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(THEME MUSIC PLAYING)
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Going down the rabbit hole
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Where we're going no one knows
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Obstacles 'round every bend
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Let's see where the tunnel ends
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-(SNORING)
-(GASPS)
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(CONTINUES SNORING)
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(ROOSTER CROWING)
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(YAWNS)
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-What the...?
-Hmm?
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-Bigfoot?
-Yup?
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-You climbed into my bed
because you're scared? -Yep.
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-And you're not gonna
leave me alone all day? -Uh-huh.
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I'll get the kettle on.
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(WHISTLES)
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-You hungry?
-Not right now, maybe when I'm older.
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(SIGHS) I'll just
put these away, then.
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(CLANGING)
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(CRASHING)
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Okay, I'm older now.
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(GROANS)
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-Breakfast is up.
-Huh?
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No, buddy, on the table.
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Mm. Huh?
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Hmm.
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Ooh, what's that?
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What? This? This is salt.
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No, no, no, Bigfoot,
you shake it.
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-Hmm?
-Wait, you don't know what salt is?
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-Mm-mmm.
-Wow, you have so much to learn.
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Well, then teach me.
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(SIGHS) Okay, Bigfoot,
now this is how you grab a fork.
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Hmm.
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(SCREAMS) Droopy-face man,
what did you do with lady?
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(GROWLS)
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Lady! You're back.
You just missed the droopy-face man.
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-He was just here.
-(GAGS)
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(COUGHS) It's time
to teach you about hygiene.
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Now, dental health
is the first step in personal hygiene.
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And the first thing you need
is a toothbrush.
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Then you grab
a tube of toothpaste,
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and put a pea-sized
amount on your brush.
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You wanna make sure you get
your top and your bottom.
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Huh?
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Bigfoot, give me that.
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Okay, now you got to rinse
your mouth.
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(EXCLAIMS)
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(GURGLING)
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(GURGLING)
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Nice work, now we both
need a shower.
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Showers are private,
you'll get your turn.
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She'll be coming round the mountain when she comes...
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She'll be coming round the mountain...
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BIGFOOT: (SINGING)
When she's coming around the mountain
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She'll be grabbing all the oranges...
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Is that my toothbrush?
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(CRASHING)
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What's this?
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These are my clothes.
This is where I get dressed.
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But you don't wear clothes.
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Touche, Bigfoot, touche.
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But sometimes I wear a tie.
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Ooh, can I try?
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Sure, okay.
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So the rabbit goes around the
tree two times.
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Then he ducks under the bush,
then pops down his hole and voila.
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-Okay, now you try.
-(CHUCKLES)
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So the rabbit
uproots the tree, and shoves it under a bush.
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And the rabbit runs up
the mountain,
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but there's a giant duck
on the mountain,
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and that duck is angry.
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Oh, he's chasing the rabbit.
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The rabbit is
running from the ducky.
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He's running
as fast as he can.
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-Uh, Bigfoot.
-Oh, no.
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Oh, no,
the rabbit might not make it to his hole.
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Wait, wait, wait, slow down.
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Oh, no, run, rabbit, run!
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Run as fast
as you can.
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-No! (SCREAMS)
-Stop!
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-I did it.
-(MUFFLED) Way to go.
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Now, this is how we use
a computer.
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-Bigfoot.
-Yeah.
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-Where's my keyboard?
-I don't know.
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-Come on Bigfoot,
give it back. -(GAGS)
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-All of it.
-(GAGS)
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This one tastes like...
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Hmm.
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What? Where's my computer?
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Hmm, taste like apples.
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Could use a little salt.
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That tears it!
Big...
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(GROANS) Look, Bigfoot,
I tried to be patient with you.
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But, but, but you just won't
listen to me.
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-Hey, what time is it?
-It's 4:46 p.m.
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Scary time is over.
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Bye, lady!
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(CRASHING)
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(SIGHS)
What a day.
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(CRASHING)
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BIGFOOT: Good night, lady.
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(CELL PHONE RINGING)
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Hey, Squeaks. Uh-huh.
Well, if you want my help making almond milk,
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have the ingredients prepped
when I get there. Get out your blender,
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(SAWING)
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Whoa.
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(LAUGHING) I told them
that cell couldn't hold me.
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And 40 years later,
I'm right.
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Whoo-hoo, I'm free, I'm free,
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I'm... I'm broke.
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Yee-haw!
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Oh, shoot.
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I don't got no fire power.
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Hold the phone.
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I got these puppies
right here.
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All right everyone,
this here's a stick-up.
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Get your hands in the air,
where I can... See them?
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So soak your legumes
for at least 30 minutes, and don't forget to...
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-Hey.
-Uh, Squeaks,
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I'm gonna have to
call you back in about four and a half minutes.
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-This here's a stick up.
-Eh, what's up, pointy?
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Where's all the tellers?
Where's the safe so I can blast it?
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They don't keep money in safes
anymore, bub,
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it's all digital now,
you know, ones and zeros.
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Yeah, that's what I want.
Give me some ones with lots of zeros.
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There's nothing here to give.
It's all on the Internet.
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Uh-huh. Well then,
hand over the Internet!
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Oh, boy. Look, doc,
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the Internet ain't something
you just hand over.
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Well, what is it then?
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Well, it's sort of
hard to describe.
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-Now imagine a big
delivery tube... -Big tube, got it.
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-Hey.
-Wrong size.
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(GROANS)
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(GASPS)
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-Wrong shape.
-(GASPS)
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Eh, no.
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(GROWLS)
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Yee-haw, that's the biggest
tube I ever saw.
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-Whoo-hoo.
-(CRASHING)
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(GROANING)
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The tubes were
just a metaphor, doc.
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The Internet's all around us.
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-It's in the cloud.
-Cloud?
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Okay, but this time
you're a-coming with me.
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Yeah, that'll do the trick.
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What a lovely day to take
bowling balls on a hot air balloon.
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-Out of my way.
-(EXCLAIMS)
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We're a-commandeering
this vessel.
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There! A cloud,
just like you said.
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Yee-haw.
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Hey, you forgot your hat.
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Oh, brother, what a Luddite.
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Less savvy than a caveman's
grandpa. (CHUCKLES)
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(SCREAMS)
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Just need to pick up
that spare.
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-(GROANS)
-Guy belongs in a museum. (LAUGHING)
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(EXCLAIMS)
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You're gonna take me
to the Internet right now.
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And if you try any
tricks this time,
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I'll blow you into the sky.
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Okay, okay, take it easy.
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-And no more games, rabbit.
-All right, bub.
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The Internet's in there.
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-Oh really? Yow!
-(GUNSHOT)
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Whoo!
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Forgot the safety was off.
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Now, where was I?
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-Oh, you were going to get me
a corn dog. -Yeah, that's right.
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Now, wait a minute.
No more tricks, rabbit.
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You go first and stay
where I can see you.
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All right (GRUNTS)
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-Oh, well, we tried.
-(GUNSHOT)
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-(BLOWS)
-Or we could do that.
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BUGS: Watch your step now.
A little drop.
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-A bit of a squeeze here.
-(SQUEAKING)
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Try sucking in that gut, doc.
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SAM: Okay, that's it.
I'll warn you.
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You just bought yourself
a ticket to the stratosphere.
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Ah, ho, the tables
have turned.
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Oh, I'm a little chilly.
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-(MUSIC PLAYING)
-Whoo! Whoo!
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(SNARLING)
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(SCREAMING)
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Go back, go back.
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-(GROWLING)
-Go forward!
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Knit one, pearl two.
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-(TRAIN HORN BLOWING)
-(YELLS)
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No more shenanigans.
Take me to the Internet or else...
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The Internet is right
up there, doc.
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Whoo-hoo!
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I'm rich, I'm rich.
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(LAUGHING)
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I'm on the Internet,
I'm on the Internet.
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I'm on... Huh?
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-(BLOWS LANDING)
-(SAM GROANING)
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You sure are
on the Internet, doc.
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SAM: I'm up to a million hits.
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(SCATTING)
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