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Would you like to inspect the original subtitles? These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated: 1 00:02:59,430 --> 00:03:00,890 POSTMAN: Good morning, Quark. 2 00:03:03,517 --> 00:03:05,519 AMY: Couldn't believe it. Lisa told Janet 3 00:03:05,644 --> 00:03:08,314 that Paul asked Barbara to ask me if I had a date to the dance. 4 00:03:09,231 --> 00:03:11,859 No. They broke up for religious differences. 5 00:03:11,942 --> 00:03:14,069 She thought she was God and he disagreed. 6 00:03:14,486 --> 00:03:16,030 (RADIO PLAYING) 7 00:03:16,405 --> 00:03:18,449 AMY: Yeah, this afternoon around five. 8 00:03:19,158 --> 00:03:20,910 - (QUARK BARKS) - AMY: I'm meeting him at the mall. 9 00:03:20,993 --> 00:03:23,621 I don't know. Maybe. Yeah. 10 00:03:23,704 --> 00:03:25,414 (MACHINE WHIRRS) 11 00:03:25,664 --> 00:03:26,624 AMY: Oh, I can't. 12 00:03:26,707 --> 00:03:29,001 I've got to hang around awhile and keep an eye on Nick. 13 00:03:29,543 --> 00:03:31,128 He likes to take things apart. 14 00:03:32,630 --> 00:03:34,965 Well, that's why I watch it at your house. 15 00:03:35,674 --> 00:03:37,593 Things will cool off after today. 16 00:03:37,968 --> 00:03:39,887 Dad has his big "show and tell" at the lab. 17 00:03:39,970 --> 00:03:41,222 (NICK GROWLS) 18 00:03:41,388 --> 00:03:42,389 Zap! 19 00:03:42,473 --> 00:03:43,807 (QUARK BARKS) 20 00:03:43,891 --> 00:03:47,561 - NICK: It works! It really works! - Nick, get real. 21 00:03:48,854 --> 00:03:50,940 The subject... has disappeared. 22 00:03:51,065 --> 00:03:52,733 No, no, it's not that. 23 00:03:53,525 --> 00:03:54,777 No. 24 00:03:55,527 --> 00:03:57,571 Mom and Dad had an argument last night, 25 00:03:57,655 --> 00:03:59,281 and Mom spent the night at Grandma's. 26 00:03:59,698 --> 00:04:01,325 I think she needed a rest. 27 00:04:01,659 --> 00:04:03,369 Right. (LAUGHS) Her and me both. 28 00:04:03,786 --> 00:04:04,954 Yeah, okay. 29 00:04:05,663 --> 00:04:07,248 Okay. Bye. 30 00:04:12,670 --> 00:04:15,756 Amy... when's Mom coming home? 31 00:04:16,298 --> 00:04:19,301 She's working, Nick. She'll be home this afternoon. 32 00:04:19,802 --> 00:04:21,720 (ZAPPING SOUND) 33 00:04:22,638 --> 00:04:24,223 If only Dad could get that machine to work. 34 00:04:27,476 --> 00:04:29,979 (BELL RINGS) 35 00:04:30,145 --> 00:04:32,147 (MACHINE WHIRRS) 36 00:04:44,368 --> 00:04:46,287 (BELL RINGS) 37 00:04:47,621 --> 00:04:48,789 Breakfast. 38 00:04:51,000 --> 00:04:52,668 I need a couple of minutes here. 39 00:04:56,922 --> 00:05:00,301 AMY: "I'll be down in five minutes." 40 00:05:01,927 --> 00:05:03,804 Typing with his gloves on again. 41 00:05:04,430 --> 00:05:05,764 (WHIMPERS) 42 00:05:10,644 --> 00:05:12,855 (ZAPPING AND CRASHING) 43 00:05:14,106 --> 00:05:15,774 (ZAPPING) 44 00:05:25,576 --> 00:05:27,077 (SNORING) 45 00:05:27,619 --> 00:05:28,996 (CRASH) 46 00:05:32,624 --> 00:05:35,085 Oh, no, not again! 47 00:05:35,544 --> 00:05:37,838 Who does he think he is, Mister Wizard? 48 00:05:40,799 --> 00:05:43,886 (SHOUTS) Szalinski, give it a rest! It's Saturday! 49 00:05:45,679 --> 00:05:47,306 MAE: It's construction, honey. 50 00:05:47,389 --> 00:05:49,475 You of all people should understand that. 51 00:05:49,975 --> 00:05:51,560 BIG RUSS: Yeah, but I want some sleep. 52 00:05:51,643 --> 00:05:53,604 We got a four-hour drive ahead of us. 53 00:05:55,147 --> 00:05:57,900 And I think he should have some consideration for other people. 54 00:05:57,983 --> 00:06:00,569 - (GROANS) Give the guy a break. - (CRASH) 55 00:06:00,694 --> 00:06:02,154 I'll give him a break. 56 00:06:03,030 --> 00:06:04,406 I'll break his arm! 57 00:06:05,074 --> 00:06:06,200 Honey! 58 00:06:08,243 --> 00:06:09,703 BIG RUSS: (SHOUTS) Szalinski! 59 00:06:10,579 --> 00:06:13,707 - You're much bigger than he is. - Szalinski! 60 00:06:15,626 --> 00:06:17,211 - Honey, can't we-- - RON: Hold it, Dad. 61 00:06:18,295 --> 00:06:19,088 Don't move. 62 00:06:19,171 --> 00:06:21,590 - Ron, what are you doing? - Defending the backyard, Dad. 63 00:06:21,715 --> 00:06:22,925 That's my fishing rod! 64 00:06:23,008 --> 00:06:23,884 - RON: Dad, no! - (THUD) 65 00:06:23,967 --> 00:06:26,220 - (RUSS GROANS) - Dad! 66 00:06:28,972 --> 00:06:29,932 Am I bleeding? 67 00:06:30,057 --> 00:06:31,850 Honey, it's rubber. 68 00:06:31,934 --> 00:06:34,686 - Dad, I told you not to move. - What's on this thing? 69 00:06:35,312 --> 00:06:37,689 - Super Glue. - Super Glue? 70 00:06:37,940 --> 00:06:39,608 Gotta mark those trespassers, Dad. 71 00:06:39,733 --> 00:06:41,235 BIG RUSS: I'm not a trespasser. I'm your father! 72 00:06:41,318 --> 00:06:42,778 MAE: Better wash it off quick, hon. 73 00:06:43,028 --> 00:06:45,197 - BIG RUSS: It's taking the skin off. - MAE: I'll talk to you later. 74 00:06:45,364 --> 00:06:47,783 - What's with this kid? - He's 12. 75 00:06:47,950 --> 00:06:49,618 Attila the Hun was 12 once, too, you know. 76 00:06:49,701 --> 00:06:50,911 MAE: Oh, come on! 77 00:06:52,746 --> 00:06:53,956 He's sounding. 78 00:06:54,039 --> 00:06:55,833 - (SCREAM) - (GLASS SHATTERS) 79 00:06:55,958 --> 00:06:56,959 (CAT SCREECHES) 80 00:06:57,418 --> 00:06:58,669 Weird family. 81 00:07:13,725 --> 00:07:14,810 NICK: Dad? 82 00:07:15,602 --> 00:07:17,312 Look, I finished mine. 83 00:07:17,646 --> 00:07:19,982 - Looks just like yours, huh? - That's great, Nick. 84 00:07:21,108 --> 00:07:22,985 You know, Dad, I was calculating. 85 00:07:23,235 --> 00:07:24,361 If you took all the molecules in this house-- 86 00:07:24,445 --> 00:07:26,738 Listen, Nick, I gotta get this thing working before I leave. 87 00:07:26,822 --> 00:07:28,157 Why don't you help your sister? 88 00:07:49,428 --> 00:07:51,722 - (ZAPPING) - (HISSING) 89 00:07:53,140 --> 00:07:54,349 (BEEPING) 90 00:08:03,358 --> 00:08:05,444 (BEEPING) 91 00:08:09,281 --> 00:08:10,491 (WHIMPERS) 92 00:08:11,825 --> 00:08:12,951 Stay back, boy. 93 00:08:13,410 --> 00:08:14,411 If this thing works, 94 00:08:14,495 --> 00:08:17,080 this'll put us right up there with the invention of electricity, 95 00:08:17,289 --> 00:08:19,958 - the first man in space. - (BARKING) 96 00:08:20,042 --> 00:08:21,293 First dog in space. 97 00:08:23,003 --> 00:08:25,464 (WHIRRING) 98 00:08:29,301 --> 00:08:31,803 Come on! Shrink! 99 00:08:32,554 --> 00:08:33,555 Shrink! 100 00:08:33,805 --> 00:08:35,265 (WHIRRING AND BEEPING) 101 00:08:41,939 --> 00:08:43,941 WAYNE: Please, please, shrink. 102 00:08:44,441 --> 00:08:45,484 Shrink! 103 00:08:47,528 --> 00:08:48,695 (WHIMPERS) 104 00:09:00,290 --> 00:09:01,083 On the other hand, 105 00:09:01,166 --> 00:09:03,794 we've come up with an interesting way of making applesauce. 106 00:09:09,132 --> 00:09:10,259 You got it, honey. 107 00:09:10,342 --> 00:09:11,885 - Sure? - Positive. 108 00:09:12,010 --> 00:09:15,055 You're wiping away brain cells, and there aren't many to spare. 109 00:09:16,181 --> 00:09:18,141 Everybody in my family's a comedian. 110 00:09:18,267 --> 00:09:19,977 Everybody except you, hon. 111 00:09:21,270 --> 00:09:22,604 Darn right. 112 00:09:25,148 --> 00:09:27,609 Well, look who's decided to join the land of the living. 113 00:09:28,402 --> 00:09:30,362 And is Russell ready for his big fishing trip? 114 00:09:31,196 --> 00:09:32,364 Not really, Dad. 115 00:09:33,031 --> 00:09:34,116 Not really? 116 00:09:34,199 --> 00:09:36,159 There's a big fish out there with your name on it. 117 00:09:36,285 --> 00:09:37,286 (DOOR BANGS) 118 00:09:37,411 --> 00:09:39,580 LITTLE RUSS: Fishing's your thing, Dad, not mine. 119 00:09:42,541 --> 00:09:44,501 - What's the matter with him? - Shh! 120 00:09:44,585 --> 00:09:45,752 What do you mean "shush"? 121 00:09:45,877 --> 00:09:48,589 I see nothing wrong with wanting to take my son fishing. 122 00:09:49,506 --> 00:09:51,174 Russel, I shouldn't be telling you this, 123 00:09:51,258 --> 00:09:53,135 but he was cut from the football team yesterday. 124 00:09:53,218 --> 00:09:54,636 - What? - Honey, please! 125 00:09:54,720 --> 00:09:56,513 What he doesn't need right now is to hear from you. 126 00:09:56,597 --> 00:09:57,514 He needs something. 127 00:09:57,598 --> 00:09:59,433 - When I was his age, I was cap-- - Captain of the team. 128 00:09:59,516 --> 00:10:01,310 And if my father wanted me to go on a fishing trip, 129 00:10:01,393 --> 00:10:02,519 - I would've been-- - Been grateful. 130 00:10:02,603 --> 00:10:04,605 Russ, he is too small for football. 131 00:10:04,688 --> 00:10:07,065 - He is not too small for football! - Too small! 132 00:10:07,149 --> 00:10:09,359 Shh! Honey, when you say things like that, 133 00:10:09,443 --> 00:10:10,694 you make him feel about this big. 134 00:10:10,777 --> 00:10:13,697 If he wants to feel big, he should act big. 135 00:10:18,952 --> 00:10:20,245 AMY: Elbows up. 136 00:10:24,207 --> 00:10:25,417 What's the matter with you? 137 00:10:25,500 --> 00:10:26,710 I am on a special diet. 138 00:10:27,169 --> 00:10:28,962 - No toxic waste. - Fine. 139 00:10:31,590 --> 00:10:32,924 Here, Quark. 140 00:10:33,717 --> 00:10:34,968 (WHIMPERS) 141 00:10:37,220 --> 00:10:39,139 Eat it, Dad, before it gets cold. 142 00:10:45,145 --> 00:10:46,813 Mmm, did you get the machine to work? 143 00:10:47,981 --> 00:10:49,024 Yeah. 144 00:10:49,232 --> 00:10:50,817 A few more bugs to get out, but... 145 00:10:51,610 --> 00:10:52,778 What about the conference? 146 00:10:53,153 --> 00:10:55,280 - (CLOCK MEOWS) - (QUARK BARKS) 147 00:10:55,572 --> 00:10:57,157 Jeez, the conference. I gotta get going. 148 00:10:57,741 --> 00:10:58,784 (QUARK BARKS) 149 00:10:58,867 --> 00:11:01,203 Dad! Dad, wait. 150 00:11:01,536 --> 00:11:02,621 Dad! 151 00:11:02,704 --> 00:11:04,998 If Mom calls, tell her I'll be home by lunchtime. 152 00:11:05,082 --> 00:11:06,917 Dad, don't forget my dress from the cleaners, 153 00:11:07,000 --> 00:11:09,336 - Nick's allergy pills-- - It's all in my head. Don't worry. 154 00:11:09,795 --> 00:11:10,879 Wish me luck! 155 00:11:11,421 --> 00:11:13,006 I need luck getting out of this door. 156 00:11:17,135 --> 00:11:19,137 (TELEPHONE RINGS) 157 00:11:19,721 --> 00:11:21,014 House of Insanity. 158 00:11:21,807 --> 00:11:23,558 - Hi, honey. - Hi, Mom. 159 00:11:23,809 --> 00:11:24,893 Nick, go get Dad. 160 00:11:24,976 --> 00:11:26,895 He's just leaving for the conference. 161 00:11:26,978 --> 00:11:29,272 Dad, it's Mom. 162 00:11:30,190 --> 00:11:31,525 - Where? - On the phone! 163 00:11:32,150 --> 00:11:32,901 Oh. 164 00:11:32,984 --> 00:11:34,403 How did everything go this morning? 165 00:11:34,528 --> 00:11:36,405 Boy, did we miss you. 166 00:11:36,655 --> 00:11:37,989 I missed you too, honey. 167 00:11:38,448 --> 00:11:39,950 Did Paul Tate ask you to the dance? 168 00:11:40,033 --> 00:11:41,576 I think he's going to. 169 00:11:41,660 --> 00:11:43,370 I'm gonna meet him at the mall later today. 170 00:11:43,745 --> 00:11:45,163 - Here's Dad. - Thanks. 171 00:11:45,872 --> 00:11:47,082 - Hiya. - Hi. 172 00:11:47,165 --> 00:11:47,958 Nick! 173 00:11:48,083 --> 00:11:49,668 I called to wish you the luck at the conference. 174 00:11:49,918 --> 00:11:50,961 Look, Diane, 175 00:11:51,420 --> 00:11:52,546 if things go well this morning, 176 00:11:52,629 --> 00:11:54,548 everything will change around here, I promise you. 177 00:11:54,798 --> 00:11:57,050 DIANE: Okay. I have a house to show, 178 00:11:57,759 --> 00:11:59,845 and then I'll be home this afternoon and we'll talk. 179 00:11:59,928 --> 00:12:00,929 Good luck today. 180 00:12:01,054 --> 00:12:03,014 Thanks. Bye, honey. 181 00:12:04,141 --> 00:12:06,184 - What time is Mom coming home? - Later. 182 00:12:06,435 --> 00:12:08,270 Listen, we got to make this place spick and span. Okay? 183 00:12:08,353 --> 00:12:10,731 Nick, I want you to mow the lawn. Amy... 184 00:12:14,401 --> 00:12:15,444 Good luck. 185 00:12:17,362 --> 00:12:18,405 (DOOR BANGS) 186 00:12:19,990 --> 00:12:21,074 (MACHINE BEEPS) 187 00:12:26,747 --> 00:12:30,000 I'm helping my dad with this real important new invention. 188 00:12:30,333 --> 00:12:32,127 So, um... 189 00:12:33,211 --> 00:12:35,255 I... I'll let you mow half my yard. 190 00:12:36,173 --> 00:12:37,549 No, thanks. 191 00:12:39,885 --> 00:12:41,678 Wow! With that? 192 00:12:42,012 --> 00:12:43,013 NICK: Yeah! 193 00:12:43,847 --> 00:12:46,266 And... this. 194 00:12:48,351 --> 00:12:49,478 (BEEPING) 195 00:12:49,561 --> 00:12:51,605 Oh, it's a remote control! 196 00:12:52,314 --> 00:12:54,983 - (MOTOR WHIRRING) - Tell you what. 197 00:12:55,233 --> 00:12:59,029 You throw in... a box of cookies, I'll let you cut the whole thing. 198 00:13:00,238 --> 00:13:03,074 Oh, but I have to go and meet Newt right now. 199 00:13:05,285 --> 00:13:06,661 Uh, could I do it later? 200 00:13:07,704 --> 00:13:08,955 I don't think so, because, you know, 201 00:13:09,039 --> 00:13:10,832 - my dad's gonna come home and... - Aw, come on! 202 00:13:12,459 --> 00:13:14,002 Okay. Don't be too late. 203 00:13:14,336 --> 00:13:15,545 Okay, thanks. 204 00:13:15,921 --> 00:13:17,214 No problem. 205 00:13:17,506 --> 00:13:18,757 See you later! 206 00:13:20,634 --> 00:13:21,802 (SIGHS) 207 00:13:24,763 --> 00:13:27,641 Nothing like a hard day's work. 208 00:13:31,812 --> 00:13:33,230 BIG RUSS: French fries, 209 00:13:35,273 --> 00:13:36,566 Tater sticks, 210 00:13:38,276 --> 00:13:39,444 meat loaf, 211 00:13:40,654 --> 00:13:42,531 veal "parmedjian." 212 00:13:42,864 --> 00:13:44,533 Hey, Dad. Wanna go play some baseball? 213 00:13:45,075 --> 00:13:46,785 Hmm, baseball... 214 00:13:48,203 --> 00:13:49,246 No. 215 00:13:49,621 --> 00:13:51,373 I gotta load the camper, Ron. I'm busy. 216 00:13:52,499 --> 00:13:53,834 Hey, Russ, pitch for me. 217 00:14:01,466 --> 00:14:04,386 (ENGINE WHIRRING) 218 00:14:12,060 --> 00:14:13,436 Hey, Szalinski, 219 00:14:14,020 --> 00:14:15,897 ever do anything normal, like play baseball? 220 00:14:16,106 --> 00:14:17,190 Nope. 221 00:14:18,441 --> 00:14:20,068 Baseball's for mortals. 222 00:14:20,277 --> 00:14:21,653 Maybe you could be the base. 223 00:14:23,029 --> 00:14:24,573 Maybe you could be the mound. 224 00:14:24,948 --> 00:14:26,032 Ronald! 225 00:14:26,533 --> 00:14:27,659 Lug your stuff. 226 00:14:28,493 --> 00:14:29,828 Later, worm. 227 00:14:37,168 --> 00:14:38,753 Russell, give me a hand here. 228 00:14:42,340 --> 00:14:44,926 Russell! Give me a hand here. 229 00:14:46,761 --> 00:14:48,847 Dad, it's early. 230 00:14:49,848 --> 00:14:52,517 The early worm catches the fish, Russell. 231 00:14:54,102 --> 00:14:55,145 Remember that. 232 00:14:56,938 --> 00:14:59,566 The Forresters are coming by after lunch, so come on! Quick march! 233 00:15:00,859 --> 00:15:03,361 (MUSIC PLAYING) 234 00:15:11,786 --> 00:15:14,539 (MUSIC BLARING) 235 00:15:33,600 --> 00:15:34,976 Weird family. 236 00:15:56,206 --> 00:15:57,290 Russell... 237 00:15:59,501 --> 00:16:02,879 I know it seems strange when you look at me today, but, 238 00:16:03,296 --> 00:16:04,506 when I was your age, 239 00:16:04,798 --> 00:16:06,716 I was not much bigger than you. 240 00:16:07,509 --> 00:16:09,469 I know, Dad. You've told me about a million times. 241 00:16:09,552 --> 00:16:11,096 All right, just hear me out. 242 00:16:11,304 --> 00:16:14,140 The point is, coach put me on these babies. 243 00:16:14,641 --> 00:16:15,767 Know what happened? 244 00:16:16,434 --> 00:16:19,187 I put on 20 pounds of pure, unadulterated, 245 00:16:19,270 --> 00:16:21,523 blitz-the-quarterback and rip-his-head-off muscle, Russell. 246 00:16:22,482 --> 00:16:24,401 Now, I'll make you a little bet. 247 00:16:24,901 --> 00:16:27,737 If you work out for... three months, 248 00:16:28,029 --> 00:16:31,241 you will be throwing farther, you will be running faster, 249 00:16:31,408 --> 00:16:34,369 and you will be hitting harder than anybody else on that team. 250 00:16:38,748 --> 00:16:39,791 (RUSSELL EXHALES QUICKLY) 251 00:16:40,458 --> 00:16:41,543 (GROANS) 252 00:16:47,173 --> 00:16:48,508 (GROANS) 253 00:16:50,343 --> 00:16:51,678 (THUD, CLATTERING) 254 00:16:52,429 --> 00:16:54,014 (RUSS EXHALES LOUDLY) 255 00:16:56,975 --> 00:16:58,268 (PANTING) 256 00:16:59,144 --> 00:17:00,353 Go ahead, go ahead. 257 00:17:02,480 --> 00:17:05,984 Um, Dad, you know the weights aren't my thing. 258 00:17:07,736 --> 00:17:09,279 Fishing isn't your thing. 259 00:17:09,863 --> 00:17:13,241 Weights aren't your thing. Just what is your thing? 260 00:17:15,827 --> 00:17:17,078 I don't know, 261 00:17:17,454 --> 00:17:19,164 but I'll keep you posted, okay? 262 00:17:19,789 --> 00:17:22,917 Fine, until you do, you're trying these, 263 00:17:23,585 --> 00:17:26,254 and you're coming fishing with the family. Is that clear? 264 00:17:27,505 --> 00:17:29,549 I can't hear you! 265 00:17:30,425 --> 00:17:31,676 Yes, sir. 266 00:17:32,886 --> 00:17:34,095 Better. 267 00:17:35,346 --> 00:17:36,556 Uh... 268 00:17:37,182 --> 00:17:39,142 lift with your legs, not with your back. 269 00:17:53,698 --> 00:17:55,533 What am I doing wrong, Spike? 270 00:18:04,084 --> 00:18:06,461 Russell, you're not smoking a cigarette, are you? 271 00:18:06,544 --> 00:18:08,630 No, dear. You know I've given that up. 272 00:18:22,811 --> 00:18:24,896 - Your stuff all loaded? - Ready to fire. 273 00:18:25,313 --> 00:18:27,148 We've got the best spot on the lake. You looking forward to it? 274 00:18:27,232 --> 00:18:28,274 Tubular! 275 00:18:30,068 --> 00:18:32,612 He's only 12 and he's already thinking about construction. 276 00:18:33,947 --> 00:18:35,657 Why can't Russell be more like that? 277 00:18:35,740 --> 00:18:37,742 Oh, honey, just give him a chance. 278 00:18:41,579 --> 00:18:43,373 (RUSSELL HUMS) 279 00:18:45,834 --> 00:18:47,252 Ron Thompson at the plate. 280 00:18:47,335 --> 00:18:49,379 Bottom of the 9th. Clutch situation. 281 00:18:49,671 --> 00:18:51,005 Here comes the pitch! 282 00:18:51,548 --> 00:18:54,592 Oh, he's swinging like a rusty gate! 283 00:18:55,135 --> 00:18:57,262 He pumps once, pumps twice. Oh! 284 00:18:57,679 --> 00:19:00,140 He's never been good on the high outside pitch. 285 00:19:00,431 --> 00:19:02,934 Here it comes. The fastball is bread and butter. 286 00:19:03,560 --> 00:19:04,561 Grand... 287 00:19:07,647 --> 00:19:08,690 slam. 288 00:19:09,065 --> 00:19:11,317 (CRACKLING, ZAPPING) 289 00:19:13,111 --> 00:19:14,821 Hey, hey, I didn't do it. 290 00:19:15,155 --> 00:19:16,656 - Come on, dope. - Nobody has to know. 291 00:19:16,739 --> 00:19:17,907 Nobody saw it but you! 292 00:19:18,658 --> 00:19:21,786 Let's negotiate. I'm your brother, Russ. 293 00:19:21,953 --> 00:19:23,788 You're not supposed to fink on your own bother! 294 00:19:25,290 --> 00:19:28,042 Turn me in, and I'll tell all what you spend your allowance on! 295 00:19:28,126 --> 00:19:29,419 Come on, Russ. 296 00:19:31,379 --> 00:19:34,174 Look, either you tell 'em, or I tell 'em, okay? 297 00:19:35,842 --> 00:19:37,760 Okay, you tell 'em. 298 00:19:40,972 --> 00:19:42,599 (WHIRRING) 299 00:19:44,893 --> 00:19:46,227 (CRACKLING) 300 00:19:54,402 --> 00:19:55,904 Aren't you in the wrong yard? 301 00:19:56,112 --> 00:19:57,655 - RON: Listen, nerd face... - LITTLE RUSS: Tell 'em! 302 00:19:58,031 --> 00:19:59,115 What's going on? 303 00:19:59,657 --> 00:20:01,492 Hi. Um... 304 00:20:02,535 --> 00:20:04,495 I'm Russ Thompson from next door. 305 00:20:05,538 --> 00:20:06,497 Um... 306 00:20:07,207 --> 00:20:09,000 Um, my brother has something to tell you. 307 00:20:09,500 --> 00:20:10,668 Or else I can tell her. 308 00:20:10,835 --> 00:20:11,920 Okay. 309 00:20:12,378 --> 00:20:14,005 See, I was playing with my ball, right? 310 00:20:14,130 --> 00:20:17,133 Well, actually, it's not my ball exactly. It's Charlie Sudzen's... 311 00:20:17,217 --> 00:20:18,218 Just tell her what you did. 312 00:20:18,426 --> 00:20:20,887 It never would have happened if their house wasn't so close. 313 00:20:21,763 --> 00:20:23,431 He hit a baseball through your attic window. 314 00:20:23,556 --> 00:20:24,474 He what? 315 00:20:24,557 --> 00:20:27,560 It shouldn't have been closed in the first place. It's a nice day! 316 00:20:27,644 --> 00:20:29,687 We'll get it fixed, okay? We'll take it out of his allowance, all right? 317 00:20:29,771 --> 00:20:31,397 My allowance? Dream on. 318 00:20:31,481 --> 00:20:33,358 Okay. We'll just have Dad pay for it, huh? 319 00:20:34,150 --> 00:20:36,402 We'll take it out of my allowance. Give me my ball back. 320 00:20:36,486 --> 00:20:39,280 Until you pay, no man shall pass. 321 00:20:39,364 --> 00:20:41,324 You've got nothing to say about it, space boy. 322 00:20:41,407 --> 00:20:42,533 Cool it! 323 00:20:43,785 --> 00:20:46,079 Nick, take him upstairs and get him his ball. 324 00:20:46,162 --> 00:20:47,622 - And clean up the mess. - What? 325 00:20:47,705 --> 00:20:50,041 Do it, Nick. I don't have time to mess around. 326 00:20:52,252 --> 00:20:53,086 Come on. 327 00:20:53,211 --> 00:20:56,047 This is what's wrong with the American system of justice. 328 00:20:57,590 --> 00:20:58,633 So... 329 00:21:00,218 --> 00:21:01,594 You like to dance, huh? 330 00:21:02,929 --> 00:21:04,138 How do you know? 331 00:21:05,932 --> 00:21:06,683 Well... 332 00:21:06,766 --> 00:21:08,476 - You could see me? - No! 333 00:21:08,559 --> 00:21:10,270 No... Yeah, I could... 334 00:21:11,271 --> 00:21:12,689 but I wasn't watching you, I... 335 00:21:12,855 --> 00:21:14,524 (WHIRRING, CRACKLING) 336 00:21:16,651 --> 00:21:17,819 RON: Awesome. 337 00:21:18,403 --> 00:21:20,905 So your dad's still in contact with his home planet. 338 00:21:22,156 --> 00:21:23,616 (BOYS SCREAM) 339 00:21:32,750 --> 00:21:35,545 And given that my machine can substantially reduce the size 340 00:21:35,628 --> 00:21:37,630 of bulky payloads... 341 00:21:39,007 --> 00:21:40,508 and fuel supplies, 342 00:21:40,800 --> 00:21:43,261 the savings to the space program would be staggering. 343 00:21:43,553 --> 00:21:44,804 PROFESSOR FREDERICKSON: Mr. Szalinski, 344 00:21:45,054 --> 00:21:48,016 are you trying to tell me that suddenly size is no longer relative? 345 00:21:48,308 --> 00:21:50,059 WAYNE: Well, that's right, Professor Fredrickson, 346 00:21:50,143 --> 00:21:53,021 that all matter is made up of not only density, but of empty space. 347 00:21:53,104 --> 00:21:54,731 And if we can proportionately reduce 348 00:21:54,814 --> 00:21:56,524 the amount of empty space in any given object, 349 00:21:56,607 --> 00:21:58,484 we can thereby... shrink the object. 350 00:21:58,568 --> 00:22:00,153 Uh-huh. Where's your proof? 351 00:22:01,529 --> 00:22:03,656 When Einstein came up with the atomic bomb, 352 00:22:03,781 --> 00:22:05,325 did they ask him to prove that it worked? 353 00:22:05,825 --> 00:22:08,536 You, Mr. Szalinski, are hardly Einstein. 354 00:22:08,745 --> 00:22:10,079 (LAUGHTER) 355 00:22:10,872 --> 00:22:11,998 I picked a name. 356 00:22:12,123 --> 00:22:14,292 You have, however, managed to shrink one thing. 357 00:22:14,625 --> 00:22:16,336 The size of this audience. 358 00:22:16,627 --> 00:22:18,671 Gentlemen, ladies, I don't know about you, 359 00:22:18,755 --> 00:22:20,214 but I'm going to lunch. 360 00:22:28,139 --> 00:22:29,974 Wayne? Wayne! 361 00:22:30,933 --> 00:22:34,020 - Oh, hi, Dr. Brainard. - Don't take it too hard, Wayne. 362 00:22:34,312 --> 00:22:36,981 It will take time to convince people without proof. 363 00:22:37,774 --> 00:22:39,650 WAYNE: I appreciate it. Thanks a lot. 364 00:22:41,444 --> 00:22:44,364 By the way, you were right about the electric flea collar. 365 00:22:44,447 --> 00:22:46,282 The extension cord was a bad idea. 366 00:22:47,241 --> 00:22:48,910 What could be taking them so long? 367 00:22:50,536 --> 00:22:52,497 I am not missing the mall today. 368 00:22:53,664 --> 00:22:54,832 Nick! 369 00:22:58,211 --> 00:22:59,462 - Nick. - Ron? 370 00:22:59,545 --> 00:23:01,714 If you guys are hiding up here, it's not funny. 371 00:23:02,799 --> 00:23:04,467 Nick, you know what Dad said. 372 00:23:04,926 --> 00:23:06,844 You're not supposed to be playing up here. 373 00:23:08,721 --> 00:23:10,264 (WHIRRING, ZAPPING) 374 00:23:22,443 --> 00:23:23,694 Where are we? 375 00:23:36,666 --> 00:23:37,875 Oh, my God. What happened? 376 00:23:38,084 --> 00:23:39,669 - NICK: Amy! - RON: Russ! 377 00:23:40,211 --> 00:23:41,671 NICK: Amy! 378 00:23:43,297 --> 00:23:44,298 Nicky. 379 00:23:44,382 --> 00:23:45,550 Ron? 380 00:23:48,594 --> 00:23:49,971 AMY: Nick, what happened? 381 00:23:50,054 --> 00:23:51,681 RON: We're all the size of boogers! 382 00:23:52,140 --> 00:23:53,307 (BARK ECHOING) 383 00:23:53,391 --> 00:23:55,017 (GROAN) 384 00:23:55,476 --> 00:23:56,853 Be quiet, Quark! 385 00:23:57,270 --> 00:23:58,354 (BARKS) 386 00:23:59,772 --> 00:24:00,982 Nick, what did you do? 387 00:24:01,065 --> 00:24:03,609 - Me? It was his ball. - Shut up, wimp! 388 00:24:03,693 --> 00:24:06,446 We have to get Dad. He'll know what to do. 389 00:24:08,739 --> 00:24:10,199 (PHONE RINGING) 390 00:24:10,408 --> 00:24:13,286 AMY: Nick, if that's Paul Tate, I'm gonna kill you. 391 00:24:14,829 --> 00:24:17,957 (PHONE RINGING) 392 00:24:20,376 --> 00:24:23,087 - Can somebody get that? - (PHONE RINGING) 393 00:24:23,171 --> 00:24:25,298 - What's that? - It's Dad's thinking couch. 394 00:24:31,637 --> 00:24:33,473 - WAYNE: Amy? Nick? - (PHONE RINGING) 395 00:24:33,723 --> 00:24:34,932 Hello? 396 00:24:36,851 --> 00:24:38,728 (BARKS) 397 00:24:39,437 --> 00:24:40,646 It's not for you. 398 00:24:43,649 --> 00:24:45,067 - (BARKING) - What is it, Quark? 399 00:24:45,151 --> 00:24:47,028 - (BARKS) - Nick! 400 00:24:48,863 --> 00:24:50,907 - Listen. - WAYNE: (ECHOING) Are you guys home? 401 00:24:51,199 --> 00:24:53,242 Sounds like Dad. He'll fix us. 402 00:24:53,367 --> 00:24:55,912 Mr. Szalinski, up here! 403 00:24:56,162 --> 00:24:57,580 Up here, Dad! 404 00:24:57,747 --> 00:24:59,790 Quick, over there by the door, okay? Get that side! 405 00:25:00,124 --> 00:25:01,292 WAYNE: (ECHOING) Is anybody up there? 406 00:25:01,375 --> 00:25:03,461 Nick, get off and give us a hand! 407 00:25:05,421 --> 00:25:07,173 Nick? Amy? 408 00:25:07,715 --> 00:25:09,675 Hey, Amy, your date's here. 409 00:25:10,259 --> 00:25:11,552 Oh, gross. 410 00:25:11,969 --> 00:25:13,471 Watch out for the crack! 411 00:25:15,973 --> 00:25:17,517 (CRACKLING) 412 00:25:19,060 --> 00:25:20,645 AMY: Hurry up. He's coming! 413 00:25:34,867 --> 00:25:37,954 - LITTLE RUSS: Right here, Mr. Szalinski. - (ALL SCREAMING) 414 00:25:39,247 --> 00:25:40,665 - Dad! - Dad! 415 00:25:41,207 --> 00:25:42,708 (FAINT SCREAMING) 416 00:25:48,548 --> 00:25:49,715 (FAINT SCREAMING) 417 00:25:49,840 --> 00:25:52,468 ALL: Help, help! 418 00:25:54,053 --> 00:25:55,596 (LOUD BANG) 419 00:26:00,393 --> 00:26:01,686 Where's my couch? 420 00:26:07,483 --> 00:26:10,361 - What is he, deaf? - Don't you get it? 421 00:26:10,820 --> 00:26:12,905 We're too small. He can't hear us. 422 00:26:13,030 --> 00:26:15,116 (FOOTSTEPS THUD) 423 00:26:18,244 --> 00:26:19,370 Dad! 424 00:26:24,500 --> 00:26:25,876 (WHIMPERS) 425 00:26:26,377 --> 00:26:27,878 I don't believe this. 426 00:26:30,006 --> 00:26:31,090 What a day. 427 00:26:31,716 --> 00:26:32,758 Ah! 428 00:26:35,553 --> 00:26:37,054 This is all your fault. 429 00:26:38,514 --> 00:26:40,349 - Five years of... - No, Dad, it works! 430 00:26:40,433 --> 00:26:42,351 - RON: Szalinski, don't do it! - LITTLE RUSS: No, Mr. Szalinski! 431 00:26:42,435 --> 00:26:43,978 - AMY: Dad! - Don't even work! 432 00:26:46,439 --> 00:26:48,065 (FAINT SCREAMING) 433 00:26:48,733 --> 00:26:49,859 LITTLE RUSS: No! 434 00:26:50,860 --> 00:26:52,278 RON: Run! 435 00:26:55,573 --> 00:26:57,825 (KIDS SCREAMING) 436 00:26:58,993 --> 00:27:00,953 (THUD, CLATTERING) 437 00:27:01,621 --> 00:27:02,788 AMY: Dad! 438 00:27:08,419 --> 00:27:09,503 Stay there! 439 00:27:09,920 --> 00:27:12,048 - (QUARK WHIMPERS) - There's glass everywhere here now. 440 00:27:18,262 --> 00:27:20,389 - LITTLE RUSS: No! - (ALL SCREAMING) 441 00:27:27,146 --> 00:27:28,522 (ALL SCREAMING) 442 00:27:37,114 --> 00:27:38,157 LITTLE RUSS: Go! 443 00:27:39,283 --> 00:27:40,993 (SCREAMING) 444 00:27:41,077 --> 00:27:42,119 NICK: Help! 445 00:27:43,579 --> 00:27:46,248 (ALL SCREAMING) 446 00:27:51,253 --> 00:27:53,005 ALL: No! 447 00:27:55,508 --> 00:27:57,593 (ALL SCREAMING) 448 00:28:08,729 --> 00:28:10,231 (QUARK WHIMPERS) 449 00:28:23,703 --> 00:28:24,829 (QUARK WHIMPERS) 450 00:28:25,162 --> 00:28:26,414 Not now, Quark. 451 00:28:28,040 --> 00:28:30,042 LITTLE RUSS: Szalinski, do they pick up your trash 452 00:28:30,126 --> 00:28:31,377 the same day they get ours? 453 00:28:31,460 --> 00:28:33,087 - NICK: Ow! - AMY: Nick? 454 00:28:33,170 --> 00:28:34,797 NICK: I'm over here! 455 00:28:35,172 --> 00:28:36,465 AMY: Whose arm is this? 456 00:28:36,549 --> 00:28:38,509 RON: I don't know, but I'm not waiting around to find out. 457 00:28:38,592 --> 00:28:41,011 - Move over! - NICK: Ow! Watch out! 458 00:28:55,568 --> 00:28:56,944 Oh, my God. 459 00:28:59,572 --> 00:29:01,824 Reminds me of the backyard. 460 00:29:03,659 --> 00:29:06,078 LITTLE RUSS: Something tells me we're not going fishing this weekend. 461 00:29:06,162 --> 00:29:07,955 RON: That should make you happy. 462 00:29:08,038 --> 00:29:09,707 LITTLE RUSS: Blow it out your shorts, Ron. 463 00:29:09,915 --> 00:29:11,417 Dad can fix us, right Nick? 464 00:29:12,042 --> 00:29:14,628 I... I think so. 465 00:29:15,171 --> 00:29:16,630 RON; Oh, great. 466 00:29:17,173 --> 00:29:18,549 We just have to get back to the house. 467 00:29:18,632 --> 00:29:20,593 I'm never going back to your house! 468 00:29:21,218 --> 00:29:22,428 I'm going home. 469 00:29:23,512 --> 00:29:24,805 Come on, Russ. 470 00:29:28,559 --> 00:29:30,811 - RON: Russ? - Tell me the truth. 471 00:29:31,520 --> 00:29:32,646 Can your dad help us? 472 00:29:32,855 --> 00:29:35,232 Russ, we're supposed to go fishing. 473 00:29:35,357 --> 00:29:37,401 Yeah, right. How're you going, as bait? 474 00:29:39,278 --> 00:29:40,571 What a witch! 475 00:29:53,751 --> 00:29:56,086 Russ, you coming down or what? 476 00:29:56,670 --> 00:29:58,172 Well, we can't stay here. 477 00:30:00,591 --> 00:30:02,426 Well, I think we should stick together. 478 00:30:04,678 --> 00:30:05,930 Well, come on. 479 00:30:11,936 --> 00:30:13,020 Nicky! 480 00:30:34,792 --> 00:30:36,961 I don't think we're in Kansas anymore, Toto. 481 00:30:38,254 --> 00:30:40,714 NICK: I don't think we're in the food chain anymore, Dorothy. 482 00:30:47,721 --> 00:30:48,597 Come on, Ron. 483 00:30:48,681 --> 00:30:50,349 - We're gonna go with them. - RON: What? 484 00:30:51,183 --> 00:30:53,394 You let a girl tell you what to do? Mmm. 485 00:30:54,436 --> 00:30:56,647 Look, Ron. Down here, you're gonna listen to me. 486 00:30:56,981 --> 00:30:59,108 From now on, you're gonna do what I say! 487 00:30:59,984 --> 00:31:01,026 Run! 488 00:31:01,819 --> 00:31:04,154 (FLUTTERING, SCREECHING) 489 00:31:18,002 --> 00:31:21,088 Great Sir Russell Thompson, stalking the rogue butterfly. 490 00:31:21,213 --> 00:31:22,548 Knock it off, Ron. 491 00:31:23,841 --> 00:31:27,094 We're now a quarter of an inch tall, and... 492 00:31:27,636 --> 00:31:29,597 64 feet from the house. 493 00:31:30,222 --> 00:31:33,100 That's the equivalent of 3.2 miles. 494 00:31:33,684 --> 00:31:36,604 That's a long way, even for a man of science. 495 00:31:36,770 --> 00:31:39,106 AMY: Nick, I've got six hours to get home, 496 00:31:39,189 --> 00:31:40,900 get big, and get to the mall. 497 00:31:41,817 --> 00:31:43,110 Now get moving! 498 00:31:45,779 --> 00:31:49,950 NICK: That butterfly had a wingspan of 42 feet! 499 00:31:50,159 --> 00:31:51,493 AMY: Nick! 500 00:32:06,216 --> 00:32:07,217 Hi. 501 00:32:08,052 --> 00:32:09,303 Hi. 502 00:32:10,679 --> 00:32:11,889 - Look, Diane... - Guess what I saw... 503 00:32:11,972 --> 00:32:13,307 (DIANE CHUCKLES) 504 00:32:13,390 --> 00:32:15,434 - I sold a house. - Really? That's great! 505 00:32:15,517 --> 00:32:18,646 Yeah, you know that big estate? The Boorsteins bought it. 506 00:32:18,729 --> 00:32:20,981 I only had to show it to them 12 times. 507 00:32:21,482 --> 00:32:22,900 How'd your conference go? 508 00:32:23,651 --> 00:32:25,027 I got a lot of laughs. 509 00:32:25,527 --> 00:32:28,197 - Oh, Wayne. - I failed, Diane. I'm... 510 00:32:28,781 --> 00:32:31,951 I'm just gonna get my old job back, if I can get my old job back. 511 00:32:32,201 --> 00:32:34,578 But from now on, things are gonna be different. 512 00:32:34,870 --> 00:32:36,163 DIANE: Different. 513 00:32:37,706 --> 00:32:38,791 Right. 514 00:32:42,044 --> 00:32:43,170 Where are the kids? 515 00:32:43,462 --> 00:32:45,714 I haven't seen them since I left this morning. 516 00:32:46,131 --> 00:32:47,466 Did you tell them I was coming home? 517 00:32:47,549 --> 00:32:49,218 Yeah, that's why they cleaned things up. 518 00:32:50,052 --> 00:32:51,345 I see. 519 00:32:51,887 --> 00:32:53,555 Well, they're probably just at the mall. 520 00:32:56,600 --> 00:32:59,561 Want to hear something strange? My thinking couch is missing. 521 00:33:00,312 --> 00:33:02,856 - The one from the attic? - Yeah. 522 00:33:11,615 --> 00:33:14,952 Hey, Ron. This is a lot better than those nature hikes Dad drags... 523 00:33:15,077 --> 00:33:16,370 (SCREAMS) 524 00:33:16,954 --> 00:33:20,416 Nick, don't you ever pick up your toys? 525 00:33:20,499 --> 00:33:21,709 What a wimp! 526 00:33:22,251 --> 00:33:24,128 NICK: Been looking for that guy. 527 00:33:27,923 --> 00:33:29,425 It's already one o'clock. 528 00:33:30,050 --> 00:33:31,260 So much for the mall. 529 00:33:31,635 --> 00:33:33,262 RON: What if time shrunk, too? I mean, 530 00:33:33,345 --> 00:33:36,932 what if it's hours to us, but it's years to the rest of the world? 531 00:33:37,349 --> 00:33:39,852 LITTLE RUSS: Okay, that would be cool. All my teachers would be retired. 532 00:33:40,060 --> 00:33:42,730 Impossible. Time doesn't exist, except as a... 533 00:33:42,855 --> 00:33:44,106 AMY: No... 534 00:33:44,440 --> 00:33:46,150 RON: What's a river doing in your yard? 535 00:33:46,442 --> 00:33:47,943 It's not a river, dope. 536 00:33:48,027 --> 00:33:50,571 It could be a stream of dog pee and it looks like a river to us. 537 00:33:52,698 --> 00:33:53,949 Let's swim it. 538 00:33:58,787 --> 00:34:01,749 - Have a ball, baby. - I'm not swimming in that. 539 00:34:03,792 --> 00:34:07,588 Hey, if we could get some rope, we could make a log bridge! 540 00:34:10,174 --> 00:34:12,009 If we... If we had some logs. 541 00:34:16,680 --> 00:34:17,723 Quark! 542 00:34:17,806 --> 00:34:19,183 - Your dog? - Yeah. 543 00:34:19,475 --> 00:34:20,726 Quark can't hear us. 544 00:34:20,809 --> 00:34:23,103 Yeah, he can. Dogs have great ears. 545 00:34:23,270 --> 00:34:26,065 If we can get on him, he'll take us all the way back to the house. 546 00:34:26,398 --> 00:34:27,441 Whistle. 547 00:34:27,775 --> 00:34:30,360 (NICK AND AMY WHISTLE) 548 00:34:31,904 --> 00:34:34,865 (FAINT WHISTLING) 549 00:34:38,535 --> 00:34:40,579 (WHISTLING) 550 00:34:41,330 --> 00:34:43,582 - What's wrong? - He can't whistle. 551 00:34:44,875 --> 00:34:46,001 (WHISTLES) 552 00:34:47,419 --> 00:34:49,213 NICK: Let's get higher up. 553 00:34:52,716 --> 00:34:54,134 You know how to whistle. 554 00:34:54,384 --> 00:34:56,637 You just put your lips together and blow. 555 00:35:06,605 --> 00:35:09,525 NICK: From the top of that flower, we could see over the grass. 556 00:35:11,568 --> 00:35:12,903 Let's climb! 557 00:35:18,700 --> 00:35:21,495 No, Patty, no, no. There's nothing to worry about. 558 00:35:21,703 --> 00:35:24,164 Just have Amy call me if you hear from her. Thanks. 559 00:35:25,916 --> 00:35:27,918 Amy's not at Patty's, and Nick's not at the Koestlers'. 560 00:35:28,001 --> 00:35:29,795 - I'm gonna call Betsy. - (BARKING) 561 00:35:30,003 --> 00:35:32,256 Well, they've got to be somewhere. Did you check next door? 562 00:35:32,506 --> 00:35:34,925 At the Thompsons'? They'd rather be in school! 563 00:35:43,225 --> 00:35:44,518 Nick, be careful! 564 00:35:45,561 --> 00:35:46,812 (HIGH-PITCHED) Yes, Mother. 565 00:35:48,564 --> 00:35:49,773 I'll go up with them. 566 00:36:05,080 --> 00:36:07,124 NICK: It's Quark! (WHISTLES) 567 00:36:08,417 --> 00:36:09,418 Oh, no! 568 00:36:09,501 --> 00:36:10,586 What is it, Nick? 569 00:36:10,669 --> 00:36:12,421 NICK: It's that stupid cat of theirs! 570 00:36:12,504 --> 00:36:13,881 - (SPIKE MEOWING) - Our cat is not stupid! 571 00:36:14,006 --> 00:36:17,176 - NICK: It just chased Quark away! - It's Russ's stupid cat... ahh! 572 00:36:17,259 --> 00:36:18,844 - (BOYS SCREAM) - Hang on, Nick! 573 00:36:18,927 --> 00:36:22,639 - NICK: I can't! I'm slipping! - (BOYS SCREAM) 574 00:36:25,976 --> 00:36:27,144 Nicky! 575 00:36:27,436 --> 00:36:28,812 Get out of there! 576 00:36:29,271 --> 00:36:31,023 You're allergic to pollen! 577 00:36:31,815 --> 00:36:33,150 It's too big! 578 00:36:35,611 --> 00:36:37,571 I'm too little to breathe it in! 579 00:36:40,199 --> 00:36:41,283 (SNEEZES) 580 00:36:48,457 --> 00:36:49,666 Diane! 581 00:36:50,209 --> 00:36:51,335 Hi, Mae. 582 00:36:52,502 --> 00:36:54,087 We haven't seen you around much lately. 583 00:36:54,630 --> 00:36:55,756 Well, I've been working a lot. 584 00:36:56,048 --> 00:36:57,841 You haven't seen Ronnie or Russ, have you? 585 00:36:58,634 --> 00:37:00,636 You know something, I can't find Nick and Amy. 586 00:37:01,929 --> 00:37:03,805 If you see them, would you send them home right away? 587 00:37:04,431 --> 00:37:07,309 Oh, sure. Same thing if you see mine. 588 00:37:09,144 --> 00:37:12,522 Russell, the Szalinski kids are missing, too. 589 00:37:12,731 --> 00:37:14,566 If they're smart, they ran away with the circus. 590 00:37:15,275 --> 00:37:17,236 I don't know where they could be. They know we're leaving. 591 00:37:17,527 --> 00:37:18,612 Ronald? 592 00:37:19,529 --> 00:37:20,739 Russell? 593 00:37:26,912 --> 00:37:28,330 DIANE: Amy? 594 00:37:29,790 --> 00:37:30,958 Nick? 595 00:37:33,919 --> 00:37:35,462 (ECHOING) Amy? 596 00:37:36,171 --> 00:37:38,131 - What is it? - Sounds like Mom. 597 00:37:39,341 --> 00:37:41,510 Sounds more like a swarm of... 598 00:37:44,513 --> 00:37:45,555 Bees! 599 00:37:50,727 --> 00:37:54,940 - (SCREAMS) Amy, get him off of me! - Nicky! 600 00:37:55,023 --> 00:37:56,858 - NICK: (SCREAMS) Get him away! - Hold on, Nick! 601 00:37:57,484 --> 00:37:59,736 - (RUSS GRUNTS) - Russ! 602 00:38:00,070 --> 00:38:01,196 Nicky! 603 00:38:03,198 --> 00:38:04,866 - LITTLE RUSS: Nick, give me your hand! - (NICK SCREAMS) 604 00:38:05,242 --> 00:38:07,869 - (NICK SCREAMS) - LITTLE RUSS: Nick, hold on! 605 00:38:09,955 --> 00:38:13,208 We're never gonna find Russ now. It's all your stupid dad's fault. 606 00:38:13,292 --> 00:38:16,169 Shut up! My brother's up there, too. 607 00:38:16,253 --> 00:38:18,338 - LITTLE RUSS: Help! - (NICK SCREAMS) 608 00:38:18,422 --> 00:38:21,091 - (RUSS SCREAMS) - NICK: Russ, don't let go! 609 00:38:24,094 --> 00:38:25,846 LITTLE RUSS: Hold on! 610 00:38:32,769 --> 00:38:34,646 LITTLE RUSS: Help! 611 00:38:38,025 --> 00:38:42,070 (NICK SCREAMING) 612 00:38:45,365 --> 00:38:46,116 I'm getting worried. 613 00:38:46,199 --> 00:38:48,035 I'm gonna go to the mall and look for the kids. 614 00:38:48,118 --> 00:38:50,037 Why don't you stay here in case they come back. 615 00:38:50,579 --> 00:38:51,747 Okay. 616 00:38:53,957 --> 00:38:55,208 BIG RUSS: Hey, Szalinski! 617 00:38:57,252 --> 00:38:59,880 Your lawn's beginning to look like the Amazon. 618 00:39:00,922 --> 00:39:04,551 Yeah? Producing oxygen, Russ. We've all gotta do our part. 619 00:39:04,843 --> 00:39:06,887 You know, the jungles are receding everywhere. 620 00:39:06,970 --> 00:39:09,139 (NICK AND RUSS SCREAMING) 621 00:39:09,264 --> 00:39:10,390 LITTLE RUSS: Dad! 622 00:39:12,225 --> 00:39:15,562 - LITTLE RUSS: Don't! - NICK: Stop! We're on the bee! 623 00:39:18,482 --> 00:39:19,816 Where... Where's... 624 00:39:20,275 --> 00:39:22,778 - NICK: Stop! You'll kill us! - LITTLE RUSS: Don't do it! 625 00:39:22,861 --> 00:39:24,821 - LITTLE RUSS: Please! - (NICK SCREAMING) 626 00:39:25,364 --> 00:39:28,367 Stop it! Whoa! 627 00:39:32,746 --> 00:39:34,331 LITTLE RUSS: Hold on, Nick! 628 00:39:34,581 --> 00:39:36,458 We're going down! 629 00:39:37,125 --> 00:39:40,504 (LITTLE RUSS AND NICK SCREAMING) 630 00:39:43,423 --> 00:39:44,966 - DIANE: Wayne... - (GASPS) 631 00:39:46,426 --> 00:39:47,803 if the Boorsteins come by, 632 00:39:47,886 --> 00:39:49,638 their escrow papers are in my briefcase. 633 00:39:49,846 --> 00:39:51,139 Think you can handle that? 634 00:39:53,558 --> 00:39:56,395 - WAYNE: There was a bee on me. - DIANE: Yeah, right. 635 00:40:00,649 --> 00:40:01,942 Wait a second. 636 00:40:03,985 --> 00:40:05,862 Nick doesn't play baseball. 637 00:40:11,034 --> 00:40:12,411 RON: I just figured it out. 638 00:40:12,744 --> 00:40:15,205 I never woke up this morning. This is all a bad dream. 639 00:40:15,664 --> 00:40:18,375 - Ron, get up. - You're just a nightmare! 640 00:40:18,625 --> 00:40:20,627 When I get up, Dad and I will be going fishing. 641 00:40:21,002 --> 00:40:22,379 I'm warning you. 642 00:40:23,505 --> 00:40:26,216 (HUMS) 643 00:40:26,341 --> 00:40:29,594 Okay, Ron... maybe you're right. 644 00:40:30,804 --> 00:40:32,514 Maybe this is just all a bad dream. 645 00:40:33,390 --> 00:40:35,183 But if it is... 646 00:40:36,226 --> 00:40:37,561 - would this hurt? - (RON YELLS) 647 00:40:37,644 --> 00:40:38,937 Get up! 648 00:40:39,104 --> 00:40:40,272 (RON GROANS) 649 00:40:40,439 --> 00:40:42,691 AMY: If you were my brother, I'd put myself up for adoption. 650 00:40:42,774 --> 00:40:45,444 RON: Yeah? I hope your face ends up on a milk carton. 651 00:40:56,621 --> 00:40:58,165 My chair. 652 00:41:01,877 --> 00:41:03,253 My couch. 653 00:41:08,592 --> 00:41:09,801 It works. 654 00:41:18,477 --> 00:41:20,645 Nick? Amy? 655 00:41:21,605 --> 00:41:22,981 Can you hear me? 656 00:41:25,233 --> 00:41:26,318 Nick. 657 00:42:25,627 --> 00:42:27,128 Uh-huh. 658 00:42:31,591 --> 00:42:32,717 (GRUNTS) 659 00:42:40,100 --> 00:42:41,434 LITTLE RUSS: Nick? 660 00:42:42,644 --> 00:42:43,895 Nick! 661 00:42:48,358 --> 00:42:50,819 - Nick! - (GASPS) 662 00:42:51,861 --> 00:42:53,196 - Are you okay? - (SPITS) 663 00:42:56,533 --> 00:42:59,911 When we crashed, my entire life flashed before my eyes. 664 00:43:01,705 --> 00:43:03,081 It didn't take too long. 665 00:43:07,335 --> 00:43:08,670 I'm scared, Russ. 666 00:43:09,588 --> 00:43:11,172 We could be anywhere now. 667 00:43:13,508 --> 00:43:14,968 (SIGHS) I think we're still in your yard. 668 00:43:15,385 --> 00:43:16,177 How do you know? 669 00:43:16,261 --> 00:43:18,096 Any other yard, the grass would be shorter. 670 00:43:18,179 --> 00:43:20,223 Come on, we gotta find Ron and your sister. 671 00:43:21,182 --> 00:43:23,852 RON: And then if they don't fry him, he'll go to jail. Your mother, too. 672 00:43:24,060 --> 00:43:25,395 After all, she's the one who paid for it. 673 00:43:25,478 --> 00:43:27,939 That makes her an accomplice. Do you know what it's like in jail? 674 00:43:28,023 --> 00:43:30,191 I am gonna tell you one more time to shut up! 675 00:43:30,275 --> 00:43:33,528 And then what? And then you'll smack me? You'll go to jail, too. 676 00:43:33,612 --> 00:43:35,697 I'll tell them after a big bee ate my brother, 677 00:43:35,864 --> 00:43:37,032 you smacked me around. 678 00:43:37,574 --> 00:43:39,743 No jury in the world would fail to convict you. 679 00:43:40,410 --> 00:43:42,203 The whole Szalinski family is gonna be in jail for life! 680 00:43:42,287 --> 00:43:44,831 Look. My dad's machine works. 681 00:43:45,165 --> 00:43:47,208 When we get home and he fixes us all, 682 00:43:47,292 --> 00:43:50,086 we're gonna be so rich, you'll regret this. 683 00:43:52,672 --> 00:43:55,425 Amy, you know I've always liked your family. 684 00:43:55,800 --> 00:43:57,385 I mean, your dad's a real nice guy. 685 00:43:57,719 --> 00:43:59,346 He's not as weird as I thought he was. 686 00:43:59,721 --> 00:44:02,432 I love you and Nick like my own brother and sister. 687 00:44:22,661 --> 00:44:25,205 It's just that my dad doesn't understand your dad. 688 00:44:25,330 --> 00:44:27,207 Your dad doesn't understand anything. 689 00:44:34,297 --> 00:44:35,465 (GASPS) 690 00:44:39,678 --> 00:44:42,347 - (SCREAMING) - (WATER CRASHING) 691 00:44:42,931 --> 00:44:45,475 - Amy! - Ron, where are you? 692 00:44:47,852 --> 00:44:50,397 - (RUSS AND NICK YELL) - Run, Nick! 693 00:44:55,985 --> 00:44:58,488 Ahh! Whoa! Oh! (GROANS) 694 00:45:09,624 --> 00:45:10,709 LITTLE RUSS: Get up! 695 00:45:11,626 --> 00:45:13,336 (NICK YELLS) 696 00:45:27,726 --> 00:45:28,977 LITTLE RUSS: Get in there! 697 00:45:30,353 --> 00:45:31,604 Get out of there! 698 00:45:43,533 --> 00:45:45,994 Mr. Szalinski, uh, we're the Boorsteins. 699 00:45:46,077 --> 00:45:47,245 Get off the grass! 700 00:45:48,246 --> 00:45:49,497 Get off the grass! 701 00:45:55,545 --> 00:45:56,796 RON: Up there! 702 00:46:09,225 --> 00:46:10,477 Nicky! 703 00:46:13,688 --> 00:46:15,482 (AMY SCREAMS) 704 00:46:15,857 --> 00:46:17,192 (SPLASH) 705 00:46:18,067 --> 00:46:19,861 - Amy! - Under that ledge! 706 00:46:59,484 --> 00:47:01,611 It's very delicate, the lawn. 707 00:47:02,362 --> 00:47:04,405 You don't want to over-water, really. 708 00:47:13,832 --> 00:47:15,041 Get her! 709 00:47:27,554 --> 00:47:28,680 NICK: Amy? 710 00:47:37,689 --> 00:47:38,857 Get away! 711 00:47:41,359 --> 00:47:42,527 Please don't die. 712 00:47:58,209 --> 00:47:59,711 (AMY COUGHING) 713 00:48:03,840 --> 00:48:04,966 NICK: Amy. 714 00:48:23,151 --> 00:48:25,528 (PHONE RINGING) 715 00:48:26,863 --> 00:48:28,990 (QUARK BARKING) 716 00:48:29,991 --> 00:48:31,743 (PHONE RINGING) 717 00:48:35,705 --> 00:48:36,956 (PHONE RINGING) 718 00:48:37,040 --> 00:48:38,833 (BARKS) 719 00:48:41,502 --> 00:48:43,379 (PHONE RINGING) 720 00:48:45,298 --> 00:48:48,509 MAE: No, Cathy. I just thought they might have stopped by. 721 00:48:48,593 --> 00:48:50,887 Okay, listen. If you see 'em, just send 'em home? 722 00:48:51,387 --> 00:48:53,348 Okay. You have a good weekend. 723 00:48:56,059 --> 00:48:58,603 This is getting ridiculous. Where the hell are those kids? 724 00:49:00,939 --> 00:49:03,358 (HORN HONKS) 725 00:49:04,359 --> 00:49:05,777 No. 726 00:49:11,491 --> 00:49:12,408 DON: We had to bring the dog. 727 00:49:12,492 --> 00:49:13,785 I don't wanna hear anymore about the cat. 728 00:49:13,868 --> 00:49:15,995 It's the Forresters. What are we gonna tell them? 729 00:49:16,079 --> 00:49:19,082 - How about the truth? - Mae, what kind of an excuse is that? 730 00:49:20,083 --> 00:49:21,084 Don! 731 00:49:21,167 --> 00:49:23,211 DON: Hey, what's up? 732 00:49:23,336 --> 00:49:25,254 How about catching some... (IMITATES REEL WHISTLE) 733 00:49:28,257 --> 00:49:30,301 - Good morning, Russell. - (DON LAUGHS) 734 00:49:30,385 --> 00:49:32,971 - Hi, Gloria. - Say good morning, Sushi. 735 00:49:33,054 --> 00:49:34,472 - Don, I... - Well, the fishing report 736 00:49:34,555 --> 00:49:37,517 looks stellar. Let's make exhaust while the sun still shines, huh? 737 00:49:37,600 --> 00:49:39,602 - I called Charlie at Bass Lake. - BIG RUSS: I know, but Don... 738 00:49:39,686 --> 00:49:41,187 DON: He says the fish are jumping on the boat. 739 00:49:41,270 --> 00:49:42,355 Oh! And I brought my new... 740 00:49:42,438 --> 00:49:45,066 Donald, that man over there is flying. 741 00:49:45,525 --> 00:49:46,484 Right, Gloria. 742 00:49:46,651 --> 00:49:49,112 Don, uh, something's come up. I don't think we're gonna be able 743 00:49:49,195 --> 00:49:50,989 to make it. Maybe you ought to go on ahead. 744 00:49:51,406 --> 00:49:53,241 What do... What do you mean you don't think you're gonna 745 00:49:53,324 --> 00:49:54,951 be able to make it? We're caravaning, good buddy! 746 00:49:55,034 --> 00:49:57,495 - Donald, I am... - Not now, Gloria! 747 00:49:57,578 --> 00:50:00,415 And besides, if you're not there by six, you'll lose your deposit. 748 00:50:00,498 --> 00:50:01,582 Confidentially... 749 00:50:03,418 --> 00:50:04,961 Mae hasn't been feeling too well. 750 00:50:06,713 --> 00:50:07,755 Plumbing. 751 00:50:09,090 --> 00:50:10,216 Plumbing? 752 00:50:12,135 --> 00:50:14,887 Well, this isn't the big Russ Thompson I know. I mean, 753 00:50:15,013 --> 00:50:17,849 Plumbing would not stop the big Russ Thompson I know. 754 00:50:17,932 --> 00:50:20,059 Especially with an $80 deposit on the line! 755 00:50:20,143 --> 00:50:22,937 Don, hook a big one for me, okay? 756 00:50:33,823 --> 00:50:34,991 Don? 757 00:50:39,704 --> 00:50:41,164 Let's roll, Gloria. 758 00:50:41,581 --> 00:50:43,124 - Come on, get in. - What's wrong with... 759 00:50:43,374 --> 00:50:44,459 Come on. 760 00:50:48,337 --> 00:50:50,173 - (QUARK BARKING) - Mm-hmm. 761 00:50:57,221 --> 00:50:59,098 - Did you tell him the truth? - Honey! 762 00:51:00,349 --> 00:51:02,268 - Did they take it okay? - Mae. 763 00:51:04,979 --> 00:51:06,397 (HORN HONKS) 764 00:51:06,481 --> 00:51:09,776 80 bucks, Mae. Non-refundable! 765 00:51:09,859 --> 00:51:11,736 Those kids are grounded! 766 00:51:19,452 --> 00:51:20,536 AMY: Ugh... 767 00:51:20,620 --> 00:51:22,914 Mud is still mud, no matter how small you are. 768 00:51:24,457 --> 00:51:27,043 I can't believe some stores actually charge for this stuff. 769 00:51:31,672 --> 00:51:33,841 That was really great, what you did for Nick. 770 00:51:34,967 --> 00:51:37,637 What about you, Amy? He saved you, too. 771 00:51:40,431 --> 00:51:41,974 Yeah, I know, Nick. 772 00:51:44,435 --> 00:51:46,437 Where'd you learn artificial respiration? 773 00:51:49,357 --> 00:51:52,026 - French class, kid. - Oh. 774 00:51:53,611 --> 00:51:54,904 French class? 775 00:52:14,590 --> 00:52:15,967 How about a truce, okay? 776 00:52:19,720 --> 00:52:20,847 Okay. 777 00:52:22,765 --> 00:52:26,018 (HUMS) 778 00:52:30,982 --> 00:52:33,192 I think this is the flagstone in the middle of the yard. 779 00:52:34,235 --> 00:52:35,570 You mean we're halfway there? 780 00:52:35,903 --> 00:52:37,280 AMY: Yeah, I think so. 781 00:52:37,446 --> 00:52:38,698 LITTLE RUSS: Let's go! 782 00:52:45,454 --> 00:52:46,789 French class. 783 00:53:01,554 --> 00:53:03,890 I'd die for a strawberry sundae... 784 00:53:04,307 --> 00:53:06,976 with chocolate sprinkles and a banana split. 785 00:53:08,936 --> 00:53:11,355 I could eat a corn dog the size of a truck. 786 00:53:12,481 --> 00:53:15,610 Ron, if you had a corn dog, it would be the size of a truck. 787 00:53:17,778 --> 00:53:19,488 I've died and gone to heaven. 788 00:53:19,780 --> 00:53:21,407 It's as big as a house! 789 00:53:21,824 --> 00:53:23,159 I saw it first! It's mine! 790 00:53:24,327 --> 00:53:26,454 I got dibs on the cream filling! 791 00:53:26,621 --> 00:53:28,289 AMY: Nick, it's one of your cookies! 792 00:53:38,216 --> 00:53:40,134 They're never gonna believe this at school. 793 00:53:40,593 --> 00:53:43,346 NICK: Yeah, I could just see the note to the teacher. 794 00:53:43,971 --> 00:53:45,389 "Dear Miss Mason, 795 00:53:45,473 --> 00:53:48,059 Nicky's not absent, he's pinned to this note." 796 00:53:48,142 --> 00:53:50,019 (SCREECHING) 797 00:53:51,854 --> 00:53:53,064 (SCREAMS) 798 00:53:54,565 --> 00:53:56,692 - Guys, quick, over here! - NICK: What happened? 799 00:53:57,693 --> 00:53:58,945 Right there! 800 00:53:59,528 --> 00:54:00,738 Nicky, hurry! 801 00:54:03,407 --> 00:54:05,451 RON: If only we had some bug spray. That'd show him! 802 00:54:05,660 --> 00:54:06,702 Quiet. 803 00:54:07,286 --> 00:54:08,579 To him, we're the bugs! 804 00:54:09,830 --> 00:54:11,040 If he finds us, he'll eat us. 805 00:54:11,207 --> 00:54:13,209 - Let's get out of here. - RON: Wait a minute. 806 00:54:13,751 --> 00:54:15,836 It's our cookie. I say we fight for it! 807 00:54:16,712 --> 00:54:17,588 It's just one ant! 808 00:54:17,672 --> 00:54:19,632 When was the last time you saw just one ant? 809 00:54:19,715 --> 00:54:21,550 It's a scout. The rest will be here any minute. 810 00:54:21,634 --> 00:54:22,802 NICK: Wait! 811 00:54:23,344 --> 00:54:25,137 Do you ever see how fast ants go? 812 00:54:25,930 --> 00:54:27,014 We could ride him... 813 00:54:27,640 --> 00:54:29,433 and get back to the house in no time! 814 00:54:29,600 --> 00:54:31,143 AMY: Forget it, Nick! 815 00:54:32,853 --> 00:54:34,981 NICK: Amy, he could take us all! 816 00:54:35,064 --> 00:54:37,024 Ants can lift 50 times their weight. 817 00:54:37,108 --> 00:54:38,359 RON: Fifty times? 818 00:54:38,442 --> 00:54:40,736 That's like bench pressing a bulldozer! 819 00:54:41,237 --> 00:54:43,030 Yeah, so think of what he could do to us. 820 00:54:43,906 --> 00:54:45,700 Let's go before he brings the rest of them. 821 00:54:45,783 --> 00:54:48,119 But he can't hurt us. He's just a baby. 822 00:54:49,370 --> 00:54:50,413 Russ? 823 00:54:51,789 --> 00:54:54,959 - I say that ant is ours! - Yeah! 824 00:54:55,042 --> 00:54:58,254 - Come on, you guys! - BOYS: Geronimo! 825 00:54:59,046 --> 00:55:00,548 - NICK: Get him! - RUSS JR: Around him! 826 00:55:01,048 --> 00:55:01,799 (SCREECHES) 827 00:55:01,924 --> 00:55:03,384 - (RON SCREAMING) - You guys! Nicky! 828 00:55:03,676 --> 00:55:05,928 - RON: Get him! - AMY: Nicky, you're gonna get hurt! 829 00:55:06,012 --> 00:55:08,806 - Ron, be careful! - Yee-haw! 830 00:55:08,889 --> 00:55:10,808 - Nick, over there! Over there! - Whoa! 831 00:55:10,891 --> 00:55:12,101 LITTLE RUSS: Get behind him! 832 00:55:14,145 --> 00:55:16,314 - AMY: Nicky, come back here. Nicky! - Here, right now! 833 00:55:20,067 --> 00:55:21,068 RON: Look out! 834 00:55:21,152 --> 00:55:22,778 I'm afraid the others will come any second! 835 00:55:24,196 --> 00:55:25,239 NICK: Help! 836 00:55:25,990 --> 00:55:28,159 - AMY: Nicky! - LITTLE RUSS: Let's go, Nick! 837 00:55:29,035 --> 00:55:31,954 - AMY: Nicky, no! Get off of him! - LITTLE RUSS: Nick, wrong end! 838 00:55:32,038 --> 00:55:33,998 AMY: You're allergic to ants! Get away! 839 00:55:34,081 --> 00:55:35,666 - You're gonna get stung! - RON: Whoa! 840 00:55:35,916 --> 00:55:37,335 (YELLING) 841 00:55:37,585 --> 00:55:39,337 Nicky, stop! Get away! 842 00:55:39,420 --> 00:55:41,005 (YELLING) 843 00:55:41,088 --> 00:55:42,673 Hey, Szalinski, look at the head! 844 00:55:46,218 --> 00:55:47,678 LITTLE RUSS: Ron, go for it! 845 00:55:50,264 --> 00:55:53,392 Hey, hello! Ant! 846 00:55:54,810 --> 00:55:55,936 (WHISTLES) 847 00:55:58,773 --> 00:56:01,400 AMY: Nice ant. Come on, you guys. 848 00:56:06,155 --> 00:56:07,365 You guys, come on. 849 00:56:08,199 --> 00:56:10,076 Somebody take this cookie! 850 00:56:10,993 --> 00:56:12,870 Nicky, take this thing! 851 00:56:13,996 --> 00:56:16,332 Help! Nicky! 852 00:56:17,958 --> 00:56:20,294 Come on, you guys. This is your ant! 853 00:56:21,128 --> 00:56:22,755 - AMY: Nicky, help me! - She did it. 854 00:56:23,714 --> 00:56:25,174 - AMY: Somebody help me! - You know... 855 00:56:26,008 --> 00:56:28,094 - your sister's not bad... - AMY: Nicky! 856 00:56:28,302 --> 00:56:30,137 - for a girl. - Of course. 857 00:56:32,973 --> 00:56:34,433 (BARKS AND WHIMPERS) 858 00:56:49,990 --> 00:56:51,784 Quark, sit! 859 00:56:51,951 --> 00:56:53,369 Sit, Quark! Stop. 860 00:56:53,619 --> 00:56:54,954 Sit! Sit, boy! 861 00:56:55,746 --> 00:56:56,997 Quark, get away from there. 862 00:56:57,790 --> 00:56:59,375 Quark, come on. 863 00:57:00,793 --> 00:57:02,461 Quark! Quark! 864 00:57:05,714 --> 00:57:07,633 Get away, boy. Drop it! 865 00:57:08,634 --> 00:57:11,720 Whoa, whoa! Whoa, whoa! 866 00:57:12,638 --> 00:57:13,931 Whoa! 867 00:57:15,015 --> 00:57:19,478 (WAYNE YELLING) 868 00:57:19,562 --> 00:57:22,231 Thank you, officer. We'd appreciate you sending somebody by. 869 00:57:22,565 --> 00:57:24,567 Oh, okay, it's 646-- 870 00:57:24,650 --> 00:57:26,527 - (WAYNE YELLING) - (CRASH, SPLASH) 871 00:57:26,694 --> 00:57:28,279 (QUARK BARKING) 872 00:57:29,029 --> 00:57:31,365 That guy's got serious problems. 873 00:57:32,324 --> 00:57:34,160 POLICEMAN: (ON PHONE) Mrs. Thompson. Hello? 874 00:57:35,077 --> 00:57:37,997 - 646 Sycamore. Yes. - (QUARK BARKING) 875 00:57:41,500 --> 00:57:43,085 NICK: Great idea, Russ, 876 00:57:43,252 --> 00:57:45,171 even if the boy genius didn't think of it. 877 00:57:45,254 --> 00:57:46,881 Drawbridge! 878 00:57:50,342 --> 00:57:52,094 At this rate, we'll be home by dinner. 879 00:57:53,262 --> 00:57:55,055 Maybe I can still go out... 880 00:57:56,640 --> 00:57:57,892 with Patty. 881 00:57:58,976 --> 00:58:02,521 Well, our weekend's shot. We'll never get to go camping now. 882 00:58:02,605 --> 00:58:04,899 I know Dad. We're grounded. 883 00:58:05,316 --> 00:58:07,276 We are camping, Ron. Only better. 884 00:58:07,943 --> 00:58:09,236 This is like a safari. 885 00:58:09,528 --> 00:58:12,698 Hey, yeah. I never thought of it that way, you know? 886 00:58:13,240 --> 00:58:14,867 (RON YELLS) Onward! 887 00:58:31,759 --> 00:58:33,135 Amy? 888 00:58:34,178 --> 00:58:35,513 Nick? 889 00:58:37,056 --> 00:58:38,307 Wayne? 890 00:58:47,483 --> 00:58:51,111 Yeah. Um, I would like to report, um, two missing children. 891 00:58:51,195 --> 00:58:53,656 BIG RUSS: Well, instead of flapping your gums about it, why don't you go out-- 892 00:58:53,739 --> 00:58:55,157 POLICEWOMAN: I'm sure it's nothing to worry about. 893 00:58:55,241 --> 00:58:57,868 This sort of thing happens all the time. You have a little spat 894 00:58:57,952 --> 00:58:59,453 - with the kids... - Whoa, we did not have a spat. 895 00:58:59,578 --> 00:59:01,539 You were kind of upset about Russ quitting the team, hon. 896 00:59:01,622 --> 00:59:03,165 Quit! I thought he was cut! 897 00:59:03,666 --> 00:59:05,501 He was afraid to tell you he quit. 898 00:59:05,584 --> 00:59:07,670 Quit... What do you mean he was afraid to tell me? 899 00:59:07,753 --> 00:59:09,797 He can tell me anything he wants. You know me! I always listen! 900 00:59:09,922 --> 00:59:11,173 Uh-huh. 901 00:59:12,049 --> 00:59:13,384 What's "uh-huh" supposed to mean? 902 00:59:13,467 --> 00:59:15,010 - Russell! - No. I don't like the way he said it. 903 00:59:15,094 --> 00:59:17,054 POLICEWOMAN: You don't need to get upset, Mr. Thomson. 904 00:59:17,346 --> 00:59:19,098 You know, it's not unusual for these runaways... 905 00:59:19,181 --> 00:59:22,142 BIG RUSS: Whoa, my kids did not run away. They're happy kids, 906 00:59:22,226 --> 00:59:24,395 and there's no way you can make me believe that they ran away! 907 00:59:25,563 --> 00:59:26,730 Here he goes with his writing again. 908 00:59:26,814 --> 00:59:29,024 - Don't you ever say ever anything? - Uh-huh. 909 00:59:29,108 --> 00:59:30,776 - (SNORTS ANGRILY) - Russell! 910 00:59:31,360 --> 00:59:33,946 Why do I feel like I am the one on trial here? 911 00:59:34,071 --> 00:59:36,657 - I can't imagine, dear. - What do you mean, you can't imagine? 912 00:59:36,740 --> 00:59:39,118 Well, I think we have enough to get started. 913 00:59:39,326 --> 00:59:42,162 Please, give us a call if you hear from the boys. 914 00:59:42,413 --> 00:59:43,497 Fine. 915 00:59:51,880 --> 00:59:53,716 Don't they need a warrant or something? 916 00:59:53,882 --> 00:59:56,427 Russell, there's a few things about yourself 917 00:59:56,510 --> 00:59:57,803 I think you should know. 918 00:59:58,637 --> 01:00:00,639 Well, like what? 919 01:00:00,889 --> 01:00:02,558 MAE: Well, I think you need to sit down... 920 01:00:05,185 --> 01:00:07,563 POLICEWOMAN: Oh, another missing children report. 921 01:00:08,147 --> 01:00:09,898 644 Sycamore. 922 01:00:11,191 --> 01:00:12,484 That's next door. 923 01:00:14,028 --> 01:00:16,155 I called the police. What's on your head? 924 01:00:16,363 --> 01:00:18,699 - I was looking for the kids. - Where, in a coal mine? 925 01:00:18,782 --> 01:00:20,951 - They're in the backyard. - They are? 926 01:00:21,035 --> 01:00:23,120 Diane, I got something real important to tell you. 927 01:00:24,079 --> 01:00:25,956 That is the couch from the attic. 928 01:00:27,875 --> 01:00:29,627 You can see the marks where Quark chewed the arms. 929 01:00:29,710 --> 01:00:32,046 I found it on the floor. It's my thinking couch. 930 01:00:33,339 --> 01:00:34,506 Wayne... 931 01:00:35,716 --> 01:00:37,051 are you trying to tell me... 932 01:00:38,719 --> 01:00:39,803 you did it? 933 01:00:40,679 --> 01:00:41,805 It works? 934 01:00:42,348 --> 01:00:43,682 The machine works? 935 01:00:44,308 --> 01:00:46,977 - Do the kids know? - Well, yeah. The kids know. 936 01:00:47,311 --> 01:00:49,146 - That's great. - It's not that great. 937 01:00:49,313 --> 01:00:50,898 - Why? - I shrunk the kids. 938 01:00:51,774 --> 01:00:53,192 - What? - And the Thompson kids, too. 939 01:00:53,275 --> 01:00:54,902 They're about this big. They're in the backyard. 940 01:00:55,194 --> 01:00:57,112 - What? - I threw them out with the trash. 941 01:00:57,321 --> 01:00:59,740 - (DOORBELL RINGS) - Stay here. I'll get the door. 942 01:01:01,742 --> 01:01:02,826 Yes? 943 01:01:03,702 --> 01:01:06,997 Did, uh, you report some missing children? 944 01:01:07,706 --> 01:01:10,000 Oh, there must be some mistake. Ours are in the backyard. 945 01:01:10,292 --> 01:01:11,460 Right, honey? 946 01:01:12,002 --> 01:01:13,504 (THUD) 947 01:01:14,755 --> 01:01:15,964 She's... 948 01:01:16,924 --> 01:01:18,217 Thank you! 949 01:01:26,183 --> 01:01:27,476 (YAWNS) 950 01:01:32,815 --> 01:01:35,859 How are you doing, boy? How about a pit stop? 951 01:01:42,199 --> 01:01:44,785 - What is it, Ron? - Antie needs a recharge. 952 01:01:51,667 --> 01:01:52,960 Here, you deserve this. 953 01:01:55,045 --> 01:01:57,131 We're not gonna make it before dark. 954 01:01:58,173 --> 01:01:59,967 Yeah, even if we did, 955 01:02:00,050 --> 01:02:01,427 the mall would be closed. 956 01:02:02,094 --> 01:02:03,595 RON: Don't eat so fast. 957 01:02:04,012 --> 01:02:06,056 Hey... that's my hand. 958 01:02:09,184 --> 01:02:10,561 Why don't we let him go? 959 01:02:10,686 --> 01:02:12,813 He's worn out, and his family might be worried about him. 960 01:02:13,731 --> 01:02:16,650 - It's okay with me. - Yeah, me too, I guess. 961 01:02:16,817 --> 01:02:18,277 Help me get off the harness. 962 01:02:25,200 --> 01:02:27,035 (ANT PURRING) 963 01:02:28,328 --> 01:02:29,580 You can go now. 964 01:02:31,415 --> 01:02:33,083 (ANT MEWLING) 965 01:02:34,376 --> 01:02:36,795 Come on. Just start walking. He'll get the idea. 966 01:02:40,007 --> 01:02:41,467 Thanks for the lift, Antie. 967 01:02:42,342 --> 01:02:44,553 You're free. You get home now. 968 01:02:45,179 --> 01:02:47,222 - Shoo! - (ANT MEWLING) 969 01:02:49,683 --> 01:02:51,185 Looks like you've got a new pet. 970 01:02:51,643 --> 01:02:53,479 Dumb ant doesn't know what's best for him. 971 01:02:55,439 --> 01:02:57,441 Go on! Go home! 972 01:02:57,608 --> 01:02:59,193 Mom will never let me keep you. 973 01:03:06,617 --> 01:03:07,743 Amy? 974 01:03:08,118 --> 01:03:09,328 - WAYNE: Nick? - DIANE: Nick? 975 01:03:09,536 --> 01:03:11,497 - WAYNE: Are you there, kids? - DIANE: Nicky! 976 01:03:12,498 --> 01:03:13,916 Where are you? 977 01:03:16,210 --> 01:03:18,170 - WAYNE: Any luck? - DIANE: No. 978 01:03:34,770 --> 01:03:35,854 DIANE: Nick? 979 01:03:37,481 --> 01:03:38,524 WAYNE: Amy? 980 01:03:39,775 --> 01:03:40,984 (COUGHS) 981 01:03:42,736 --> 01:03:44,071 WAYNE: Do you see anything yet? 982 01:03:44,988 --> 01:03:46,365 DIANE: It's too thick. 983 01:03:47,449 --> 01:03:49,117 It's supposed to be thick. It's grass! 984 01:03:50,953 --> 01:03:51,912 Keep looking. 985 01:03:52,454 --> 01:03:54,289 - WAYNE: Nick? - DIANE: Amy? 986 01:04:00,796 --> 01:04:02,965 - What was that? - Ow! 987 01:04:03,507 --> 01:04:05,551 Wa... Watch out! (GROANS) 988 01:04:07,553 --> 01:04:08,762 Come on. 989 01:04:18,230 --> 01:04:20,482 - Ugh... - Where did that come from? 990 01:04:27,739 --> 01:04:30,284 - Yeah, it's Dad's brand. - He told us he quit! 991 01:04:34,079 --> 01:04:36,331 Ugh. Looks like he started up again. 992 01:04:37,374 --> 01:04:40,043 No, he only smokes when he's really worried about something. 993 01:04:42,337 --> 01:04:45,674 - (NICK COUGHS) - Nicky, be careful! 994 01:04:46,008 --> 01:04:47,467 (NICK GROANS, SPITS) 995 01:04:47,634 --> 01:04:49,928 Hey. Hey, maybe we can use this. 996 01:04:51,680 --> 01:04:53,056 (NICK COUGHS) 997 01:05:05,986 --> 01:05:08,572 Cool! Now, we can see in the dark! 998 01:05:14,661 --> 01:05:17,372 RON: Hey, Antie, look! Headlights! 999 01:05:18,540 --> 01:05:20,083 BIG RUSS: I didn't force him to join the team. 1000 01:05:20,167 --> 01:05:23,545 MAE: I know, but you always make such a big deal out of sports! 1001 01:05:23,712 --> 01:05:24,838 BIG RUSS: Because sports build character. 1002 01:05:24,922 --> 01:05:26,673 MAE: No, they don't. They build muscle! 1003 01:05:27,591 --> 01:05:29,217 Russell, you've got to understand... 1004 01:05:30,177 --> 01:05:31,094 Wayne? 1005 01:05:31,178 --> 01:05:33,221 - (MAE AND RUSSELL ARGUING) - Yeah? 1006 01:05:34,056 --> 01:05:35,641 We've got to tell the Thompsons. 1007 01:05:40,062 --> 01:05:42,481 (PANTING) 1008 01:05:46,818 --> 01:05:49,071 What do you take me for? A complete idiot? 1009 01:05:50,238 --> 01:05:52,240 - How did this happen? - Hold on a second, Mae. 1010 01:05:52,574 --> 01:05:53,742 I'll handle it, all right? 1011 01:05:54,785 --> 01:05:55,744 How did this happen? 1012 01:05:55,827 --> 01:05:57,663 Well, the machine analyzes the molecular structure 1013 01:05:57,746 --> 01:06:00,207 of each compound, and then through laser inversion, it takes... 1014 01:06:00,290 --> 01:06:03,543 Wait, Wayne, wait. I think the Thompsons need to see the couch. 1015 01:06:05,754 --> 01:06:07,923 - This guy is a waste of skin. - (SIGHS) 1016 01:06:09,883 --> 01:06:11,927 - This is a microscope. - I know. 1017 01:06:13,845 --> 01:06:15,055 Look in there. 1018 01:06:16,306 --> 01:06:17,432 All right. 1019 01:06:18,767 --> 01:06:21,228 You see, that's the couch that used to be sitting right over here 1020 01:06:21,311 --> 01:06:22,521 until the machine shrunk it. 1021 01:06:22,604 --> 01:06:24,231 All right, so there's some doll furniture. 1022 01:06:24,356 --> 01:06:26,733 Big deal. They sell that kind of stuff at swap meets! 1023 01:06:27,943 --> 01:06:29,444 Why didn't you tell us earlier? 1024 01:06:29,987 --> 01:06:32,948 Well, until now, the machine just blew things up. 1025 01:06:33,156 --> 01:06:35,033 - Are you saying that machine blew... - Blew up my kids? 1026 01:06:35,117 --> 01:06:36,493 - No, no, no. - No, no, no. 1027 01:06:36,576 --> 01:06:39,329 If the machine had blown up the kids, there'd be pieces of them everywhere. 1028 01:06:39,413 --> 01:06:40,497 Wayne! 1029 01:06:41,373 --> 01:06:42,457 Sorry, I... 1030 01:06:42,833 --> 01:06:45,377 Look, I'm positive about this, okay? 1031 01:06:45,752 --> 01:06:47,087 The machine shrunk our kids. 1032 01:06:47,254 --> 01:06:48,755 You're the one who needs a shrink, Szalinski! 1033 01:06:48,839 --> 01:06:50,757 - Russell! - You are a nutcase. 1034 01:06:50,841 --> 01:06:54,594 And I'll tell you something. I have got an air hammer in my attic. 1035 01:06:54,761 --> 01:06:56,304 And if you did do something to my kids, 1036 01:06:56,388 --> 01:06:58,223 there's gonna be pieces of you all over the neighborhood! 1037 01:06:58,390 --> 01:06:59,474 Come on, honey. 1038 01:07:05,897 --> 01:07:08,400 - (DIANE SIGHS) - I think that went well. 1039 01:07:09,359 --> 01:07:11,194 I think we should have them over more often. 1040 01:07:12,070 --> 01:07:13,947 BIG RUSS: Yeah, well, it's a priority for me. 1041 01:07:14,531 --> 01:07:16,241 Now why don't you do what you're paid to do? 1042 01:07:18,201 --> 01:07:19,995 - Find my kids. - (PHONE THUDS) 1043 01:07:32,340 --> 01:07:33,633 I thought you didn't believe him. 1044 01:07:35,469 --> 01:07:36,636 Well, I don't. 1045 01:07:38,638 --> 01:07:39,806 Electricity's cheap. 1046 01:08:04,498 --> 01:08:05,707 Come on! 1047 01:08:06,083 --> 01:08:08,877 Look at this! We don't have to sleep on the ground. 1048 01:08:12,672 --> 01:08:14,841 - RON: What is it? - One of my legos. 1049 01:08:15,967 --> 01:08:17,260 NICK: Give me a boost! 1050 01:08:20,222 --> 01:08:21,306 (GRUNTS) 1051 01:08:21,807 --> 01:08:23,100 Hey... 1052 01:08:24,601 --> 01:08:25,769 not bad. 1053 01:08:28,021 --> 01:08:29,022 Yeah. 1054 01:08:29,106 --> 01:08:30,899 I don't even have to brush my teeth! 1055 01:08:32,609 --> 01:08:33,652 Quit pushing! 1056 01:08:33,944 --> 01:08:36,321 - NICK: Move over! - RON: You move over! 1057 01:08:37,447 --> 01:08:39,658 - Why don't you take that one? - Are you sure? 1058 01:08:40,617 --> 01:08:43,036 Yeah. I'd rather sleep down here. 1059 01:08:49,751 --> 01:08:50,794 Night, Antie. 1060 01:08:55,549 --> 01:08:56,675 Think they'll be warm enough? 1061 01:08:57,759 --> 01:08:59,219 They look fine to me. 1062 01:09:11,940 --> 01:09:13,400 You think you'll be warm enough? 1063 01:09:20,699 --> 01:09:22,033 Good night, Russ. 1064 01:09:24,327 --> 01:09:25,579 Good night, Amy. 1065 01:09:31,334 --> 01:09:33,003 - RON: (MOCKING) Good night, Amy. - NICK: (MOCKING) Good night, Amy. 1066 01:09:33,128 --> 01:09:34,588 (RON AND NICK GIGGLE) 1067 01:09:35,589 --> 01:09:37,299 WAYNE: Sorry, boy. I need the parts. 1068 01:09:37,382 --> 01:09:40,510 - (ELECTRONIC MEOW) - (QUARK BARKING OUTSIDE) 1069 01:09:54,941 --> 01:09:56,151 Are you okay? 1070 01:09:57,652 --> 01:09:58,737 I'm scared. 1071 01:10:02,032 --> 01:10:04,367 Somehow, I feel like this is all our fault. 1072 01:10:05,118 --> 01:10:06,244 No, it's my fault. 1073 01:10:07,787 --> 01:10:09,581 (SIGHS) I start working on something, 1074 01:10:09,664 --> 01:10:11,666 and I... I don't think about anything else. 1075 01:10:13,418 --> 01:10:15,420 I should have been more careful with that thing. 1076 01:10:15,795 --> 01:10:16,838 I'm sorry. 1077 01:10:18,590 --> 01:10:20,175 That's not what I meant. 1078 01:10:21,635 --> 01:10:24,262 (SIGHS) You know, it's not important... 1079 01:10:25,138 --> 01:10:26,765 if I sell another house, 1080 01:10:27,891 --> 01:10:30,352 or if you get a grant this year or next. 1081 01:10:32,562 --> 01:10:34,940 We've just got to get this family back together. 1082 01:10:38,401 --> 01:10:40,028 I feel the same way. 1083 01:10:49,955 --> 01:10:52,540 I gotta fix the machine. You should get some sleep. 1084 01:10:53,208 --> 01:10:55,543 We gotta get up early and come out here and look for them. 1085 01:10:57,003 --> 01:10:58,380 No, I couldn't sleep. 1086 01:11:00,215 --> 01:11:02,092 Not with my babies out here all alone. 1087 01:11:03,343 --> 01:11:05,929 Ah, don't worry about them. They got the Thompson kids with them. 1088 01:11:06,346 --> 01:11:07,555 They'll be fine. 1089 01:11:09,349 --> 01:11:11,184 That's another thing I'm worried about. 1090 01:11:12,102 --> 01:11:14,396 Amy in the dark... 1091 01:11:14,980 --> 01:11:16,439 with little Russ Thompson. 1092 01:11:16,982 --> 01:11:18,275 Get some rest. 1093 01:11:24,823 --> 01:11:26,700 They'd better behave themselves. 1094 01:11:31,746 --> 01:11:33,081 AMY: It's funny. 1095 01:11:33,957 --> 01:11:36,543 The moon looks the same size whether you're big or small. 1096 01:11:37,002 --> 01:11:39,546 Yeah. Tell that to my dad. 1097 01:11:41,589 --> 01:11:43,550 Why? Does he pick on you about your size? 1098 01:11:45,093 --> 01:11:46,845 The bigger the guy, the bigger the moon. 1099 01:11:48,430 --> 01:11:49,931 It's just the way he thinks. 1100 01:11:51,099 --> 01:11:52,058 Russ? 1101 01:11:53,810 --> 01:11:56,062 - Yeah? - How come you never came over before? 1102 01:11:58,315 --> 01:11:59,399 Well... 1103 01:12:03,486 --> 01:12:04,571 I mean... 1104 01:12:05,280 --> 01:12:07,449 you talked to me once or twice last year. 1105 01:12:08,825 --> 01:12:11,745 I mean, I would've come by. I wanted to, but... 1106 01:12:14,247 --> 01:12:16,249 I guess I always thought you were too popular to notice me. 1107 01:12:17,917 --> 01:12:19,794 I was too popular to notice. 1108 01:12:21,838 --> 01:12:23,048 I was stupid. 1109 01:12:40,648 --> 01:12:42,734 - (GROWLING) - (RON AND NICK SCREAM) 1110 01:12:44,819 --> 01:12:46,613 - LITTLE RUSS: Get down! Hurry! - AMY: Nicky, get down! 1111 01:12:46,696 --> 01:12:48,907 - LITTLE RUSS: Hurry! - Ron, get down! 1112 01:12:49,032 --> 01:12:51,242 - (RON SCREAMS) - LITTLE RUSS: Run! 1113 01:12:53,703 --> 01:12:56,331 - (GROWLS) - (RON SCREAMS) 1114 01:12:57,290 --> 01:12:58,666 RON: Help! 1115 01:13:00,043 --> 01:13:01,628 Russ, help! 1116 01:13:01,878 --> 01:13:04,422 - Help him! - RON: Russ! 1117 01:13:06,132 --> 01:13:07,300 Stay here! 1118 01:13:16,935 --> 01:13:18,228 - (SCORPION GROWLS) - (RON SCREAMS) 1119 01:13:18,311 --> 01:13:19,187 No! 1120 01:13:20,188 --> 01:13:21,981 Ron, get out! Quick! 1121 01:13:22,857 --> 01:13:24,067 Get away! 1122 01:13:24,692 --> 01:13:26,778 - (RON GRUNTS) - (ROARS, HISSES) 1123 01:13:27,404 --> 01:13:29,197 (SCREAMS) 1124 01:13:30,448 --> 01:13:32,450 (ANT SCREECHES) 1125 01:13:35,036 --> 01:13:37,038 - LITTLE RUSS: Come on, Ron! Hurry! - AMY: Come on. 1126 01:13:37,288 --> 01:13:38,581 (PURRS) 1127 01:13:38,915 --> 01:13:40,417 (HISSES) 1128 01:13:42,544 --> 01:13:44,504 RON: He... He could get killed! 1129 01:13:45,004 --> 01:13:46,005 We got to do something! 1130 01:13:46,089 --> 01:13:47,424 - He's just a baby. - Sit down. 1131 01:13:48,800 --> 01:13:49,801 (THUD) 1132 01:13:54,639 --> 01:13:55,598 (THUD) 1133 01:13:55,682 --> 01:13:57,058 We've got to help him. 1134 01:14:01,438 --> 01:14:02,564 (THUD) 1135 01:14:05,942 --> 01:14:06,943 (SCREECHES) 1136 01:14:11,156 --> 01:14:12,198 Now! 1137 01:14:13,283 --> 01:14:15,910 - RON: (YELLS) Antie! - LITTLE RUSS: Get him! 1138 01:14:24,627 --> 01:14:26,546 LITTLE RUSS: (GRUNTS) Let him go! 1139 01:14:26,629 --> 01:14:27,839 - AMY: Ahh! - LITTLE RUSS: Watch out! 1140 01:14:31,050 --> 01:14:32,051 (RUSSELL GRUNTS) 1141 01:14:33,052 --> 01:14:34,095 Move back! 1142 01:14:52,822 --> 01:14:54,073 Where's Antie? 1143 01:14:54,657 --> 01:14:56,284 (ANT WHIMPERING) 1144 01:14:59,078 --> 01:15:00,371 RON: (YELLS) Antie! 1145 01:15:01,122 --> 01:15:02,248 NICK: There! 1146 01:15:02,707 --> 01:15:04,501 (WHIMPERS) 1147 01:15:09,255 --> 01:15:10,882 - He looks hurt. - No! 1148 01:15:11,382 --> 01:15:13,426 (ANT WHIMPERS) 1149 01:15:13,885 --> 01:15:15,220 You saved my life. 1150 01:15:17,096 --> 01:15:18,932 - No, he's gonna be okay. - LITTLE RUSS: Ron... 1151 01:15:58,137 --> 01:15:59,305 (BEEPING) 1152 01:16:40,722 --> 01:16:42,140 Where are you going? 1153 01:16:43,016 --> 01:16:44,309 Nature calls. 1154 01:16:52,275 --> 01:16:54,360 Boys on the right, girls on the left. 1155 01:16:55,570 --> 01:16:57,655 I must look absolutely gross. 1156 01:17:04,912 --> 01:17:06,789 (WAYNE SNORING) 1157 01:17:22,805 --> 01:17:24,641 I love you, Wayne Szalinski. 1158 01:18:11,229 --> 01:18:12,605 LITTLE RUSS: Okay, guys. Let's get moving. 1159 01:18:12,730 --> 01:18:15,400 - It can't be much farther. - Can't we sleep just a little longer? 1160 01:18:23,658 --> 01:18:25,660 Something's very weird here. 1161 01:18:26,953 --> 01:18:28,621 (RUMBLING) 1162 01:18:32,792 --> 01:18:35,628 - What is it? - Earthquake! 1163 01:18:36,295 --> 01:18:39,257 No, worse! Lawn mower! 1164 01:18:47,598 --> 01:18:48,975 (NICK SCREAMS) 1165 01:18:56,441 --> 01:18:59,068 (KIDS SCREAMING) 1166 01:19:06,075 --> 01:19:07,785 - (NICK YELLING) - Nicky! 1167 01:19:10,580 --> 01:19:12,039 (NICK SCREAMING) 1168 01:19:17,378 --> 01:19:18,796 (SCREAMS) 1169 01:19:37,190 --> 01:19:38,357 LITTLE RUSS: What is this? 1170 01:19:38,441 --> 01:19:41,486 AMY: I don't know, but I hope whatever lived here has moved out. 1171 01:19:41,569 --> 01:19:44,155 NICK: This is the burrow of a lumbricus terrestris. 1172 01:19:44,238 --> 01:19:46,115 - RON: A what? - Earthworm. 1173 01:19:46,783 --> 01:19:48,326 They're dormant this time of year. 1174 01:19:50,495 --> 01:19:51,746 Plug that in. 1175 01:19:53,498 --> 01:19:55,666 I'm almost done here. 1176 01:19:56,417 --> 01:19:58,836 - (MOTOR RUNNING) - Is that a chainsaw? 1177 01:19:59,796 --> 01:20:02,423 No, it's more like our lawn mower thing. 1178 01:20:11,224 --> 01:20:14,101 - WAYNE: Tommy, stop the lawn mower! - DIANE: Tommy! 1179 01:20:16,604 --> 01:20:19,232 DIANE: Tommy, stop! Stop! 1180 01:20:20,817 --> 01:20:23,069 - WAYNE: Tommy! Tommy! - DIANE: Tommy! Tommy! 1181 01:20:23,152 --> 01:20:24,737 - DIANE: Stop! Get over here! - WAYNE: Don't go on the grass! 1182 01:20:24,862 --> 01:20:26,030 - WAYNE: Tommy! - DIANE: Tommy! 1183 01:20:26,113 --> 01:20:28,533 All right, together! One, two, three... 1184 01:20:28,616 --> 01:20:29,784 BOTH: Tommy! 1185 01:20:30,034 --> 01:20:31,494 Tommy! 1186 01:20:35,665 --> 01:20:37,667 I think we'll be safe in here. 1187 01:20:38,376 --> 01:20:41,546 - (RUMBLING) - (SCREAMS) 1188 01:20:42,213 --> 01:20:44,090 AMY: Nicky! 1189 01:20:44,382 --> 01:20:45,967 DIANE: Come on, come on! 1190 01:20:46,050 --> 01:20:47,426 No! 1191 01:20:49,846 --> 01:20:51,681 No! Help! 1192 01:20:51,764 --> 01:20:54,433 RON: Help! 1193 01:20:58,896 --> 01:21:00,731 - LITTLE RUSS: Amy, don't let go! - NICK: Amy! 1194 01:21:01,440 --> 01:21:02,817 (AMY YELLS) 1195 01:21:02,900 --> 01:21:05,319 Amy! (YELLS) 1196 01:21:05,695 --> 01:21:07,488 LITTLE RUSS: Hold on! 1197 01:21:07,572 --> 01:21:08,865 WAYNE: Give me that thing! 1198 01:21:11,200 --> 01:21:15,705 (KIDS SCREAMING) 1199 01:21:19,375 --> 01:21:21,627 - Nick said I could cut it, I swear... - When did you see Nick? 1200 01:21:21,711 --> 01:21:24,338 - Did you see him this morning? - No, it was yesterday. 1201 01:21:24,589 --> 01:21:26,924 Really, I'm sorry. I didn't mean to be so late. 1202 01:21:27,049 --> 01:21:28,134 It's okay, sweetie. It's okay. 1203 01:21:28,217 --> 01:21:30,344 Here, why don't you go home? Go on through the house. It's safer. 1204 01:21:33,472 --> 01:21:34,724 Safer? 1205 01:21:39,312 --> 01:21:41,147 I thought my folks were weird. 1206 01:21:47,695 --> 01:21:49,822 - LITTLE RUSS: My knee. - (RON MOANS) 1207 01:21:50,489 --> 01:21:51,782 Is everyone okay? 1208 01:21:52,366 --> 01:21:54,410 I feel like a banana whip. 1209 01:21:55,411 --> 01:21:56,537 (MOANS) 1210 01:22:02,084 --> 01:22:04,795 Nick? Nick, are you all right? 1211 01:22:06,923 --> 01:22:08,132 Nicky? 1212 01:22:08,549 --> 01:22:09,842 (NICK SNEEZES) 1213 01:22:13,763 --> 01:22:14,847 Dad? 1214 01:22:17,600 --> 01:22:18,768 Mom! 1215 01:22:19,101 --> 01:22:21,729 - Down here! - Mom! Mom, Dad! 1216 01:22:21,812 --> 01:22:23,439 - Dad, over here! - (RUSSELL WHISTLES) 1217 01:22:23,856 --> 01:22:25,399 (KIDS YELLING) 1218 01:22:25,483 --> 01:22:27,485 Down here, Mr. Szalinski! 1219 01:22:28,110 --> 01:22:29,528 (DOOR BANGS) 1220 01:22:41,874 --> 01:22:44,627 - (NICK SNIFFLES) - We'll make it, Nick. 1221 01:22:45,252 --> 01:22:46,420 RON: They're never gonna find us. 1222 01:22:46,504 --> 01:22:49,048 We were right under their noses. and they didn't even see us! 1223 01:22:49,131 --> 01:22:51,300 Don't panic, Ron. We'll... we'll find a way, okay? 1224 01:22:51,384 --> 01:22:53,302 I'm not panicked. Who's panicked? 1225 01:22:53,386 --> 01:22:54,845 Nobody's panicked! 1226 01:22:55,346 --> 01:22:56,764 (GASPS) 1227 01:22:57,098 --> 01:22:58,808 NICK: Quark! 1228 01:22:59,433 --> 01:23:01,268 Come on, everybody, grab on! 1229 01:23:02,269 --> 01:23:05,147 AMY: Go inside, Quark. Find Dad! 1230 01:23:05,231 --> 01:23:06,315 (BARKS) 1231 01:23:15,116 --> 01:23:18,077 - (HISSES) - (GROWLS) 1232 01:23:18,160 --> 01:23:19,912 - (QUARK WHIMPERS) - (CAT MEOWS) 1233 01:23:22,832 --> 01:23:24,458 (BARKING) 1234 01:23:25,960 --> 01:23:28,504 - (NICK YELLING) - AMY: Nicky! 1235 01:23:30,006 --> 01:23:31,590 - Quark, what's gotten into you? - (WHIMPERS) 1236 01:23:33,884 --> 01:23:34,969 NICK: Dad! 1237 01:23:35,052 --> 01:23:37,138 I think he just misses the kids. 1238 01:23:37,221 --> 01:23:39,640 (AMY YELLS) Dad, stop! 1239 01:23:40,808 --> 01:23:41,892 NICK: No! 1240 01:23:45,479 --> 01:23:46,772 NICK: Dad! 1241 01:23:46,856 --> 01:23:48,065 I'll tell you. At their size... 1242 01:23:48,149 --> 01:23:50,609 - LITTLE RUSS: Mr. Szalinski! - that backyard is like ten miles. 1243 01:23:50,901 --> 01:23:52,653 Giant blades of grass, 1244 01:23:52,987 --> 01:23:54,405 - huge insects. - (KIDS SCREAM) 1245 01:23:54,488 --> 01:23:55,990 It's a jungle out there. 1246 01:23:56,073 --> 01:23:58,034 They're gonna head right for the house. 1247 01:23:58,284 --> 01:24:01,245 (KIDS SCREAM) 1248 01:24:01,620 --> 01:24:03,330 Yeah, you're probably right. 1249 01:24:03,414 --> 01:24:05,041 - No! - (QUARK BARKING) 1250 01:24:08,794 --> 01:24:11,130 - AMY: Look down here! - LITTLE RUSS: Mr. Szalinski! 1251 01:24:11,213 --> 01:24:12,757 No, Dad! 1252 01:24:15,593 --> 01:24:17,011 Help! 1253 01:24:17,094 --> 01:24:20,014 - Dad, don't! - Don't! 1254 01:24:20,890 --> 01:24:22,308 Just gotta keep our eyes open. 1255 01:24:22,391 --> 01:24:25,227 Help! Don't eat me! 1256 01:24:26,854 --> 01:24:29,398 - Ow! - (WHIMPERS, BARKS) 1257 01:24:29,523 --> 01:24:31,192 Oh, my God. Look at this. 1258 01:24:33,277 --> 01:24:35,654 I'm down here, Dad! Dad! 1259 01:24:36,030 --> 01:24:39,408 - It's Nick! - Oh, Nicky! Hi, baby! 1260 01:24:39,617 --> 01:24:40,993 He's pointing at something. 1261 01:24:43,079 --> 01:24:44,580 Look, it's the rest of them. 1262 01:24:45,956 --> 01:24:47,500 (CHEERING) 1263 01:24:47,666 --> 01:24:49,293 I'm gonna go get the Thompsons. 1264 01:24:49,543 --> 01:24:50,628 Hang on, kids! 1265 01:24:50,711 --> 01:24:52,588 (CRACKLING, ZAPPING) 1266 01:24:52,838 --> 01:24:55,257 It obviously worked on the kids. I just don't get it. 1267 01:24:57,051 --> 01:24:58,803 Well, you better get it, Szalinski. 1268 01:24:58,886 --> 01:25:00,763 Russ, you're not helping. 1269 01:25:00,846 --> 01:25:03,474 - BIG RUSS: So, I'm not helping. - MAE: Russell, you got to understand. 1270 01:25:04,558 --> 01:25:06,060 NICK: Baseball! 1271 01:25:06,143 --> 01:25:08,020 Nick's trying to say something. 1272 01:25:08,562 --> 01:25:10,064 I can't make it out. 1273 01:25:12,817 --> 01:25:14,902 NICK: (YELLS) The baseball, Dad! 1274 01:25:15,569 --> 01:25:17,363 What are you saying, Nick? 1275 01:25:21,659 --> 01:25:23,035 Swinging? 1276 01:25:23,285 --> 01:25:25,996 - Sounds like-- - It's semaphore, Mae. 1277 01:25:26,080 --> 01:25:28,499 Wait! Uh...uh, flapping! 1278 01:25:28,958 --> 01:25:30,251 - WAYNE: Pitching. - MAE: Um... 1279 01:25:30,501 --> 01:25:32,461 - BIG RUSS: Throwing. - NICK: You're out! You're out! 1280 01:25:33,003 --> 01:25:34,130 Baseball! 1281 01:25:34,421 --> 01:25:35,506 - NICK: Yes! - LITTLE RUSS: Right! 1282 01:25:35,631 --> 01:25:37,174 - RON: The baseball! - LITTLE RUSS: The ball! 1283 01:25:37,424 --> 01:25:38,634 Baseball? 1284 01:25:39,218 --> 01:25:40,594 Good, honey. 1285 01:25:43,472 --> 01:25:45,850 Holy smokes. It's the laser! 1286 01:25:47,810 --> 01:25:49,937 I got it. The ball came through the window, 1287 01:25:50,312 --> 01:25:51,730 and activated the machine, 1288 01:25:52,565 --> 01:25:54,233 and got in the path of the laser. 1289 01:25:54,859 --> 01:25:56,277 Why didn't I think of this before? 1290 01:25:56,735 --> 01:25:58,571 - I could take a wild guess. - Shh! 1291 01:25:58,654 --> 01:26:00,781 It's creating too much heat That's way everything was blowing up! 1292 01:26:01,073 --> 01:26:03,576 - Thanks, Nick! - All right, Nicky! 1293 01:26:03,659 --> 01:26:05,035 Diane, you take the spoon. I'll get the machine... 1294 01:26:05,119 --> 01:26:07,663 Hold it, Szalinski. This gizmo's been blowing up fruit. 1295 01:26:07,746 --> 01:26:10,249 And you're not trying it on my kids until you try is on something living! 1296 01:26:10,332 --> 01:26:11,709 (QUARK WHIMPERS) 1297 01:26:14,545 --> 01:26:16,380 You know something? Maybe I should do it on myself. 1298 01:26:16,463 --> 01:26:18,257 I'll show you how to work the machine. It's not that hard. 1299 01:26:18,340 --> 01:26:20,259 - (OVERLAPPING CHATTER) - No, no! 1300 01:26:20,467 --> 01:26:23,429 - Do it on me. - Are you sure, honey? 1301 01:26:28,893 --> 01:26:30,311 How'd those get there? 1302 01:26:40,821 --> 01:26:43,407 (MACHINE WHIRRING, BEEPING) 1303 01:26:46,243 --> 01:26:47,411 Okay, Szalinski, 1304 01:26:48,204 --> 01:26:49,121 shoot. 1305 01:26:49,914 --> 01:26:51,749 - No reason this shouldn't work now. - Huh? 1306 01:27:06,847 --> 01:27:08,140 WAYNE: Stand back! 1307 01:27:08,265 --> 01:27:12,353 - Honey, you're so brave. - Come on, Mae. Come on. Come. 1308 01:27:24,823 --> 01:27:25,866 (SIGHS) 1309 01:27:26,116 --> 01:27:29,119 - Russ, are you okay? - Yeah, why? 1310 01:27:45,052 --> 01:27:46,178 So... 1311 01:27:47,096 --> 01:27:48,347 if this works, 1312 01:27:48,430 --> 01:27:50,015 do you want to go to the dance on Friday? 1313 01:27:51,433 --> 01:27:52,726 Can you dance? 1314 01:27:55,062 --> 01:27:57,773 - Not really. - I'd love to. 1315 01:28:17,876 --> 01:28:18,711 MAE: Oh! 1316 01:28:18,794 --> 01:28:20,337 - BIG RUSS: Russ, Ron! - RON: Dad! 1317 01:28:20,421 --> 01:28:23,716 Oh, I knew my boys wouldn't run away. 1318 01:28:25,009 --> 01:28:27,344 - Are you and Dad okay? - Yeah. 1319 01:28:27,428 --> 01:28:29,305 - RON: All the way across the yard.... - DIANE: We're great. 1320 01:28:29,430 --> 01:28:30,514 - RON: For miles! - BIG RUSS: Really? 1321 01:28:30,597 --> 01:28:31,849 LITTLE RUSS: Sorry about the grass stains, Mom. 1322 01:28:32,016 --> 01:28:34,184 MAE: Oh, don't worry, honey, I'll get 'em out. 1323 01:28:34,268 --> 01:28:35,769 RON: He saved me from a giant scorpion. 1324 01:28:35,936 --> 01:28:37,354 I was stuck with Amy for a while. She's all right. 1325 01:28:37,438 --> 01:28:39,815 I was right, wasn't I? It was the ball, wasn't it? 1326 01:28:39,898 --> 01:28:42,443 You were right. You were brilliant! 1327 01:28:42,901 --> 01:28:46,030 I wanted to go fishing, Dad. I didn't mean to mess everything up. 1328 01:28:46,113 --> 01:28:48,324 - I know, Ronnie. I know. - LITTLE RUSS: Dad? 1329 01:28:49,116 --> 01:28:50,492 If you really want me back on the team... 1330 01:28:50,576 --> 01:28:52,828 I don't care about the team. I care about you! 1331 01:28:53,537 --> 01:28:55,039 I'm proud of you. 1332 01:28:56,790 --> 01:28:57,916 AMY: I need to take a shower! 1333 01:28:58,083 --> 01:28:59,335 BIG RUSS: Szalinski. 1334 01:29:08,844 --> 01:29:10,012 BIG RUSS: Let's eat! 1335 01:29:10,095 --> 01:29:11,555 - Honey, make a toast. - WAYNE: Good idea. 1336 01:29:11,638 --> 01:29:12,931 - BIG RUSS: Oh, great. - MAE: Oh, I love toasts. 1337 01:29:13,015 --> 01:29:14,892 To the Thompsons and the Szalinskis, 1338 01:29:14,975 --> 01:29:16,477 - and many more dinners together. - Cheers. 1339 01:29:16,560 --> 01:29:17,603 - (GLASSES CLINKING) - Though I think 1340 01:29:17,686 --> 01:29:19,313 we're gonna be having leftovers for a while. 1341 01:29:19,938 --> 01:29:21,899 Wonder what's for dinner. Right, Russ? 1342 01:29:22,232 --> 01:29:23,650 Well, I guess I gotta carve this thing, huh? 1343 01:29:23,734 --> 01:29:25,402 BIG RUSS: Hey, want to use my chainsaw? 1344 01:29:25,486 --> 01:29:27,071 DIANE: Who wants bread? 1345 01:29:28,322 --> 01:29:29,990 (CHATTER AND LAUGHTER) 1346 01:29:38,832 --> 01:29:40,167 NICK: Hey, wait! 1347 01:29:40,709 --> 01:29:42,002 I get it! 1348 01:29:42,795 --> 01:29:45,589 French class! Ha-ha! 89292

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