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(EXPLODING)

ANNOUNCER: Flash! The Last National Bank has just been robbed.

Police have all roads blocked leading out of the city.

Robbery looks like the work of Slug McSlug, the notorious bank robber.

Keep tuned to the station for further developments.

(NEWSIE CALLING OUTHEADLINES)

Calling all cars, calling all cars.

(OFFICER ON RADIO): Slug McSlug seen headed north in a green sedan.

(SNORING)

Keep on lookout for green sedan.

(LAUGHS)

Safe at last.

The cops will never find me here.

(SIREN WAILING)

Cops!

(LISPING) Thanks for the lift, chum.

Gosh, those state police are sure swell guys.

That sure would have been a long walk on my flat feet.

Uh, my dogs are killing me.

There seems to be a lot of mosquitoes buzzing around here.

Bless their little stingers.

(KNOCKING)

I represent the Excelsior Appliance and Appurtenance Company Incorporated

(STUTTERING) with a complete line of household appliances and...

Is the lady of the house in?

No.

The gentleman?

No.

Okay, I'll talk to you then, my snarly-Iooking friend,

and please accept this sample brush.

Scram, punk!

Give me back the brush I gave you.

This guy's going to be a tough nut to crack.

(MUTTERING)

(KNOCKING)

Shake, chum. Put it there.

Ain't that a loo-Ioo?

It's our little sure-shot buzzer, make you the life of the party.

How many will I put you down for, mister?

This is it, hot shot.

Tsk, tsk, tsk, tsk.

Very sloppy, very sloppy.

Just look at that rust.

This gun needs some of our Excelsior sure shine shooting iron polish,

making it as shiny as Gabriel's heater.

Oh, there's good news tonight.

(BUZZING)

Just a little device for gaining entrance

into places where one is not exactly welcome.

(SAWING)

Now let's face it, chum, I'm not leaving till I sell you something.

Now, what will it be? Just name it.

Okay, you got brass knuckles?

Have I brass knuckles? Have I brass knuckles?

Let's see, have I brass knuckles? Oh yes, brass knuckles.

Here you are, kiddo.

Gee, I'd hate to get socked with those babies.

Here it comes, Gabby.

(FINGERTIPS TAPPING OUT MORSE CODE)

(LISPING) Try these for size.

Give me that.

Another handy little item is this double-breasted bulletproof vest.

Guaranteed to get your money back if it fails to work.

Oh, yeah?

Oh, here's a little gadget that a guy needs.

Take this wise guy.

Oh, where'd he go?

Oh, I see you now with your beady little red-rimmed eyes.

Criminal type, set close together.

Say something. What do you take me for? A nincompoop?

Why, you little web-footed meddler.

I'll break your long neck.

Now, let's stop clowning. I'll show you something you can really use.

A little sureshot lighter.

Now, let's see, where'd I put that lighter? Lighter, lighter. Oh, oh, here it is.

Now watch, observe closely how it works with just a simple slip of the thumb.

A simple slip... A slip of the...

A couple. Maybe, three slips.

Hey, this thing must be dirty or something.

Now, let's try it.

DAFFY: Hey, cut it out.

SLUG: Out! I don't need anything.

I'm not going to give up.

I won't take no for an answer.

I'm going to sell that guy something. I'll sell him something.

There must be something he needs.

I got him now! I got him now!

Hey, bub, you need a house to go with this doorknob!

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