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Hey, girls, here comes Prissy.

I'll bet she's going to give it another try.

Hello, Prissy.

Going to try again today to lay an egg?

Yes.

I doubt it.

She'll never make it.

Poor old thing. Why doesn't she give up?

Now why, I say, why do those cackling old biddies...

have to be so mean to that skinny old hen for?

I think I'll just go over and arrange a surprise...

for those old busybodies.

Now to slip this egg under old square-britches.

Girls! It's Prissy! Hurry!

Prissy, did you lay an egg?

Yes!

She did lay an egg!

And it's hatching!

A little baby rooster.

A rooster?

We don't need no more roosters around here.

We got one, and I'm it.

I'll straighten this out in one cotton-picking minute.

Now look, I say, look here!

I better play it cagey.

As I was saying...

where is the cute little tyke?

Hello there, boy.

Hello. You must be that rooster whose job I'm taking over.

You're way ahead of yourself, boy. You got to learn to crow first.

Oh, like this?

Oh, boy!

This kid's got to go.

There must be some way. There's just got to be.

I've got it.

There's a proud little mother and her darling little son.

Yes.

As senior rooster around here...

it's my duty and my pleasure...

to instruct junior roosters...

in the ancient art of roostery.

Any of this getting through that little old blue bonnet of yours?

Yes.

Well, woman, blink your eyes or something. Jeez!

Then I have your permission to train the lad?

Yes.

Good. Come on, boy, let's get started.

You got a fine boy here, ma'am.

I ought to...

He's a little doll.

One thing every rooster's got to know is the answer...

to the old question: "Why does a chicken cross the road?"

The answer is, to have a ball.

Now, here's a ball!

Go get it, son!

I don't think I did that just right.

You show me how, unless you're scared.

Scared? Who, me?

'Course, I'm not scared!

Another thing a rooster's got to learn is patience.

Look at me when I'm talking, son.

Now you stand right here. You're not looking at me, boy.

- I'll tell you when to move. - Okay.

Three, two, one...

Just one of those days, I guess.

Hold on there, boy.

A rooster's got to learn to eat corn off the cob.

What do you know? There's an ear of corn now!

He's so dumb, he thinks a Mexican border pays rent.

That's it, boy, tug hard! Harder!

Well, back, I say, back to the old drawing board.

I've been a good sport about this up till now...

but that boy's forcing me to use stronger measures.

Say, the string end will do for a fake worm.

Hey, boy, come here. Quick!

Here's your chance to learn to catch a worm. There he is!

He got away!

Well, dig for him, son. Here.

That sensitive mine won't stand being picked on.

No, you're doing it all wrong!

You're digging there, and you know the worm is over here!

I'll just have it out with the boss. It's got to be that kid or me!

One of us has got to go!

Well, I say, when you got to go, you got to go.

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