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What you got in the basket, doc?

I got me a rabbit. I'm gonna cook me a rabbit stew.

Rabbit stew. Love it.

Let me see the rabbit, will you, mister? Come on, mister.

Will you please let me see the rabbit? Let me see the rabbit?

Well, all right.

No rabbit in there, doc. You've been robbed.

No rabbit? Why, I... Why, he...

Oh, you, trickster. You're the rabbit.

I'm gonna take this rabbit home and fricassee him.

He don't know me very well, do he?

Now, Mr. Wise Rabbit.

I'll demonstrate how to make a rabbit stew.

Oh, the telephone. I'll be right back.

Hello?

Wait a minute. This set-up is too good.

I just can't leave.

I gotta go back and heckle that character.

Well, but you rang my phone, operator.

Oh, yes. My phone went...

Ladies and gentlemen...

we interrupt this program to bring you an important bulletin.

The Department of Health warns that all rabbits sold here...

in the last three days are infected with the dread disease, rabbititus.

It is highly contagious to human beings causing spots before their eyes...

coating of the tongue, violent fits, and in the final stages...

the patient has delusions assuming the characteristics of rabbits.

Oh, gracious, highly contagious.

Good-bye. Oh, my.

Mr. Rabbit?

You're free, Mr. Rabbit.

Free to scamper away.

Far, far away.

Oh, no. Couldn't think of it, doc.

We're gonna brew a stew, remember?

Oh, no. Please, Mr. Rabbit. Please go away.

Don't come any closer. Don't come near me.

No!

Oh, my goodness.

Don't tell me I offend.

Please, Mr. Rabbit. Make tracks.

Scurry away. Scram!

Okay, I can take a hint.

I know when I'm not wanted.

Good-bye.

Hello.

You, rabbit. I told you to scram.

"Quarantined for rabbititus."

"No one may leave the premises."

This is terrible.

Trapped with a crazy, contaminated rabbit.

Now, doc. Don't get yourself in a dither.

How do you know I'm contaminated?

I haven't got any symptoms.

You don't see no spots before my eyes, do you?

- Gracious! - My tongue ain't coated. See?

- Oh, my gracious. - I don't throw fits.

Oh, gracious.

Oh, my.

No, siree. Never felt better in my life.

I'm full of pep.

Well, yes. Well, all reet.

Come on, Jackson. Cut yourself a slice of rug.

Let go of my hand, you crazy rabbit.

Now you've done it. You've contaminated me.

Why don't you pay your water bill, doc?

I'm Dr. Killpatient from the Board of Health.

Where's the contaminated rabbit at?

I'm greatly gratified to see you, Doctor.

- Okay, where's he at? - He's right in here some place.

Mr. Fudd, come in a minute, please.

Oh, my gracious!

- Why, what's the matter, Fudd? - Spots!

- I see spots before my eyes. - Spots?

That's bad. Spots.

First symptom of rabbititus.

Tell me, Fudd, do you feel any rabbit inclinations?

Why, no, sir.

- What's two times two? - Four.

- Three times three? - Six.

Multiplying. Yep.

You're even beginning to look like a rabbit.

Why, that's ridiculous.

I don't look one little bit like a rabbit.

No? Well, get a load of yourself in the mirror, long ears.

Dr. Killpatient.

I'm a rabbit.

Better have a look at your reflexes.

Now, this one. Now, that one.

This, that. This, that.

Hey, you're not a doctor. You're that screwy rabbit.

Hey, wait a minute.

Look, the people out there in the audience.

The lady there with the long ears...

they're getting longer all the time.

And the guy back there in the 17th row with the cute tomato...

he's getting all fuzzy. Yeah.

They've got it. Everybody out there has got rabbititus!

Oh, Margaret. What a dope.

That was just a gag, of course.

You folks haven't got rabbititus.

Why, if you had rabbititus, you'd see red and yellow spots before your eyes.

Yeah, that's right.

And then they start swirling and swirling around.

And then suddenly, everything would go black.

And that's the end.

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