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I bet you think I'm going fishing.

Believe it or not, I'm hunting a certain rascally rabbit.

Rabbits love carrots.

Pretty crafty, huh?

I'll do it, but I'll probably hate myself in the morning.

Oh, boy, a strike! I got him. I got the rabbit.

- What's up, doc? - I got him. I got the rabbit.

Here, doc. Let me give you a hand.

You double-crossing rabbit. You treacherous miscreant.

Put me down. Put me on the ground, or I'll strangle you.

What a shame. Too small.

Well, might as well throw him back.

He kills me. What a zany.

What a knucklehead. What a dope. What a...

Which way will I go?

Which way did he go?

Here I am!

Ladies and gentlemen, I want to take this opportunity...

to thank you for the marvelous way you received my little act.

You're a wonderful audience...

and my next number will be a piano solo.

Ladies and gentlemen, let me direct your attention...

to the high diving platform above this small tank.

My partner will execute a daredevil, death-defying dive...

from its dizzy heights.

Come on, they're all looking at you. Get going. Up you go.

Don't be bashful. That's it. Keep climbing. Up, higher.

Now, ladies and gentlemen...

my partner will not dive into the tank which you see here.

Tell you what he's gonna do.

He's gonna dive into an ordinary glass of water.

Quick, hurry up. You're on in two minutes.

Put this on quick. Come on, hurry.

They're waiting for you out there. Slip it on, quick. Okay.

There you are. Go out, you're on.

Come on, act. Like this:

"What light on yonder window breaks?"

You're under arrest for indecent southern exposure.

It's against the law. Get going. It's the hoosegow for you, bub.

Say, just a moment. Hold your horses.

It's one of them there Bugs Bunny cartoons coming on.

I just dotes on that there critter's doings.

Sit, son. I ain't gonna miss this one.

What's up, doc?

Look at that critter! What a scalawag!

Don't he beat all?

I can't stand it!

He's killing me!

Wait a minute, you imposter. You're no sheriff.

You're the rabbit in disguise. Off with it, you trickster.

You'll swing for this, sir.

I got a million of them.

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