Original subtitles

I'm so sorry

I heard the news just after I left Rome

It must be such a hard time for you and your family

But when I saw her she was so full of life

And it just happened so quickly

I'm just happy that I got to meet her

And when I talked about you

I could tell how much she loved you

Oh yeah, what did she say?

It wasn't exactly anything she said

It was kinda like a feeling, she had this aura about her

She lit up when I talked about you

And the way she hugged me

I could just tell

Your family is really generous you know

We made pizza

We picked cherries in the garden

And we all sat at a table

And your Nonna took out this photograph book

She called you Cicciobello

That means fat face

She kept asking me if you were still fat

She remembers when you were in the backyard

and you fell over and started crying

and all your fat was jiggling--

Maddalena

What the fuck are you talking about?

I know you didn't see her my mum told me everything

I got nothing

Nothing

You didn't make it in time

I really was there

Fucking bullshit, no you weren't

My mum told me everything

You weren't there you were there a day late

Look there was really bad delay with the trains

And then my flight and I got stuck in Japan

And the volcano--

And the volcano-- The volcano?

The volcano?

Bullshit, there was no fucking volcano

Maddalena you had one job to do

Alright

Your right I probably could have got there a little bit earlier but--

You're luck my Aunt Ida likes you so much

You're luck my Aunt Ida likes you so much I don't know why because you're a lying bitch

I don't know why because you're a lying bitch

You've left me with nothing

Took a risk on you, gave you the money

We're supposed to be helping each other

But instead I funded your own Anne Hathaway movie

But instead I funded your own Anne Hathaway movie Let's go find my dad, Princess Diary shit--

Let's go find my dad, Princess Diary shit--

Adrian I'm really sorry

I tried

So did you at least find your dad?

Or was it all for nothing?

Well about that--

[Phone Ringing]

Hello?

Maddalena, it's Tony here from Giant Investigations

Sorry but the address that I gave you

for your father

in Rome, he doesn't actually live there anymore

What?

Yeah he leases it out

he hasn't actually lived there

for about 12 months

Then where is he?

I don't know

What? I'm in Rome

What am I supposed to do?

There's a really good restaurant

About two blocks from the Colosseum

I could make a phone call?

[Phone Dialing Out]

[Phone Ringing]

Giant Investigations, Tony speaking

Hey Tony

Do you know where my father is yet?

It's Maddalena

Yes

He is in New York

What? New York?

Where exactly?

I am following up a lead

I am following up a lead And I will be able to get that information to you in a period of time

And I will be able to get that information to you in a period of time

Okay but can you make it quick?

Yes I can

While I've got you

I just wanted to find out about

that last invoice I sent through to you

I was wondering when I might be able to get some payment?

New York?

Do you seriously think I would pay for more flights?

Are you fucking crazy?

Do I look like the Make A Wish foundation for spastic Italian bitches?

I tried last time and I got nothing out of it

What's in it for me this time?

I'm out of here, you're a weird chick

I'm not weird