir.
-(GRUNTING)
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I'm Randall, sales associate.
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Can I help you
pick out a new belt before you rob the place?
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(GRUNTING)
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(EXCLAIMING)
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Yeah, you can help me.
I need a belt.
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So you need a belt.
Follow me, sir.
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I'll be right back.
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-(LAUGHING)
-(GROWLING)
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And with pants on.
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Now, let's see what would
look good on you.
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"Dress for success,"
I always say.
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My pants fell down.
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Watch it! Oh, my pants.
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(GRUNTS) Watch it... My pants!
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(EXCLAIMING) Give me that.
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(LAUGHING)
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Show me the belts.
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Well, we have this new model.
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It's quite popular
with the working man.
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Fine, let me have it.
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Uh, belt sander, it is.
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-(WHIRRING)
-(GRUNTING)
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A real belt!
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All right.
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How about this
beautiful seatbelt?
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Everyone is wearing it.
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(EXCLAIMING)
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-(GRUNTS)
-How'd that work out for you?
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A little snug.
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-As I was saying.
-(GRUNTS)
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We have big belts,
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-small belts, steel belts...
-(GRUNTING)
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Rope belts, black belts.
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-(MUFFLED GRUNTING)
-Timing belts.
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Pecos Bill's belts...
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And... I really wish you would
stop doing that.
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I wish you'd give me a belt.
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All right, no more tricks.
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Show me the way.
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The belt is just through
this door.
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Out of my way! I'll go get it.
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It's powerful dark in here.
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SAM: (YELLING)
Hey, where's my belt!
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(BELL RINGS)
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You mean a belt like this one?
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Ah, now you're talkin'.
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-Where'd it go?
-All you have to do is defeat the champ.
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-Defeat the champion. (GRUNTS)
-(CAGE DOOR RATTLING)
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Wait! The what?
(MUFFLED SCREAMING)
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Wait! The who? (GRUNTS)
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(GRUNTING)
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(GROANS)
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-Who was that?
-Macho del Supreme.
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He's rough, he's tough,
and he wants that belt, too.
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Just watch out for his move,
The Sledgehammer.
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-(BELL RINGS)
-(GRUNTS)
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How will I know
The Sledgehammer move?
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Ah... Guess the sledgehammer's
the giveaway.
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(GRUMBLING INDISTINCTLY)
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-(BELL RINGS)
-(CROWD CHEERING)
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(YELLING)
Are you listenin' to me?
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Now, this time,
he's probably gonna try his move...
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The Flamethrower.
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(GRUNTS)
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(CHUCKLING)
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(COUGHING)
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Technically, I did tell you
about The Flamethrower.
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I heard you.
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What's his next move called?
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00:09:36,143 --> 00:09:39,913
His next move? The Tsunami!
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(CHUCKLES) Real cute.
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I know where this is a-goin'.
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(MUFFLED) Bring on
the Tsunami.
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(GROANING)
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(GRUNTING)
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(BOTH GRUNTING)
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(GROANING)
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00:10:03,837 --> 00:10:06,507
(YELPING)
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00:10:06,574 --> 00:10:09,143
I don't think I got much left.
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00:10:09,209 --> 00:10:11,545
Come on!
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00:10:11,612 --> 00:10:15,615
At least go down fightin'
with your fists up.
213
00:10:15,682 --> 00:10:17,585
All right, then.
214
00:10:17,652 --> 00:10:20,321
I'm about to let you have it.
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00:10:20,387 --> 00:10:22,622
(ROARING)
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00:10:22,689 --> 00:10:26,793
Huh?
217
00:10:26,860 --> 00:10:28,262
(GRUNTING)
218
00:10:28,329 --> 00:10:30,264
(GRUNTING)
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00:10:30,331 --> 00:10:32,466
-One, two, three.
-(BELL RINGING)
220
00:10:32,533 --> 00:10:36,871
Ladies and gentlemen,
we have a new champion.
221
00:10:36,938 --> 00:10:38,873
Way to go, champ.
What do you have to say?
222
00:10:38,940 --> 00:10:42,075
What a fabulous
shopping experience.
223
00:10:42,142 --> 00:10:43,577
Thank you, Randall.
224
00:10:43,644 --> 00:10:47,314
You can't leave now,
you have to defend your title.
225
00:10:47,381 --> 00:10:48,616
(CHUCKLING)
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00:10:48,683 --> 00:10:53,333
-(CHAINSAW REVVING)
-(LAUGHING)
227
00:10:59,059 --> 00:11:00,460
(BELL RINGING)
228
00:11:00,510 --> 00:11:05,060
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