Original subtitles

Oh, I hate to do this, folks,

but my wife, Sweety-Puss, says if I don't roast a duck for dinner,

she'll cook my goose.

(SINGING) I dream of Jeannie

With light brown feathers

La-ta-tee-ta-tee-ah-la-tee-tah

Light brown feathers

I dream of Jeannie

With light brown feathers

Watch it, bub.

Listen, you're liable to hurt somebody with that thing.

I see you.

(SCREAMS)

(SOBBING)

You crushed my little head.

(SOBBING VIOLENTLY)

(SHUSHING)

(IMITATING CHICKEN CLUCKING)

Gruesome, isn't it?

(IMITATING CHICKEN CLUCKING)

Oh, what have I done?

Oh, dear.

What's all the hubbub, bub?

Oh, goodness,

I've killed a poor, defenseless little duck.

Oh, buck up, bee-bee eyes.

Here. Have a swig of swamp water.

Say, how many lumps does your wife usually give you?

Well, this morning, Sweety-Puss only gave me one lump.

Well, here have another lump and some cream, too.

(WHOOPS)

(SINGING) Mammy's little booby likes shortenin', shortenin'

Mammy's little booby likes shortenin'bread

Say, that's that Daffy Duck.

You ain't just whistling Dixie.

(LAUGHING)

(SPUTTERING)

Look, folks, a secret bum sight.

(WHOOPING)

Bam! Wham! Crash! Boom! Bam!

(IMITATING MACHINE GUN FIRING)

(IMITATING MISSILE WHISTLING)

Crash. Slam. Wham.

(IMITATING AIRPLANE WHIRRING)

Say, I am pooped.

Whew!

(IMITATING AIRPLANE WHIRRING)

Boom.

Bam.

Bam.

Bang.

Boom.

Uh-oh!

Well, it looks like Sweety-Puss gets duck for dinner after all,

don't it?

(IT HAD TO BE YOU PLAYING)

Oh. Gosh.

(WHOOPS)

(DAFFY LAUGHING)

Greetings, Gate. Let's osculate.

Let me read the bumps on your head. No bumps?

We'll make some.

Perhaps you'd like your palm read? Very well, here.

(WHOOPS)

(LAUGHING)

No, no. Not twice in the same picture.

(DAFFY SCREAMING)

(DAFFY COUGHING)

Say, now, you're cooking with gas.

(LAUGHING)

That's all folks!

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