All language subtitles for Keeping.Up.With.the.Kardashians.S17E12.Cattle.Drive.Me.Crazy.HDTV.x264-CRiMSON_ENG_Subtitles01

af Afrikaans
ak Akan
sq Albanian
am Amharic
ar Arabic Download
hy Armenian
az Azerbaijani
eu Basque
be Belarusian
bem Bemba
bn Bengali
bh Bihari
bs Bosnian
br Breton
bg Bulgarian
km Cambodian
ca Catalan
ceb Cebuano
chr Cherokee
ny Chichewa
zh-CN Chinese (Simplified)
zh-TW Chinese (Traditional)
co Corsican
hr Croatian
cs Czech
da Danish
nl Dutch
en English Download
eo Esperanto
et Estonian
ee Ewe
fo Faroese
tl Filipino
fi Finnish
fr French
fy Frisian
gaa Ga
gl Galician
ka Georgian
de German
el Greek
gn Guarani
gu Gujarati
ht Haitian Creole
ha Hausa
haw Hawaiian
iw Hebrew
hi Hindi
hmn Hmong
hu Hungarian
is Icelandic
ig Igbo
id Indonesian
ia Interlingua
ga Irish
it Italian
ja Japanese
jw Javanese
kn Kannada
kk Kazakh
rw Kinyarwanda
rn Kirundi
kg Kongo
ko Korean
kri Krio (Sierra Leone)
ku Kurdish
ckb Kurdish (Soranî)
ky Kyrgyz
lo Laothian
la Latin
lv Latvian
ln Lingala
lt Lithuanian
loz Lozi
lg Luganda
ach Luo
lb Luxembourgish
mk Macedonian
mg Malagasy
ms Malay
ml Malayalam
mt Maltese
mi Maori
mr Marathi
mfe Mauritian Creole
mo Moldavian
mn Mongolian
my Myanmar (Burmese)
sr-ME Montenegrin
ne Nepali
pcm Nigerian Pidgin
nso Northern Sotho
no Norwegian
nn Norwegian (Nynorsk)
oc Occitan
or Oriya
om Oromo
ps Pashto
fa Persian
pl Polish
pt-BR Portuguese (Brazil)
pt Portuguese (Portugal)
pa Punjabi
qu Quechua
ro Romanian
rm Romansh
nyn Runyakitara
ru Russian
sm Samoan
gd Scots Gaelic
sr Serbian
sh Serbo-Croatian
st Sesotho
tn Setswana
crs Seychellois Creole
sn Shona
sd Sindhi
si Sinhalese
sk Slovak
sl Slovenian
so Somali
es Spanish
es-419 Spanish (Latin American)
su Sundanese
sw Swahili
sv Swedish
tg Tajik
ta Tamil
tt Tatar
te Telugu
th Thai
ti Tigrinya
to Tonga
lua Tshiluba
tum Tumbuka
tr Turkish
tk Turkmen
tw Twi
ug Uighur
uk Ukrainian
ur Urdu
uz Uzbek
vi Vietnamese
cy Welsh
wo Wolof
xh Xhosa
yi Yiddish
yo Yoruba
zu Zulu

Original subtitles

>> khloe: Previously on... Where are you going?

Where are you going? >> kourtney: I got to run.

>> kourtney: I got to run. >> kim: What is going on?

>> kim: What is going on? >> khloe: I feel like we should

>> khloe: I feel like we should follow.

Follow. >> kim: Let's follow her.

>> kim: Let's follow her. Kourtney has so many...

Kourtney has so many... >> khloe: Restrictions.

>> khloe: Restrictions. >> kim: ...Restrictions and

>> kim: ...Restrictions and boundaries and won't talk about

boundaries and won't talk about a relationship, but you'll see

a relationship, but you'll see paparazzi photos of her and her

paparazzi photos of her and her guy.

Guy. >> kourtney: How annoying are

>> kourtney: How annoying are kim and khloe?

Kim and khloe? >> kris: The most annoying

>> kris: The most annoying because we don't share anything.

Because we don't share anything. >> kourtney: I've spent so many

>> kourtney: I've spent so many years on camera, so I try to

years on camera, so I try to keep certain things private.

Keep certain things private. >> khloe: You should want this

>> khloe: You should want this show to be successful.

Show to be successful. You should talk to kourtney.

You should talk to kourtney. >> kim: She has too many (bleep)

>> kim: She has too many (bleep) boundaries.

Boundaries. She's out.

She's out. >> kourtney: I'm not going to

>> kourtney: I'm not going to change my boundaries.

Change my boundaries. I'm at a limit.

I'm at a limit. >> kris: That didn't go very

>> kris: That didn't go very well.

>> khloe: So, I'm getting a trampoline put in the ground.

Trampoline put in the ground. This will be some of the

this will be some of the addition.

Addition. >> kris: Ooh!

>> kris: Ooh! Hi, honey.

Hi, honey. >> khloe: Hi, guys.

>> khloe: Hi, guys. >> kris: Hi, guys.

>> kris: Hi, guys. So, guys, the reason I wanted

so, guys, the reason I wanted you all to come is because I

you all to come is because I feel a little frustrated and

feel a little frustrated and anxious about how everything's

anxious about how everything's been going lately.

Been going lately. So I've decided that we're gonna

so I've decided that we're gonna take a family trip and go to

take a family trip and go to wyoming.

Wyoming. The look on your face.

The look on your face. What?

What? You don't like wyoming?

You don't like wyoming? >> kourtney: I love wyoming.

>> kourtney: I love wyoming. >> kim: I'm into it.

>> kim: I'm into it. And let's do it just adults.

And let's do it just adults. Like, no kids.

Like, no kids. Like, let's just make it...

Like, let's just make it... >> scott: No kids?

>> scott: No kids? >> kim: Yeah.

>> kim: Yeah. >> scott: What are we gonna do?

>> scott: What are we gonna do? >> kris: Just try to be together

>> kris: Just try to be together without all the kids and all the

without all the kids and all the distractions and all kind of get

distractions and all kind of get away from l.A.

Away from l.A. I know my girls have been going

I know my girls have been going through a rough time lately with

through a rough time lately with how much they've been fighting.

How much they've been fighting. And what I'd like to do is press

and what I'd like to do is press a reset button and really get

a reset button and really get everybody back to the family I

everybody back to the family I know and love.

Know and love. The one thing I just want to

the one thing I just want to drive home on this trip is that

drive home on this trip is that I've realized that you guys...

I've realized that you guys... As much as I love you, you fight

as much as I love you, you fight a lot dirtier than you used to

a lot dirtier than you used to fight.

Fight. And I feel like we just need to

and I feel like we just need to find out what's really important

find out what's really important to you guys and that you guys

to you guys and that you guys got to get back to the fact that

got to get back to the fact that we're just family.

♪ ♪

♪ ♪

>> corey: Babe. How's my hat?

How's my hat? You like this?

You like this? >> kris: It's so good.

>> kris: It's so good. >> corey: You like the feather?

>> corey: You like the feather? >> kris: You look like a sexy

>> kris: You look like a sexy cowboy.

Cowboy. >> khloe: Howdy.

>> kris: Today is the day that we all leave for wyoming, and

we all leave for wyoming, and I'm super excited because I've

I'm super excited because I've got some great things planned,

got some great things planned, and I think the girls are really

and I think the girls are really going to enjoy it.

Going to enjoy it. And god knows we need it.

And god knows we need it. It's gonna be a breath of fresh

it's gonna be a breath of fresh air.

Air. Literally.

Literally. Wait, kourtney's on a plane all

wait, kourtney's on a plane all by herself?

By herself? >> khloe: Kourt's on her own

>> khloe: Kourt's on her own plane, but we...

Plane, but we... 'cause kylie...

'cause kylie... Kylie canceled the last minute.

Kylie canceled the last minute. It's rude.

It's rude. That's why we got two planes.

That's why we got two planes. >> kim: Stop.

>> kim: Stop. We all could have fit?

We all could have fit? How did she pay for it?

How did she pay for it? >> khloe: We all could have fit

>> khloe: We all could have fit on one plane.

On one plane. >> kris: Nobody wants to be on a

>> kris: Nobody wants to be on a plane packed to the brim with

plane packed to the brim with kourtney and all the kids.

Kourtney and all the kids. >> khloe: I don't want us to get

>> khloe: I don't want us to get in a bad mood already.

In a bad mood already. >> kim: Yeah.

>> kim: Yeah. >> khloe: But one sister... Has

>> khloe: But one sister... Has fallen.

Fallen. Kylie's not coming.

Kylie's not coming. >> kim: Bites the dust.

>> kim: Bites the dust. >> khloe: Scott's not coming on

>> khloe: Scott's not coming on the trip.

The trip. I just don't understand what

I just don't understand what kind of...

Kind of... This didn't work out the way we

this didn't work out the way we all thought it was, but...

All thought it was, but... We're already here.

We're already here. We're gonna make the best of it.

We're gonna make the best of it. >> kim: Mm-hmm.

>> kim: Mm-hmm. Yeehaw.

Yeehaw. >> khloe: Yee (bleep) haw.

>> khloe: Yee (bleep) haw. ♪ ♪

>> kourtney: Guys, look how beautiful it is!

Beautiful it is! >> reign: Wow.

>> reign: Wow. >> kourtney: Look at these

>> kourtney: Look at these houses.

Houses. Should we move here?

Should we move here? >> reign: Yes!

>> reign: Yes! >> kourtney: I would love my

>> kourtney: I would love my kids to be included in

kids to be included in everything that we do.

Everything that we do. They have never been to wyoming

they have never been to wyoming before.

Before. I've never been to wyoming

I've never been to wyoming before.

Before. So I'm excited to all go

so I'm excited to all go together.

Together. It's definitely nice to have the

it's definitely nice to have the plane to ourselves.

Plane to ourselves. I don't have to worry about my

I don't have to worry about my sisters and their rules and

sisters and their rules and attacking and criticizing.

Attacking and criticizing. Whenever it can be me and my

whenever it can be me and my kids, I'm happy.

Kids, I'm happy. >> reign: Is that snow?

>> reign: Is that snow? >> kourtney: It's really snow.

>> kourtney: It's really snow. >> kim: Guys, this is so

>> kim: Guys, this is so beautiful.

Beautiful. >> kris: Welcome to jackson

>> kris: Welcome to jackson hole.

(tires screech)

>> khloe: It's so pretty. I just found where I'm moving.

I just found where I'm moving. >> kim: Where?

>> kim: Where? Here?

Here? >> khloe: Montana.

>> khloe: Montana. No, where are we?

No, where are we? Wyoming.

Wyoming. ♪ ♪

>> kris: How cute. Look at this, guys.

Look at this, guys. >> kim: Hi.

>> kim: Hi. >> pamela: Welcome to the

>> pamela: Welcome to the caldera house.

Caldera house. So, we'll do a quick tour.

So, we'll do a quick tour. >> khloe: Wow.

>> khloe: Wow. This is beautiful.

This is beautiful. >> kim: Cute!

>> kim: Cute! >> khloe: Oh, my gosh.

>> khloe: Oh, my gosh. There's six bunk beds?

There's six bunk beds? >> kris: Gorgeous.

>> kris: Gorgeous. >> corey: We got candles.

>> corey: We got candles. >> khloe: This is so good.

>> khloe: This is so good. >> corey: Look, we've got a bar.

>> corey: Look, we've got a bar. (kris laughs)

(kris laughs) well, it's all good.

Well, it's all good. >> kris: Yeah.

>> kris: Yeah. I love wyoming, and I think the

I love wyoming, and I think the girls are gonna love it, too.

Girls are gonna love it, too. Just to breathe the fresh air

just to breathe the fresh air and enjoy nature and just be

and enjoy nature and just be with each other and have an

with each other and have an amazing bonding time, that's

amazing bonding time, that's what I'm looking forward to.

What I'm looking forward to. >> kourtney: Hey, mom.

>> kourtney: Hey, mom. >> kris: Hi.

>> kris: Hi. >> kourtney: Hi.

>> kourtney: Hi. >> kris: How are you?

>> kris: How are you? Mwah.

Mwah. >> mason: After this trip, that

>> mason: After this trip, that martini bottle is gonna be done.

Martini bottle is gonna be done. >> khloe: Kourt, does he want to

>> khloe: Kourt, does he want to put vaseline on it?

Put vaseline on it? What? How do you know about the

what? How do you know about the martini bottle?

Martini bottle? >> mason: Because lovey is gonna

>> mason: Because lovey is gonna drink it all.

Drink it all. >> khloe: Yeah, lovey is gonna

>> khloe: Yeah, lovey is gonna drink it all.

Drink it all. (laughs)

(laughs) ♪ ♪

>> khloe: Hi, how are you? >> kim: Hi.

>> kim: Hi. Nice to see you guys.

Nice to see you guys. Khloe is a master chef.

Khloe is a master chef. >> khloe: Our good friend

>> khloe: Our good friend allison has family that lives in

allison has family that lives in wyoming, and when they heard we

wyoming, and when they heard we were out here, they invited us

were out here, they invited us all over for dinner.

All over for dinner. Can you move this?

Can you move this? >> kim: Okay.

>> kim: Okay. >> kendall: Hey.

>> kendall: Hey. Is kylie here?

Is kylie here? >> producer: Mm-mm.

>> producer: Mm-mm. >> kendall: She didn't come at

>> kendall: She didn't come at all?

All? >> producer: Yeah, I don't think

>> producer: Yeah, I don't think so.

So. >> kendall: Oh, (bleep). Cool.

>> kendall: Oh, (bleep). Cool. I mean, I came all the way

I mean, I came all the way from...

From... >> kris: London.

>> kris: London. >> woman: You did.

>> woman: You did. >> kendall: She had to... Fly

>> kendall: She had to... Fly two hours.

Two hours. >> kourtney: I feel like I have

>> kourtney: I feel like I have to find the right house vibe,

to find the right house vibe, but I do want to come back to

but I do want to come back to montana.

Montana. >> khloe: Do you want to help me

>> khloe: Do you want to help me spread the butter, or you're

spread the butter, or you're just gonna cut your (bleep)

just gonna cut your (bleep) avocado?

Avocado? >> kourtney: I am gonna cut my

>> kourtney: I am gonna cut my avocado.

Avocado. Did you want to cut my avocado?

Did you want to cut my avocado? >> khloe: No, I'm making dinner.

>> khloe: No, I'm making dinner. >> kourtney: So, who else do you

>> kourtney: So, who else do you want to cut my avocado?

Want to cut my avocado? >> woman: Are we eating outside?

>> woman: Are we eating outside? Yeah, it's a pretty view.

Yeah, it's a pretty view. >> kourtney: How cute is this?

>> kourtney: How cute is this? >> woman: Cheers.

>> woman: Cheers. >> kris: Thank you, cheers.

>> kris: Thank you, cheers. >> kim: Thank you for having us

>> kim: Thank you for having us at such short notice.

At such short notice. >> woman: Yes.

>> woman: Yes. >> khloe: My god, it's so pretty

>> khloe: My god, it's so pretty over there.

Over there. >> woman: And did you see the

>> woman: And did you see the chickens and all that?

Chickens and all that? >> khloe: No, I just saw...

>> khloe: No, I just saw... Well, the kids are like chickens

well, the kids are like chickens with their heads cut off.

With their heads cut off. (woman laughs)

(woman laughs) >> kris: Khloe, dinner is

>> kris: Khloe, dinner is delicious.

Delicious. Thank you so much.

Thank you so much. >> khloe: Oh, my gosh, thanks.

>> khloe: Oh, my gosh, thanks. >> kris: So good.

>> kris: So good. >> khloe: But how pretty is

>> khloe: But how pretty is this? This is from here.

This? This is from here. >> kendall: You know, I was

>> kendall: You know, I was conceived here.

Conceived here. >> kris: No.

>> kris: No. >> kendall: Yes, I was.

>> kendall: Yes, I was. >> kris: No.

>> kris: No. >> kendall: That's what dad told

>> kendall: That's what dad told me.

Me. >> kris: No.

>> kris: No. >> kendall: Or, no, you found

>> kendall: Or, no, you found out I was a girl here.

Out I was a girl here. >> kris: Yeah.

>> kris: Yeah. >> kim: And do you know your

>> kim: And do you know your name was gonna be juliet?

Name was gonna be juliet? Juliet jenner.

Juliet jenner. >> kendall: I thought I was

>> kendall: I thought I was gonna be kameron.

Gonna be kameron. >> kim: No, you were really into

>> kim: No, you were really into js.

Js. You were like, "okay, since I

you were like, "okay, since I did ks, I'm gonna do js."

did ks, I'm gonna do js." >> kris: Yeah, yeah.

>> kris: Yeah, yeah. >> kim: And then, last-minute,

>> kim: And then, last-minute, you're like, "I'm gonna do ks."

you're like, "I'm gonna do ks." but then when did you come up

but then when did you come up with kylie?

With kylie? >> kris: We just kept saying,

>> kris: We just kept saying, "kendall and... Sophia.

"kendall and... Sophia. Kendall and jane.

Kendall and jane. Kendall and..."

kendall and..." you know, trying to think of

you know, trying to think of what went with kendall.

What went with kendall. >> kendall: Wyoming is super

>> kendall: Wyoming is super special to me.

Special to me. I have been going there since I

I have been going there since I was, like, nine years old with

was, like, nine years old with my dad and kylie.

My dad and kylie. >> caitlyn: A little video

>> caitlyn: A little video action.

Action. Oh, where are you?

Oh, where are you? There we go.

There we go. >> kendall: Kylie not coming on

>> kendall: Kylie not coming on this trip is a bit annoying

this trip is a bit annoying 'cause it took a lot out of my

'cause it took a lot out of my time, and she just decides not

time, and she just decides not to come.

To come. >> kris: It was kendall and, you

>> kris: It was kendall and, you know, kelly.

Know, kelly. And when we got to kendall and

and when we got to kendall and kylie, we went, "that's it."

kylie, we went, "that's it." kendall and kylie had to go

kendall and kylie had to go together.

Together. All right, guys.

All right, guys. I want each one of you to pick

I want each one of you to pick one person and tell them what's

one person and tell them what's the one thing you'd love to

the one thing you'd love to focus on strengthening in your

focus on strengthening in your relationship.

Relationship. >> kendall: I think sometimes,

>> kendall: I think sometimes, there's a lot of, like, judgment

there's a lot of, like, judgment between all of us.

Between all of us. >> kourtney: Yeah.

>> kourtney: Yeah. >> kendall: Like, we all have to

>> kendall: Like, we all have to realize that we all are.

Realize that we all are. >> kourtney: Yeah.

>> kris: I've organized a ropes course for us today.

Course for us today. >> kim: I don't care if people

>> kim: I don't care if people judge me.

Judge me. They can judge me all they want.

They can judge me all they want. I'm afraid of heights, and this

I'm afraid of heights, and this is cruel.

Is cruel. I don't need to do it.

♪ ♪ (horses neighing)

(horses neighing) (snorting)

>> khloe: Hee-haw, mother(bleep).

Mother(bleep). Hee-(bleep)-haw.

Hee-(bleep)-haw. >> kourtney: Hee-haw or yeehaw?

>> kourtney: Hee-haw or yeehaw? >> khloe: Oh, I don't know.

>> khloe: Oh, I don't know. >> kim: Hee-haw.

>> kim: Hee-haw. >> khloe: Hee-haw.

>> khloe: Hee-haw. >> kim: Wait, it's "yeehaw."

>> kim: Wait, it's "yeehaw." >> kris: What are you laughing

>> kris: What are you laughing about?

About? >> khloe: Yeehaw!

>> khloe: Yeehaw! >> kris: Okay, everybody sit

>> kris: Okay, everybody sit down.

Down. Calling this meeting to

calling this meeting to attention.

Attention. >> khloe: Kourtney, sit the

>> khloe: Kourtney, sit the (bleep)...

(bleep)... >> kim: Kourtney, you never

>> kim: Kourtney, you never listen.

Listen. >> kourtney: What?

>> kourtney: What? >> kris: Yeah.

>> kris: Yeah. >> kim: You literally are going

>> kim: You literally are going to be deaf.

To be deaf. >> kourtney: I can't listen and

>> kourtney: I can't listen and stand?

Stand? >> kris: No.

>> kris: No. So, we're ride or die, right?

So, we're ride or die, right? But, for some reason, I feel

but, for some reason, I feel like things are a little bit

like things are a little bit off.

Off. I really think that we need to

I really think that we need to work on the things that are

work on the things that are bothering us internally and

bothering us internally and working together as a family and

working together as a family and a team to overcome anything that

a team to overcome anything that might be bothering us.

Might be bothering us. That being said, kourtney, we're

that being said, kourtney, we're gonna take you back to your

gonna take you back to your roots, and you're gonna go on a

roots, and you're gonna go on a cattle drive.

Cattle drive. >> khloe: Your roots?

>> khloe: Your roots? >> kourtney: My roots of reality

>> kourtney: My roots of reality tv?

Tv? >> kris: That's right.

>> kris: That's right. Where it all started, kourtney.

Where it all started, kourtney. I've never been on a cattle

I've never been on a cattle drive before.

Drive before. But, hopefully, we can find a

but, hopefully, we can find a way to communicate with one

way to communicate with one another so that we can have this

another so that we can have this thriving relationship.

Thriving relationship. And just happen to have our

and just happen to have our expert person in cattle drive

expert person in cattle drive etiquette with us, kourtney

etiquette with us, kourtney kardashian, who began her

kardashian, who began her reality television career on

reality television career on cattle drive.

Cattle drive. >> kourtney: I don't know. I do

>> kourtney: I don't know. I do think you have to look cute when

think you have to look cute when you're riding.

You're riding. No-no matter what you're doing,

no-no matter what you're doing, even when we're hanging out by

even when we're hanging out by the campfire.

The campfire. Got to have a cute outfit is

got to have a cute outfit is key.

Key. (cattle mooing)

(cattle mooing) >> kris: They can do this, they

>> kris: They can do this, they can do keeping up with the

can do keeping up with the kardashians.

Kardashians. Kourtney's gonna show us how

kourtney's gonna show us how it's done, kids.

It's done, kids. Her very first reality tv show.

Her very first reality tv show. >> kendall: What happened to

>> kendall: What happened to that show?

That show? Why didn't they do it more?

Why didn't they do it more? >> kim: I don't think reality tv

>> kim: I don't think reality tv was such a thing then.

Was such a thing then. >> khloe: Yeah, I think it just

>> khloe: Yeah, I think it just came at...

Came at... >> kris: Kourtney, you were a

>> kris: Kourtney, you were a pioneer, honey.

Pioneer, honey. >> khloe: Yeah, she was just

>> khloe: Yeah, she was just ahead of her time.

Ahead of her time. >> kourtney: And also, um...

>> kourtney: And also, um... Of course I was ahead of my

of course I was ahead of my time.

Time. >> kendall: All right, can we

>> kendall: All right, can we go?

Go? >> kris: Yeah, let's go.

>> kris: Yeah, let's go. >> khloe: Hello, hello.

>> khloe: Hello, hello. Is there more vodka tonic in

is there more vodka tonic in there or no?

There or no? >> kourtney: Oh, my gosh, guys.

>> kourtney: Oh, my gosh, guys. It's 10:00 a.M.!

It's 10:00 a.M.! >> khloe: Kourtney, stop

>> khloe: Kourtney, stop breathing down my ass!

Breathing down my ass! >> kris: All right, guys, I want

>> kris: All right, guys, I want each one of you to pick one

each one of you to pick one person sitting here and tell

person sitting here and tell them what's the one thing you'd

them what's the one thing you'd love to focus on strengthening

love to focus on strengthening in your relationship.

In your relationship. >> khloe: 'kay.

>> khloe: 'kay. >> kris: What we're gonna do is

>> kris: What we're gonna do is build the communication.

Build the communication. Khloe, is there somebody in the

khloe, is there somebody in the bus that you would like to

bus that you would like to strengthen with?

Strengthen with? >> khloe: Mm, I feel like...

>> khloe: Mm, I feel like... Kourtney and I sometimes fizzle.

Kourtney and I sometimes fizzle. So I think I would love to get

so I think I would love to get us back on course and maybe not

us back on course and maybe not be so reactive, uh, for myself.

Be so reactive, uh, for myself. >> kris: It's the way you say

>> kris: It's the way you say things.

Things. >> khloe: Someone else's turn.

>> khloe: Someone else's turn. >> kris: What about you,

>> kris: What about you, kendall?

Kendall? >> kendall: I think sometimes

>> kendall: I think sometimes there's a lot of, like, judgment

there's a lot of, like, judgment between all of us.

Between all of us. >> kourtney: Oh, totally.

>> kourtney: Oh, totally. >> kim: Yeah.

>> kim: Yeah. >> kendall: And it's f-- and we

>> kendall: And it's f-- and we think it's fine because we're

think it's fine because we're family.

Family. Kourt, you say it a lot.

Kourt, you say it a lot. Like, you're always like, "we

like, you're always like, "we can't be so judgmental," but you

can't be so judgmental," but you are, too.

Are, too. Like, we all have to realize

like, we all have to realize that we all are.

That we all are. >> kourtney: Yeah.

>> kourtney: Yeah. >> kim: On that note, my thing

>> kim: On that note, my thing will be I hope-- I want to fix,

will be I hope-- I want to fix, you know, my relationship

you know, my relationship probably with kourtney for those

probably with kourtney for those mean reasons and those mean

mean reasons and those mean comments and the...

Comments and the... >> kourtney: Were you saying

>> kourtney: Were you saying them?

Them? >> kim: Both. Yeah, I mean, I

>> kim: Both. Yeah, I mean, I can be so mean.

Can be so mean. >> khloe: Oh, you guys go back

>> khloe: Oh, you guys go back and forth, though.

And forth, though. It's an equal.

It's an equal. >> kris: Sometimes I think that

>> kris: Sometimes I think that people lash out at the people

people lash out at the people that they love the most.

That they love the most. The love we have is so unique

the love we have is so unique and it's so special.

And it's so special. We have to treat it like a

we have to treat it like a little precious gift from god.

Little precious gift from god. >> khloe (accent): Like a

>> khloe (accent): Like a little precious baby.

Little precious baby. ♪ ♪

♪ ♪ (mooing)

(mooing) oh, my gosh.

Oh, my gosh. >> kris: Look at this fence,

>> kris: Look at this fence, guys.

Guys. I love these fences.

I love these fences. >> khloe: How cute.

>> khloe: How cute. >> kendall (southern): Do we

>> kendall (southern): Do we talk with a southern accent the

talk with a southern accent the rest of the day?

Rest of the day? >> khloe (southern): I think

>> khloe (southern): I think everybody hates us here, so I

everybody hates us here, so I don't think we should.

Don't think we should. This is, like, the epitome of us

this is, like, the epitome of us city folk.

City folk. >> kris: City slickers!

>> kris: City slickers! (horn honking)

(horn honking) >> khloe: How spectacular is

>> khloe: How spectacular is this place?

This place? Holy moly.

Holy moly. >> kourtney: Wow, that's crazy.

>> kourtney: Wow, that's crazy. >> khloe: Look at that beautiful

>> khloe: Look at that beautiful white horse.

White horse. >> kendall: Hi. Kendall.

>> kendall: Hi. Kendall. Hi. Kendall. This is so amazing.

Hi. Kendall. This is so amazing. (kris groaning)

(kris groaning) >> grant: Oh, kris.

>> grant: Oh, kris. >> kris: Okay.

>> kris: Okay. >> kendall: What a beautiful

>> kendall: What a beautiful horse.

Horse. >> grant: This is freckles.

>> grant: This is freckles. >> jane: This is freckles.

>> jane: This is freckles. >> khloe: Hi, freckles.

>> khloe: Hi, freckles. >> jane: He's the ceo.

>> jane: He's the ceo. >> grant: Yeah. He's the ceo of

>> grant: Yeah. He's the ceo of the ranch.

The ranch. >> kris: This is exciting.

>> kris: This is exciting. >> grant: Well, we have a fun

>> grant: Well, we have a fun little adventure for you lined

little adventure for you lined up.

Up. >> kris: Okay. We're ready.

>> kris: Okay. We're ready. >> kim: A cattle drive is where

>> kim: A cattle drive is where you take cattle and drive them

you take cattle and drive them from one part of the land to the

from one part of the land to the other part of the land so

other part of the land so they...

They... >> khloe: With horses.

>> khloe: With horses. >> kim: Yeah, but what's the

>> kim: Yeah, but what's the point of it?

Point of it? Just so they can, like, eat the

just so they can, like, eat the grass over here instead of over

grass over here instead of over here?

Here? >> khloe: Well, s-- it depends

>> khloe: Well, s-- it depends where you're going.

Where you're going. But some is, yeah, to, like,

but some is, yeah, to, like, graze the property in different

graze the property in different areas.

Areas. And some you literally have to

and some you literally have to go from, like, state to state.

Go from, like, state to state. >> kim: Mm. We all really need

>> kim: Mm. We all really need to work together, and, like, we

to work together, and, like, we have no choice.

Have no choice. When wild animals are involved,

when wild animals are involved, we really need to just get it

we really need to just get it together.

Together. >> grant: Okay, we're gonna get

>> grant: Okay, we're gonna get you all mounted on a horse.

You all mounted on a horse. >> khloe: And all of the horses

>> khloe: And all of the horses are pretty calm and...

Are pretty calm and... >> jane: Yeah. Absolutely.

>> jane: Yeah. Absolutely. >> grant: These are our best

>> grant: These are our best ranch horses.

Ranch horses. No buckers in the bunch.

No buckers in the bunch. (horse neighs)

(horse neighs) ♪ ♪

♪ ♪ >> kendall: This one's for me.

>> kendall: This one's for me. >> kris: Which one for me,

>> kris: Which one for me, kendall?

Kendall? >> kendall: I don't know.

>> kendall: I don't know. >> khloe: What do you mean,

>> khloe: What do you mean, kendall? She's...

Kendall? She's... >> kris: She knows how to choose

>> kris: She knows how to choose 'em.

'em. >> corey: Hey, if anybody need a

>> corey: Hey, if anybody need a thirst quencher, come see me.

Thirst quencher, come see me. I'm a mobile bar.

I'm a mobile bar. >> grant: You like to ride long

>> grant: You like to ride long or short?

Or short? >> kendall: Like, in between.

>> kendall: Like, in between. >> grant: 'kay. Good.

>> grant: 'kay. Good. Heels down. Oh.

Heels down. Oh. (horse neighing)

(horse neighing) (gasping)

(gasping) >> kim: Oh, my god. Kourtney.

>> kim: Oh, my god. Kourtney. Oh, my gosh.

Oh, my gosh. We literally-- I can't ride...

We literally-- I can't ride... >> grant: What happened?

>> grant: What happened? >> kris: Okay. No, no, no.

>> kris: Okay. No, no, no. >> grant: What happened?

>> grant: What happened? >> kris: Stepping out here.

>> kris: Stepping out here. >> kim: Freaking it out.

>> kim: Freaking it out. >> grant: Oh, scared of the

>> grant: Oh, scared of the camera?

Camera? >> kim: I'm not riding that one.

>> kim: I'm not riding that one. And neither is my mom.

And neither is my mom. (horse neighing)

(horse neighing) >> khloe: I think it is so

>> khloe: I think it is so amazing that you came.

Amazing that you came. I really did not think you were

I really did not think you were coming.

Coming. >> kendall: The fact that kylie

>> kendall: The fact that kylie didn't come...

Didn't come... She, like, doesn't really leave

she, like, doesn't really leave l.A. Much.

L.A. Much. Like, I literally...

Like, I literally... >> khloe: But we couldn't have

>> khloe: But we couldn't have made this easier: We're on a

made this easier: We're on a private plane, you land here.

Private plane, you land here. It's, like, so beautiful.

It's, like, so beautiful. >> kendall: It's two hours away.

>> kendall: It's two hours away. >> kourtney: Khloe, you (bleep)

>> kourtney: Khloe, you (bleep) puss.

Puss. >> khloe: You're a bully and

>> khloe: You're a bully and you're a bitch, okay?

You're a bitch, okay? >> kourtney: You're a (bleep)

>> kourtney: You're a (bleep) pussy.

Pussy. >> khloe: What is your intention

>> khloe: What is your intention by calling me a pussy in this

by calling me a pussy in this when I was...

When I was... >> kourtney: It's a joke.

>> kourtney: It's a joke. I was joking.

I was joking. >> khloe: I don't know why

>> khloe: I don't know why you're such an ass(bleep).

You're such an ass(bleep). >> kourtney: So stop talking!

(horses neighing) >> grant: You ready to go get

>> grant: You ready to go get cows?

Cows? >> kim: I think so.

>> kim: I think so. >> grant: I'm ready to go

>> grant: I'm ready to go giddyap.

Giddyap. All right, let's go.

All right, let's go. Going on a cattle drive.

Going on a cattle drive. Just remember: Cowboy ethic.

Just remember: Cowboy ethic. Everybody works together.

Everybody works together. >> kendall: Yeehaw!

>> kendall: Yeehaw! >> kourtney: I think we'll

>> kourtney: I think we'll succeed in doing a cattle drive.

Succeed in doing a cattle drive. Khloe and kendall love horses.

Khloe and kendall love horses. Corey thinks he's a cowboy.

Corey thinks he's a cowboy. We definitely have to work

we definitely have to work together to get the cattle to go

together to get the cattle to go in the direction that we want.

In the direction that we want. But anything is possible.

But anything is possible. (cattle mooing)

(cattle mooing) >> kris: Okay, party's over,

>> kris: Okay, party's over, guys.

Guys. >> khloe: Kourtney, get these

>> khloe: Kourtney, get these ones!

Ones! >> corey: Got a strayer!

>> corey: Got a strayer! >> kris: Get that one!

>> kris: Get that one! Get that one!

Get that one! >> corey: We got a strayer.

>> corey: We got a strayer. >> grant: Get the stray.

>> grant: Get the stray. >> kim: Get it, khlo! Get it!

>> kim: Get it, khlo! Get it! >> grant: Get the stray.

>> grant: Get the stray. >> kim: Look at khloe!

>> kim: Look at khloe! >> kris: Oh, get it, khloe!

>> kris: Oh, get it, khloe! >> kim: Ah! She's going around

>> kim: Ah! She's going around the... (laughs)

the... (laughs) >> khloe: Just go. Ya.

>> khloe: Just go. Ya. >> kim: Oh, my gosh!

>> kim: Oh, my gosh! >> kendall: I love this (bleep).

>> kendall: I love this (bleep). >> kris: Come on, everybody.

>> kris: Come on, everybody. Let's go. Up.

Let's go. Up. These two are having sex!

These two are having sex! Stop having sex with each other!

Stop having sex with each other! (corey laughing)

(corey laughing) whew, this is a dirty job.

Whew, this is a dirty job. >> kim: I just don't know how we

>> kim: I just don't know how we are expected to have this big,

are expected to have this big, like, team-building thing when

like, team-building thing when we're all going in different

we're all going in different directions.

Directions. I just don't see how it's gonna

I just don't see how it's gonna help.

Help. (clicking tongue)

(clicking tongue) >> kourtney: Come on, kendall.

>> kourtney: Come on, kendall. Get right here.

Get right here. >> grant: I can't believe

>> grant: I can't believe kourtney-- you know, all of ten

kourtney-- you know, all of ten minutes ago, she was scared to

minutes ago, she was scared to death. Now look at her.

Death. Now look at her. (cattle mooing)

(cattle mooing) ♪ ♪

>> khloe: Did you have fun today?

Today? >> kendall: I did.

>> kendall: I did. >> khloe: I think it is so

>> khloe: I think it is so amazing that you came.

Amazing that you came. I really did not think you were

I really did not think you were coming.

Coming. >> kendall: The fact that kylie

>> kendall: The fact that kylie didn't come...

Didn't come... >> khloe: It's so... Mean.

>> khloe: It's so... Mean. >> kendall: She just, you know--

>> kendall: She just, you know-- she, like, doesn't really leave

she, like, doesn't really leave l.A. Much.

L.A. Much. Like, I literally...

Like, I literally... >> khloe: But we couldn't have

>> khloe: But we couldn't have made this easier: We're on a

made this easier: We're on a private plane, you land here.

Private plane, you land here. It's, like, so beautiful.

It's, like, so beautiful. >> kendall: It's two hours away.

>> kendall: It's two hours away. It's two days of your life.

It's two days of your life. >> khloe: Two days.

>> khloe: Two days. >> kendall: It's so stupid.

>> kendall: It's so stupid. I get that kylie didn't want to

I get that kylie didn't want to come because she wanted to hang

come because she wanted to hang out with travis and stormi, but

out with travis and stormi, but it would have been nice to see

it would have been nice to see her and nice to hang out and

her and nice to hang out and have a family experience.

Have a family experience. You know, we all have things we

you know, we all have things we need to do, and we all made it a

need to do, and we all made it a point to be here.

>> khloe: You came from europe. >> kendall: Yeah.

>> kendall: Yeah. >> khloe: I'm just happy you're

>> khloe: I'm just happy you're here, so...

Here, so... >> kendall: I mean, I was

>> kendall: I mean, I was excited to come.

Excited to come. I love it here. It's the best.

I love it here. It's the best. >> khloe: It's spectacular here.

>> khloe: It's spectacular here. ♪ ♪

>> kourtney: Oh, my god! Look at that!

Look at that! >> khloe: I am not doing that.

>> khloe: I am not doing that. >> kourtney: This is crazy.

>> kourtney: This is crazy. >> khloe: Look how pretty this

>> khloe: Look how pretty this view is, though.

View is, though. >> kris: Do you like the smell

>> kris: Do you like the smell of this?

>> kendall: Mm-hmm, it's nice. It's very you.

It's very you. >> kris: Right?

>> kris: Right? >> kendall: Very you.

>> kendall: Very you. >> kris: Thank you for your

>> kris: Thank you for your professional opinion, madam.

Professional opinion, madam. >> kendall: Mm-hmm.

>> kendall: Mm-hmm. >> kris: The cattle drive really

>> kris: The cattle drive really wasn't what I thought it would

wasn't what I thought it would be, so I've organized a ropes

be, so I've organized a ropes course for us today, which I'm

course for us today, which I'm really excited about, because

really excited about, because we haven't done anything like

we haven't done anything like this in a really long time.

This in a really long time. And I think it kind of screams

and I think it kind of screams "family bonding," because they

"family bonding," because they have to work together as a team.

Have to work together as a team. >> khloe: Is this car gonna make

>> khloe: Is this car gonna make it?

It? >> kim: Yeah, are we gonna make

>> kim: Yeah, are we gonna make it?

It? (khloe screams)

(khloe screams) um, this is really, actually,

um, this is really, actually, really scaring me, uh...

Really scaring me, uh... >> khloe: If you want to get

>> khloe: If you want to get out, you can get out.

Out, you can get out. >> kim: I kind of do.

>> kim: I kind of do. >> khloe: Yeah, okay.

>> khloe: Yeah, okay. >> kim: Are we gonna roll back?

>> kim: Are we gonna roll back? >> kourtney: Can we get out?

>> kourtney: Can we get out? >> khloe: So, let's get out.

>> khloe: So, let's get out. >> kim: We're on our way to

>> kim: We're on our way to a ropes course.

A ropes course. We're driving up this really

we're driving up this really steep hill and the car is not

steep hill and the car is not making it and it's freaking me

making it and it's freaking me out.

Out. >> khloe: Yeah, we probably

>> khloe: Yeah, we probably should've turned around once the

should've turned around once the car started rolling back down

car started rolling back down the hill that we couldn't get

the hill that we couldn't get up.

Up. That's the first sign that it's

that's the first sign that it's not cut out for us.

Not cut out for us. (kourtney whoops)

(kourtney whoops) >> kourtney: My ass needs this.

>> kourtney: My ass needs this. >> khloe: Come on, keeks!

>> khloe: Come on, keeks! You got this, girl!

You got this, girl! >> christian: All right, so this

>> christian: All right, so this is our green course.

Is our green course. I know that the theme of the day

I know that the theme of the day is teamwork and communication.

Is teamwork and communication. So effective communication is

so effective communication is really important.

Really important. >> kris: Yeah.

>> kris: Yeah. >> christian: And kris is gonna

>> christian: And kris is gonna be coaching from the ground.

Be coaching from the ground. >> khloe: Mom, that's not fair.

>> khloe: Mom, that's not fair. >> christian: If you need help

>> christian: If you need help at any time, we're here to help.

At any time, we're here to help. You can ask us questions...

You can ask us questions... >> kris: They're here to help if

>> kris: They're here to help if you need them.

You need them. >> khloe: Mom!

>> khloe: Mom! >> christian: There you go.

>> christian: There you go. >> kris: They're here to help.

>> kris: They're here to help. >> christian: She found the

>> christian: She found the volume button.

Volume button. >> khloe: My god.

>> khloe: My god. ♪ ♪

♪ ♪ >> kim: I really don't like

>> kim: I really don't like this, guys.

This, guys. Like, I'm not gonna last long.

Like, I'm not gonna last long. I'm afraid of heights, and I

I'm afraid of heights, and I don't care to get over my fear.

Don't care to get over my fear. >> khloe: You guys know how kim

>> khloe: You guys know how kim gets zip-lining, okay?

Gets zip-lining, okay? >> kendall: I know, I know.

>> kendall: I know, I know. >> kris: Take a deep breath,

>> kris: Take a deep breath, kim, you're gonna be fine.

Kim, you're gonna be fine. >> kim: No, I don't want

>> kim: No, I don't want to do it!

To do it! >> kris: You've done it a

>> kris: You've done it a hundred times.

Hundred times. >> kim: No, no, no. Let her go.

>> kim: No, no, no. Let her go. >> kris: Yes... No!

>> kris: Yes... No! >> kim: I don't want to do it!

>> kim: I don't want to do it! >> christian: Put that arm on

>> christian: Put that arm on the other-- just the other side.

The other-- just the other side. There you go, very good.

There you go, very good. >> kim: But I don't-- I'm not

>> kim: But I don't-- I'm not doing this, I'm actually not.

Doing this, I'm actually not. Dude, why am I doing this?

Dude, why am I doing this? Like, this won't make me a

like, this won't make me a better person, this won't make

better person, this won't make me a better daughter, this won't

me a better daughter, this won't make me a better sister, this

make me a better sister, this won't make me a better

won't make me a better businesswoman-- why the (bleep)

businesswoman-- why the (bleep) am I doing this?

Am I doing this? Like, I don't know how my mom

like, I don't know how my mom would think that this would

would think that this would possibly be a team-building

possibly be a team-building exercise.

Exercise. Like, this is just the worst.

Like, this is just the worst. I don't care if people judge me.

I don't care if people judge me. They can judge me all they want.

They can judge me all they want. I'm afraid of heights, and this

I'm afraid of heights, and this is cruel, and I don't give a

is cruel, and I don't give a (bleep).

(bleep). I don't need to do it.

If everyone acted like you did, filming-wise, then we'd

filming-wise, then we'd absolutely have no show.

Absolutely have no show. >> kourtney: I'm getting to the

>> kourtney: I'm getting to the point where I'm not happy.

Point where I'm not happy. Life is short.

Life is short. It's not all about filming this

it's not all about filming this show.

>> kendall: Why are you leaving? >> kourtney: Because I feel like

>> kourtney: Because I feel like why would I want to be here?

>> kris: Kim, you're gonna be okay, honey.

Okay, honey. >> kim: I'm not doing this.

>> kim: I'm not doing this. I'm actually not.

I'm actually not. >> kris: You're not gonna do it,

>> kris: You're not gonna do it, kim?

Kim? >> kim: Nope. They've seen me

>> kim: Nope. They've seen me cry on every single episode, and

cry on every single episode, and I'm not doing this!

I'm not doing this! I don't give a (bleep).

I don't give a (bleep). Like, I'm success...

Like, I'm success... I've made it in life.

I've made it in life. I don't need to do this.

I don't need to do this. >> khloe (laughs): It's okay.

>> khloe (laughs): It's okay. >> kim: I don't care if people

>> kim: I don't care if people judge me.

Judge me. They can judge me all they want.

They can judge me all they want. I'm afraid of heights, and this

I'm afraid of heights, and this is cruel.

Is cruel. >> kris: Okay, we have a man

>> kris: Okay, we have a man down, people.

Down, people. We have a man down.

We have a man down. >> kim: And it's actually

>> kim: And it's actually torture, and I don't give a

torture, and I don't give a (bleep).

(bleep). I don't need to do it.

I don't need to do it. >> khloe (laughs): Just get off.

>> khloe (laughs): Just get off. >> kim: I don't need...

>> kim: I don't need... It's, like...

It's, like... >> kris: Just come down here,

>> kris: Just come down here, and I'll give you a bag of

and I'll give you a bag of cheetos.

Cheetos. >> kim: It's, like, I'd actually

>> kim: It's, like, I'd actually rather have a tarantula on my

rather have a tarantula on my head.

Head. >> khloe: Okay, it's...

>> khloe: Okay, it's... >> kim: So if you find one, I

>> kim: So if you find one, I give you permission to put it on

give you permission to put it on my head.

My head. >> kris: Okay, come on down.

>> kris: Okay, come on down. (insect buzzes)

(insect buzzes) (khloe and kris shriek, laugh)

(khloe and kris shriek, laugh) okay, team, we got to get kim

okay, team, we got to get kim down out of the tree.

Down out of the tree. >> kim: (bleep) a (bleep) duck.

>> kim: (bleep) a (bleep) duck. >> kendall: I think kim's tear

>> kendall: I think kim's tear is right here.

Is right here. There's a tear.

There's a tear. >> kourtney: Guys, I'm on a

>> kourtney: Guys, I'm on a tightrope.

Tightrope. This is, like, my thing.

This is, like, my thing. >> kris: Khloe, are you scared?

>> kris: Khloe, are you scared? >> khloe: Don't (bleep) talk to

>> khloe: Don't (bleep) talk to me.

Me. >> kris: Okay.

>> kris: Okay. >> kendall: Kim, take a picture.

>> kendall: Kim, take a picture. >> kim: Oh, my god.

>> kim: Oh, my god. (screaming)

(screaming) >> kris: Oh.

>> kris: Oh. >> kendall: (bleep)

>> kendall: (bleep) >> khloe: Oh, my god, are you

>> khloe: Oh, my god, are you okay?!

Okay?! >> kris: Kendall?

>> kris: Kendall? Kendall, how do you get back up?

Kendall, how do you get back up? >> khloe: Oh, my god.

>> khloe: Oh, my god. (bleep), you guys.

(bleep), you guys. >> jasmine: Khloe?

>> jasmine: Khloe? >> khloe: What?

>> khloe: What? >> jasmine: Do you mind if I cut

>> jasmine: Do you mind if I cut through you, so, it's just gonna

through you, so, it's just gonna be a little wobbly, okay?

Be a little wobbly, okay? >> khloe: I actually... Do mind

>> khloe: I actually... Do mind if you get by me.

If you get by me. >> jasmine: Awesome. Get your

>> jasmine: Awesome. Get your legs up.

Legs up. >> khloe: No, no, stop moving!

>> khloe: No, no, stop moving! >> jasmine: Get your legs up?

>> jasmine: Get your legs up? >> khloe: No, no, you guys are

>> khloe: No, no, you guys are gonna (bleep) hurt our knees.

Gonna (bleep) hurt our knees. >> jasmine: Pull yourself up.

>> jasmine: Pull yourself up. >> khloe: No. Everybody, stop.

>> khloe: No. Everybody, stop. (jasmine whoops)

(jasmine whoops) >> kourtney: My god.

>> kourtney: My god. >> khloe: Okay, how do you get

>> khloe: Okay, how do you get down?

Down? >> kourtney: We zip-line.

>> kourtney: We zip-line. >> khloe: (bleep), man.

>> khloe: (bleep), man. >> christian: Nice.

>> christian: Nice. (kourtney whoops)

(kourtney whoops) >> khloe: I don't want to do

>> khloe: I don't want to do this.

This. How the (bleep) do I get off of

how the (bleep) do I get off of here?

Here? (khloe shrieks)

(khloe shrieks) >> kourtney: Khloe, you (bleep)

>> kourtney: Khloe, you (bleep) puss.

Puss. >> khloe: Shut the (bleep) up!

>> khloe: Shut the (bleep) up! Mom, you're going?

Mom, you're going? >> kourtney: Boo!

>> kourtney: Boo! >> kris: Oh, yeah. Okay.

>> kris: Oh, yeah. Okay. >> khloe: I'll go and cheer you

>> khloe: I'll go and cheer you on.

On. >> kourtney: I'm so proud of

>> kourtney: I'm so proud of you, khloe, for doing

you, khloe, for doing three-quarters of the thing.

Three-quarters of the thing. Boo!

Boo! >> kris: Wait. Hold on. Hold on.

>> kris: Wait. Hold on. Hold on. >> khloe: Do hands first?

>> khloe: Do hands first? >> kris (laughing): What? Oh.

>> kris (laughing): What? Oh. Oh. Oh.

Oh. Oh. >> khloe: Good job, mom.

>> khloe: Good job, mom. You look like tweety bird.

You look like tweety bird. >> kris: Whoa.

>> kris: Whoa. >> kourtney: Who are you to give

>> kourtney: Who are you to give mom directions?

Mom directions? You didn't even do it.

You didn't even do it. >> khloe: You're a bully, and

>> khloe: You're a bully, and you're a bitch, okay?

You're a bitch, okay? You don't even listen.

You don't even listen. >> kourtney: You're a (bleep)

>> kourtney: You're a (bleep) pussy.

Pussy. >> khloe: I don't know why

>> khloe: I don't know why you're such an ass(bleep),

you're such an ass(bleep), though.

Though. What do you get out of it?

What do you get out of it? What do you get out of being a

what do you get out of being a jerk?

Jerk? >> kris: This is the perfect

>> kris: This is the perfect example of why we need family

example of why we need family bonding.

Bonding. The girls are not communicating

the girls are not communicating with each other.

With each other. We can't even enjoy nature and

we can't even enjoy nature and be together without them

be together without them bickering about it.

Bickering about it. And nothing upsets me more than

and nothing upsets me more than when they all start to fight.

When they all start to fight. >> khloe: You choosing to pick

>> khloe: You choosing to pick on me now...

On me now... >> kourtney: You guys can feel

>> kourtney: You guys can feel the way that you want, but

the way that you want, but that's not my intention.

That's not my intention. >> khloe: So then what is your

>> khloe: So then what is your intention by calling me a pussy

intention by calling me a pussy and this when I was...?

And this when I was...? >> kourtney: It's a joke.

>> kourtney: It's a joke. I was joking by saying that you

I was joking by saying that you didn't make it.

Didn't make it. >> kendall: What happened?

>> kendall: What happened? >> khloe: She's just a bully,

>> khloe: She's just a bully, and she picks on people.

And she picks on people. >> kourtney: She just can't take

>> kourtney: She just can't take a joke.

A joke. >> khloe: At times, you can be a

>> khloe: At times, you can be a bully.

Bully. >> kourtney: At times, kim can

>> kourtney: At times, kim can be the biggest (bleep) evil

be the biggest (bleep) evil person on the planet, and I can

person on the planet, and I can say that that's a bully.

Say that that's a bully. >> kim: Why are you bringing me

>> kim: Why are you bringing me into this?

Into this? >> kourtney: I'm just saying,

>> kourtney: I'm just saying, 'cause at times, we can all be

'cause at times, we can all be something.

Something. At times, you could be a (bleep)

at times, you could be a (bleep) bully.

Bully. >> kris: Kind of shaking.

>> kris: Kind of shaking. >> khloe: Sure, but at time...

>> khloe: Sure, but at time... Lately, you've been more of a

lately, you've been more of a bully than not.

Bully than not. What does it do for you?

What does it do for you? >> kourtney: It's a joke.

>> kourtney: It's a joke. >> khloe: No, no, but what does

>> khloe: No, no, but what does it do for you if I'm telling you

it do for you if I'm telling you I don't like it?

I don't like it? >> kourtney: Absolutely nothing.

>> kourtney: Absolutely nothing. It doesn't make me feel better,

it doesn't make me feel better, and that's the point is...

And that's the point is... >> kris: Oh (bleep).

>> kris: Oh (bleep). (kris groans)

(kris groans) (bleep)

(bleep) >> khloe: No, but in the...

>> khloe: No, but in the... >> kourtney: You honestly have

>> kourtney: You honestly have no sense of humor anymore, so,

no sense of humor anymore, so, you're not even fun to, like,

you're not even fun to, like, talk to.

Talk to. >> khloe: Well, then, don't

>> khloe: Well, then, don't talk.

Talk. >> kourtney: So stop talking!

>> kourtney: So stop talking! When khloe calls me a bully,

when khloe calls me a bully, it's just the exact opposite.

It's just the exact opposite. I feel like I've been bullied

I feel like I've been bullied for the last two years by kim

for the last two years by kim and khloe if I don't do

and khloe if I don't do something that fits their mold

something that fits their mold of how they want me to be.

Of how they want me to be. I just think, no matter what,

I just think, no matter what, my sisters-- they're always

my sisters-- they're always looking for a reason to give me

looking for a reason to give me (bleep), or just something.

(bleep), or just something. Just, they're always looking for

just, they're always looking for it.

It. >> khloe: Mom, I am so proud of

>> khloe: Mom, I am so proud of you!

You! >> kris: Thank you!

>> kris: Thank you! >> christian: Right?

>> christian: Right? >> kris: So I just kind of fall

>> kris: So I just kind of fall into it?

Into it? (all whooping)

(all whooping) >> khloe: You did it!

>> khloe: You did it! >> kris: Whoa! Whoa! Whoa.

>> kris: Whoa! Whoa! Whoa. (laughs)

(laughs) oh, crash landing!

Oh, crash landing! (laughs)

(laughs) >> khloe: You did it!

>> kris: Of course my kids are fighting.

Fighting. >> corey: Oh, no, no, we've been

>> corey: Oh, no, no, we've been through this.

Through this. >> kris: Oh, it's horrible.

>> kendall: Kourt just texted me saying she's gonna leave, so I'm

saying she's gonna leave, so I'm gonna...

Gonna... >> khloe: Why?

>> khloe: Why? >> kendall: I don't know.

>> kendall: I don't know. I'm gonna go talk to her.

I'm gonna go talk to her. >> khloe: That's crazy.

>> khloe: That's crazy. >> kendall: Kourtney?

>> kendall: Kourtney? >> kourtney: Yeah.

>> kourtney: Yeah. >> kendall: You're leaving?

>> kendall: You're leaving? >> kourtney: Yeah, I'm just

>> kourtney: Yeah, I'm just packing.

Packing. >> kendall: Why are you leaving?

>> kendall: Why are you leaving? >> kourtney: Because I feel like

>> kourtney: Because I feel like why would I want to be here with

why would I want to be here with a bunch of people who,

a bunch of people who, literally, they just pick on

literally, they just pick on me?

Me? You know, khloe lashing out at

you know, khloe lashing out at me at the ropes course-- I just

me at the ropes course-- I just feel defeated.

Feel defeated. Like, I just can never win with

like, I just can never win with them.

Them. It's just, it can never be light

it's just, it can never be light and fun anymore.

And fun anymore. Everyone takes everything so

everyone takes everything so personally, including myself.

Personally, including myself. And it's just not enjoyable to

and it's just not enjoyable to hang out together.

>> cesar: So, we're thinking a long cher hair.

Long cher hair. >> kourtney: My mom had this

>> kourtney: My mom had this crazy idea where we each come to

crazy idea where we each come to dinner tonight dressed as a

dinner tonight dressed as a different family member.

Different family member. >> khloe: Vodka tonic now!

>> khloe: Vodka tonic now! >> kourtney: I really am not

>> kourtney: I really am not into those shoes.

Into those shoes. >> kris: Gorg, what's wrong with

>> kris: Gorg, what's wrong with my shoes?

My shoes? >> kim: Oh, hi.

>> kim: Oh, hi. I'm going to pretend like I'm

I'm going to pretend like I'm being a mom, and I'm just gonna

being a mom, and I'm just gonna sit on my phone.

Sit on my phone. (kris laughs)

>> kendall: Kourtney? >> kourtney: Yeah?

>> kourtney: Yeah? >> kendall: Why are you leaving?

>> kendall: Why are you leaving? >> kourtney: Because I feel

>> kourtney: Because I feel like, why would I want to be

like, why would I want to be here with a bunch of people who,

here with a bunch of people who, literally, they just pick on me?

Literally, they just pick on me? Like, why is there this constant

like, why is there this constant need to criticize?

Need to criticize? And I feel like, I swear...

And I feel like, I swear... >> kendall: We are sisters,

>> kendall: We are sisters, still, at the end of the day.

Still, at the end of the day. You have to remember that

you have to remember that sometimes sisters are just like

sometimes sisters are just like that.

That. >> kourtney: I get it, but

>> kourtney: I get it, but there's also a way that we can

there's also a way that we can be to be more helpful.

Be to be more helpful. I'm not saying I'm perfect and

I'm not saying I'm perfect and that I don't do it, too.

That I don't do it, too. But I feel like in this family,

but I feel like in this family, when you do anything somewhat

when you do anything somewhat differently-- like, I just want

differently-- like, I just want to communicate differently...

To communicate differently... >> kendall: Oh, believe me, I'm,

>> kendall: Oh, believe me, I'm, like, I feel like the odd one

like, I feel like the odd one out at all times.

Out at all times. >> kourtney: No, I know.

>> kourtney: No, I know. And I feel like that now, and I

and I feel like that now, and I swear you're the only one that I

swear you're the only one that I feel like understands what it

feel like understands what it feels like. I just don't...

Feels like. I just don't... >> kendall: Well, then, stay and

>> kendall: Well, then, stay and we'll work on it.

We'll work on it. I don't think you need to let it

I don't think you need to let it bother you, and I don't think

bother you, and I don't think it's enough for you to go home

it's enough for you to go home and ruin your experience.

And ruin your experience. I mean, kylie already didn't

I mean, kylie already didn't come.

Come. We can't lose another sis.

We can't lose another sis. >> kourtney: Okay.

>> kourtney: Okay. You know, we're here to work on

you know, we're here to work on our relationships together,

our relationships together, and... I don't want to give them

and... I don't want to give them another reason to, like, if I

another reason to, like, if I just walk out, it wouldn't be

just walk out, it wouldn't be cool.

Cool. So I think I just need to stick

so I think I just need to stick it out and hope that things get

it out and hope that things get better.

Better. >> kendall: Shut your bag, girl.

>> kendall: Shut your bag, girl. We're gonna have so much fun.

We're gonna have so much fun. ♪ ♪

>> kris: The ropes course... Was a bust.

Was a bust. So I really feel like we just

so I really feel like we just need to find a way to

need to find a way to communicate with one another and

communicate with one another and just sit with each other and

just sit with each other and talk to each other about what's

talk to each other about what's really wrong, what their issues

really wrong, what their issues are, what's bothering them,

are, what's bothering them, and... How to fix it.

And... How to fix it. >> kourtney: Do you like our

>> kourtney: Do you like our shirts?

Shirts? >> khloe: Was that planned?

>> khloe: Was that planned? >> kris: Yeah. They bonded.

>> kris: Yeah. They bonded. >> khloe: Well, aren't you

>> khloe: Well, aren't you fancy!

Fancy! >> kris: Mm-hmm.

>> kris: Mm-hmm. >> kendall: You guys are

>> kendall: You guys are matching?

Matching? >> kourtney: Mm-hmm.

>> kourtney: Mm-hmm. >> kendall: That's cute.

>> kendall: That's cute. >> khloe: Oh, my goodness,

>> khloe: Oh, my goodness, cutie.

Cutie. >> kris: All right, I want to

>> kris: All right, I want to have a conversation about how we

have a conversation about how we can make our relationship

can make our relationship better.

Better. >> khloe: Oh, my god.

>> khloe: Oh, my god. >> kris: I think if we continue

>> kris: I think if we continue to work together and try to be

to work together and try to be respectful of what everyone

respectful of what everyone else's needs are around us

else's needs are around us and... Listen to what each other

and... Listen to what each other is saying, I think that we can

is saying, I think that we can definitely carry on with filming

definitely carry on with filming this show.

This show. >> kourtney: But not only that,

>> kourtney: But not only that, I think, be respectful of each

I think, be respectful of each other's boundaries and just...

Other's boundaries and just... Know that it doesn't... What's

know that it doesn't... What's okay for you is different than

okay for you is different than what's okay for me, and...

What's okay for me, and... Everyone has their own things...

Everyone has their own things... >> kim: That's a whole other

>> kim: That's a whole other conversation.

Conversation. >> kourtney: No, it's not.

>> kourtney: No, it's not. 'cause we're not gonna keep

'cause we're not gonna keep having it.

Having it. >> khloe: Ooh!

>> khloe: Ooh! >> kim: But if everyone acted

>> kim: But if everyone acted like you did, filming-wise, then

like you did, filming-wise, then we'd absolutely have no show.

We'd absolutely have no show. >> kourtney: I have three kids

>> kourtney: I have three kids that are my priority more than

that are my priority more than the show.

The show. >> kris: Okay, we keep going

>> kris: Okay, we keep going over that...

Over that... >> kourtney: Right. It's, like,

>> kourtney: Right. It's, like, but why, like, why do I have to

but why, like, why do I have to say it 25 times? Honestly.

Say it 25 times? Honestly. >> kim: Because it's not...

>> kim: Because it's not... >> kourtney: I'm not gonna

>> kourtney: I'm not gonna change... But I'm not gonna

change... But I'm not gonna change my mind.

Change my mind. >> kris: Well... I think

>> kris: Well... I think probably the right decision

probably the right decision about the show is to be united

about the show is to be united and do it as long as everybody's

and do it as long as everybody's happy.

Happy. >> kourtney: What I'm saying is,

>> kourtney: What I'm saying is, I'm getting to the point where

I'm getting to the point where I'm not happy.

I'm not happy. Like, everyone has their

like, everyone has their breaking point.

Breaking point. >> kris: Yeah.

>> kourtney: I think a little bit of respect goes a long way,

bit of respect goes a long way, and... You know, if we can just

and... You know, if we can just be more mindful of how we treat

be more mindful of how we treat each other and just try to be

each other and just try to be kind...

Kind... None of us do things the same

none of us do things the same way.

Way. We all have our own way of what

we all have our own way of what works best for us and how much

works best for us and how much we can handle, and it's not okay

we can handle, and it's not okay that I feel like I'm at my

that I feel like I'm at my breaking point and I need a

breaking point and I need a break, and I don't want to film.

Break, and I don't want to film. Life is short.

Life is short. It's not all about filming this

it's not all about filming this show.

Show. It's about enjoying.

It's about enjoying. That's why we're doing this, so

that's why we're doing this, so then we have time to enjoy.

Then we have time to enjoy. >> kris: Right.

>> kris: Right. >> kourtney: If we don't have

>> kourtney: If we don't have time to enjoy...

Time to enjoy... >> kim: 100%.

>> kim: 100%. >> kourtney: ...Bye, I'll do

>> kourtney: ...Bye, I'll do something else.

Something else. >> kris: Right.

>> kris: Right. I think that you'll come home

I think that you'll come home with a really refreshed

with a really refreshed mind, body, spirit.

Mind, body, spirit. >> kourtney: Let's pray.

>> kourtney: Let's pray. >> kris: Yeah.

>> kris: Yeah. ♪ ♪

♪ ♪ >> kim: I hear kourtney loud and

>> kim: I hear kourtney loud and clear, and I obviously want her

clear, and I obviously want her to be really happy.

To be really happy. Like, you shouldn't be stuck in

like, you shouldn't be stuck in a phase in your life where

a phase in your life where you're just not happy.

You're just not happy. But I think that she's really

but I think that she's really torn on what should she do.

Torn on what should she do. Does she stay on the show, or

does she stay on the show, or does she get off and live a

does she get off and live a different life that she claims

different life that she claims she's wanted for so long?

She's wanted for so long? I hope that kourtney finds

I hope that kourtney finds clarity in whatever decision she

clarity in whatever decision she chooses to make.

Chooses to make. I just want her to feel like

I just want her to feel like she's at peace.

She's at peace. >> khloe: Recently, I feel like

>> khloe: Recently, I feel like kourtney has been incredibly...

Kourtney has been incredibly... Delicate, and it makes me feel

delicate, and it makes me feel really bad, because I never want

really bad, because I never want my sisters to be sad or upset,

my sisters to be sad or upset, and I think everyone has to do

and I think everyone has to do what's best for them.

What's best for them. But it's like... We've beaten a

but it's like... We've beaten a dead horse.

Dead horse. We're done. It is what it is.

We're done. It is what it is. So now let's move on, let's

so now let's move on, let's heal, and let's get on to the

heal, and let's get on to the next thing.

Next thing. >> kris: These kinds of times

>> kris: These kinds of times that we get to be together make

that we get to be together make me really happy, because those

me really happy, because those are the times that we can... We

are the times that we can... We can have fun, we can have a

can have fun, we can have a laugh.

Laugh. So I'm really glad we did this,

so I'm really glad we did this, guys.

Guys. >> kourtney: Me, too.

>> kourtney: Me, too. >> kim: Me, too.

>> kim: Me, too. >> kendall: Me, too.

>> kendall: Me, too. (laughter)

(laughter) ♪ ♪

(phone ringing)

>> kylie: Hi. How's wyoming? >> kendall: Um, it's cool.

>> kendall: Um, it's cool. I mean, you know, it sucks a

I mean, you know, it sucks a little-- I thought you were

little-- I thought you were gonna be here.

Gonna be here. >> kylie: I'm sorry.

>> kylie: I'm sorry. I know mom hit me and said that

I know mom hit me and said that you're upset that I didn't come.

You're upset that I didn't come. >> kendall: I know.

>> kendall: I know. You know, I just, like, it's a

you know, I just, like, it's a place that we would always come

place that we would always come every summer, so I was excited

every summer, so I was excited and I came in from europe

and I came in from europe thinking you were gonna be here,

thinking you were gonna be here, and then...

And then... >> kylie: Aw. You've got to call

>> kylie: Aw. You've got to call me and ask me these things,

me and ask me these things, 'cause I couldn't make it.

'cause I couldn't make it. I have to take stormi, 'cause he

I have to take stormi, 'cause he wants stormi there, in houston,

wants stormi there, in houston, for his thing and it's only one

for his thing and it's only one day.

Day. ♪ ♪

♪ ♪ I love kendall so much, and now

I love kendall so much, and now seeing all the sentimental value

seeing all the sentimental value that this trip has, I am bummed

that this trip has, I am bummed out that I missed it, but at the

out that I missed it, but at the same time, I know I need to be

same time, I know I need to be here and hold it down.

Here and hold it down. I feel really bad.

I feel really bad. I didn't know how important this

I didn't know how important this was to you.

Was to you. I promise-- have fun, I promise

I promise-- have fun, I promise I'll make it up to you.

I'll make it up to you. We'll do something when you

we'll do something when you get back.

Get back. Have fun. Did you ride a horse?

Have fun. Did you ride a horse? Did you ride a horsey?

Did you ride a horsey? >> kendall: Yeah. They were a

>> kendall: Yeah. They were a little crazy today.

Little crazy today. As much as I was excited about

as much as I was excited about kylie being here, I think

kylie being here, I think there's a part of me that

there's a part of me that understands she wanted to hang

understands she wanted to hang out with travis and stormi.

Out with travis and stormi. But at the end of the day, she

but at the end of the day, she is my best friend.

Is my best friend. We have so much fun.

We have so much fun. We talk all the time.

We talk all the time. And I am really looking forward

and I am really looking forward to having some quality time with

to having some quality time with ky back in l.A.

Ky back in l.A. All right, well, have fun.

All right, well, have fun. >> kylie: I love you.

>> kylie: I love you. I miss you.

I miss you. >> kendall: I love you, too.

>> kendall: I love you, too. ♪ ♪

>> kourtney: Who's doing my glam?

Glam? I just need to talk to them,

I just need to talk to them, whoever's doing it.

Whoever's doing it. Oh, do you need to pick a wig?

Oh, do you need to pick a wig? >> clyde: Well, there's lots of

>> clyde: Well, there's lots of options for you.

Options for you. >> kourtney: Okay.

>> kourtney: Okay. >> cesar: We're thinking a long

>> cesar: We're thinking a long cher hair.

Cher hair. >> kourtney: Okay.

>> kourtney: Okay. >> cesar: Okay, so we'll do,

>> cesar: Okay, so we'll do, like, super sleek.

Like, super sleek. >> kourtney: It is our last

>> kourtney: It is our last night, and so my mom had this

night, and so my mom had this crazy idea for one last, final

crazy idea for one last, final team-building activity, and she

team-building activity, and she thought it would be really funny

thought it would be really funny just to each come to dinner

just to each come to dinner tonight dressed as a different

tonight dressed as a different family member.

Family member. None of us know who everyone

none of us know who everyone else is dressing up as, so this

else is dressing up as, so this should be very interesting.

Should be very interesting. Penelope says if there's an

penelope says if there's an extra that will fit her, she'd

extra that will fit her, she'd like to join the fun.

Like to join the fun. >> clyde: Okay. Yeah.

>> clyde: Okay. Yeah. >> cesar: Yeah, we have a

>> cesar: Yeah, we have a couple.

Couple. >> kendall: Hey. I mean, I could

>> kendall: Hey. I mean, I could either do this, or I'll just...

Either do this, or I'll just... It's either between that or,

it's either between that or, like, something like this.

Like, something like this. >> clyde: Okay, one more option.

>> clyde: Okay, one more option. With the shades...

With the shades... >> kendall: No, probably not.

>> kendall: No, probably not. >> kourtney: I really want to

>> kourtney: I really want to help people get out of jail.

Help people get out of jail. (laughs)

(laughs) >> khloe: I need a vodka tonic,

>> khloe: I need a vodka tonic, now!

Now! >> kendall: I love stormi.

>> kendall: I love stormi. Stormi! Stormi!

Stormi! Stormi! >> kris: I'm allergic to

>> kris: I'm allergic to bull(bleep). Bible.

Bull(bleep). Bible. ♪ ♪

>> kourtney (laughing): Oh, my god.

♪ ♪

>> kourtney (laughs): Oh, my god.

God. >> khloe: Matt, vodka!

>> khloe: Matt, vodka! Oh. Thank you.

Oh. Thank you. You have my birkin, right?

You have my birkin, right? >> matthew: Yes.

>> matthew: Yes. >> khloe: Okay. Thank god.

>> khloe: Okay. Thank god. Mmm.

Mmm. Kylie, you can sit next to me

kylie, you can sit next to me because you are my favorite.

Because you are my favorite. When you make a billion dollars.

When you make a billion dollars. I have my kylie, my billion

I have my kylie, my billion dollar baby.

Dollar baby. Now she will always be the

now she will always be the dearest in my heart for...

Dearest in my heart for... A billion reasons.

A billion reasons. >> kourtney: Mom, that outfit is

>> kourtney: Mom, that outfit is really not flattering on you.

Really not flattering on you. You know what you should do to

you know what you should do to your face?

Your face? >> khloe: You know what you

>> khloe: You know what you should do to yours?

Should do to yours? >> kourtney: Did my butt get

>> kourtney: Did my butt get smaller?

Smaller? I pretty much started this

I pretty much started this entire family.

Entire family. No one would be anywhere or

no one would be anywhere or anything without me.

Anything without me. >> kris: Hi, gorg.

>> kris: Hi, gorg. >> khloe: Matthew!

>> khloe: Matthew! Matthew!

Matthew! You're supposed to tell me when

you're supposed to tell me when people are coming in!

People are coming in! Hey, khlo, can you just sit

hey, khlo, can you just sit down?

Down? Sit next to kim, I guess.

Sit next to kim, I guess. >> kris: Okrrr!

>> kris: Okrrr! (laughing)

you know, I invented the word "okrrr."

"okrrr." okrrr!

Okrrr! I've been saying that for years

I've been saying that for years now.

Now. >> khloe: Oh, corey, I thought

>> khloe: Oh, corey, I thought you were never gonna get here.

You were never gonna get here. I would have you sit next to me,

I would have you sit next to me, but my birkin bag is sitting

but my birkin bag is sitting here.

Here. So do you want to sit next to my

so do you want to sit next to my birkin bag?

Birkin bag? >> corey: I will sit next to

>> corey: I will sit next to your birkin.

Your birkin. >> kourtney: Khlo, you can sit

>> kourtney: Khlo, you can sit here, but I really am not into

here, but I really am not into those shoes.

Those shoes. >> kris: Gorg, what's wrong

>> kris: Gorg, what's wrong with my shoes?

With my shoes? >> kourtney: Come on, we're

>> kourtney: Come on, we're stepping it up.

Stepping it up. We're stepping it up.

We're stepping it up. This is 2019, guys.

This is 2019, guys. We're stepping it up.

We're stepping it up. My pants are yeezy.

My pants are yeezy. My shoes are yeezy.

My shoes are yeezy. I have seven stylists who put me

I have seven stylists who put me in sweats and leggings.

In sweats and leggings. It's just, like, that effortless

it's just, like, that effortless look, you know?

Look, you know? But it's really a lot of effort.

But it's really a lot of effort. >> khloe: Do you mind...

>> khloe: Do you mind... Matthew!

Matthew! Matthew!

Matthew! (laughter)

(laughter) my phone is not supposed to

my phone is not supposed to slip!

Slip! (penelope chattering)

(penelope chattering) >> kendall: Wait, you actually

>> kendall: Wait, you actually look like mom.

Look like mom. It's kind of scary.

It's kind of scary. I love over-lining my lips.

I love over-lining my lips. This is how it all started.

This is how it all started. Ooh, and I really like-- I just

ooh, and I really like-- I just over-lined my lips, and everyone

over-lined my lips, and everyone was wondering what I was using.

Was wondering what I was using. You can mix the shades.

You can mix the shades. We love mixing.

We love mixing. Oh, my god.

Oh, my god. It feels amazing on...

It feels amazing on... My skin.

My skin. (laughing)

it feels so (bleep) good. (line ringing)

(line ringing) >> kylie: Oh, my god!

>> kylie: Oh, my god! >> kendall: I'm kylie.

>> kendall: I'm kylie. >> kylie: Um, you look cute as

>> kylie: Um, you look cute as kylie.

Kylie. It looks amazing.

It looks amazing. >> kendall: Thank you.

>> kendall: Thank you. >> mason: You know you're

>> mason: You know you're talking to yourself, right?

Talking to yourself, right? >> kylie: I know. It's the

>> kylie: I know. It's the weirdest thing ever, mason.

Weirdest thing ever, mason. >> kendall: This is one wish.

>> kendall: This is one wish. This is what it looks like.

This is what it looks like. >> kris: Why is kourtney so

>> kris: Why is kourtney so late?

Late? >> khloe: She's just my kid that

>> khloe: She's just my kid that just can't get it together.

Just can't get it together. She's my one kid...

She's my one kid... >> kourtney: Yeah, she acts like

>> kourtney: Yeah, she acts like she has so much to do.

She has so much to do. >> khloe: She acts like she's

>> khloe: She acts like she's god.

God. >> kris: I know. Those

>> kris: I know. Those boundaries are wild.

Boundaries are wild. >> kim: Oh, hi.

>> kim: Oh, hi. >> kris: Hi, gorg!

>> kris: Hi, gorg! >> khloe: Kourtney, uh...

>> khloe: Kourtney, uh... >> kris: Oh, she's exciting.

>> kris: Oh, she's exciting. >> kim: Yeah...

>> kim: Yeah... Well...

Well... (kris chuckling)

(kris chuckling) yeah...

Yeah... I'm late to dinner, because I am

I'm late to dinner, because I am a mom and I can be late doing

a mom and I can be late doing mom things.

Mom things. Nobody understands.

Nobody understands. Khloe used to be my favorite,

khloe used to be my favorite, but she's so far up kim's ass

but she's so far up kim's ass that I'm just, like...

That I'm just, like... (chuckles)

(chuckles) I'm just, like, pooshing my way

I'm just, like, pooshing my way through life by...

Through life by... (laughs): Myself.

>> penelope: Kourtney, your son just pulled my hair.

Just pulled my hair. >> kim: Don't worry. You won't

>> kim: Don't worry. You won't get in trouble.

Get in trouble. >> khloe: There's no

>> khloe: There's no consequences.

Consequences. >> mason: Yay!

>> mason: Yay! >> kim: No consequences.

>> kim: No consequences. >> penelope: I can buy you,

>> penelope: I can buy you, kourtney, because I got that

kourtney, because I got that much money.

Much money. (kris laughs)

(kris laughs) >> kim: Well, I don't care about

>> kim: Well, I don't care about money...

Money... >> khloe: You're doing amazing,

>> khloe: You're doing amazing, sweetie.

Sweetie. Amazing.

Amazing. >> kourtney: Kourtney, you never

>> kourtney: Kourtney, you never show up to work, so it's just

show up to work, so it's just me.

Me. >> kris: Yeah, kourtney, you and

>> kris: Yeah, kourtney, you and your (bleep) boundaries.

Your (bleep) boundaries. >> kourtney: I'm just doing

>> kourtney: I'm just doing everything.

Everything. >> kim: I'm-- what's work?

>> kim: I'm-- what's work? >> kourtney: I'm doing

>> kourtney: I'm doing everything.

Everything. >> kris: Exactly.

>> kris: Exactly. >> khloe: Okay, kids, no

>> khloe: Okay, kids, no fighting.

Fighting. I have no favorites.

I have no favorites. (whispers): Kylie, you're my

(whispers): Kylie, you're my favorite.

Favorite. I have no favorites, but

I have no favorites, but everybody get along.

Everybody get along. Why do you think I'm drunk all

why do you think I'm drunk all the time?

The time? And my girls always bicker.

And my girls always bicker. And so I need something to take

and so I need something to take the edge off.

The edge off. Cheers.

Cheers. >> kim: It's like I only work

>> kim: It's like I only work from 2:00 p.M. To, like...

From 2:00 p.M. To, like... >> khloe: 3:00 p.M.

>> khloe: 3:00 p.M. >> kim: ...6:00 p.M.

>> kim: ...6:00 p.M. (corey laughing)

(corey laughing) yeah, so I'm going to pretend

yeah, so I'm going to pretend like I'm being a mom, and I'm

like I'm being a mom, and I'm just gonna sit on my phone.

Just gonna sit on my phone. And, like, (bleep) everybody.

And, like, (bleep) everybody. >> kourtney: Oh, thank god

>> kourtney: Oh, thank god kourtney left the table.

Kourtney left the table. I can't stand her energy.

I can't stand her energy. >> kim: I'm just here on my

>> kim: I'm just here on my phone, using the mom card every

phone, using the mom card every second.

Second. >> kendall: I'm kylie, and I can

>> kendall: I'm kylie, and I can leave whenever I want.

Leave whenever I want. I can do whatever I want.

I can do whatever I want. And no one can tell me what to

and no one can tell me what to do.

Do. (kris laughs)

(kris laughs) >> kris: Dinner is actually

>> kris: Dinner is actually fabulous.

Fabulous. >> khloe: You want me to take

>> khloe: You want me to take you shopping down rodeo?

You shopping down rodeo? Do you want me to buy you a

do you want me to buy you a ferrari?

Ferrari? Just say "I love you, lovey."

just say "I love you, lovey." >> mason: Love you, lovey.

>> mason: Love you, lovey. >> khloe: Say it louder.

>> khloe: Say it louder. >> mason: I love you, lovey!

>> mason: I love you, lovey! >> khloe: Okay. I'll buy you a

>> khloe: Okay. I'll buy you a ferrari in four days.

Ferrari in four days. >> kris: I really have such

>> kris: I really have such appreciation for all of my

appreciation for all of my girls.

Girls. And, you know, I think the thing

and, you know, I think the thing I love the most is their sense

I love the most is their sense of humor.

Of humor. The fact that we were all able

the fact that we were all able to come together and make fun of

to come together and make fun of each other in the most

each other in the most delightful way.

Delightful way. And I'm grateful for this time

and I'm grateful for this time with my girls, and we had such a

with my girls, and we had such a good time.

Good time. So I'd call it a great success.

So I'd call it a great success. I'm really optimistic for the

I'm really optimistic for the future.

Future. And what I pray for is that the

and what I pray for is that the girls respect each other, learn

girls respect each other, learn to work together again and just

to work together again and just genuinely enjoy being together,

genuinely enjoy being together, because that's what it's all

because that's what it's all about.

About. >> kourtney: I really admire

>> kourtney: I really admire kim's ability to push those

kim's ability to push those around her to really be the best

around her to really be the best version of themselves that she

version of themselves that she sees.

Sees. (laughter)

(laughter) when she has a vision, she

when she has a vision, she really knows how to make

really knows how to make everything that she dreams of

everything that she dreams of happen.

Happen. (true babbling)

(true babbling) >> khloe: One, two, three.

>> khloe: One, two, three. >> kris: I've told khloe

>> kris: I've told khloe before-- it's not hard to try

before-- it's not hard to try and imagine being embodied with

and imagine being embodied with her spirit.

Her spirit. I wish I had the strength to be

I wish I had the strength to be more like her.

More like her. I am fabulous.

I am fabulous. Oh, you're so cute.

Oh, you're so cute. >> khloe: Mom is, to me, so

>> khloe: Mom is, to me, so perfect, and she lives life to

perfect, and she lives life to the fullest.

The fullest. >> kris: To lunch. To us.

>> kris: To lunch. To us. >> khloe: Even if she's

>> khloe: Even if she's over-the-top, I think that's so

over-the-top, I think that's so kris jenner.

Kris jenner. >> kris: I love you.

>> kris: I love you. >> mason: Love you.

>> mason: Love you. >> khloe: And you're doing

>> khloe: And you're doing amazing, sweetie.

Amazing, sweetie. (kourtney yelping)

(kourtney yelping) >> kim: I love kourtney.

>> kim: I love kourtney. I think that she has such an

I think that she has such an amazing life and such an amazing

amazing life and such an amazing family, and she definitely knows

family, and she definitely knows what she wants and knows the

what she wants and knows the life that she wants to live.

Life that she wants to live. And I respect her for that.

And I respect her for that. >> kendall: I love that we have

>> kendall: I love that we have the platform that is the show.

The platform that is the show. I think that that's really

I think that that's really important, and that's really a

important, and that's really a blessing.

Blessing. And the fact that we all get to

and the fact that we all get to experience this together is

experience this together is really cool.

Really cool. >> khloe: Kendall and kylie are

>> khloe: Kendall and kylie are continuing to grow and turn into

continuing to grow and turn into incredible young women, and I am

incredible young women, and I am excited to see what's in store

excited to see what's in store next for them.

Next for them. >> kourtney: Oh, my gosh.

>> kourtney: Oh, my gosh. (kendall laughs)

(kendall laughs) >> scott: This year has

>> scott: This year has definitely been unbelievable,

definitely been unbelievable, and I can't believe I have three

and I can't believe I have three amazing kids that are healthy

amazing kids that are healthy and love me and are kind to

and love me and are kind to others.

Others. And that's what kind of gets me

and that's what kind of gets me through my days.

Through my days. >> khloe: It's okay.

>> khloe: It's okay. I'm not gonna get emotional.

I'm not gonna get emotional. I know I cry all the time.

I know I cry all the time. I just love my family.

I just love my family. ♪ ♪

captioning sponsored by bunim-murray productions

Can't find what you're looking for?
Get subtitles in any language from opensubtitles.com, and translate them here.