Original subtitles

ENGINEER 1: Bread and butter... ENGINEER 2: Bread and butter...

ENGINEER 1: Bread and butter... ENGINEER 2: Bread and butter...

[WHISTLE PLAYING "YANKEE DOODLE"]

[BUGS SINGING "GO GET THE AX"]

RABBITS: Yoo-hoo!

A few of my poor relations.

They're always ready for a touch.

[TRAIN WHISTLE BLOWING]

[WHISTLES]

Your money or your life.

Eh, what's up, doc?

"What's up?" Why, you ornery fur-bearing critter.

This here's one of them there train robbery holdups.

Yeah? Well, you must be Jesse James.

Jesse James? Ha-ha-ha! Phooey!

Why, everybody knows me. I'm Yosemite Sam.

The meanest, toughest, rip-roaring-est, Edward Everett Horton-est hombre...

...what ever packed a six-shooter.

That's who I am.

You don't say? Well, come here, shorty, come here.

Eh, don't say I told you, but, uh, there's a guy in the next car...

...that says he's the meanest, toughest, etcetera, etcetera.

And he's got a seven-shooter to prove it. How's about that?

There is?

Why, I'll blast the varmint wide open.

Be you the mean hombre...

...that's a-hankering for a heap of trouble, stranger?

Well, be you?

I be.

I'm giving you one second to draw a gun.

How's that, chunky?

Say, that's a right smart picture you got there, partner.

You know, I'm fair to middling with a pencil myself. Look here.

Quit looking over my shoulder. It bothers me.

- There. How's that? - Hmm.

Mm-hm.

Mm.

It stinks.

Why, you... Ooh!

[SCREAMS]

[BAND PLAYING "CAMPTOWN RACES"]

Now, that's what I call deluxe accommodations.

All right, Sam, we know you're in there. Open up. This is the sheriff.

Oh, no, you don't. I ain't giving up without a struggle.

Come and get me.

[LAUGHS]

You missed me, Sam.

I'm coming to get you through the window.

[LAUGHS]

That's mighty bad shooting, Sam.

Look. I'm right behind you.

No, Sam, here I am.

No, no, here. Here.

No, here. Over here. Here. No, here. Here. No, no, here.

The varmint got me.

[PANTING]

I'm heading...

...for the last...

...roundup.

[SINGING "BURY ME NOT ON THE LONE PRAIRIE"]

Why did you pour ink on my head?

Ha-ha-ha. Well, uh, so long.

[PUNCHING AND CRASHING]

[HUMMING "SWEET GEORGIA BROWN"]

Last stop. All out. Grand Central Station.

Watch your step, sir. Watch your step.

Yes, sir. Yes, sir. Ha, ha.

Thank you, sir. Thank you.

Eh, so long, screwy.

See you in St. Louis.

[BOTH GRUNTING]

Now, you lop-eared polecat, try and get out of this one.

[LAUGHING]

[NARRATOR READING ON-SCREEN TEXT]

Is he to be doomed to utter destruction?

Will he be rendered non compos mentis?

Eh...

...he don't know me very well, do he?

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