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What's this?

"Wanted. Rabbit for personal appearance on TV.

"Opportunity for career in television."

About time television discovered my talents.

Station QTTV, here I come.

Splendid. You're just the type we're looking for.

A little higher. That's it.

Now sit down on the cushion.

Hey, just a cotton-picking minute.

What's sitting up here on this cushion...

got to do with my television career?

You see, most people have to start at the bottom of the ladder...

but we're starting you at the top.

We like you.

Oh, well. Say, that's swell.

Where do I go from here?

You'll find out.

Well, looks like I'm due for a rapid rise in this medium.

Hello, TV friends everywhere.

Once again, French Fried Fresh Frozen Rabbit Company...

brings you The Sportsman's Hour...

with handy hunting hints by yours truly, Elmer Fudd.

And today I have a real surprise for you.

I'm going to show you the proper procedure for tracking down...

flushing out, and blasting to smithereens a real live rabbit.

When I give the signal, the rabbit will pop up out of that hole...

and I'll pop him.

Now be very, very quiet.

First I track him by his footprints.

Then I stop at the proper distance from the hole...

raise my hand and give the signal.

Hey, what's going... Who's the...

What's up, doc?

Hey, cut that out? What's the big idea?

When I'm supposed to...

Be quiet, you crazy dumb rabbit. You're ruining my show.

- Everybody's looking at you. - They are?

Well, let them look, Mac.

After all, they came here to see me make my television debut.

Hey, just a cotton-picking...

Come back here, you wretched rabbit. You're wrecking my program.

Gee, what a sorehead.

I've heard about professional jealousy among actors...

but that dope has got it real bad.

Hey, you come back here.

Oh, no. You hurt my feelings.

Welcome to You Beat Your Wife. Say the magic word, you win $100.

Now what is your name, sir, and what do you do?

Elmer Fudd. I'm a hunter. I'm hunting for a rabbit.

- A crazy fresh rabbit. - A fresh hare fiend, huh?

Mr. Fudd, for $50, have you stopped beating your wife?

Answer yes or no.

Why, yes. I mean, no.

Well, that is, I've never...

Well, while you're making up your mind...

I'll go slip out of these wet clothes and into a dry martini.

Hey, you're that rabbit.

You've been peeking.

Remember. You're asking for it.

George? That's my brother George.

Come over here, George.

Take this candelabra over to Mother.

I did that because I want my program to go over with a bang.

Come back, you double-crosser!

I promised to blast you on my program.

Usher, have you seen a long-eared rabbit around here?

In there? Thank you.

Studio C for the medic.

Much obliged.

Oh, dear. I gotta find that rabbit, or my career will be ruined.

There you are. Where have you been?

You're on in three minutes, you know. Come on. Hurry.

But I'm not...

Come on, now. Here's your costume. Hurry.

Hurry up.

How darling.

- But l... - Quick now, right in there.

I tracked him to his hole.

I raise my arm, then give the signal.

Oh, no.

Oh, you...

Hey, take it easy. Have a cigar.

Gee, what a groucho.

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