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(CRUNCHING)

(SINGING) Oh, give me a home where the billionaires roam

And the oil and the cattlemen play

With their gushing oil wells and super hotels

And count up their money all day

And that ain't hay

(PHONE RINGING)

OPERATOR: This is long distance.

Just a little old minute, please.

Hello, hello, hello! Hello, Maverick.

Stop the car.

There's a hole out there on my property that ain't a-gushing oil.

(TIRES SCREECHING)

Come on, Maverick.

There just ain't no holes in Texas without oil's a-gushing out of them.

Maverick, keep your eyes open!

Now, hurry yourself along and get a rig up and some dynamite.

Eh, what's up, doc?

What's up?

Why, I'm a-aiming to dynamite this here oil-drilling hole.

That's what's up. Now, get!

Oh, no, doc.

This here ain't no oil-drilling hole.

This here hole's my home, such as it is.

My little gray hole in the West.

(CHUCKLES)

So, you just run along and find yourself a nice hole somewheres else.

Go on, scoot. Scoot, scoot, scoot!

(EXCLAIMS ANGRILY)

Lower away, Maverick!

No doggone long-eared rabbit's a-gonna stop me

from dynamiting no oil-drilling hole.

Well, what do you know?

Somebody sent me a present.

Gee, just what I've always wanted.

I guess he wants to make it a regular blowout.

Well, I'd better go get the party trimmings.

I just love parties!

(LAUGHING EVILLY)

(HORN BLOWING)

(HORNS BLOWING)

Maverick, pull up the dynamite! Something's gone haywire.

A birthday cake.

Now, who could have knowed it was my birthday, especially when it ain't?

Well, what are you waiting for? Go on.

Make a wish and blow out the candles.

Oh, yeah! I'll make a wish.

Let's see. I wish... I wish...

No, I got too much of that filthy green stuff already.

Oh, I know.

Oh, rabbit!

Will y'all step over here where I can see you?

I got a proposition to talk to you about.

Now, what was it you wanted to say?

What I've got to say, I'm a-saying with lead.

(LAUGHING EVILLY)

You may fire when ready, Grizzly.

Come on out of there, you rabbit varmint, or we're a-coming down after you!

Okay, doc.

As long as I know you're coming, I'll bake a cake.

(EX CLAIMS ANGRILY)

Maverick!

(EX CLAIMS)

Now, get down in there and fetch the critter out.

Give the line a yank and I'll haul you up.

(CRASHING)

Well, where is he? Didn't you get the critter?

Doggone! If you want something done right, you gotta do it yourself.

Get over there and lower me down, Maverick.

ORVIL: Not so fast!

I can't locate the critter nowheres.

I'll have to blast him out.

Oh, Maverick!

I told you to keep your eyes open.

Lower down some dynamite, Maverick, a whole heap of it.

Okay. If he wants it, he'll get it.

(LAUGHING)

Come on, come on! Keep it a-coming.

(CHUCKLING)

I'll blow the critter to the outskirts of Dallas.

ORVIL: Doggone it, Maverick,

it's so dark down here, I can't see my hand afore my face.

Just look in my left-hand dresser drawer and you'll find my cigarette lighter.

Hey, looks like I brought in a carrot gusher.

Yeah, I know, I know.

But anything can happen in Texas.

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