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This, ladies and gentlemen, is the gambling bug in his native habitat.

Hey, stand up!

Let's get a look at you. That's it!

There he is, folks, the gambling bug!

His bite causes gambling fever.

Now we'll see a few examples of his work.

What do you say, Luigi? Double or nothing?

Please, signor! No more toss the coin.

Just pay the check.

I'll bet you $5 that fly lands on my glass first.

It's a bet.

So remember, folks, the gambling bug'll get you...

if you don't watch out!

"So remember, folks, the gambling bug'll get you if you don't watch out! "

And I will, too.

I'll leave my victims alone today.

Even a gambling bug needs a vacation once in a while!

Hey! What's the big idea?

I thought maybe you'd like to play a little cards.

A game of penalties, maybe?

No, you don't! You don't sucker me in on penalties again!

I'm through playing cards with you.

That penalty game is out!

Looks like a job for the gambling bug!

Come on, deal out the cards. Let's go! Deal them out! Give me a hand!

- Deal them out! Come on, let's go! - What will we play?

Who cares? Give me the cards! Deal them out! Let's go! Come on!

Okay! Gin rummy for penalties.

Okay. Deal them out! Come on, give me the cards!

- There! - Gin!

No! Not that!

Not the gesundheit!

Please! Not the gesundheit!

Gesundheit!

I hate that!

Okay. So you lost!

So you didn't win! We got to play percentage!

We'll try again.

Okay, deal them out! I've got to get even. Come on, give me the cards.

We ain't got all day! Deal them out!

I need this! And I don't need this 10!

Oh, no, you don't!

I've still got my finger on it, wise guy.

You wanted the 10?

Here's a deuce for you!

Gin again!

"Sixty-eight, seventy, seventy-five."

"William Tell."

No! Don't do it! Not William Tell.

No! Not that!

You can't quit now. Just when you're due for a winning streak!

Let's try again!

He can't lose all the time!

- Gin again! - Or can he?

"Thirty-six."

"Roll out the Barrel"? Oh, no!

Not that.

No, not "Roll Out The Barrel," please!

Come on, deal them out! Give me the cards!

You're too unlucky, cat! I'm quitting before you kills yourself!

Don't let that stop you, cat! I'll play you!

Step right up and cut for high card!

Okay! You first!

Okay! Here goes!

Not so good, cat! Watch!

No! Not that! Not the Post!

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