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Awfully unsporting of me, I know. But what the hey! I gotta have some fun.

Besides, it's really duck season.

It's rabbit season.

Oh, boy! Rabbit tracks.

All right, rabbit, I know you're there.

If you're not out in 10 seconds I'll blast you out.

One, two, three, four, five...

six, seven, eight, nine, ten.

Okay, rabbit, now I got you.

What's up, doc?

I'm hunting rabbits. It's rabbit season.

Rabbit season?

Having any luck?

No. As a matter of fact, I haven't even seen a rabbit yet.

This is preposterous!

What's the matter with you, anyway?

Don't you even know a rabbit when you see one?

It's true, doc. I'm a rabbit, all right.

Would you like to shoot me now, or wait till you get home?

Shoot him now!

You keep out of this. He doesn't have to shoot you now.

He does so have to shoot me now!

I demand that you shoot me now!

Let's run through that again.

''Would you like to shoot me now, or wait till you get home? ''

''Shoot him now! ''

''You keep outta this. He doesn't have to shoot you now.''

That's it! Hold it right there! Pronoun trouble.

It's not, ''He doesn't have to shoot you now.''

It's, ''He doesn't have to shoot me now.''

I say he does have to shoot me now!

So shoot me now!

Yes?

Oh, no, you don't.

Not again.

Sorry.

This time we'll try it from the other end.

- You're a hunter, right? - Right.

- And this is rabbit season, right? - Right.

- lf he was a rabbit, what would you do? - Yeah, you're so smart.

- lf I was a rabbit, what would you do? - I'd...

Not again.

Very funny.

I'm sorry, fellas, but I can't wait any longer.

Take a peek up and see if he's still around.

Right-o.

- Is he still there? - Still lurking about.

I tell you what.

You go up and act as a decoy and lure him away.

No more for me, thanks. I'm driving.

Like they say, never send a duck to do a rabbit's job.

Okay, come on out. I got you covered.

Surely you're not gonna be taken in by that old gag?

Isn't she lovely?

Out of sheer honesty, I demand that you tell him who you are!

Haven't you anything to say? Anything?

Outta sheer honesty?

Yes, I would just love a duck dinner.

I apologize, madam, for suspecting your integrity.

Now's your chance, hawk-eye. Shoot him!

He's got me dead to rights, doc.

Would you like to shoot him here, or wait till you get home?

Oh, no, you don't. Not this time.

- Wait till you get home. - All right.

You're despicable!

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