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"And thus it transpired that they came together

"in mortal combat, and each vowed to undo the other."

Eh, just washed my ears and I can't do a thing with them.

"And so,

"they met, brandying their weapons.

"And the Black Knight

"struck Sir Lanciliot such a resounding buffet on the helm,

"that everything went black."

Well, everything certainly is black, all right.

Sure gets dark suddenly this time of year.

I wonder where my hole is.

What the...

Eh, what's up, Duke?

Surrender, varlet, thou art the prisoner of my lance.

I art?

And whomsoever art thou, in thy cast-iron tuxedo?

I, knave, am Sir Oh of Kay,

Earl of Watercress, Sir Osis of the Liver,

Knight of the Garter,

and Baron of Wooster-cester-shister- shyster-schuster-schuster-shister-shire.

Shire.

My, he's a big one.

Hey, look, pressure cooker,

I bet you know a lot of my friends.

Like Duke of Ellington.

Count of Basie. Earl of Hines.

Cab of Calloway, Satchmo of Armstrong.

Upstarts and rogues.

Never heard of them.

Rogues, eh? Upstarts, eh?

Look, Sir Rup of Figs, don't go around insulting my friends,

or I shall get me a can opener

and open thee up like a can of solid pack tomatoes.

What? Wouldst tilt with me?

Tilt with thee I will, and I won't wilt.

Just lend me a weapon, that's all. That's all.

Very well, thou stupid scoundrel, prepare to meet thy fate.

Coo!

Putting that eight ball in the side pocket is all very well,

but it still don't explain what I'm doing in this booby hatchery,

or how I'm getting out.

Do you smell brimstone?

Oh, boy, what big horny toads they do have around here.

Schmoly yipe!

Maybe the person who lives in this silo can tell me where I'm at

and how to get out of being at here.

Come right in. How do you do?

My name is Merlin. I'm a sorcerer.

You are? Really? A sorcerer?

Hey, come on, let's see you sauce, huh? Please, huh? Please.

Why, of course. Anything to oblige a guest.

You know, that's a good trick, Merl, old girl.

Can you do this one?

Hey, Merl.

Well, that gives him a hobby,

but I still ain't no nearer to my natural habitat.

Well, why not?

After all, they laughed at the man when he discovered penicillin.

Wow, what a relief!

Thank goodness it was just a... nightmare?

No, impossible. Couldn't be him.

All right, Merlin, giddyup. Get along now.

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