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Sorry, no vacancies.

With a convention in town, are you kidding?

"A room," he says.

Stop! Just one!

How about that vacancy?

The room's on the 30th floor...

and you'll have to share it with another gentleman.

Well, that's okay with me.

Thirtieth floor, please.

Yes, sir.

Thirtieth floor.

Gosh, jet-propelled.

Pretty nice room.

This must be my roommate.

Looks like a nice, levelheaded fella.

Boy, oh, boy. This bed feels good.

I hope my levelheaded roommate comes in quietly.

Now, I'll be real quiet.

People trying to sleep.

H-Y-M-l-E.

Hymie!

And who is Hymie?

Who's Hymie? That's rich, that's a lulu!

Hymie, come in here. Get a load of this.

You wanna know who Hymie is, huh?

Well, ask me. Go ahead, ask me.

- Who is he? - He's not much.

Just a kangaroo. Just six feet of kangaroo, that's all.

You're pixilated. There's no kangaroo in this room.

Oh, yeah? Well, you just watch.

Hymie, come here a minute, kid.

No Hymie, huh? How do you suppose I'm doing this?

There, I hope you're satisfied. You've hurt Hymie's feelings.

He's so sensitive.

I still don't believe it.

There's no such thing as a six-foot kangaroo here.

Yeah, I don't blame you, Hymie. I'd feel the same way.

Well, if you gotta go, okay.

Call me tomorrow and we'll make the rounds again.

Good night, kid.

Imagine having to sleep with a guy who insults my friends!

Oh, well, I'll be big about it.

Good night, fat boy.

Buenas noches.

What's "bonus noches"?

That's Spanish for bon soir.

What's "bon sewer"?

That's French for buenas noches.

Skip it.

Wouldn't you know it? If I gotta get up, I gotta get up.

Old bed's too low.

Out of gas.

That does it.

You web-footed, no good, two-timing...

double-crossing, double-dealing...

unsanitary old snake in the grass!

Unsanitary?

I hated to do that, but I gotta get some sleep.

Everybody up. Rise and shine. It's a new day.

Okay, all together. Up, down. Up, down. One, two. One, two.

That's enough of that. Now hurry up or you'll miss your train.

Gosh, I can't be late. I gotta catch a train.

Gotta hurry. Train won't wait. Gosh.

All aboard!

Train leaving on track five...

for Anaheim, Azusa and Cucamonga.

Step right up.

This I can't watch. Too gruesome.

Say, that's silly.

I should have bought him some magazines to read on the trip.

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