Original subtitles

(CRYING)

I tried and I tried,

but I just simply can't seem to catch that old rabbit.

(CRYING)

VOICE: If at first you don't succeed, Elmer,

try, try again.

Try, try again? Yeah. But how long will it take?

VOICE: Come, Elmer.

Let us look far into the future.

Will I eventually catch the rabbit?

VOICE: Come, Elmer.

Come past the years 1950,

1960,

past 1970.

Eighty. Ninety.

When you hear the sound of the gong

it will be exactly 2000 A.D.

(GONG RINGING)

Hey, where am I?

What happened? I'm all wrinkled.

Hey, what year is this?

2000 A.D.?

Gracious. What's this?

"Bing Crosby's horse hasn't come in yet."

(READING)

Holy mackerel,

where's my rifle? Oh, here it is.

What? A Buck Rogers lightning-quick rabbit killer? Oh, boy.

Now, let me at that little old rabbit. Let me at him.

I'll liquidate him. I'll ruin him.

Where's that rabbit? Where's that rabbit?

(CRUNCHING)

What's up, prune face?

I'm looking for a little grey rabbit.

Eh, tell me, droopy, what's he look like?

He looks just like you.

Not so fast, there, Grampa.

(CHUCKLING)

You ain't got me yet, by gum.

Oh, darn this lumbago.

Stop or I'll shoot. Stop or I'll shoot.

Darn the torpedoes. Full speed ahead!

(COUGHING)

Well...

I guess you got me, doc.

(GASPING)

I can't believe it.

(COUGHING)

Who turned off the lights?

Why is everything so dark?

Here's a little something I want you to keep for me, doc.

What's this?

Hey, this is a picture of me when I was a little baby.

Hey, doc.

(COUGHING)

Remember the first time we ever met?

I can just see it all now.

(PANTING)

BUGS. You came crawling along with your little popgun and I was...

Da-da.

Ma-ma

Da-da.

I'm looking for a little baby bunny.

I'm gonna shoot him dead. Bang, bang!

Like that!

What does he look like, doc?

He looks just like you.

Do tell, do tell!

Time for little babies to have their afternoon nap.

All right.

(SNORING)

Okay. Nap over.

(TUBA BLARING)

I'll get that little old rabbit.

(SIRENS WAILING)

Hey, pull over to the curb.

(SCREECHING)

Oh, a pleasure driver, eh?

Where do you think you're going, to a fire?

- Well, I... - Resisting an officer, huh?

And don't let it happen again.

Hey, that was the rabbit.

You ain't just whistling Dixie!

(CRYING)

Yep. Those were the good old days, doc.

(COUGHING)

(SINGING) Memories!

Memories!

(HUMMING)

(EX CLAIMS)

What have I done to you, old friend?

(CRYING)

We all gotta go sometime.

(GASPING)

This looks like the end.

Be brave. It won't be long now.

No tears, now. Smile, smile.

(BOTH CRYING)

Well, this is it.

Farewell, my old friend. So long.

Don't forget to write, now. Adios! Saludos, amigo!

Goodbye, my friend! So long, pal.

- Bye! - So long.

Bye-bye.

Old friend. Goodbye, old buddy.

So long, Methuselah.

(LAUGHING)

Well, anyway, that pesky rabbit is out of my life forever and over.

Well now, I wouldn't say that.

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