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[TV Noise]

[Phone Ringing]

What?

What? Oh Shit

Oh Shit

Hey, are you there yet?

Oh hey Adrian

Are you there yet?

Not exactly

I'm in Japan

What the fuck

That wasn't the plan, are you screwing me over?

Well it's not like I planned for it

Then what the hell happened?

There was a volcano, in Iceland

I don't care Maddalena

You need to be in Italy, my Grandma is dying

Yes I know she's dying

I'm trying to get a flight out as soon as possible

You don't understand if I miss out on this money I'm fucked

I was relying on that, we had a deal

We had an agreement, I'm helping you you're helping me--

--Adrian I can't hear, you're cutting out

Hello? What are you talking about?

- You're cutting out I can't hear you- Maddalena are you there? I can hear you

Fuck

Hello?

Hello?

Fuck

[Phone Ringing]

Hello?

Yes, this is she

Tomorrow?

Would it be possible to stay one extra day please?

Great

Bye

You put the weed in the spliff and I roll it up

- Maddalena, what the fuck?

Where have you been? I've been trying to call you, I thought we had a deal

I paid for your tickets, why are you ignoring me?

Yeah I know

Are you in an Airport?

Please tell me you're boarding a plane?

Yes I'm boarding a flight now

Maddalena, I haven't heard shit from you

I've tried calling you like a hundred fucking times

What the hell is going on?

Oh really?

I don't think I was getting any reception

No I didn't get any of your calls

Oh really? Yeah how weird

Yeah weird

As soon as you get off that plane

Get into a taxi, a bus, a gondola,

whatever the fuck they've got over there

and get to my grandma's house ASAP

You're little holiday is over okay

No more bullshitting around - Okay

Well I think my flight is boarding, so I've got to go

Okay bye, I'll let you know when I'm there

Wait, don't hang up on me

Hey

Maddalena

Fuck

Maddalena, you had one job to do!