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Eh, what's up, doc?

Allow me to introduce myself. My name is Wile E. Coyote, genius.

I am not selling anything, nor am I working my way through college.

- I... - So, let's get down to cases.

You are a rabbit, and I am going to eat you for supper.

Now, don't try to get away.

I am more muscular, more cunning, faster, and larger than you are,

and I'm a genius,

while you could hardly pass the entrance examinations to kindergarten.

So, I'll give you the customary two minutes to say your prayers.

I'm sorry, Mac. The lady of the house ain't home.

And besides, we mailed you people a check last week.

Why do they always want to do it the hard way?

Wile E., you genius. You've done it again.

- Eh, what's cooking, doc? - Rabbit stew.

Gad, I'm such a genius.

Smells mighty good.

But there's only one little thing wrong with it.

- There is? What? - No rabbit.

Well, back to the old drawing board.

Genius! That's what it is, sheer genius!

I have come to give myself up,

on account of, I cannot fight no more against such genius.

A wise decision, my friend.

You have just saved yourself from a fate worse than the frying pan.

I have only one last request.

I have made out my last will and testament,

but I need a witness to make it official.

- Would you sign it with this fountain pen? - Certainly, my boy.

Delighted to be of service.

Very amateurish attempt on my person.

Being a genius certainly has its advantages.

Brilliance! That's all I can say. Sheer, unadulterated brilliance.

Ah, my darling! How beautiful you are.

How devastating. How lucky.

Little did you dream that one day you would marry a genius.

Fight fire with fire, I always say.

Here comes the bride All dressed in

Oh, no!

Now, my masterpiece.

"Wile E. Coyote, super genius."

I like the way that rolls out. "Wile E. Coyote,

"super genius."

"Wile E. Coyote, super genius."

Allow me to introduce myself. My name is Mud.

And remember, "Mud" spelled backwards is "dum."

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