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Ho, ho, varlet, caught crimson-fisted.

Eh, what's up, doc?

What's up, forsooth. It's the rack for you, my long-eared knave.

These are the King's carrots.

Rack? King's carrots?

Aye, King's carrots.

Well, I must be toddling along. A spot of tiffin and all that, you know.

Give my regards to the King and the Queen,

and the Jack, and the ten of diamonds.

Oh, no, you don't! We have an appointment with a rack.

Don't you worry, never fear. Robin Hood will soon be here.

Yeah, Mr. Wise Guy. Now you're gonna get it.

Robin Hood'll fix you, brother.

Eh, where was we?

It's the rack for you, my long-eared fellow, the King shall be indeed proud of me.

King?

Lo, the King approacheth!

The King? Where? Where?

There, there, o'er yon flowered bank.

Your Majesty.

Ods fish! The very air abounds in kings.

I wonder how you get out of this place.

Stop! Stop! You can't go in there!

You're not allowed in there! This is the King's private garden!

You're standing on royal ground.

Royal ground?

You mean to say that this ground is better than that ground over there?

Yes, it is.

Oh, I don't know.

Now, you take this piece of ground over here.

Now here's a nice piece of property.

Level, fruit trees, choice view, improvements already in.

Eh, what type of house was you planning?

Well, I...

I sort of had a six-room Tudor in mind.

Then this is just the place for you, and it's priced just right.

But first, are you a veteran?

- No, I'm a... - Good! Then it'll be easy.

Here, just sign on the dotted line.

Well, couldn't I call you later? You see, I...

Well, I don't know.

You see, there was a couple here

from Kansas City looking at this place this morning.

- And they... - All right, I'll sign, I'll sign. Here!

You'll never regret it, my friend.

This place will double in value inside of six months.

I hate myself!

I do! I do! I do!

What a mess!

I should've gone to Woostershestershistershire.

Don't you worry, never fear. Robin Hood will soon be here.

Oh, Guinevere, this is where I came in.

Oh, you again!

Sheriff of Nottingham, meet Little John.

- How do you do? - Glad to meet you.

Little John, Sheriff of Nottingham.

- How do you do, I'm sure? - It's a pleasure.

Sheriff, John.

- Charmed. - Hello.

John, Sheriff. Sheriff, Notty.

Notty, Sheriff. Isaben, L.J. L.J., Isaben.

- Glad to see you. - It's a pleasure.

Hello. How to do.

How to do. Glad to meet you. It's a pleasure. Hiya.

Stop it! Oaf!

Halt, in the name of the King!

The King? Lo, the King approacheth!

King, indeed. Dost thou taketh me for a fooleth?

No, really. He approacheth here now. O'er yon Chevy Chase.

I ignore you.

But it's honest and truly him. Look, look, it's the King.

His most Royal Majesty cometh.

Sound the welcomes and blow the crumpets!

The King is here! Look, look, the King!

Oh, mighty King!

I shall probably hateth myself cometh the dawn.

Where? Liar.

"Presenting His Most Royal Majesty,

"the King."

The King! Your Majesty.

Sheriff of Nottingham, in gratitude for your faithful service,

I shall knight thee.

Your Most Gracious Majesty.

In the name of My Most Royal Majesty, I knight thee...

Arise, Sir Loin of Beef.

Arise, Earl of Cloves.

Arise, Duke of Brittingham. Arise, Baron of Munchaunsen.

Arise, Essence of Myrrh. Milk of Magnesia, Quarter of Ten.

You are too kind, Your Majesty.

Got lots of stamina.

Don't you worry, never fear...

Yeah, I know, Robin Hood will soon be here.

He robs from the rich and he gives to the poor. Yoo-hoo, he goes skipping tra la

through Sherwood Forest, helping the needy and the oppressed.

Eh, you've been saying that through the whole picture. Well, where is he?

You should not talk mean like that.

Because there he is.

Welcome to Sherwood.

No, that's silly. It couldn't be him.

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