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Home Alone: The Holiday Heist

Yes, I cleared level 17. Hey Finn, press pause for A bit why don't you kido.

- But this is a mega Boss Battle. - Will you look at that snow.

You never got that in California, that's for sure.

You know guys, I have seen Christmas before but this is Christmas Christmas.

In the frozen tundra of dragons and worriers There are ice serpents that spew frost venom.

Let's just keep it in the real world OK kido.

You are going to love it here, promise.

Finn, no more screen time until we're at the new house I'm serious.

Turn it off.

Okay, guys. Welcome home.

Its so cold.

Well?!

Oh boy

- Dad. - What do you think?

It's super creepy.

Come on buddy, don't be ridiculous. It's not creepy it's great. It is great honey.

Come on, wait until you see the inside.

Guys, come on.

Honey, you've done good.

And it's gonna be homely...

once we get all our stuff moved in. Look at all the space.

How can we even afford it? Did somebody die in here or something?

Alexis. I'm serious.

People get really good deals if they find like a dead body in the basement.

No body died. We got a good deal.

People moved out and we're moving in.

Maybe it's haunted.

Probably built on an Indian burial ground or something.

If we dig into the backyard, I bet we find bones.

Ooo fess!!! She's just pulling your chain, buddy.

Mom mom, what was that? Did you hear that? Was that a ghost - No, it's a Realtor.

Hello, Baxter.

I was just putting the finishing touches on this little house warming gift.

- Wow thank you. - And you must be the wee ones?

- That’s the wee ones. - Welcome to Maine.

They're not real good with real people.

They better with space robots and cell phones and things.

You're gonna love it here, I guarantee it.

Does that mean you'll take this house back if we hate it?

Ho Ho Ho Ho they just so precious aren't they?

Catherine, here are the keys. And if you have any other questions...

- I have a question. - What is it, honey?

In this house haunted?

Haunted? Do not be silly. It just has personality.

What's that supposed to mean?

Welcome Mr. Hughes. Nice ride.

If we're like going to the prom or something.

Is this the best we can do. Hughes this is Jessica. She's handling the security and surveillance.

Nice to meet you. Let's get right down to it shall we...

- This here is our next target. - A creepy old house?

A not just any creepy old house, my dear girl.

That creepy old house once belonged to Jimmy Crovano, a notorious bootlegger.

We're stealing boots?

Boot legging. He's smuggling alcohol. When it was against the law in the 1920s.

Boots, Booze, I do not care . Just as long as I get paid.

A well Jimmy, Dead Leg, Crovano, was known for two things.

One, his boot leg Moonshine. And two...

He was the previous owner of a priceless work of art.

Edvard Munch's, "The Widow". Oh, God, Sinclair not again.

I have finally found her...

You say that every time.

When we broke into the Boston museum, When we broke into the Bank of London...

When we broke into that Lama farm in Peru.

Sounds like a wild goose chase to me. I'm out.

- It's worth $85 million Dollars. - I'm in is what I meant to say, I'm in.

Good. Well, I think we've found our self A safe cracker.

Goodness sake. Am I missing something?

Against my advice she got romantically entangled with our last safe cracker.

Of course it ended predictably.

Now, look, this house just came on the market.

If we hurry, we can get inside before any one even moves in.

Mrs. Catherine Baxter. Look what the mailman hath brought.

Hu! Did you get into Hogwarts or something?

It's an invitation to a holiday party this weekend at my new bosses place.

And when I say place I mean private mountain.

Oh wow look at that, Eggnog, Elves, Santa Ow the kids will love this.

Hay sweetheart. Look what I found?

Your little pop stars singing machine, remember? I haven't played with that thing since I was a kid.

I love you daddy. You're so annoying.

Get out my room ha ha ha.

Hay ya wanna come on down stairs and help your mom and me unpack?

I'd rather die. Perfect have a good one.

Take that to Overkill ha ha ha ha.

Hey, buddy.

Games already? I was kinda hoping you might wanna explore the new house with me. . Ha what do you think?

- Captain Overkill's on line now. - Sorry, your playing another kid?

Yes, on line we play together all the time. It's cool, he's my friend.

Well have you ever met this friend like in real life? No.

But he's your friend. What do you know about him?

He prefers pulse grenades. Yeah, who doesn't.

Have you ever considered making some real friends?

Why? Well you gotta get out the house once in a while.

You know what I'm saying? Try something new.

Right, get out off your head once in a while you know what I mean?

Oh man. Pulse grenades, how does he always do that?

Okay, off. That's it.

No more games until you help mom and me unpack okay.

Lets go.

Coming.

- Done, want me to do the glasses? - I'm gonna say no.

- Smell that? - Yes.

You don't smell that in California my friend. That's called air. It's all around this place.

Hum smells good.

That's a tent.

How about after we get settled in, you and I go camping. Two men the great outdoors, what do you think?

Well you hate camping.

Ye well, maybe both off us need to try things out of our comfort zone here.

You wanna take that one down to the basement?

And, basement, I'm coming with you lets go.

People get really good deals if they find a dead body in the basement.

The basement level on "Dragons and Warriors" is a prison.

Filled with ghosts.

Ye well the basement in real life, is just a basement.

You can do this.

Dad like he's watching you.

Down the stairs!!!

Mom, I know but...

Go outside and go play it will be good for you There's a boy next door you can play with.

I do not want to meet anyone new. Can I just go upstairs and play my game?

Finn, are you trying to tell me you're afraid to cross the yard...

- and meet a friend? - What would we even talk about?

Ask him what he likes to do for fun.

Oh guys, I am so sorry.

So, what do you like to do for fun around here? Lots off stuff.

Like what? You know build snowmen make snowballs...

Go snow sledding, design snow forts go snow skiing...

make snow angels, start a snow avalanche, wear snow shoes...

play hide and go snow, did I already say make snowballs?

I get it, am but isn't there anything that doesn't involve snow?

We can make Snow Cones? Oh Wait...

Maybe you could come over to my place for video games. I have Robo Inventory 3.

It has multi-player. You can be a strike robot.

Na aa now way. Why not?

Your house is haunted that's why the last people moved out.

Haunted?

Doors creak open. Lights flash on and off for no reason.

It's the ghost of a gangster who was murdered there.

He was smothered to death in his sleep.

No way that's real. That's imaginary.

Oh It really. My mom said it was a long time ago...

but at night they say you can still hear him.

Walking around, dragging his deformed across the floor.

Looking for revenge against anyone who tries to sleep.

I'd like to hang out with you but I'm too young to die.

Dead Leg is watching.

All right, big guy turn off the Video game it's lights out. Can I do, can I do one more level?

Hi Hun, your liking your new room? Hello?

- Take your headphones. - They're ear buds.

Look, I know this move has been hard on you. So why are we here, mom?

It's my new job. Its a big step for me.

It's something I've been working towards a long time. But more importantly...

The reason we decided to move was because your father and I decided that we wanted the best for you and your brother.

The best like a 32 gig tablet computer with a pink sequin case?

There's more to the holiday's than just gifts.

Great, lame Christmas.

That went well.

Come on, we did it.

The Baxters have moved to Maine.

Maniens, Mania .. acs or Manomiums.

This is a mistake?

Did I up root our family for a stupid Job where nobody will appreciate me?

Sweet hart, we appreciate you. You know that.

And you know your going to be the best VP...

these maniacs have ever had.

I dragged us all the way across the country. Our children hate me...

- That's not true, and you know it. - Alexis hates me.

Ye okay, ye she hates you. But shes gonna out grow it.

And our son spends every waking minute plugged into video games.

Just needs a little push out of the nest hes a little shy that's all.

He has no real friends, friends his age friends who aren't space marines.

He's scared of his own shadow.

He's got an over active imagination, what's wrong with that?

Walking around, dragging his deformed leg across the floor.

Looking for revenge against anyone...

but my room is totally haunted by a ghost murderer aarrr.

What? Oh buddy.

Okay, look I understand.

Change can be scary. Moving, is never, never easy.

This isn't about change, Dad? This is about survival I want to sleep in here.

- There's safety in numbers. - Okay, honey bunch.

You are too old to be afraid of ghosts.

Real life is hard enough without making up stuff to be afraid of.

You heard the boss right I mean back to bed You'll be fine.

You'll both be singing a different tune tomorrow...

as an evil ghost smothers me in my sleep.

Back to bed.

Fine but if I have to sleep in there all by myself I'm taking precautions.

Robosquad 256.

Police shields up and scanners online.

Weapons are charged permission to fire on all ghosts.

This is not a drill.

Got you.

What in the world is going on. I was trying to catch the ghost!!

Oh for gods sake. With a stun gun in a tent?

I couldn't rule out vampire or zombie.

You are not to touch this ever.

But if I prove this house is haunted, We can move back to California.

- You're an idiot. - Alexis, don't call your brother an idiot.

Finn, listen You know you know what Hun it's OK I got this I got this its OK.

OK Sorry, Dad.

Hey, buddy.

Finny Finny Finn, that's ah impressive.

What's going on? I heard it Dad. It was... It was real.

OK well ah, where... where did you hear it Where is it?

Shuffling. Like someone was dragging there dead leg.

Oh, buddy look just a tree branch you can hear it that's all.

Dude, I know this is different than our old house.

But I promise you you have absolutely nothing to be afraid off OK, okay?

- We're too late. - Somebody's already moved in.

Well that never stopped me before.

We'll just wait until no one is home and then...

We'll strike.

Now eat up everybody we have a big day today.

We are picking out our Christmas tree, and we're getting new decorations, and...

Deck our new halls together. How does that sound?

We should prepare. The ghosts could come back while we're out.

Oh look kido, I don't care what you've learnt from your video game, there's no such thing as ghosts especially at Christmas time...

Ghost of Christmas Past, Ghost of Christmas present...

Ghost of Christmas future, Marley's ghost...

Well that's why we're getting a tree.

Because a little known fact, Christmas spirit repels all ghosts.

Now, hurry up. We're gonna leave as soon as your father is done clearing the driveway.

That could be a while.

Come on, I can do this.

- We can't live like this. - Amateur.

What are you doing weirdo? Making more ghosts traps.

I'm going to prove this place is haunted.

You'll see. Then we can all move back home.

There is no ghost, I was just messing with you. No there is.

So whats your big plan? Rap the ghost up and tuck it under the Christmas tree?

Look, if the ghost tries to get out of the basement while we're gone...

This wrapping paper will rip proof, the ghost is real.

Humm wouldn't real ghost just float through the door?

You're not helping.

The driveways clear. Are you guys ready, its gonna be fun.

With a crew back home we rolled in with shot guns and masks off Presidents and everything.

I'm usually Ronald Reagan. Do you want me to kick the down like yo...

Get down on the floor, nobody move, put the money in the bag or I'll blow your head off...

How fascinating. Why don't you just shut up?

We're in. Great.

Oh ginger bread cookies.

I like to eat the head first. Then the arm, then the leg.

Understand this. My crew is expected...

To slip in and out of our targets, undetected like ghosts.

Got you chief. Oh you got me Hughes did you? You really got me?

And that doesn't mean dragging in dirt and snow like that Or eating their freshly baked cookies.

And I don't care whether there ginger bread men or Chocolate coated macaroons...

Chocolate covered coconut macaroons were Steve's favorite.

Oh shut up, both of you.

Just look, this is important. There can be no mistakes.

Right, all right now look pull yourself together, Come on.

Deep breath. Come on now go.

Find yourself a nice window and keep look out.

You, come with me.

Is that a no go on a glass of milk? Now.

There's nothing here.

Ah that's just what the old bootlegger wants us to think.

You know, sometimes I even amaze myself.

Come on, Ronald Reagan. You're up. Get ready to have your mind blown.

Not use to doing this without the mask.

Oh would you look at that. It reminds me of Steve.

That's what I'm talking about. Ye move.

I, I don't understand.

Maybe somebody beat us to it? No.

Its impossible, all my research, all my planing.

All the historical cross checking, I...

My beloved Gigi should be here. Your beloved what?

We were supposed to have a house together like this.

To grow old together. Baby I miss you.

Can you please just return my calls?

Oh crap, I gotta go. Please just call me.

Code red! Code red!

Code red quick, we've been compromised go go go.

Okay gang, So your mam and I will get the straps Vin you and Alexis get the back.

Make sure the weight is balanced evenly. OK Alexis Fin

I'm gonna come to you guys. A ghost.

Are you sure you saw something? Yes, it was right here by the window.

Buddy, have you ever heard of the fable the boy who cried ghost?

If my sweater is ruined you are so...

We should check to see if anything is out of place. Finn come here, lets calm down and talk about this.

Cookies are missing look look look look. There were six ginger bread men here at breakfast.

Now there are only four.

All this proves is that someone disobeyed me...

when I said no ginger bread men for breakfast.

And look, a ghost trap.

The ghost is out. It came from the basement.

OK that is actually creepy. Don't encourage him.

Honey, tell your son there's nothing to be afraid off.

I think I just got the chills

Nothing came out of the basement!!! All of you are acting ridiculous.

She's right!!! OK there's nothing there and I'm just gonna check it out...

Dad wait...

Light on.

Oh for crying out loud. Frying pan, here we go.

OK... oo OK...

All is cool... looking good.

OK guys, look there's nobody down here. There's nothing to be afraid of.

Come on, Come on, Come on, we can not be late. Lets go!!

Hello?

Family? Hello?

My new boss is big on punctuality, lets get a move on.

Ye I don't know just trying to decide. Is this tie trying to hard. What do you think?

What ever makes you happy, honey. All I care about is that I time...

with a husband wearing pants.

Pants? Wow well Laa Dee Daa!!!

We are leaving for the Christmas party in five minutes. Why didn't you tell me?

I did many many times. My new boss, the mountain lodge...

Choraling eggnog... any of that ring a bell?

We had fun yesterday. Do we really have to do it again?

Yes, we do.

What are you doing? I have been calling you.

Turn it off. Just one more Level mom. Please I'm so close to victory.

I'm almost done. This is not open for discussion.

Oh man I was about to demolish Captain over Kills armored base.

I am sure they can be demolished tomorrow. Now hurry up, we're going to be late.

Why don't you just go without me?

Look, this is not a root canal or something Its a Christmas Party.

They'll be other kids there.

That I'll have to talk to. An and they'll ask me questions. And...

Will I have to sing?

Look I know your afraid off new situations, but I refuse...

to raise a kid that is afraid of everything isn't on a video screen.

Put on your shoes. I'm gonna murder your sister.

What's going on?

Somebody took my headphones. What?

That's it. Family announcement.

We are not moving back to California.

Not because of ghosts. Not because of poorly conceived acts of teenage rebellion, not ever.

We' are all going to learn to love this quaint little town and this big creepy house because we have to Humm.

It's bad enough you dragged us all the way across the country.

Now we've got to parade around with smiles on our faces just so that you don't feel guilty?

So what you'd rather not go? Stay at home is that what you want?

Totally, maybe I might actually like this place If I wasn't around you guys all the time.

OK great, you two can stay hear while your dad and I have all the Christmas fun we can handle.

Seriously? Ye you wanna stay home, stay home!!!

But there are some terms and conditions.

First of all Alexis, you are babysitting Finn.

Wait hold on. Works for me.

And no video games. No games no TV no music no phone.

They probably want you to leave her a phone? These are my rules, no phone.

Emergencies. Thank you honey OK, phone for emergencies only OK.

OK great well, I'm glad everyone got what they wanted.

Have fun not being part of this family.

Merry Christmas.

OK guys, we'll call you from the party. Behave.

I don't think we've ever made mam this mad before.

Whatever. So I guess its just you and me?

You're on your own weirdo. You leave me alone, I leave you alone. That's the deal.

But she took my game controller, what am I suppose to do?

I don't care. Whatever you want, we're home alone.

Mmm, I wonder if they sell them individually?

Huu alright I just have to stabilize the ankles.

Who's Gigi? None of your business.

What! Who's Gigi?

By the safe you said my beloved Gigi should be here so...

I wanna know who are we really looking for. Are we looking for a body?

Come here.

Gigi was my great grandmother...

and if you must know she is the widow.

Edvard Munch was so enraptured by her doleful beauty...

That he painted her into a masterpiece.

In the painting she's seen sitting with her children.

Her family. My family.

Oh the canvas was stolen decades ago. But I'm going to find her.

She belongs to me.

You okay sweaty? Sure, why?

Because your still holding Finns controller.

Thanks!

If I just... I do not know I.

I'm all for pushing Finn out off the nest a bit. But should we really leave them home alone?

In a new place? You know what a few hours away, will be nice.

Hey maybe they'll learn a thing or two about responsibility.

I'm jumping on the sofa. I do not care.

I'm eating junk food. I don't care.

I broke a lamp. I can't hear you and I don't care.

The name's Baxter. Finn Baxter.

Robo Squad 256, are you ready to infiltrate the core?

Yes commander, boosters engaged in three, two, one.

Attack.

Awesome!

Awesome!

Look at all the Santas. Look at that.

Welcome, welcome our new addition.

Thank you I'll see you later.

Mr. Carson, thank you so much for having us.

But of course, you're part of the Carson family now ha.

Over here guys Wait a minute.

Albert, I don't pay you to loaf about.

Please get our lovely new vice president an eggnog.

Oh no I'm sorry, this is my husband Curtis.

What! I'm her husband I'm Curtis. How are you?

My mistake, he's the spitting image of Albert My butler.

Now deceased.

Oh the ties the same to.

Have you ever thought of taking on the assignment off huu?

Hu well I never thought but I'm sure I could.

And you have kids to, seven of them. Huu two.

Oh its probably for the best, all those clutching little hands errrr.

Where are the little tikes?

Oh there still adjusting to the move. You know so we decided to leave them at home for the evening.

Great that's great. More reindeer to blanket for the rest of us.

I've hired the best real bearded Santas in the country.

To serve our cocktails.

Here's one now. Dig in!

CHALLENGE CAPTAIN OVERKILL TO A ROBO DUEL?

This time your going down.

What's happening? Hay hay what's going. No no no nnn no

Not the batteries. Come on turn on! Turn on!

Oh my gosh no no no no no.

Ha no! Ah Oh my gosh!

OK

Yes! Yes! OK! OK!

Noooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo!

No, Oh No Hu!

Ye! No!

Hi so how's it going over there? All is quiet with no music or TV.

I'm actually reading. Ha Ha, sure you are.

I am, an article about lipstick.

So it's not War and Peace, but hay I'm technically reading it.

OK and Finn?

He's downstairs playing board games with that Snow kid.

Oh he is that's great.

Hay It's really snowing up here, are you guys warm enough?

Yes, you don't have to call and check up on us every five minutes.

The phone is for emergency use only.

Fair enough I'll text when we're headed back. Love you.

Love you bye.

Now can you help me? It'll take you ten seconds.

OK I'll your dumb battery Then I'm gonna go check out the mall.

But you can't tell Mom I went out, deal Deal.

What was that? Don't be such a chicken.

I got it lets go. Why do you think a ghost lives down here anyway?

Cos I found the ghosts room.

Look.

But this was locked. I tried it.

A ghost must have opened it.

If you're trying to scare me Its not going to work.

It probably only looks empty.

In Robo Infantry 2, you could find amo rooms that looked empty...

but they would have a secret door. This isn't some stupid video game looser.

There's no secret door. See.

Holly cow Did I mention that the secret rooms were often booby-trapped?

Come on.

This is totally cool.

Oh OK Oh well you've seen it.

Let's go. Talk about a creepy family.

Ye wait wait come here. Come and look at this.

Look, look at the old women eyes.

I think, I think there moving.

Like she's watching us.

No, no she's, she's watching you.

Boo! Arrr, Aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa...

It was a joke.

Well, what do we have here?

Touch my hooch and regret it, Dead Leg.

Oh phone phone phone phone.

Finn, Finn I'm stuck. Open the door. Finn, come down here.

Finn, can you hear me?

What do you say we ditch this shindig?

Err its gonna take us a while to get back down the mountain in this weather.

Sounds good. I want to get home before bedtime, in case Finn is scared.

I love you.

To you my dear say your goodbyes.

Excuse me, everyone, out off my way

Ah theirs good news and bad news.

The bad news is that this little winter storm.

Has picked up you know.

And all the roads leading down the mountain will be temporarily closed.

Arr excuse me sir, for how long?

Good question, Carla. Oh Its Catherine actually.

For those in the back, Carla Baxter. Our new VP.

And asks how long we expect the roads to be shut down?

I have no idea. But the good news is.

There plenty more adult eggnog right. Go get them, Santas.

I'm here. Hello Finn, I'm down stairs.

Who builds a house like this is, this is so lame. Now I'm talking to myself.

Di Did you leave yet?

Gonna be stuck here for A while. Frozen Pizza in freezer.

[ I.M ] Make sure Finn's in bed by 10 pm Well A deals a deal.

[ I.M] Everything cool having fun don't worry.

OK OK well I guess we'll just have to make the best of it.

Ye I'll get you an eggnog.

Ooow you were out of pulse grenades.

You've beaten me like a million times. How do you always do it?

- Is this Andy? - Who's Andy?

- Wow how old are you dude? - Ten.

Man I thought you were this other guy I played with.

If I'd known you were just a kid...

I wouldn't of over killed you so many times. So what if I'm ten?

No, you rock dude you're good. You just need to learn to preserve your ammo.

- Do you know what the word conserve means? - I'm ten, not an idiot.

Right right sorry So how did you get so good?

Practice. You just got to devote 10 to 14 hours a day to the game you know.

Priorities. My parents will only let me play for an hour A day.

That's your problem right there. I live alone so...

You can play video games all day and night and no one ever tells you to clean up your room?

Ye it's pretty much thee best thing about going to College.

Sounds amazing.

So I asked for the new Robo expansion pack for Christmas. What did you ask for?

I don,t really do the hole Christmas thing since I don't live with my folks anymore.

So your not going to visit them?

Naa I don't really have, you know the cash... To blow on plane tickets right now anyways.

- So you don't get Christmas? - Oh they'll send me something.

- Well if you're alone, it is not really Christmas. - I never thought about it like that before.

I.. I'll keep you company. Wanna play again?

Sure. I'll even give you some pointers.

- O'Oh, Oh what you got to go? - Do you believe in ghosts?

Finn, I believe this plain of existence has many mysteries.

Right it's just a branch, just a branch.

Dead Leg.

- Perimeters clear. - No movement all good.

I don't want to alarm you, but I think I just saw someone in that window upstairs.

A flickering or a I don't know a shadow, or something.

This guy in town was telling me this place is haunted.

The gangster who stole your great grannies picture...

He got murdered in this house.

You left that part out didn't you. Maybe he doesn't want anyone to touch his painting.

You know if we had some sage we could cleanse the house out.

Don't be absurd.

- I don't want to upset some ghost gangster. - Look we're going in. Ghost or no ghosts.

Now come on lets go get your tools. You too come on.

- Dude can you still hear me? - Its the ghost hes back.

Did you watch a scary movie on cable or something? What no!!

Whatever you do, do not stay up late and watch R rated movies.

It sounds like a good idea, but you can't un-see that stuff man.

I have to do something. Hiding under the blankets sometimes works.

You're not helping. Be right back.

I thought you said they were at a Christmas party.

It's the ghost, It's the ghost.

Oh I know what it is. It's just a security device that's all.

Or maybe they didn't all go to the the party.

Look don't be silly.

You know Santa Claus, elves, eggnog... I mean people in small towns, they love that kind off crap.

I don't know. I'm getting a ghostly feeling.

I think I'm feeling it too.

Look there are no ghosts, you fools. I mean God Listen to yourselves.

Come on.

Err I'm not walking into a haunted house in the middle off the night.

I'm not crazy. I'm getting chills on the back off my neck.

- Code red, Code red!!! - Come back here, come back.

It worked. The ghost is gone.

What's that?

Finn!

Finn!

Finn!

Finn!

Alexis, are you home?

Finn!

Why!

Dad.

- Finn, it's me. - Alexis?

Get me out of here. I'm stuck in the basement.

- In the secret room? - Yes, moron. I've been yelling for you.

I'm in the upstairs bathroom. I thought you were at the mall?

I wish I was at the mall. Where are Mom and Dad?

They sent a text, they're gonna be late.

Great it's so creepy down here.

You gotta get me out now.

Walk up too the safe, Walk up too the safe

Aww she can't hear me.

I'll get you out somehow I promise. She still can't hear me.

- More snow. - I see that.

Wanna make snowballs with me?

I have a system to make the perfect snowball.

I can't right now. My sister is trapped in the basement.

Gonna have to buy supplies to her out.

Oh cool. See you later.

That,s 2152 dollars and 71 cents.

And whom should I make this out to?

We only take personal checks with a valid driver's license.

I must of left that in my other pants.

What can I get for a dollar 68 cents?

Happy holidays. Merry Christmas.

- I.m sorry. - Be careful, young man. What's the rush?

Is there a fire somewhere?

An Americano, on pumpkin Mocha Latte, with extra whipped cream. Thanks.

- I'm still not going in the haunted house. - What it gonna take for you...

Two bozos to complete the job you were explicitly hired to do.

That is break into an empty house and steal a simple painting. Please do tell.

More money. Aa ye more money.

More money oh you got to be kidding?

And you, you drag in filth and crumbs into the scene? And you, you botch the look out an amateur.

And now you want a bigger split of the spoils oh come on? I believe you want your Gigi back?

Look we had a deal. 25% for you...

25 for ding bat here and 50 for me.

Ye well the deals changed now since the ghosts.

50 Percent for me, 50 percent for Jessica, 25 percent for you.

What

Look we're gonna split it three ways. Otherwise we walk a Gigi goes bye bye.

You are a hard hearted woman.

Want to help me finish my snow fort?

I can't right now, a team off art thieves are planning an assault on my new house.

- I'm the only one who can defend it. - Oh cool see you later.

Billy

Alexis

The house isn't haunted we're under siege, Its being robbed!

This isn't one of your games Finn.

I know I was wrong about the ghosts before, but there are art thieves.

Just stop screwing around, and get me out off here.

Or find someone who can.

Whats up little man need some more players?

Thieves are attacking my house. I'm under siege.

What game are you talking about?

They're almost here. How do I stop them from getting in?

Um, sounds like a tower defense game!

Like level 17 on Robo Infantry 3.

Exactly. Now what are your characters skills and abilities?

Umm I'm good at traps.

Excellent, now don't just set one or two, the key to these type of games you need to stagger your defense OK.

I have to identify the weakness in my perimeter. And set the turrets.

Right but to really win, you need traps that deploy on there own.

Like your pulse grenades.

AAA you figured out my my secret now how much ammo do you have?

Well none, all I could afford was this spool of string.

I gotta get this game it sounds awesome.

- AAA so that's not allot to work with. - I can use my environment.

Great ye um that's how these games usually work. You need to think out side the box and find other resources.

Ye I can do that. Ye I know you can dude your like the smartest kid I know.

You can figure out the specifics. And hey if you need any more pointers I'll be online...

For the next eight to ten years probably.

- You know what my dad always says? - What?

You got to get outside the house buddy. Enjoy the real world.

It's the best game there is.

The only thing to be afraid of in this house is me.

Look at this.

See the house is haunted, the ghost knows were coming...

Oh really! Ah did the ghost use that bucket to?

- He's got a point. - Come on you two focus here... All right.

We're not a bunch of two bit bandits. We're not going to be stymied by a slippery walkway.

All right follow me OK.

Roll up garage doors, easiest kind to brake into. Good.

Hurry up.

Its stuck on something. Something supernatural.

Oh shut up, go help her go on.

Come on.

Stop screwing around. Jessica circle the perimeter off the house see if theirs a window open.

And you, Mr. President, Get into the garage.

The house has a mind off its own. Ah unlike someone I know.

Boring.

What are you looking at?

I'm in.

Now go round and open the front door.

I ain't afraid of no ghost.

Coming in handy, Rudolph.

How do you like me now?

The house has got me.

Gross.

Art Thieves?

Awesome. My perimeters totally holding up.

Hey err I've been searching the net and I can't find whatever game your playing.

This isn't a game, this is real. That's what makes it so cool.

Right Ahh, Sorry.

Wait hold up, are you telling me that your really a ten year old...

That's been left home all by yourself And now real thieves are trying to break in?

Yep, and my sister is trapped in the basement right now so I gotta go.

Oh my god wait I got to call the cops or or your parents or Jack Bower or something.

Where do you live?

I, m sorry but I'm not supposed to give out that information.

You know, stranger, danger.

Stranger, danger? There are people trying to invade your home.

Gotta go. Second wave.

Finn Finn

Finn...

Siss my defenses are holding.

You said they're art thieves. Which means they're looking for the painting.

Which means they're coming right to me.

You need to call the police. Call mom and dad. Call an adult any adult, do you hear me?

Your phone's dead. You really should do better about charging it.

It is cool they think I'm a ghost.

I don't care if they think you're Santa.

Don't worry if they get to you, we go with plan B.

Plan B? What are you talking about plan B?

Hey this is Alexis, I'm busy right now but leave me a message and I'll call you back...

Still getting voice mail? Something's wrong.

I want ha, I need to hear their voices.

They'll be in bed, that,s why no ones answering It's late.

Oh maybe but when they've said something I I need to hear they're OK from there own mouths.

I know, I know Me too, but... Attention everyone attention.

All good news this time.

They should have the roads cleared in three days, four tops.

This minor emergency will pass.

Mr Carson... If you have questions, just ask my man servant over there.

Oh no no I don't ah no sorry, don't work here ah no no.

Sir three days is unacceptable. People have to get home.

I have to get home now.

I have two amazing kids and they're home alone and I can't reach them.

An I have to go home to them now.

Sir I don't care if its a snowmobile or a helicopter or a fire up the snow plow.

I'll drive it myself, this is no longer a party emergency. Its a mammy emergency.

I want to go home to my kids. Do you understand me?

I am sorry sir, this is more important than my job and if you want to fire me, then go ahead.

Well well you're quite the pit bull aren't you.

It so happens I have some good chums in the forest service...

- who owe me a favor. - Thank you... thank you...

Help me. Get me out of here I'm scared.

Use help, Hurry up.

Oh hurry up.

You look terrible.

Help me. Get me out of here.

You grab one leg, I'll grab the other.

Right on three.

One, wait two, three... Aarrrr...

Stop squirming.

Stop smacking me. Owww...

Ooo Hu Ooo... stop kicking.

How dare you.. God.

Be careful, go fast but be careful.

What in the world... Hello?

- Mrs. Baxter, I'm calling about your son. - Who is this?

You do not know me, but I want you to know that your son is OK.

How do you know my son?

It's complicated actually, we met online and urr.

What? OK so that came out wrong.

Who is this and how did you get this number?

I hacked Finn's gamer tag and I got your Info from the credit card statement.

I'm worried something bad is going to happen to him.

Are you threatening my son? What?

Err no look high my name is Simon Hasler. And your daughter is locked in the basement.

You kidnapped my kids? What?

No hu I know this sounds crazy, but...

I'm phoning the police, you sick monster.

OK just let me explain for a second.

I will ruin you.

That did not go as planned.

What the hell is happening here?

It's the ghost. We've angered the dead.

Shut up. We have to find a way into this house.

There's a window open up... what.

I'm going up, help her up.

What are you doing? No no don't pull, push.

You want to go inside the house.

What happened to you?

Get off me.

Oh my back.

Thanks allot.

What...

Rudolph.

Do you feel it?

Hey its like someones watching us.

Who is it hurry.

What are you doing?

Cookies. Du Du Don't eat it.

What when I get scared I need sweets. I'm an emotional eater.

Nu Nu No!!! Sinclair said don't do it.

You look like Santa Claus Ha ha ha.

Very good, very funny ye.

Whose that, whose that?

All right come on.

I don't believe in ghosts Okay.

Oh yes yes nice trick ye...

Listen I know your trying to make me believe in ghosts...

but your gonna fail because I do not believe.

Who dares enter my domain and not believe.

You will believe.

For I am real.

I am the ghost of Dead Leg.

And you will believe in me.

You're not a ghost.

You're just a horrible little boy.

No no no no noooo noooooo...

On your feet... on your feet.

Where are the kids, where are the kids?

You got it all wrong, I just play video games.

Gun... AH a arrrr.

I told you it was no ghost.

It's that horrible horrible little... There he is.

My goodness get him get him get him...

Come here, kid.

I got you. I got him.

You get him? Yes...

Get him in there.

We got to go.

You stay here and watch him.

My pleasure. Hughes and I will get the painting come on.

Game over kid.

I should have known we'd get snowed in.

In the mountains in Maine, are you kidding me?

Its OK we're almost home. It's gonna be OK there smart kids.

They're smart kids.

Finn, can you hear me? It's time for plan B. They're almost here.

Plan B Finn... Finn...

Would you simmer down.

My sister is still inside you know and she can be really mean.

Oh really, well we'll take that risk. Don't say I didn't warn you.

Sit down and put your seat belt on.

Oh my god, Oh my god steve hello. Yes yes I was hoping you would call.

I'm willing to try if you are.

Yu you know, I I I just want to say that...

Get lost, you little monster.

Wait wait, Steve no oh beat it.

No No not you not you no no, you little monster get out of here.

N N n n Not you, not you Steve no no no I didn't mean it that way let me explain.

Wait hold on a second wait wait wait one second.

No No No No No Let me explain. Oh God.

Steve, hold on one second.

Wait oh my god hay, you got to be kidding me.

Stop it Arrrr stop it your gonna regret this you little... stop it.

How dare you.

Ho no you don't.

Forget it. I don't need this.

When you err cracked the safe before, did it ever occur to you too write the combination down?

Shh I've almost got it. I've never had to crack the same safe twice.

But I'll write it down this time, in case we want to come bake and crack it again tomorrow.

I really can't work out whether your being sarcastic, or your really really dim?

You see what I'm talking about?

The crime is happening right now. This is live footage of the actual criminals.

In Maine, I mean a a...

I don't want not tell you dudes how to do your job...

You missed the crime scene by like 3000 miles.

This is it.

Oh no they've cracked the safe.

Oh I am so getting paid.

One more step and I'll smash it to pieces.

What another child? Are they coming out of the walls in this place or what?

Children coming out of the walls...

Not literally. Watch the door.

Now young lady, you any idea how much trouble your causing?

I know this painting must be worth allot for you to go through all this.

A painting ripped in half, can be repaired.

The same can not be said for little girls.

- Got to go fast gotta go fast. - Careful, honey.

Slowing down.

Is it there? Ye yes

That was amazing. I mean I can't believe you did that Look at her.

- Snow is awesome. - Thanks.

Now you watch her. I'm going back for my sister.

- Yes, sir. - Finn, are you there? It's plan B time.

Finn, are you there plan B? Why you hes not going to help you.

Just give me the painting and no one will get hurt.

It's even more beautiful than I imagined.

- Really I think it kind off sucks. - This painting is rightfully mine.

It is my families brush with greatness immortalized.

A perfect reminder Sitting on my mantelpiece forever.

Wait if your keeping the painting how are we all getting paid?

We can talk about this later. Don't make me put on my Ronald Reagan mask?

I'm coming, sister.

Finn, it's plan B time.

Give it to me, total stupidity hey get out off...

She did it she did it she surly, ye...

Well go on open the door, you idiot.

I break into safes, not out of them.

Maybe you can work on that. In prison.

You did it, little bro. It worked?

It totally worked, so totally worked.

Hey kid whats going on, wait?

Kid kid help me out, I can't move.

Wu what did you do?

Move move move. You know what to do.

Guys come on, not again?

- Mama. - Are you all OK?

- Were fine were fine I promise. - We were so worried.

- I'm so glad to see you guys. - Is everybody OK here?

Ye but there are two bad guys trapped in the basement. What!

But don't worry. It's not to scary down there.

Bad guys?

Get me out of here. Please. Help.

Were you just gonna skip out on Jessica too, that's cold man. I new I should of stuck to my old crew.

My GiGi, I had her in my hands.

She's gone. So get over it.

Finn, I owe you an apologize.

You warned us you heard something. And we should off believe you.

I should have believed you.

It's OK it wasn't anything I couldn't handle.

Are you trying to tell me you weren't afraid? Well I was at first.

But an active imagination is actually pretty useful when your not using it to scare yourself.

How about you, Alexis?

Ye I was scared but hay at least this place isn't boring.

Your not gonna believe this.

That painting in the basement has been identified as...

The lost masterpiece by Edvard Munch.

- Edvard whom? - Munch.

That Scandinavian guy He painted the Scream.

The the what?

The scream. You know this.

Aw Dad, aw you guys, stop.

It was stolen from a museum in 1918. They thought it was lost forever.

It is valued at $ 85 million dollars.

Oh my god is there a reward theirs a reword right?

Funny you should ask, because.

As a finder's fee, they generously gave us this.

Four free member passes to the museum for one year.

Oh a not valid holidays or Sundays.

That's very nice. That no reward.

We save their famous painting and that's how they repay us...

by making us go to a museum? Lame.

This season isn't about material things...

Its about family, and we're all safe. And that is reward enough.

Oh one more thing.

The thieves were wanted in several states, and we got that reward too.

30000 Dollars.

30000 Dollars. Aw wow a shopping spree for everyone.

Video Games.

I want to thank you for helping my son Simon.

I just gave him a little encouragement He did it all on his own.

Sorry about the hole kidnapping scare.

I heard the a arresting officers a pepper sprayed you allot.

Ah they were just doing their job. Well a we make it up to you.

Finn tells me that you can't afford to visit your family this year.

Well ye umm, well we want to buy you a plane ticket.

So you can have Christmas with your family.

Really? That's that's unbelievable.

Merry Christmas. Merry Christmas.

Want to play? Ye lets do it.

So I have this new gun, you have to check it out.

Robo Inventory 3 expansion pack?

More levels more bosses, more online play.

It is, a tablet computer with a pink face. Yes.

Happy holidays, To Catherine, my new pit-bull.

I'm glad your working for me.

And it could be?

A perfect. Buddy?

Camping and fishing, you and me. What do you think? Cool.

So what are you gonna play with first?

Hay Mazar when we get back, can you show me your secret hideout?

Definitely. Can you show me how to build your snowballizzer?

Definitely. I can't believe the snow.

Snow is pretty assume hu. That's what I've been trying to tell.

Stand against the wall. Look at the camera.

Don't smile.

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