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- How much, my good man? - One block. 25 cents.

25 cents! It's robbery, but I'll pay it.

But you get no gratuity.

It's enough that you've had the honor of having a celebrity like me in your hack.

Daffy Duck, star of this show. See?

What? That rabbit's name over mine?

I'm the star. I'll just see about this.

But, Daffy, we bill according to drawing power.

Oh, yeah? That rabbit couldn't draw flies if he was covered with syrup.

Okay, this performance will prove I'm the star.

There can only be one explanation for a white tile in a dressing room.

And that's it.

Try not to trip me up with those big feet, please.

- I'll try Daffy. - We're on!

Boy, listen to that! They love me!

I'm sick of people taking bows for my talent.

Now do your own dance. I challenge you.

Dance, if you're not a coward.

If they like that mess, they're starving for some real hoofing.

I'll kill them.

Music, maestro, please. E flat, from the top.

Ingrates.

After which, I place a volunteer in this box...

- and proceed to saw him in half. - What?

Don't tell me you've got the gall to pull that old sawing-in-half routine?

- Yes, if I get a volunteer. - Volunteer?

I'll be your volunteer.

This whole thing is a fake. The way it's done is very simple.

Fake feet out one end, and I'm all scrunched up in this end.

The oldest trick in the book.

His turban is a fake, too. Just a hotel towel.

Don't applaud him! Look, I'm not cut in half.

Stop applauding! It's a fake!

It's a good thing I got Blue Cross.

And following my song, I'll play the xylophone.

X ylophone?

I can get rid of the rabbit, and it'll look like an accident.

When he strikes this note...

instead of a xylophone, he'll be playing a harp.

Now with your kind indulgence...

I'll play Those Endearing Young Charms.

That's wrong, you dumb bunny. Try it again.

No, you stupid rabbit! Like this!

I hate you.

Now you've forced me to use the act I've held back for a special occasion.

Just try and top this one.

I now present an act that no other performer has ever dared to execute.

In fairness, I must warn those with weak constitutions...

to leave the theater for this performance. Lights.

Thank you.

Some appropriate music, maestro. Thank you.

First, I drink a generous portion of gasoline.

Then some nitroglycerine.

A goodly amount of gunpowder.

Some uranium 238.

Shake well.

Strike an ordinary match.

Girls, you'd better hold on to your boyfriends.

Swallow the match, so.

That's terrific, Daffy! They loved it. They want more.

I know, but I can only do it once.

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