Original subtitles

MAN 1: Up there, in the sky!

MAN 2: It's a bird!

MAN 3: It's a plane.

MAN 4: No, it's Stupor Duck!

NARRA TOR. Yes, it's Stupor Duck.

Possessing extraordinary powers,

this strange being from another planet is faster than a bullet,

more powerful than a speeding locomotive,

able to leap the tallest buildings.

(CHUCKLES)

Disguised as Cluck Trent,

a mild-mannered reporter on a metropolitan newspaper,

Stupor Duck fights an endless battle against the forces of evil.

(GULPING)

(RA TNICKLAUGHING EVILL Y)

You cannot stop me, Mr. Newspaper Editor.

I blow up everything.

Boom, powie, zam, kaboom! All over country!

Buildings, bridges, power plants, trains, ships!

Everywhere, ruin and destruction!

Then I, Aardvark Ratnick, will be supreme!

(LAUGHING EVILL Y)

(LISPING) Blow up buildings? Bridges? Sink ships?

Say, I believe this Aardvark Ratnick fellow is in league with the forces of evil.

This looks like a job for Stupor Duck.

Now to the broom closet,

to change from the guise of a mild-mannered newspaper reporter

to that of Stupor Duck.

(CACKLING)

Whoops, wrong costume.

Ta-da!

... and I, Aardvark Ratnick, will rule the world.

(LAUGHING EVILL Y)

(COUGHING) I don't know why I watch these corny soap operas.

Where is he? Where's the cowardly little sneak?

A-ha! Escaped out the window, eh? Stand aside.

This is a job for Stupor Duck.

Sakes. I mean, wouldn't you think they could find some other place

to put a building?

(EXPLOSION)

That building down there! It's blowing up!

A-ha! The evil work of Aardvark Ratnick.

This is a job for Stupor Duck!

(GRUNTS)

Ta-da!

No, no thanks are necessary, my good man.

I was just doing my duty.

(SLURRING) Then the lights went out all over the world.

There, in the ocean! A ship sinking!

Thank goodness I'm in time to show Aardvark Ratnick

he's no match for Stupor Duck!

All right, Ratnick. Let's see you try that again.

OFFICER 1: Fire one.

OFFICER 2: One away, sir.

(YELPING)

Mother.

(SCOFFS)

That Ratnick's a slippery one, all right,

but not quite slippery enough.

A-ha! Planting dynamite at the base of that railroad trestle.

The work of that rat, Ratnick, or I don't know my rats.

This is a job for Stupor Duck!

(BELL CLANGING)

I'll just relieve you of that, if you don't mind.

Shucks. I almost had him that time.

But just let him make one false move and I'II...

(SIREN WAILING)

This is a job for you-know-who.

All right, Ratnick, you better make your first shot a good one

'cause I'm coming down there and shove that oversized cannon cracker

right down your throat!

Up there, in the sky!

It's a bird.

It's a plane!

- It's Stupor Duck! - It's Stupor Duck!

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