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[ Hercules Narrating ]
Previously on Hercules.
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A gateway
to another world appeared.
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Oh! Aaah!
Look out!
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Hercules!
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And when lolaus went inside...
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[ Ares Laughing ]
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You lose
your little buddy?
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I found someone
to take his place.
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[ Laughing ]
His double came out.
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- Where did you come from?
- I got my start at the Comedy Cave in Hellespont.
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- Hah!
- [ Hercules ] Meanwhile, in the other world,
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lolaus came face to face
with my evil twin...
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the Sovereign.
Yeah.
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There must be one of everybody
on both worlds.
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And when one dies...
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The other one dies
at the same time.
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But the Hind's blood
had the power to kill a god,
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and the Sovereign couldn't afford
to let it slip through his hands.
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I don't know if I can be a hero
when I get back, but I'm gonna try.
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Unfortunately, I had a feeling I
hadn't seen the last of the Sovereign.
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And I was right.
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[ Growling ]
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Oh!
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Run, lolaus!
[ Growling ]
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No.
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So I trapped the Sovereign
between worlds...
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No!
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where he couldn't
hurt anyone.
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And that's where
he's been ever since.
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No, no, no! No, no!
No, no, no, no!
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Very disappointed!
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[ Wind Whistling ]
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[ Rumbling ]
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Huh?
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[ Grunting ]
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[ Rumbling Continues ]
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[ Yelling ]
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[ Grunts, Yelling Continue ]
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[ Yelling Continues ]
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[ Rumbling Continues ]
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It started yesterday!
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Half our farms have
lost crops and livestock!
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Anyone hurt? Oh, a few broken
bones and lots of bruises.
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[ Hercules ]
You've been lucky.
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I'd say
it's getting worse.
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The gods must be punishing us
for believing in Dahak's lies!
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I don't think so. The gods fled
Olympus when Dahak came to Greece.
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- But where could they have gone to?
- I think I have an idea.
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- What is that?
- It's a doorway.
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Get everyone
out of here!
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- What are you gonna do?
- Somethingreallystupid.
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[ Yelling ]
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Aaah!
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Aaah!
[ Grunting ]
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Ohhh. Just once I'd like
to land on something soft.
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Ew.
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Ohhh.
[ Groans ]
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The Sovereign.
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Ah. Now I know
why I have a headache.
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[ Jingling ]
Hee-hee!
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Ohhh. Ow. My head.
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[ Exhales Deeply ]
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lolaus?
[ Jabbers ]
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[ Man Narrating ] This is
the story of a time long ago,
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a time of myth and legend,
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when the ancient gods
were petty and cruel,
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and they plagued mankind
with suffering.
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Only one man dared
to challenge their power...
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Hercules.
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Hercules possessed a strength
the world had never seen,
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a strength surpassed
only by the power of his heart.
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He journeyed the earth, battling the
minions of his wicked stepmother, Hera,
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the all-powerful
queen of the gods.
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But wherever
there was evil,
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wherever an innocent
would suffer,
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there would be... Hercules.
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- [ Screeching ]
- [ Roaring ]
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Hail!
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[ Jingling ]
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lolaus?
I... I mean, lolaus.
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You... You... You... You...
You keep away from me!
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Whoa, whoa.
Don't you remember me?
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I remember how you filled my head
with dreams about being a hero,
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then sent me to a world
I didn't want to go to!
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[ Huffing ]
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Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa. What happened? I
thought you wanted to go back to your world.
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Let me put it this way:
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The Sovereign is a kitty,
kitty, kitty, kitty...
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compared to the tiger
that's out there now!
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Wait a minute. You're alive.
How can you still be alive?
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Oh, uh,
what do you mean?
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The lolaus
I knew is dead.
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And when somebody dies
in my world...
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They die in mine.
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I'm dead! Oh-ho-ho!
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I'm dead, I'm dead.
No, you're not dead.
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You're not dead.
It's... It's this place.
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In the netherworld, I
guess the rules don't apply.
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But how did you end up in here? Ah.
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A portal.
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Heh. See?
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Uh, he hasn't
seen it yet.
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I told him I didn't know
how I got in here.
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And he believed you?
Yeah.
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[ Groans ]
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Maybe I'm not as smart as I
think I am. Or maybe you're dead.
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We're dead! We're dead! [
Blubbering ] We're not dead.
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We're not dead. We're not dead!
Listen to me. I need your help.
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You can stay and wait for the Sovereign
to wake up, or you can come with me.
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- I'm not going with you.
- [ Groans ]
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[ Whimpers ] I'm going
with you! Hee hee hee!
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[ Wind Whistling ]
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Hercules told us to go!
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I'm not going anywhere
until he comes out of there!
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Tartarus take you, Hercules.
You'll ruin everything.
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[ Groaning ]
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[ Yelling ]
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[ Squeaking ]
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Aaah! Oh.
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[ Laughter ] [ Woman
] Look! It's a jester!
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[ Laughter Continues ]
Oh!
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That hurts.
[ Whimpers ]
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[ Woman ]
What a clown!
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[ Woman ]
Dance, fool!
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[ Man ]
Make us laugh!
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Pbblt!
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Ah. Ohhh.
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Why would you do that?
Ow. What?
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Let them laugh at you. You hurt
yourself. That wasn't funny.
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Well, it is to them.
[ Panting ]
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Anyway, what do you
want from me? I'm a jester.
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It's my job
to make people laugh.
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At your own expense?
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I know I look like
your partner,
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but I'm not him, and I'm not
interested in hearing about him,
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and I'm really not interested in
anything you have to sa... Aaah!
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I wasn't even
talking about him.
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Look, I don't know what
you think I did to you,
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but the way I remember it,
you wanted to come back,
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because in your heart
you knew you weren't a coward.
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Well, now's your chance
to prove it.
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What does
that mean?
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The gateway's going crazy because
the gods from my world fled here.
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If I don't
bring them back soon,
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both of our worlds
will rip apart.
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Well, why don't your gods
just go home?
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That's what I'm here
to figure out.
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Now, I can find my way around
a lot faster...
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if I have a guide.
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Well, uh, y-you...
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Okay,
but when this is over,
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we split up
and go our separate ways.
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Fine.
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Now, you said that someone who's in
charge was worse than the Sovereign?
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[ Softly ] The Empress. The Empress.
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Dah! Shh! Shh!
[ Whimpering ]
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[ Machine Clanking ]
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Let the games begin.
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Afternoon, folks!
And welcome once again to...
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Wheel of Misfortune.
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[ Cheering ]
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The game show where
every contestant is a loser,
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and every loser
is a dead man.
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And now the moment
you've all been dreading.
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[ Cheering ]
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dddd [ Melodramatic Organ ]
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Hortius Milabash,
come on down!
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No! No! You're the next
contestant onWheel of Misfortune!
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Please, no!
I beg you! Have mercy!
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Have mercy!
[ Whimpering ]
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No!
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[ Host ] He's just
nervous. Come on! Move it!
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He's never been
in the spotlight before.
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[ Sighs, Mutters ]
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[ Host ]
And here we go!
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Let's take a moment to find out
about our contestant, shall we?
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[ Whimpering ] Tell us,
Hortius, where ya from?
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Please. I don't want to die. Wonderful!
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Glad to have you here!
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dddd [ Upbeat Music ]
Applause! Applause!
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You heard him! Right. More enthusiasm.
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And now for our first
and only question,
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How much wood
would a woodchuck chuck...
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if a woodchuck
could chuck wood?
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[ Exclaiming ] No hints
from the peanut gallery now.
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Ooh.
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Time's up, Hortius.
Your answer?
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He'd chuck all the wood
a woodchuck could...
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uh, if a woodchuck
could chuck wood.
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Let's see what
the judge has to say.
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dddd [ Melodramatic Organ ]
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- Uh... Mm!
- [ Buzzer ]
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- [ Whistling, Cheering ]
- What a surprise.
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Well, it looks like it's time to take
the wheel for a little spin-a-roosky!
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Around and around
and around we go.
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Where she stops,
nobody knows!
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What'll it be?
The mace? The saw?
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Haven't seen the crossbow
come up in a while.
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And here we go!
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- [ Bell Clanging ]
- Ooh. Tough luck. You got the torch.
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Cheese it! Quick, get outta
here! But thanks for playing.
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No! No! No!
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[ Screaming ]
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[ Giggles ]
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[ Screaming Continues ]
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[ Applause, Cheering ]
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[ Laughs ]
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[ Host ]
Hah! What a good sport!
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And now a word
from our sponsor.
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Nebula. Yeah. She gives me the willies.
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At least the Sovereign
laughed at my jokes.
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My loyal subjects,
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as your new empress,
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I look forward to watching
each and every one of you...
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die!
[ Cackling ]
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[ Continues Cackling ]
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[ Exhales Deeply ]
Spoken like a true sociopath.
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Well, thanks for
joining us, folks.
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And until tomorrow, this is your
old pal Falafel reminding you to...
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say your prayers!
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I'm starting to understand why you thought
it would be safer to be in the netherworld.
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Let me guess. In your world,
the Empress is a healer.
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Oh, not exactly, but she is
one of my closest friends.
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She and the Sovereign
are close, but, well,
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I wouldn't call them friends, would you?
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[ Bells Jingling ]
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[ High-pitched Voice ]
Uh, no. I don't think so.
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Boy, she's really...
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[ Groaning ]
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Morning, sunshine.
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Sleep well?
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[ Grunts ]
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Mine. Give it back!
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[ Growls ]
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[ Groaning ]
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- Give it back?
- [ Grunts ]
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Wouldn't that be
kind of a waste?
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You see, Hind's blood
can kill a god.
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And what good is it to you
stuck in here?
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Why not
give it to someone...
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who can
put it to use?
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Someone like, uh, me,
for example.
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[ Chuckles ]
I got a better idea.
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How about I rip out your small
intestine and use it as a jump rope?
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Ooh. I like it.
Can I use that one?
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Use this.
247
00:15:15,648 --> 00:15:17,866
[ Laughing ]
248
00:15:28,010 --> 00:15:29,560
Ohhh.
249
00:15:29,595 --> 00:15:31,705
[ Breathing Heavily ]
250
00:15:31,740 --> 00:15:33,816
You know, I like you.
251
00:15:33,851 --> 00:15:36,118
[ Growls ]
252
00:15:36,619 --> 00:15:40,072
Under different circumstances,
we might have been friends...
253
00:15:40,107 --> 00:15:43,008
if we weren't trying to
kill each other first.
254
00:15:43,043 --> 00:15:46,045
Speaking of which...
255
00:15:52,468 --> 00:15:57,356
[ Grunting ]
Perhaps I misjudged you.
256
00:15:57,391 --> 00:15:59,773
We might make a good team.
257
00:15:59,808 --> 00:16:03,345
[ Chuckles ] Can't do
it. Got myself a partner.
258
00:16:03,380 --> 00:16:05,615
Friend of yours,
as it happens.
259
00:16:05,650 --> 00:16:07,850
Your castle
looks real good on her.
260
00:16:08,350 --> 00:16:12,738
Oh, Nebula. [ Laughs ] No, she'd
never betray me. Actually...
261
00:16:12,773 --> 00:16:14,773
- [ Yells ]
- [ Gulps ]
262
00:16:16,775 --> 00:16:19,778
What is it?
I'm not sure.
263
00:16:21,280 --> 00:16:25,167
It feels like... Like... Like what?
264
00:16:25,202 --> 00:16:27,169
Like we've got company.
265
00:16:34,093 --> 00:16:37,596
That traitorous wench.
266
00:16:39,098 --> 00:16:41,100
I'll tell her
you said good-bye.
267
00:16:41,135 --> 00:16:44,103
[ Sinister Laughter ]
268
00:16:47,473 --> 00:16:50,292
[ Laughter Continues ]
269
00:16:53,846 --> 00:16:57,064
[ Squeaking ]
270
00:16:57,099 --> 00:16:58,849
[ lolaus ]
Right in here.
271
00:16:58,884 --> 00:17:00,886
It's the Sovereign's
bedchamber.
272
00:17:00,921 --> 00:17:03,389
[ Creaking ]
273
00:17:04,390 --> 00:17:07,393
Hmm. Cozy.
[ Nervous Chuckle ]
274
00:17:08,894 --> 00:17:11,030
I wonder which one's
his favorite.
275
00:17:11,065 --> 00:17:12,781
Oh, fourth one in.
276
00:17:14,283 --> 00:17:16,285
You said he was close
with the Empress, right?
277
00:17:16,785 --> 00:17:18,787
Maybe I can squeeze
the truth out of her.
278
00:17:18,822 --> 00:17:22,222
Don't forget
to use protection.
279
00:17:22,257 --> 00:17:25,894
The girl is rough.
[ Catlike Snarl ]
280
00:17:25,929 --> 00:17:29,531
Let me guess.
The God of... Love?
281
00:17:30,833 --> 00:17:32,801
At your service.
282
00:17:35,788 --> 00:17:39,625
You are planning to impersonate
the Sovereign with Empress Nebula.
283
00:17:39,660 --> 00:17:42,676
Well, there's
a little problem.
284
00:17:42,711 --> 00:17:45,330
You see, she's got
a new accomplice. He's, uh...
285
00:17:45,365 --> 00:17:47,715
Oh, he's a handsome rogue...
286
00:17:47,750 --> 00:17:50,319
a little ill-tempered
for my liking though.
287
00:17:50,354 --> 00:17:54,790
- Ares.
- Yeah. Your Ares.
288
00:17:56,175 --> 00:17:58,811
He killed the Sovereign.
289
00:17:59,311 --> 00:18:01,947
- Well, how did you know?
- Gut feeling.
290
00:18:01,982 --> 00:18:04,248
[ Sighs ]
291
00:18:04,283 --> 00:18:07,117
I am a lover, not a fighter.
292
00:18:07,152 --> 00:18:11,206
Still,
I'll do what I can to help.
293
00:18:11,241 --> 00:18:13,709
Yeah.
Um, the fourth one in?
294
00:18:13,744 --> 00:18:16,462
Yeah.
295
00:18:18,130 --> 00:18:20,082
Do these make my butt
look big?
296
00:18:26,722 --> 00:18:28,972
Huh? Huh?
297
00:18:29,007 --> 00:18:33,846
What'd I tell you?
Is this talent or what, hmm?
298
00:18:33,881 --> 00:18:38,400
[ Sighs ]
What.
299
00:18:38,435 --> 00:18:41,436
[ Groans ]
300
00:18:45,257 --> 00:18:47,407
What'd you do that for?
301
00:18:47,442 --> 00:18:53,031
Do you know how hard it is to find
barrel-balancing skull-jugglers these days?
302
00:18:53,066 --> 00:18:56,935
A lot harder than it's gonna be to
find a new Czar of Entertainment.
303
00:18:57,436 --> 00:18:59,438
How'd you like to go
back to being chef? Hey.
304
00:18:59,473 --> 00:19:01,555
I'm not married to the guy.
305
00:19:01,590 --> 00:19:04,293
Which reminds me,
we should notify his wife.
306
00:19:04,328 --> 00:19:07,897
[ Laughing,
Then Crying ]
307
00:19:07,932 --> 00:19:11,431
[ Crying ]
Don't cry.
308
00:19:11,466 --> 00:19:13,668
I've got this guy
in the hallway...
309
00:19:13,703 --> 00:19:15,836
who can flash-fry a yak
just by...
310
00:19:15,871 --> 00:19:18,373
eating a cauldron of beans
and bending over a candle!
311
00:19:18,408 --> 00:19:20,741
[ Crying ]
I don't care!
312
00:19:20,776 --> 00:19:24,029
I thought taking over the known
world would make me popular!
313
00:19:24,064 --> 00:19:26,949
But nobody likes me but me.
314
00:19:26,984 --> 00:19:29,299
[ Whines ]
315
00:19:29,334 --> 00:19:34,323
Oh, come on.
Th-That's not usually true.
316
00:19:36,592 --> 00:19:40,662
Someone has been sitting
in my chair.
317
00:19:48,303 --> 00:19:50,806
[ Breathing Heavily ]
I could use a hand here.
318
00:19:53,125 --> 00:19:56,645
- Bravo.
- Oh, ha ha ha ha ha.
319
00:19:56,680 --> 00:20:00,130
How could you?
How could you?
320
00:20:00,165 --> 00:20:04,253
- It's all your fault. I've had it with you!
- Let me go! I hate you!
321
00:20:04,288 --> 00:20:06,255
Where is the love?
322
00:20:15,981 --> 00:20:18,175
There you go.
323
00:20:18,210 --> 00:20:20,334
[ Giggling ]
324
00:20:20,369 --> 00:20:23,739
[ Grunts, Panting ]
325
00:20:25,123 --> 00:20:29,486
- Pookie! Is it really you?
- [ Bystanders Gasp ]
326
00:20:29,521 --> 00:20:33,849
It better be or someone else
is wearing my underwear.
327
00:20:33,884 --> 00:20:37,267
Say, Sovereign,
I thought you were...
328
00:20:37,302 --> 00:20:41,440
Yes, I know. Rumors of my death
have been greatly exaggerated.
329
00:20:41,475 --> 00:20:43,725
[ Chuckling ]
Where do they start?
330
00:20:44,726 --> 00:20:46,476
[ Squeals ]
331
00:20:46,511 --> 00:20:50,864
Mmm! So smooth!
No hair?
332
00:20:50,899 --> 00:20:53,218
I, uh, got tired
of keeping it trimmed.
333
00:20:53,253 --> 00:20:55,135
I know the feeling
[ Giggles ]
334
00:20:55,170 --> 00:20:58,573
[ Inhales Deeply, Grunts ]
Where have you been?
335
00:20:59,992 --> 00:21:02,519
Every day without you
has been an eternity,
336
00:21:02,554 --> 00:21:05,047
every eternity an infinity,
every infinity...
337
00:21:05,082 --> 00:21:07,416
Hey! I get your point!
338
00:21:07,451 --> 00:21:09,751
Speaking of which,
339
00:21:10,252 --> 00:21:12,587
when do I get yours?
340
00:21:12,622 --> 00:21:14,788
Ooh! Hello!
341
00:21:14,823 --> 00:21:19,077
[ Grunts ] So nice to have
you back, Your Torturousness.
342
00:21:19,112 --> 00:21:21,330
Shall I prepare
your favorite dish...
343
00:21:21,365 --> 00:21:24,598
moose mousse?
344
00:21:24,633 --> 00:21:27,100
Of course. Moose mousse.
It's my favorite.
345
00:21:27,135 --> 00:21:30,771
Aha! I knew it! The
Sovereign hated moose mousse.
346
00:21:30,806 --> 00:21:35,193
He's an impostor, Empress, a cheap
peddler of counterfeit hootchy-koo.
347
00:21:38,096 --> 00:21:40,982
[ Snickers ]
348
00:21:41,017 --> 00:21:43,834
[ Laughter ]
349
00:21:43,869 --> 00:21:47,406
[ Chuckling ]
If I weren't the Sovereign,
350
00:21:47,906 --> 00:21:49,908
would I do this?
351
00:21:49,943 --> 00:21:53,593
Waaagh!
352
00:21:53,628 --> 00:21:55,797
[ Falafel Screaming ]
Oh!
353
00:21:57,916 --> 00:22:01,720
[ Gasps, Groans ]
354
00:22:03,221 --> 00:22:05,724
Nice catch.
355
00:22:06,224 --> 00:22:10,479
Hey. Guy, you are one big
knot. [ Bones Crackling ]
356
00:22:10,514 --> 00:22:13,246
[ Squeals ]
357
00:22:13,281 --> 00:22:16,750
It really is you! I've
been hearing stories.
358
00:22:16,785 --> 00:22:20,288
What stories? You've got
a new partner in crime.
359
00:22:20,323 --> 00:22:23,000
[ Growling ]
Aaah!
360
00:22:23,035 --> 00:22:25,677
[ Bystanders Gasping ]
361
00:22:26,978 --> 00:22:29,262
[ Grunts ]
You were gone!
362
00:22:29,297 --> 00:22:31,800
I needed something
to pass the time.
363
00:22:31,835 --> 00:22:34,803
Besides,
it was just business.
364
00:22:39,091 --> 00:22:41,676
What kind of business?
365
00:22:41,711 --> 00:22:44,262
Who cares?
You're back.
366
00:22:45,113 --> 00:22:47,632
Love me!
367
00:22:52,687 --> 00:22:55,105
[ Grunts ]
368
00:22:55,140 --> 00:22:58,360
[ Gasps ]
What kind of business?
369
00:22:58,395 --> 00:23:00,613
Who's your new playmate?
370
00:23:00,648 --> 00:23:02,831
He's a god, all right?
371
00:23:03,331 --> 00:23:05,298
From another world...
like ours, but different.
372
00:23:05,333 --> 00:23:09,504
His comrades came here to hide, and he
needed me to make sure they never left,
373
00:23:09,539 --> 00:23:12,641
so that he could be
top god in his world.
374
00:23:12,676 --> 00:23:15,744
Mm-hmm. And where
are these gods now?
375
00:23:15,779 --> 00:23:18,095
[ Gasps ]
We trapped them...
376
00:23:18,130 --> 00:23:20,515
in the Labyrinth
of Eternal Memory.
377
00:23:21,516 --> 00:23:24,818
Hmm. I approve.
378
00:23:24,853 --> 00:23:29,324
[ Inhales Deeply ] You know,
just out of curiosity...
379
00:23:29,359 --> 00:23:33,795
Uh-huh? Uh, what did you
get out of the deal, hmm?
380
00:23:33,830 --> 00:23:36,298
[ Huffs ] I'm Empress, aren't I?
381
00:23:36,333 --> 00:23:38,648
Really?
Uh-huh.
382
00:23:38,683 --> 00:23:41,369
[ Hercules ] Guards! [ Guard ] Yeah.
383
00:23:42,687 --> 00:23:46,191
Lock the Empress in my
bedchamber... [ Catlike Snarling ]
384
00:23:46,691 --> 00:23:48,693
and make sure
that she doesn't leave.
385
00:23:49,194 --> 00:23:51,696
[ Passionate Moan ]
Huh. Meow.
386
00:23:52,197 --> 00:23:53,698
[ Sighs Heavily ]
387
00:23:54,199 --> 00:23:56,201
[ Catlike Hiss ]
[ Whimpers ]
388
00:23:58,203 --> 00:23:59,704
Did I miss something?
389
00:23:59,739 --> 00:24:02,340
[ Yelling ]
390
00:24:06,795 --> 00:24:09,297
The Sovereign's back!
The Sovereign's back!
391
00:24:09,332 --> 00:24:11,249
Oh, no!
Run for your life!
392
00:24:12,751 --> 00:24:15,253
So am I. [ Woman ] Oh, no!
393
00:24:15,288 --> 00:24:18,256
[ Wind Whistling ]
394
00:24:20,258 --> 00:24:23,078
Zeus built this place for the
Sovereign when he was a baby.
395
00:24:24,446 --> 00:24:26,748
They say that designing it
was what drove Zeus insane.
396
00:24:26,783 --> 00:24:29,166
Zeus is insane?
Oh, yeah, yeah.
397
00:24:29,201 --> 00:24:31,703
He's a few sandwiches
short of a picnic.
398
00:24:31,738 --> 00:24:35,122
Like father, like son.
399
00:24:35,157 --> 00:24:39,426
What are you doing? I'm, uh,
letting the wind be our guide.
400
00:24:39,461 --> 00:24:43,949
It'll blow toward an opening, and follow
the draft to the center, then out again.
401
00:24:46,451 --> 00:24:49,637
[ Sighs ] Look, you've been
a big help to me already.
402
00:24:49,672 --> 00:24:52,824
If you don't wanna go on
any further, I'll understand.
403
00:24:56,344 --> 00:24:59,848
The other lolaus wouldn't
have hesitated, would he?
404
00:24:59,883 --> 00:25:01,850
Thought you didn't
want to hear about him.
405
00:25:02,350 --> 00:25:05,804
Yeah, but I'm right, though, aren't I?
He'd have just jumped straight in with you.
406
00:25:05,839 --> 00:25:08,306
Oh, yeah. He wouldn't
let people laugh at him.
407
00:25:08,807 --> 00:25:10,308
He'd have had
more self-respect.
408
00:25:10,809 --> 00:25:13,410
Well, like you said,
you're not him.
409
00:25:13,445 --> 00:25:16,948
And just because you made different choices,
that doesn't make your choices wrong.
410
00:25:16,983 --> 00:25:18,884
Yes, it does.
411
00:25:20,886 --> 00:25:24,372
lolaus, what's going on? I mean,
why do you keep beating yourself up?
412
00:25:25,373 --> 00:25:27,674
[ Snarling ]
413
00:25:27,709 --> 00:25:31,213
[ Whimpering ]
[ Snarling Continues ]
414
00:25:31,248 --> 00:25:33,715
Hold that thought.
415
00:25:38,653 --> 00:25:40,639
[ Snarling ]
416
00:25:44,309 --> 00:25:47,596
Here we go again. Oh. I
wonder if it's poisonous.
417
00:25:48,096 --> 00:25:50,413
Does it really matter?
Don't move.
418
00:25:50,448 --> 00:25:53,451
Are you kidding? I can't
move. I'm terrified.
419
00:25:54,753 --> 00:25:56,504
Aaah!
420
00:26:00,792 --> 00:26:03,245
- [ Snarls ]
- Hey! Hey! Over here!
421
00:26:03,280 --> 00:26:05,714
Come on!
[ Growls ]
422
00:26:06,965 --> 00:26:09,533
[ Roars ]
423
00:26:09,568 --> 00:26:13,054
- [ Gasps ]
- Oops. Wrong way.
424
00:26:13,089 --> 00:26:14,856
[ Yelps ]
425
00:26:20,979 --> 00:26:22,998
Get away!
426
00:26:25,984 --> 00:26:28,401
Like that'll work.
427
00:26:28,436 --> 00:26:31,373
- [ Roars ]
- [ Jabbering ]
428
00:26:34,342 --> 00:26:36,311
[ Grunting, Squeals ]
429
00:26:40,699 --> 00:26:44,502
[ Whimpering ]
430
00:26:54,145 --> 00:26:56,381
[ Jabbering ]
431
00:27:00,051 --> 00:27:02,837
That worked.
432
00:27:14,766 --> 00:27:16,993
[ Snarling ]
433
00:27:17,028 --> 00:27:19,185
[ Whimpering ]
434
00:27:19,220 --> 00:27:21,222
You wanted to come along.
435
00:27:24,225 --> 00:27:26,194
dddd [ Humming ]
436
00:27:29,197 --> 00:27:31,700
dddd [ Continues Humming ]
437
00:27:31,735 --> 00:27:33,667
Ahhh. Ooh.
438
00:27:33,702 --> 00:27:36,204
No need to get all
gussied up on my account.
439
00:27:36,239 --> 00:27:38,321
I'll come willingly.
440
00:27:38,356 --> 00:27:41,393
[ Growls ]
Get out of here, Ares!
441
00:27:42,260 --> 00:27:44,696
Our deal's finished.
442
00:27:44,731 --> 00:27:46,932
[ Inhales Deeply ]
443
00:27:46,967 --> 00:27:49,134
[ Sniffing Loudly ]
444
00:27:51,136 --> 00:27:53,138
Ahhh. I don't get it.
445
00:27:53,638 --> 00:27:55,640
I'm tall, I'm dark,
I'm handsome.
446
00:27:56,141 --> 00:28:00,662
I got a great job, and
I can stay up all night!
447
00:28:00,697 --> 00:28:05,183
- Why don't you like me?
- Because you remind me...
448
00:28:05,218 --> 00:28:10,689
of that sickenly saccharin
God of Love! Ugh!
449
00:28:10,724 --> 00:28:16,444
And in my world,
you're just asnice...
450
00:28:16,479 --> 00:28:18,345
as you are here.
451
00:28:18,380 --> 00:28:20,882
And it's killing me that
I can't have either of you!
452
00:28:21,366 --> 00:28:24,284
Tell it to the Sovereign.
453
00:28:24,319 --> 00:28:27,222
He'll be walking through
that door any moment now.
454
00:28:29,040 --> 00:28:31,808
[ Gasps ]
455
00:28:31,843 --> 00:28:34,145
You told him everything,
didn't you?
456
00:28:34,180 --> 00:28:36,312
What if I did?
457
00:28:36,347 --> 00:28:39,234
He was very impressed.
458
00:28:42,237 --> 00:28:45,073
If I didn't want you
so bad,
459
00:28:45,108 --> 00:28:47,874
I'd have killed you already!
460
00:28:47,909 --> 00:28:50,161
The Sovereign is dead!
You told Hercules everything!
461
00:28:50,962 --> 00:28:53,747
Oh. My do-gooder brother
butting in.
462
00:28:53,782 --> 00:28:56,835
Keeping the gods prisoner in the
labyrinth is no longer an option.
463
00:28:58,203 --> 00:29:01,055
Why can't we all just...
464
00:29:01,090 --> 00:29:03,057
get along?
465
00:29:19,357 --> 00:29:23,344
We're lost, aren't we? It's
a labyrinth. That's the point.
466
00:29:24,345 --> 00:29:27,223
[ Wind Whistling ]
467
00:29:27,258 --> 00:29:30,101
We go that way.
Oh!
468
00:29:35,573 --> 00:29:40,295
I am so glad you two
are finally getting close.
469
00:29:41,279 --> 00:29:44,714
Oh. The other Ares?
470
00:29:44,749 --> 00:29:46,751
He's coming
to kill your gods.
471
00:29:46,786 --> 00:29:48,668
Well, there's
a surprise.
472
00:29:48,703 --> 00:29:52,207
Uh, can you distract him
before he gets here?
473
00:29:52,707 --> 00:29:54,709
I am a lover... Not a
fighter. Yeah, I know.
474
00:29:54,744 --> 00:29:57,645
But you can still
slow him down.
475
00:29:59,614 --> 00:30:01,533
What'd you have in mind?
476
00:30:02,233 --> 00:30:05,620
The Sovereign's dead?
[ Sobs ]
477
00:30:05,655 --> 00:30:10,673
[ Wailing ]
478
00:30:10,708 --> 00:30:12,642
[ Wailing Continues ]
479
00:30:12,677 --> 00:30:17,131
Please! Like you actually
cared for this clown.
480
00:30:17,166 --> 00:30:21,586
No! I just thought
I was gonna get lucky tonight!
481
00:30:21,621 --> 00:30:24,089
[ Nebula Wailing ]
482
00:30:24,124 --> 00:30:26,558
Oh, but you are.
483
00:30:30,061 --> 00:30:32,479
I gotta go back to work,
484
00:30:32,514 --> 00:30:35,049
find a more permanent
solution to my problem.
485
00:30:39,053 --> 00:30:42,507
[ Breathing Heavily ] You're
not going anywhere, ya hunk...
486
00:30:42,542 --> 00:30:44,810
a hunk of burning love!
487
00:30:44,845 --> 00:30:47,043
[ Ares ]
Ho, Mama!
488
00:30:47,078 --> 00:30:50,213
[ Both Grunting ]
[ Cat Screeches ]
489
00:30:50,248 --> 00:30:53,601
[ Loud Shouting, Grunting
] [ Nebula ] Yes! Yes!
490
00:30:53,636 --> 00:30:55,568
I can't bear to look.
[ Cat Screeches ]
491
00:30:55,603 --> 00:30:57,605
[ Nebula Grunting ]
Gimme what you got, baby!
492
00:30:58,106 --> 00:30:59,991
[ Load Moaning ] [ Ares ] Help!
493
00:31:01,709 --> 00:31:04,512
[ Squeaking ] [ Gasps ] What was that?
494
00:31:04,547 --> 00:31:07,315
- [ Squeaking ]
- Nothing. It's a rat.
495
00:31:07,350 --> 00:31:09,209
Aaah! It's a rat!
496
00:31:09,244 --> 00:31:11,034
Oh, it's a rat!
497
00:31:11,069 --> 00:31:13,821
Look. It's a lot more scared
of you than you are of it.
498
00:31:13,856 --> 00:31:16,824
Yeah?
Why does it look so calm?
499
00:31:18,826 --> 00:31:23,298
Hercules, maybe
this was a mistake.
500
00:31:23,333 --> 00:31:25,765
I shouldn't have come.
501
00:31:25,800 --> 00:31:28,303
I'm a coward, Hercules. I always
have been. I always will be.
502
00:31:28,338 --> 00:31:30,537
That's not true.
It took a lot of courage...
503
00:31:30,572 --> 00:31:33,825
for you to come back to this world
without knowing what you might face.
504
00:31:33,860 --> 00:31:36,259
No. You don't
understand.
505
00:31:36,294 --> 00:31:38,296
[ Sighs ] I wanted to
be like you, Hercules.
506
00:31:38,331 --> 00:31:40,763
I... I wanted
to be a hero.
507
00:31:40,798 --> 00:31:42,765
So when the empress
came to power,
508
00:31:42,800 --> 00:31:45,303
I helped a group of rebels
to revolt against her.
509
00:31:45,803 --> 00:31:46,769
Charge!
510
00:31:46,804 --> 00:31:49,756
Most of them
were killed.
511
00:31:49,791 --> 00:31:53,226
And I ran away to the only
place I knew I'd be safe.
512
00:31:53,261 --> 00:31:58,266
I'd seen through the portal to where the
Sovereign was trapped between the worlds.
513
00:31:58,301 --> 00:32:01,269
It was like jumping from
the frying pan into the fire.
514
00:32:01,769 --> 00:32:04,272
But I didn't
have any other choice.
515
00:32:07,275 --> 00:32:09,742
I'm sorry.
No, I'm sorry.
516
00:32:09,777 --> 00:32:12,780
I was angry at myself, and
it was easier to blame you...
517
00:32:12,815 --> 00:32:16,284
than to admit what a
weakling I really am.
518
00:32:16,319 --> 00:32:18,252
lolaus, look.
[ Swords Clanging ]
519
00:32:20,755 --> 00:32:21,721
[ Whimpering ]
520
00:32:21,756 --> 00:32:26,192
Oh. Wh-Wh-Wha-What...
521
00:32:26,227 --> 00:32:29,464
Its your memories. The labyrinth
is replaying them somehow.
522
00:32:30,765 --> 00:32:33,251
I don't remember this.
523
00:32:34,969 --> 00:32:37,203
[ Whimpers ]
524
00:32:37,238 --> 00:32:39,223
This can't be good.
No.
525
00:32:42,493 --> 00:32:45,997
[ Whimpers ] I guess this
would be a good time for a joke.
526
00:32:46,032 --> 00:32:47,999
A strapping young girl
from Lesbos...
527
00:32:48,499 --> 00:32:50,709
Oh, bad timing. I know.
Story of my life.
528
00:32:50,744 --> 00:32:52,885
"Story of your life. " That's it! What?
529
00:32:52,920 --> 00:32:56,507
That's what's pulling us down. Your memories,
your regrets... you're living in the past.
530
00:32:57,008 --> 00:33:00,495
Oh, great. And I'm taking you with me.
I told you I should never have come.
531
00:33:00,530 --> 00:33:03,014
Put your past behind you, or
we'll never get out of here. How?
532
00:33:03,514 --> 00:33:06,701
Just shut it out of your mind. You
must have something to look forward to.
533
00:33:06,736 --> 00:33:09,002
Death?
No.
534
00:33:09,037 --> 00:33:12,607
Well, uh, you know,
there is one thing.
535
00:33:22,867 --> 00:33:25,303
Whatever it is, it's working.
536
00:33:32,977 --> 00:33:35,963
No. Keep looking ahead of
you, lolaus. Don't look back.
537
00:33:40,835 --> 00:33:43,269
[ Laughing ]
538
00:33:43,304 --> 00:33:46,808
You see? I had to make sure to
remember to forget to remember.
539
00:33:46,843 --> 00:33:48,793
Yeah.
540
00:33:49,794 --> 00:33:52,296
[ Wind Whistling ]
541
00:33:53,297 --> 00:33:55,299
We're almost there.
Oh. Huh.
542
00:33:55,334 --> 00:33:57,767
Almost... Oh!
543
00:33:57,802 --> 00:34:01,656
[ Ares Moaning Loudly ]
544
00:34:01,691 --> 00:34:03,623
Charge!
545
00:34:03,658 --> 00:34:06,160
Hyah!
[ Grunts ]
546
00:34:06,195 --> 00:34:08,628
[ Gasps ]
Water!
547
00:34:08,663 --> 00:34:11,514
[ Breathing Heavily ]
I'm not done with you yet.
548
00:34:11,549 --> 00:34:15,284
You know what they say.
Tenth time's the charm. Ohhh.
549
00:34:15,319 --> 00:34:18,806
[ Ares ] Tell me, Your Highness,
what did I do to deserve this?
550
00:34:18,841 --> 00:34:20,773
Oh, nothing.
551
00:34:20,808 --> 00:34:23,276
[ Gasps ]
Nothing!
552
00:34:23,311 --> 00:34:26,464
- [ Screaming ]
- [ Ares Thumps On Floor ]
553
00:34:27,832 --> 00:34:29,917
[ Sneers ]
554
00:34:33,805 --> 00:34:35,606
[ Growling ]
555
00:34:38,109 --> 00:34:41,627
You! I owe you for this!
556
00:34:41,662 --> 00:34:44,997
You moron!
This was a distraction!
557
00:34:45,032 --> 00:34:47,535
Hercules has probably
freed the gods by now!
558
00:34:50,421 --> 00:34:53,157
[ Yelps ]
559
00:34:54,475 --> 00:34:56,911
[ Wind Whistling ]
560
00:35:03,084 --> 00:35:05,318
I don't get it.
561
00:35:05,353 --> 00:35:08,172
The empress said the gods were
in here, but where are they?
562
00:35:08,207 --> 00:35:10,006
In there.
563
00:35:10,041 --> 00:35:11,826
[ Muted Cries ]
564
00:35:16,230 --> 00:35:18,698
[ Cries Continue ]
565
00:35:18,733 --> 00:35:21,736
[ Man ] Let us out! [ Woman Shouts ]
566
00:35:23,104 --> 00:35:26,574
[ Muted Voices Continue,
Indistinct ]
567
00:35:29,510 --> 00:35:33,014
Let's get you back where you
belong, and, boy, do you owe me.
568
00:35:33,049 --> 00:35:35,283
Let's go.
569
00:35:39,070 --> 00:35:41,072
Uh-oh. [ Man, Muted ] Help, please!
570
00:35:41,107 --> 00:35:43,441
[ Woman ] Help us! Hmm.
571
00:35:47,812 --> 00:35:50,079
This isn't good.
572
00:35:50,114 --> 00:35:52,366
All right.
You try that one...
573
00:35:52,401 --> 00:35:54,619
and I'll... I'll go back
this way.
574
00:36:00,958 --> 00:36:03,461
[ Muted Voices Continue ]
575
00:36:04,962 --> 00:36:07,448
[ Sighs ]
576
00:36:14,755 --> 00:36:17,458
Huh. Are we coming
or going?
577
00:36:17,493 --> 00:36:20,126
It looks like we're staying.
578
00:36:20,161 --> 00:36:23,114
- How do we get out of it?
- [ Rumbling ]
579
00:36:23,149 --> 00:36:25,431
When your ashes
are in an urn!
580
00:36:25,466 --> 00:36:27,934
Think, Ares. I know
it's a stretch but try.
581
00:36:27,969 --> 00:36:30,329
You can't rule the world
if there's no world left.
582
00:36:30,364 --> 00:36:32,690
- Nothing wrong with starting over!
- [ Whimpers ]
583
00:36:33,191 --> 00:36:35,026
lolaus, catch!
584
00:36:35,061 --> 00:36:37,009
Aaah! Oh!
585
00:36:37,044 --> 00:36:39,764
Hyah! Ohhh!
[ Grunts ]
586
00:36:40,164 --> 00:36:41,549
Whoops!
587
00:36:48,306 --> 00:36:50,122
Oh! Oh.
588
00:36:50,157 --> 00:36:53,160
[ Breathing Heavily ] I should
have learned to play ball.
589
00:36:54,145 --> 00:36:56,547
[ Growling ]
590
00:37:05,990 --> 00:37:07,425
Hah!
591
00:37:11,829 --> 00:37:14,365
Ohhh!
592
00:37:23,708 --> 00:37:26,659
- Ares.
- Hmm?
593
00:37:26,694 --> 00:37:30,865
- It's weird, isn't it?
- I'll give you weird.
594
00:37:34,619 --> 00:37:37,488
- [ Laughing ]
- Have a nice trip.
595
00:37:37,523 --> 00:37:40,791
- Whoa!
- See you next fall!
596
00:37:42,159 --> 00:37:45,246
- Whoa!
- Welcome back.
597
00:37:46,631 --> 00:37:48,883
- Whoa!
- [ Laughing ]
598
00:37:48,918 --> 00:37:49,884
Oh!
599
00:37:50,368 --> 00:37:52,251
Whoa!
600
00:37:52,286 --> 00:37:54,305
Lights out!
601
00:37:56,007 --> 00:38:00,027
- Yes, yes, yes! - I'm starting to
enjoy these little get-togethers.
602
00:38:01,529 --> 00:38:03,414
- lolaus.
- [ Grunts ]
603
00:38:06,834 --> 00:38:09,804
[ Muted Voices Shouting ]
604
00:38:11,706 --> 00:38:14,342
You won't be needing this.
605
00:38:16,844 --> 00:38:21,664
Now, where is that...
606
00:38:21,699 --> 00:38:25,169
[ Whimpering ]
Give me the sphere...
607
00:38:25,204 --> 00:38:27,638
or your
little friend dies.
608
00:38:28,139 --> 00:38:32,093
Sure thing, Empress.
Heads up.
609
00:38:33,344 --> 00:38:35,846
[ Groans ]
610
00:38:40,668 --> 00:38:43,137
- It worked.
- Huh? Aaah!
611
00:38:45,039 --> 00:38:47,541
Enough of this.
612
00:38:48,793 --> 00:38:51,445
- [ Gasps ]
- [ Laughter, Cheering ]
613
00:38:56,400 --> 00:38:58,617
[ Man ]
Free!
614
00:38:58,652 --> 00:39:01,672
[ Laughter Continues ]
615
00:39:14,085 --> 00:39:18,305
- That's the way home.
- [ Laughing ]
616
00:39:23,444 --> 00:39:26,313
Rest in peace.
617
00:39:31,969 --> 00:39:35,222
Say hello to the gods for me, Ares.
I'm sure they'll be waiting for you.
618
00:39:35,257 --> 00:39:39,226
[ Chuckles ]
Well, the good news is,
619
00:39:39,727 --> 00:39:41,228
if I can kill the Sovereign,
620
00:39:41,729 --> 00:39:44,331
I can kill you too.
621
00:39:44,832 --> 00:39:46,717
Later, bro.
622
00:39:49,804 --> 00:39:51,055
[ Grunts ]
623
00:39:52,390 --> 00:39:54,640
He's all talk.
Oh.
624
00:39:54,675 --> 00:39:57,878
Wait, wait, wait.
What are we gonna do with her?
625
00:39:57,913 --> 00:39:59,680
[ Sighs ]
Yeah. You're right.
626
00:40:00,181 --> 00:40:02,683
She would look better
in a jail cell, wouldn't she?
627
00:40:04,685 --> 00:40:07,188
[ Sighs ] You saved my life, Hercules.
628
00:40:07,223 --> 00:40:09,155
I wish I had your courage.
629
00:40:09,190 --> 00:40:12,193
Having courage doesn't mean
that you don't feel fear, lolaus.
630
00:40:12,228 --> 00:40:14,695
It means you fight for
what's right in spite of it.
631
00:40:15,196 --> 00:40:16,697
You did that when
you helped the rebels.
632
00:40:17,198 --> 00:40:20,166
Yeah, but I failed.
Not today.
633
00:40:20,201 --> 00:40:22,703
Today you helped save
both of our worlds.
634
00:40:24,088 --> 00:40:26,006
Huh.
Hmm.
635
00:40:27,508 --> 00:40:31,011
You know,
when we were in the labyrinth,
636
00:40:31,512 --> 00:40:33,979
and I was stuck in the past,
so to speak,
637
00:40:34,014 --> 00:40:37,468
and you asked me
to look forward to something,
638
00:40:37,503 --> 00:40:39,970
you know what it was?
639
00:40:40,387 --> 00:40:42,673
Going to a new world
and starting over.
640
00:40:47,211 --> 00:40:51,715
Hercules,
there's nothing here for me.
641
00:40:51,750 --> 00:40:53,682
No family, no future.
642
00:40:53,717 --> 00:40:56,220
Only a past
I never even wanted.
643
00:40:59,223 --> 00:41:00,825
Will you take me with you?
644
00:41:04,161 --> 00:41:06,245
That's okay.
645
00:41:06,280 --> 00:41:08,782
You know, we can't
forget the past...
646
00:41:08,817 --> 00:41:11,785
any more
than we can change it.
647
00:41:11,820 --> 00:41:13,752
Yeah.
[ Sighs ]
648
00:41:13,787 --> 00:41:18,792
I guess the trick is to
learn from our mistakes. Yeah.
649
00:41:18,827 --> 00:41:21,078
And if we're lucky,
we get...
650
00:41:23,047 --> 00:41:25,299
we get our second chances.
651
00:41:28,886 --> 00:41:30,855
Let's get out of here.
652
00:41:33,140 --> 00:41:35,960
Ready when you are,
partner!
653
00:41:37,461 --> 00:41:40,881
Aaah! Oh! Whaa-ha-hoo!
654
00:41:49,373 --> 00:41:52,510
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