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[Phone Ringing]
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Hello Giant Investigations, Tony speaking
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Hi Tony, I need to find someone
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Can you help me?
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Who are you looking for?
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My dad
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Right okay, and what's your name?
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Maddalena
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Magdalena?
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No Maddalena
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M-A-D-D-A-L-E-N-A
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Sorry, one more time?
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Hey what can I get you?
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I'll get a soda water with lemon please
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Here you go
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Thanks
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It's nice
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Are you alright?
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Actually I'm here on a blind date
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I thought I was running late but
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He doesn't seem to be--
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--That's nice
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What's the name of the guy you're meeting?
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Adrian
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His Nonna's sister set up the whole thing
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He'll probably take one look at me
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And run away if he hasn't already
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Hey if this guy does rock up
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Let me give you some advice
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You might want to lose that neck brace
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Why?
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You look a little stiff
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And I don't think he was expecting
you to be stiff tonight
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I'm not stiff
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What do you mean?
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You don't think he'll expect that, do you?
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Probably
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Why don't you relax--
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Why don't you relax--
--Relax
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--Relax
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Relax
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Do you know what it's like growing up
not knowing your parents?
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I have always been poor little Maddalena
with the dead parents
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Then just last week I find out that
my dad he's alive
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Somewhere in Italy
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He's not dead
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He just abandoned me
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And my Nonna well she's been
lying to me my whole life
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And now I'm broke
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And all I want to do is get to Italy
to make some sense of it
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But I'm here, stood up
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Rejected and abandoned yet again
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So you know what buddy?
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You make me the strongest drink you've
got in this bar
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And you make it a double
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You've got it toots
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My name is Maddalena
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I'm going to go sit down now
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By the way I am Adrian
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What?
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Hey I'm not going to apologise
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Ida sets me up with weird
birds all the time
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Ida sets me up with weird
birds all the time
So I thought I should scope you out first
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So I thought I should scope you out first
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Me weird?
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Yeah you, you're a weird bird
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Okay
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But I think I know why she set us up
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Really? Why?
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So a couple of years ago my grandma
moved back to Italy and she's fucked
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And that really sucks
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Because mum tells me she is going to leave
me 100k when she dies
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Catch is I've got to prove to her
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That I've met a nice Catholic girl
and I'm settling down
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I haven't so I guess that's
where you come in
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I don't really see what this
has got to do with me
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No offense but you and me
it's never going to fucking happen
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You are just too weird
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I would not go near you
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But I think we can help each other out
if we play this right
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You need a ticket to Italy
and I need $100,000
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Okay sorry
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Do you mean you want to
come to Italy with me?
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Fuck that
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I don't wanna sit on a plane.
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Economy, 14 hours, big fat motherfuckers.
Nah I don't do that shit.
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You can go by yourself
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I'll get you the ticket
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You can go find your dad
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Whatever it is you're doing there
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But I'll arrange for you to
go see my grandma
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You meet her, you go
"I'm Adrian's girlfriend"
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"We're in love, we spend
the best time together"
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"I'm here to see the Pope"
She'll love that!
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You're there to see the pope
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Take some photos show her
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Money's mine, ticket's yours
It's win win
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I need to go to the bathroom
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So we've got a deal?
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I'll do it
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Awesome I'll book the tickets
for this weekend
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For this weekend?
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Yeah absolutely, I'm not fucking around
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Yeah absolutely, I'm not fucking around
I need you on a plane to Italy ASAP
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I need you on a plane to Italy ASAP
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My grandma's on her death bed
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I need this money, it's time sensitive
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Okay, I'll do it
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We've got a deal
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Drink up, I'll be in touch toots
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I'm in Japan
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