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Hear ye.

This is Owlcott speaking and blandly announcing...

that the Woodland Community Swing is now in session...

or off to Buffalo, so to speak.

I hope that this elaborately attentive audience will stretch...

their esofigay to the fullest extent...

and burst forth with flowing sweet melodies.

And, now, it pleases me extremely to have the honor...

of introducing your skintillating Master of Ceremonies.

Greetings and salutations, youse guys and gals.

This is the old Maestro and all the lads bringing you a program...

of fun and frolic from the Woodland Community Swing.

Dear, dear, so help me.

Flash! What are you doing here, Ben Birdie?

This isn't an amateur hour.

Dear, dear. If it isn't my old palsy-walsy, Walter.

Yowsa! It all goes to show that all cuckoos aren't in clocks.

No. Now, from the ridiculous to the sublime and back again.

Introducing that celebrated radio star, that boisterous buffoon...

that incomparable purveyor of puns and piffle.

This is your squirrel friend, Milton. I sure hope you folks...

Hello, Mr. Squirrel.

Golly, if it isn't Polly.

My daddy says you got to let me sing 'cause he's the sponsor.

Sure you can. And everybody else can sing with that red-headed music maker...

Wendell Howell. And here come Wendell now.

Evening, neighbors. Let's sing.

Open your song books to Page 22.

No, Page 44.

No, Page, 28, 42, 36, 45, 23...

16, 18, 5, 14, 81, 73.

Never mind, we won't use the books.

Yes, we will!

Come on! Everybody sing.

Tick-tock, tick-tock, who's the cuckoo in your clock?

Take a look and see. It might be Ben Birdie!

- Mr. Allen? - Yes?

You're singing the wrong song.

Why don't somebody tell me these things?

Now, the second chorus.

Dear, dear. Mutiny on the high seas.

Get it? The high seas.

Flash! Why is Birdie like the high seas?

Because he's all wet.

Yowsa, ladies and gentlemen. All's wet that ends wet.

And now, some of your favorite radio stars.

- Do you wanna be an actor? - No!

Hello, folksies. Today we'll make a lish-delicious wiffle.

Now, put in four cups of flour. Put the cups in, too.

Add sugar, milk, and lard. Mix them up.

Are you mixing?

My friends say I'm a good mixer. Are you? Or aren't you?

Now add five duck eggs. Isn't that ducky? Or is it?

Now put it in the iron and let it bake. Are you baking? I'll wait.

Now take the wiffle out, and eat the iron.

You must have iron in your system. Or should you?

Now I'll leave you as my doctor friend does, in stitches. Bye, folksies.

Now you guys and gals, with a bit of a pit in my heart, I give you...

the First Lady of Hollywood.

Thank you, Ben. Now, ladies and gentlemen...

I want you to meet my guest stars...

- Jack Bunny. - Hello again, folks.

- Canary Livingston. - Hello, folks.

And Andy Bovine.

Hello, folks.

Who will present scenes from the Warmer Brothers picture:

The Prodigal's Return.

A little music, Ben, to get us in the mood.

- My boy. - Howdy, Son.

Howdy, Ma! Hi, Pa!

That, ladies and gentlemen, was just one...

of the thrilling, exciting scenes...

from this wonderful picture.

And now, it's time to say...

Good night. The Woodland Community Swing...

peacefully terminates. All is well.

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