Original subtitles

"And the nasty old witch planned to fatten the little boy and girl

"and throw them into the hot oven for her supper."

Why, that dirty old...

"So while they was eating the gingerbread from her house,

"she walked out with a big smile

"and, craftily approaching the children, said..."

Come into my house, children, and I'll give you candy and ice cream

and pickled herring and sweet and sour upside-down cake

and hardboiled all-day suckers.

- That's good, ja? - Ja, it's good.

(CHATTERING IN MOCK GERMAN)

- We go, ja? Ja, we go. - Ja, ja, we go.

Come, kiddies.

(SINGING) Let's go eat the goodies, the goodies, the goodies

Let's go eat the goodies

This looks like a job for the Masked Avenger.

But, since he ain't around, I guess I'll have to take care of it meself.

- It's good, ja? - Oh, ja, it's good.

- Ja, ja, it's good. Und yummy. - Oh, ja, und yummy. Ja.

(KNOCKING AT DOOR)

It's good, ja?

Just a minute.

HANSEL: It's good, ja? GRETEL: Ja, ja.

How do you do, sir?

What can a kindly, harmless, old, mother-type lady like me do for you?

I am the truant officer, madam. Why aren't the children in school?

Children?

Children?

Oh, come, now, don't be coy. Where are they at?

Aren't you ashamed of yourself? Roasting children!

Call it a weakness.

And pray, what are your names, my poor children?

- My name is Gretel. - Und my name is Hansel.

Hansel? Hansel? Hansel?

Run for your dear little lives.

She is a witch and means to eat you for her supper.

(BOTH EXCLAIMING IN GERMAN)

BOTH: Your mother rides a vacuum cleaner.

Oh, dear. There goes my supper.

No hard feelings, Granny.

But just remember that any rabbit's too smart for you.

A-ha! That's it! Rabbit stew.

Eh,

what's up, doctress?

Me and my generous impulses.

(WHISTLING)

Notice how I ride sidesaddle. It proves I'm a lady of quality.

(BROOM YELPING)

Well, what's the use of being a witch if you don't use witchcraft?

Bubble, bubble, pour it in, for that rabbit's pretty thin.

(CACKLING)

(SNIFFING)

What's cooking?

(IN SINGSONG VOICE) I get to lick the pot! I get to lick the pot!

Get your hands out of that pot.

- Oh, shucks. - Go out until I call you.

For heaven's sakes, I never saw such a hungry rabbit.

(GASPS)

(CACKLING)

Come and get it.

Mmm, mmm!

Now, you eat the nice carrot all up and Mother will get your bed ready.

Mother!

(CACKLING)

(SINGING) Rock-a-bye rabbit in the hot oven

Into my mouth for dinner and shoving

You know,

(GULPS)

she's not such a bad old girl after all.

Got you, didn't I, you smart aleck? That carrot was poisoned.

Poisoned?

(CHOKING)

Come on, come on. Hurry it up.

Wait a minute, can't you? I got one left.

(CHOKES)

(CACKLING)

Now for a nice fresh bottle of rabbit relish.

(HORSE APPROACHING)

(WITCH CACKLING)

(HORSE NEIGHING)

Well, thanks large, Mac, for bringing me out of that,

but you're looking for Snow White.

This here's the story of Hansel and Gretel.

Hansel? Hansel?

Hansel? Hansel? Hansel?

- A-ha! - Uh-oh.

(CACKLING) Yeah, yeah, yeah!

A-ha! Now I've got you.

Hello.

Hello.

- Eh, going my way? - Mmm-hmm.

(CACKLING)

Sure, I know. But aren't they all witches inside?

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