Original subtitles

One, two, three. One, two, three. One, two, three.

One, two, three. One, two, three.

One, two, three. One, two, three.

One and two.

One, two.

One, two.

One, two.

What's this? A letter. "B. Bunny." For me!

Now, where did that come from? Oh, well.

"Greetings...

"The President of the United States..."

That's nice.

"Hereby notifies... Been selected...

"Training therein... Report local board..."

Holy cats, I've been drafted!

Eh, pardon me, Mac, but where does a fellow go to take his physical?

Right up these stairs, buddy.

So, they're inducting rabbits.

Next.

Overwork.

Now then, I want you to read as much of this chart as you can.

"A, T, W, R, K, L, N, O, C, W, O, D, R, K,

"G, S, O, L, P, Y, K, L, O, N, D, C, R, P, L, D.

"Acme eye test chart printed by the United States Printing Office,

"Washington, D.C. Reg. U.S. Pat. Off."

Yeah.

This is the Army?

Yeah, this is the Army!

Attention!

About face!

You, come here!

Private Bugs Bunny reporting, Your Majesty, sir.

Private Bugs Bunny, eh?

Well, I'm Sergeant Porky Pig.

Sergeant!

And I am Colonel Puddy Tat.

General Tweety Pie was asking about you, Sergeant.

One of your men, I presume, Sergeant.

- About... - Oh, no.

...face!

Hut, two, three, four. Hut, two, three, four.

Hut, two, three, four.

Hut, two, three, four. Hut, two, three, four.

Hut, two, three, four.

Hut,

two,

three, four.

Hut,

two, three, four.

Why, I'll murder that bugler!

That's that. Now for a leisurely hot bath.

Cleanliness is next to godliness, they always say.

Now look, buster, I don't want no more trouble out of you.

I want every one of them chickens cleaned and dressed

for the officers' dinner dance tonight.

Aye aye, sir!

The chickens is ready, Your Honor.

All cleaned and dressed for dinner, sir. Where are they eating?

Corporal!

What do you got against me, anyways?

Why don't you listen to orders?

You've got ears just like all the other guys.

Well, anyways, you're furry all over and got a fuzzy tail just like all the...

Jumping catfish! We've inducted a rabbit.

Hey, General! Hey, somebody! Hey!

I'm very sorry, Bunny.

But it's just that Congress made no provision for the inducting of rabbits

into the United States Armed Forces.

But, General, sir, isn't there something a patriotic rabbit could do for his country?

Well, as a matter of fact, there is a service where you could be useful.

Now, I tell you what you do. You go down there...

And just think, in 30 years I can retire.

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