Original subtitles

NARRATOR: In a happy barnyard, some years ago...

... a seemingly unimportant event occurred...

... which was destined to vitally affect the future of that little world.

Mr. and Mrs. Duck were expecting.

[MRS. DUCK QUACKING]

[SPEAKING IN GERMAN]

What's this, a dark horse?

[SHOUTING IN GERMAN]

NARRATOR: And so time passed.

Hey, bud, not so fast.

Oh, all right.

But time does fly, don't it, Johnny?

[NARRATOR CLEARS THRO AT]

NARRATOR: Time passed.

The bad egg grew to ma... To duckhood...

... and with artistic aspirations, dreamed of brush and palette.

But ended up with only the brush.

[MUTTERING IN GERMAN]

His artistic efforts spurned, he soon turned to other endeavors.

[SPEAKING IN GERMAN]

You dopes.

[CONTINUES SPEAKING IN GERMAN]

My mother done told me.

[SHOUTING IN GERMAN]

NARRATOR: And there were some gullible ones who listened.

[ALL QUACKING]

Especially one goose, more gullible than gooses...

Goose, geese, mice, meese. Geese usually go.

[IN ITALIAN ACCENT] That's right.

That's the only stuff, kiddo.

He's a smart fellow with brains, huh?

Like me.

[ALL SHOUTING IN GERMAN]

Sieg heil, boy. I'm from South Germany.

[ROOSTER SPEAKING IN GERMAN]

[PUMP SPEAKING IN GERMAN]

[COUGHING]

I'm a "sick heiler" too.

[SHOUTING IN ITALIAN]

Tutti-frutti.

Tutti-frutti and all kinds of whipped cream and walnuts!

[LIGHT APPLAUSE]

[CHEERING IN ITALIAN]

[SHOUTS]

Dear, oh, dear, oh, dear. Dear me. Oh, dear.

Oh, what has come to so erase

All thoughts of peace From off this place?

Have they forgot 'Tis love that's bright

And naught is gained by show of might

[MOTOR WHIRRING]

[GRUNTING AND SHOUTING]

NARRATOR: Then from out of the west came another partner...

... to make a silly axis of himself.

[SINGING]

[SHOUTING]

Oh, sorry. Oh, so sorry.

Oh, very, very sorry. Please stop.

Oh, to apologizing like a dickens.

Oh, just a minute, please?

Oh, I am not a Japanese son of gun.

TURTLE: Yeah, and I'm mock turtle soup.

NARRATOR: With spreading clouds of war once more...

... the axis march toward dreams of further conquest.

- One, two. - Button my shoe.

- Three, four. - Shut honorable door.

- Five, six. - Pick up the sticks.

DUCKTATOR 1: Seven, eight. DUCKTATOR 3: Lay them straight.

DUCKTATOR 1: Nine, ten. - Begin again.

Mercy me, regretful sight

O branch of peace

Forestall this fight

Kind sirs, change your warlike...

Stop!

Now, where were we?

Oh, yes.

[ALL CHEERING]

[SHOUTING AND GRUNTING]

ROOSTER: Give them one for Pearl Harbor.

Peekaboo, Fritz.

Busy little bee, aren't I?

I hate war, but once begun Well, I just didn't choose to run

So I can point with pride and say There's three that didn't get away

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