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(SINGING) Oh, the little old church in the valley

Where I first learned of sorrow and joy

In the little old church of my dreams

(GERMAN ACCENT) Porky Pig!

(CALLING TO PORKY)

Hurry it up, please, or for Sunday school you will be late, ja.

(STUTTERING) Okay, Mom.

Und the nickel what I give you is not for the candy. No, no.

- But in the plate goes it. - Okay, Mom.

Nix on talking to strange people

und crossing the street without getting boomped

und nix on the mud playing in.

Don't talk to strangers. Don't get your clothes dirty.

Don't spend a nickel. Be careful crossing the street.

It sure is a lot for a little old fellow like me to remember.

Don't you know what happens to little punks... Boys who smoke?

Kind of tough, ain't you? You wanna fight?

- How do you like that, puny puss? - I ain't a puny puss.

- You are. - I ain't.

- You are. - I ain't.

- You are! You are! You are! - I ain't! I ain't! I ain't!

I ain't! I ain't! Bet you a nickel.

A nickel? One twentieth of a dollar? Five cents? One half a dime?

Did you say a nickel? Really? Did you?

Yeah, a nickel.

That's all I wanted to know. Okay, it's a bet.

Here's the cigar. I'll hold the nickel. You do your stuff.

(COUGHING)

- Who are you? - Who am I?

Why, I thought all smokers knew me.

Here's my card.

So, you like to smoke, eh?

Well, you came to the right place, sonny.

And you'll get all the smoking you can handle!

(HARMONIZING)

ALL: (SINGING) You shouldn't smoke You shouldn't smoke, you shouldn't smoke

It's no fun to smoke just one

Take six at a stroke

Fume and fuzz and sizzle

(BRITISH ACCENT) Children should not smoke. Rather!

Light a fag and take a drag

This is not a joke

You will squirm and...

(HOOTING)

Little kids shouldn't smoke tobaccy

You'll feel ill and see spots and get a tummy ache

Inhale, exhale Smoke until you start to bake

So smoke a lot, you're on the spot You may have a stroke

Puff and puff and puff

(GERMAN ACCENT) Little boys should not smoking cigarettes.

Smoke that back and chew some more Now that we have spoke

Chew and chew and chew, chew Little boys should not smoke

Little boys shouldn't smoke

(CHURCH BELL RINGING)

(SINGING) Oh, the little old church in the valley

Where I first learned of sorrow and joy

Little old church of my dreams

I will never smoke again.

That's all folks!

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