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What's up, doc?

Are you sitting on a tack or something?

I am the Easter Rabbit and I am supposed to be happy and gay...

when I deliver the eggs.

But my feet are killing me.

I am not doing anything.

I will deliver the Technicolor hen fruit for you.

I don't think you can do it.

Don't worry, doc. I'll be okay.

Remember, keep smiling.

Every year I get some dumb bunny to do my work for me.

I'm glad I don't have to do this for a living.

Here's the joyous bunny's first stop.

Here, kid, have an egg.

I want an Easter egg!

Why, you little...

Cut it out, kid, somebody will get hurt.

Probably me!

How did I get into this mess?

Now, look here, you juvenile delinquent...

He broke my little arm!

The bad rabbit broke my little arm!

But you can't quit.

You'll give the Easter Rabbit a bad name.

I already have a bad name for the Easter Rabbit.

But I'll try once more.

Remember, keep smiling.

I'm waiting for the Easter Rabbit.

When he comes in looking so fluffy and cute...

with his little basket of Easter eggs...

Bang! Easter Rabbit stew.

Here he comes now.

Here we go again.

I'll get the jump on this one.

Here's an egg for you, kid, and hold on to it real tight.

I'll get that rascally rabbit, if it's the last thing I do.

I can't miss with my Dick Tracy hat.

I got you now, rabbit. I am gonna drown you.

Hey, come back here, rabbit.

I bet you say that to all the rabbits.

Temper, temper. Don't be a sorehead, doc.

I'll show you a trick. I used to be in a magician's act.

You got to deliver a lot more eggs.

That's not the trick, doc. Now, observe closely.

The hand is quicker than the eye, doc. Nothing in the hat.

Nothing up my sleeves. I'll need a watch and a handkerchief.

I place the watch in the handkerchief...

and proceed to seemingly destroy the watch.

Step back, son. I might hit your fingers.

Then I place the seemingly destroyed watch into the hat thusly...

and then a few magic words...

a wandering gypsy once told me by the light of a full moon:

Hocus-pocus, alacazam, voila!

The trick is done.

Another trick this guy had was sawing a woman in half.

You got a saw on you, doc?

Of course, you know this means war.

Which way did he go?

He went that way. And don't forget your Easter eggs.

I want an Easter egg!

Oh, no!

I want an Easter egg!

Hey, cut it out!

No, stop it!

Well, that's that! No more finagling with Easter eggs.

Here's an Easter egg that crazy rabbit forgot to deliver.

If you want anything done, you have to do it yourself.

Things like this just make me go all to pieces.

It's the suspense that gets me.

Remember, doc, keep smiling.

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