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NARRATOR: Through the ages...

... the stork has been symbolically represented...

... as the bird that delivers newborn babes to their future homes.

The storks are jealously proud of their heritage.

[STORK LAUGHS]

Oh, brother, what a party that last delivery.

Their first baby.

[HICCUPS]

Champagne all over the place.

Oh, buckets of it.

You know, I tried to break away, heavens knows.

But no dice.

[HICCUPS]

It was, "Give the stork another one. One for the road."

[HICCUPS THEN LAUGHS]

Oh, you missed a good fracas that time, buster.

[LAUGHS THEN HICCUPS]

What a party.

[INTERCOM BUZZES]

MAN [ON INTERCOM]: Calling Stork 672, 672.

Hey, that's my number, 549.

Yes, sir, 321 coming up.

Yes, sir, delivery to Mrs. Giant, top of the beanstalk.

Yes, sir. Oops!

Say, he's a heavy one, isn't he?

Yes, sir, delivery to Mrs. Bean, top of the jackstalk. Yes, sir.

Ooh, he is a heavy one.

Let's face it, I can't fly any further.

Let's see, where's this supposed to go?

"Mrs. Giant, top of the beanstalk."

Well, that's prepost... That's ridi... That's ridiculous.

I couldn't get this load to the top of a dandelion.

I gotta deliver this load some place.

[GRO ANS]

And this place looks as good as any.

Never saw a house yet that a baby wasn't welcome.

NARRATOR: And so the giant's baby was welcomed as their own...

... by the unsuspecting parents.

They were overjoyed that the baby had a healthy appetite.

And as time passed, the bouncing baby boy grew bigger and bigger.

[CRUNCHING]

NARRATOR: It wasn't long before baby outgrew his bassinet.

John, I'm afraid baby might fall out.

Don't worry, Ethel. He can't hurt anything but the floor.

NARRATOR: A new baby requires a lot of care.

There is always the problem of feeding.

And the little things that go into making baby comfortable and happy.

The problem of baby's bath was soon solved by the ingenious parents.

Necessity is the mother of invention.

And the young mother solves one of her problems quite simply.

Ethel, please, not my new white sidewalls.

All right, you can have your darn old tires...

...if you can show me where I can get a teething ring big enough.

NARRATOR: Baby's first steps are a big event in a young parents' lives.

Go to Daddy, darling.

Attaboy. That's it.

There, that's it.

[SCREAMS]

[GASPS]

Help! Help!

Ethel. Unh...

Get him off of me.

[ENGINE TURNING O VER]

Oh, Ethel, send out Junior. This thing won't start again.

NARRATOR: A well-trained child can be taught to be helpful around the house.

Be careful. Don't hurt Daddy, darling.

Hey, Junior's getting stronger. I made it all the way to the office today.

Ethel, that boy's just got to learn to put his toys away.

Yes, John.

NARRATOR: In spite of all vigilance...

... children will usually take advantage of a careless moment...

... such as a gate thoughtlessly left open...

... and a baby innocently wanders away.

O'BRIEN: Eh, your baby is lost?

Well, uh, can you describe him?

Eh, 42 feet tall. Uh-huh.

Uh, are there any marks that would help identify him?

[MO ANS]

Forty-two feet.

[ALL SHOUTING]

Oh, brother, did I make a mess of things.

The office canceled all flights till I find that giant baby.

Oh, boy.

[HICCUPS]

Am I in luck. There he is now.

I hope that giant isn't sore at me for giving them the wrong baby.

Hold everything, buster.

[HICCUPS]

There's been a slight mistake. Your youngster is right out there.

[HICCUPS]

And I'll have to return this one to its rightful owners.

Swell fellow, that giant.

[HICCUPS]

Yes, sir, swell fellow.

Well, thank goodness, things are straightened out at last.

To each his own...

[HICCUPS]

...I always say.

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