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Wow! What a bump.

Well, me bucko, no rock's gonna prevent me from meeting me cousin Herman

in San Francisco.

Gold. Gold.

Gold! Gold!

I'm rich! I'm rich! I'm fabulously wealthy! Yahoo!

I'm independently on the realm of pure avarice! Yahoo!

Don't you worry. Daddy will protect you.

But how? How am I gonna protect it?

Hey, you care to make a small deposit?

Boy, am I glad you happened along.

I was worried about what to do with this.

Pardon me, sir, but I think I'll reconsider and withdraw me gold.

I... I have a few minor purchases to make.

I'm real sorry, bud, but this bank is folding.

You realize that this is not going to go unchallenged.

Well, by huckleberry,

if'n it don't look like one of them newfangled tele-o-phones.

Eh, pardon me, sir,

but could I use your tele-o-phone?

Why, certainly, stranger.

Help yourself to the use of my "tolleophone."

"Insert coin and pull lever."

Hello? I wanna speak to my mom, please.

Hello, Mom?

I can't hardly hear you at all.

Look, Ma, I'm broke again.

Could you let me have a few bucks to tide me over?

Gee! Thanks, Mom.

What a wonderful ol' gal.

Just a moment, friend.

How about you and me having a friendly little game?

Hey, that's a wonderful idea. How about marbles?

Marbles? Oh, yeah. Oh, sure, marbles.

We'll go have a nice game of marbles, 'Frisco style.

Now, in this kind of marble game, see, I spin the marble,

and you bet on the number you think it'll land on. You know?

Hey, that sounds great. Let's see now.

I'll bet a penny on Number 23.

All righty. A penny on 23.

And the little marble falls on 23.

35 cents? You mean I win all that?

Certainly. In my place, the customer always wins.

Really?

Okay, I'm ready to win again.

A mere formality. So nobody else can bet on 23.

Just a minute, little friend.

How's about us playing some other type game?

- Like? - Like maybe draw poker?

Well, I ain't too familiar with it. But I'll try anything once.

Draw poker, huh?

How's that? Do I win?

Now then, the idea in draw poker

is for you to try to get a bigger hand than I got.

So, I deal five cards to the each of us.

And we choose the best ones, and draw some more cards,

and whoever has the biggest hand wins. You win, see?

Cut it out, can't you?

Honest and for truly, I did not mean it.

It isn't any fun playing with you when you act like that.

However, I am willing to let bygones be bygones

if you promise not to do it again.

I promise. Honestly, I promise.

I'll draw three cards, please.

Two for the dealer.

I got a full house. What you got, sucker?

Gee, does that beat me? All I got is two pair.

A pair of ones and another pair of ones.

Hey, do you mean I win again?

Yeah, you win.

But now we're gonna to play another little game.

Another game? Hey, that's great!

What do you do? Spin this little gadget?

The moral of this story is

don't try to steal no 18 karats from no rabbit.

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