Original subtitles

I'll tell you the story of the moth and his flame,

but promise that you'll try to keep it quiet.

The lady was a honeybee with marriage as her aim

and he lived on a fabricated diet.

(SINGING) Now, the moth told the bee "Come on, honey, marry me

"So tomorrow wedding bells will surely ring"

Ding, dong, ding, dong, ding, dong, ding

And today's the day that wedding bells will ring

In a suit of fancy clothes we find our boyfriend in a doze

It was a zoot suit with a neat pleat nicely stitched

Get up, you lazy creature

Eat your breakfast, find a preacher

'Cause at 3.00 today you're getting hitched

Oh, happy day!

Ta-da!

(SINGING) Here comes the groom Straight as a broom

All purtied up with 10-cent perfume

(HUMMING)

Mmm, nice piece of material.

And prewar cuffs, too.

(IMITATING TRUMPET FANFARE)

(SCREAMING)

My, oh, my!

Oh, darn those zippers.

PIANO PLA YER. Tick, tock, tick, tock, look what time is on the clock!

(SINGING) There sat the bride but she cried and cried and cried

Oh, where, oh, where has her little moth gone?

Oh, where, oh, where can he be?

Oh, my gosh! It's half past three!

So our little pal, the moth, who was fed up with the cloth,

decided he was late, and how he ran!

But a big black widow spider dropped beside him with a bang

and with hungry eyes she cackled...

Look, a man!

(COOING)

(HUMMING)

(MOTH EX CLAIMS)

(SCREAMING)

(SPIDER LAUGHING)

Play your jack.

(LAUGHS)

(BARKING)

Something like Uncle Tom 's Cabin, ain't it?

PIANO PLAYER: (SINGING) But the moth could not be had

And it made the widow mad

(BELL RINGS)

Just to think there was a man she couldn't tame

I don't want to set the world on fire,

but it says, "A moth is attracted by a flame."

(FLAME WHISTLING)

(WHISTLES)

(SPIDER LAUGHING)

MOTH: Help! Help!

Help!

(SPIDER SCREAMING)

Confidentially, she stings.

My hero.

Oh, shucks. It weren't nothing.

(SINGING) So they built a little nest and they settled in the vest

And lived happy ever after on the cuff

But, you know, folks, I never could understand

what that cute little bee could see in that silly moth.

(GROANS) What a dope.

Oh, yeah?

(SCREAMING)

That's all folks!

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