Original subtitles

(old-time music)

* Old Farmer Giles had a big black cow

* That had two little calves one day

* When the time came round for the dairy show

* Giles was busy and he could not go

* So he sent his daughter Mary

* With the calves to win a prize

* And she shyly led them through the

* Little village to the yokels great surprise

* And Mary took the calves to the dairy show

* The dairy show, to the dairy show

* And Farmer Green said he'd never never seen

* Such beautiful calves as Mary's

* She reached the show in an hour or so

* And her two calves were placed on view

* And the judge there said they were simply prime

* He'd seen else like them for a long long time

* Then the squire came up and saw them

* And he handed her first prize

* When he said her calves were a credit to the village

* Mary blushed and rubbed her eyes

* And Mary took the calves to the dairy show

* The dairy show, to the dairy show

* And Farmer Green said he'd never never seen

* Such beautiful calves as Mary's

* Old Farmer Giles had a big black cow

* That had two little calves one day

* When the time came round for the dairy show

* Giles was busy and he could not go

* So he sent his daughter Mary

* With the calves to win a prize

* And she shyly led them through the

* Little village to the yokels great surprise

* And Mary took the calves to the dairy show

* The dairy show, to the dairy show

* And Farmer Green said he'd never never seen

* Such beautiful calves as Mary's *

- Okay, quiet it down. Quiet it down everybody please.

In a few days we're gonna put on a show.

I just wanted to make clear my expectations.

Can I have glass of water?

I treat my people well.

If you work hard and don't steal from me,

we're gonna get on fine.

But, if you steal from me,

or disrespect my family

then there's going to be trouble.

(crashing)

- Kimmie!

(laughter)

Kimmie are you okay?

- I got her.

Come on Kimmie.

- Something funny?

Something funny?

Hey hyenas, come forward.

Come forward.

So gentlemen, what was so funny?!

Yeah, get out of my sight and out of my circus.

- I don't need this shit.

Fuck your circus.

Fuck the little dimwit laying in the sawdust.

- Say whatever you want to me but you will

not disrespect my family.

- What?

You're gonna have this lunk teach me a lesson?

- Well, actually he's gonna teach everybody a lesson here.

You're just going to have a front seat.

- Take your medicine if you want to see

another morning.

(coughing)

(ominous music)

- Get the little shit out of here.

(struggle)

Okay everybody, lets get to work

and remember no workie no money.

Thank you.

- All right guys, lets go.

Let's get to work.

(ragtime music)

* Did you ever hear the story of

* Ragged Jagged Jack

* Here he comes down the street

* With a pack on his back

* He comes in the morning

* And he comes at night

* And he gobbles up everything in sight

* He wakes up the neighborhood

* For miles around

* He's a regular alarm clock

* Always wound

* He gets beneath your window

* When you try to get to sleep

* And he yells in a voice so loud and deep

* And he rants and he rants and he bows

* And he buckles today

* It's the same old story in the same old way *

- Wanted by the cops and here we are working

security at the fucking circus, man.

- Well the joke's on them.

We're gonna hit the jackpot with this chump.

Just wait.

Guys all agree.

You make sure that there's no trouble with the owner,

we'll give you a 10% piece of the action.

Which is not too bad to say we need two weeks

worth of protection.

- No shithead, here's the deal.

I get Lon off your ass you give me 25%

of whatever it is you're up to.

That's the only deal available.

You don't like it, you take your plan,

your gangbang bitch and you get the fuck

out of here, today.

- That's not what we agreed on last night.

(laughter)

- Things change.

Take it or leave it.

- I guess we'll take it.

- Great.

And to show you I'm not such a motherfucker

have a drink with me.

Come on, take a load off.

As long as you're under my watch

nothing will happen to ya.

Look cutie, you're either a team member

or you're not.

Which are ya? Huh?

Look ya dumb bitch, I could make you dissapear

and no one would give a shit.

Know your place bitch!

(fighting)

- I don't like people messing with my friends.

You mess with them, you mess with me.

- Okay, okay.

- You okay Lucy?

(spitting)

- Okay, okay, okay.

Okay, I see, I see.

One big fucking happy family.

Okay, okay.

Come on, have a drink.

Look, it's only a broad,

dime a dozen these days.

(fighting)

- You oversized piece of shit, I'm sick of your bullshit.

Things are gonna go my way.

You can take it or leave it.

- No!

(screaming in pain)

Okay! Okay, we'll do it your way.

(groaning)

You didn't have to do that.

I'm on your side.

- Yes I did.

And no, you're not on my side.

("Carolina in the Morning" by American Quartet )

Get the fuck out of here.

* Nothing could be finer than to be in Carolina

* In the morning

- Lee, where ya going?

The circus opens in just a few days.

* Still it's a habit they say

* Wishing for sweets I've tasted

* That's all I do all day

- Hello there, beautiful.

- Hi.

- My name's Lee.

- I'm Margaret.

You need a bath?

* No one could be sweeter than

* Than my sweetie when I meet her

* In the morning

* When the morning glories

* Twine around the door

* Whispering pretty stories

* I long to hear once more

(clanking)

* Strolling with my girlie

* Where the dew is pearly early

* In the morning

* In Carolina

* Butterflies all flutter up

* And kiss each little buttercup

* At dawning

* If I had Aladdin's lamp for only a day

* I'd make a wish, and here's what I'd say

* Nothing could be finer than to be in Carolina

* In the morning

(1920s music)

(laughter)

* Up in the morning

* In Carolina

* Butterflies all flutter up

* And kiss each little buttercup

* At dawn-ing

* If I had Aladdin's lamp for only a day

* I'd make a wish and here's what I'd say

* Nothing could be finer than to be in Carolina

* In the morning

(opera music)

- You just, you just got to be patient.

Once we open there'll be plenty of cash.

- Are you sure about them depositing only once a week?

- Yeah, I'll be the one taking it there.

I give you the money.

I tell them I was robbed.

- You better be a good actor.

- When you rob me I won't be alone dumb ass.

- So whoever you're with is gonna get it.

- Exactly. Make it look more real.

- Ooo, I'll do it with my knife.

- Suits me.

Poor bastard won't see it coming anyways.

(laughing)

(laughter)

- Maybe we should talk about...

- Yeah, right

The boils on his ass?

You have boils on your nuts?

- Only the (inaudible).

(laughter)

- He does, I've seen them before.

- You've see the boils on his nads?

(laughter)

- Well he can't take his eyes off my tits.

- Um, yeah of course he can't.

- Yeah I wonder what it would feel like

having one of those big white mits on these ladies.

(chuckle)

You know, I figure it can't hurt to make friends

with this guy.

You know? So I'll play along.

I'm sure he finds a new piece in every town.

- And you think he picked you this time?

- Why not?

He knows where all the money's kept

and not just the days intake but every penny

that comes in.

- Christ Lucy, we're already taking the ticket receipts.

- How much money do you think he brings in each run?

- Besides the receipts that little fuck is

worth a lot of money.

I heard the two of them arguing about

staying here and selling the castles

and the land they have back home.

- No shit, castles, huh?

- Yeah, plural, dipshit.

(thunder claps)

- So let me get this straight.

You're gonna fuck him and he's gonna say,

Lucy that was great.

You wanna know where I keep the cash?

And then you're gonna take it and just

walk away.

- Without going into dirty details, yes.

(laughter)

- It can work.

- Bullshit.

He seems like a smart fucker.

What makes you think he's gonna fall

for a piece of ass like you?

- All of you have.

(laughter)

- God damn right, man.

(laughter)

(1920s music)

- Oh I love being the owner.

Perks, perks, perks and perky.

Who are you and would you like to run

away to the circus, little girl?

- I already work for the circus.

Your circus.

But I would love to run away.

Do you have uh, any ideas?

- Too many to go into.

What's with the hat?

Pretty girl like you shouldn't be hiding her face.

Oh, you are unbelievable.

An angel from heaven.

(piano music)

(violin music)

- Lee, Lucy's plan just doesn't make any sense.

He's already married.

- That's why we're sticking to both.

More for us.

- Yeah, more for us.

- Now look, I ain't got time for this shit.

Cannibal girls waiting.

- Lee, stay away from those freaks.

They're nothing but problems.

- It's a fucking broad, relax.

Hey, baby.

- Don't talk.

(1920s music)

(heavy breathing)

(1920s music)

- Yeah we know about the (inaudible).

Oh.

Another day, another dollar.

- You've got a good gig here, Lon boy.

What? A few pennies for us?

- Success belongs to all of us.

We all get paid for the work we do.

And if you want some more money,

than you can go!

Anytime.

(laughter)

- Oh god, you are funny.

- Admittedly we all owe you to the success of circus.

Nobody ever fucks with us.

To us!

(cheering)

- To us.

(bottles clinking)

- Yes, to us.

- You heard the lady, to us.

- To us.

(laughter)

- Oh, thank you.

You are such a gentleman, Lon.

If you weren't married, watch out!

Maybe even if he were.

Another drink, sweetie?

I'm going to have another one.

- How many have you had?

- Um.

(laughter)

What?

God, loosen up.

The night is young.

You never know what might happen.

- Oh Lucy, you certainly know how to make

a man feel (coughing) wanted.

You lot never want me to have any fun, do you?

Well fuck you, tonight I am gonna have some fun.

- Lon, that is no way to speak to your friends.

- Oh they'll survive.

- Then I think that you should appologize tomorrow.

(laughter)

(upbeat 1920s music)

- Hair of the dog.

(laughter)

- Smells like the ass of the dog.

What the hell happened in here?

- Intestinal issues.

Now what about your little quest?

- On schedule.

On the hook and reeling in quite nicely.

Oh, it smells so bad in here.

I got to get out of here.

I got to go.

I can't smell like shit to my future husband.

- Husband!

Eh, why the fuck would he marry you?

And why in the fuck would you want to marry him?

- Two answers, asshole.

One, I'm different than the other girls.

He told me that already.

And two, I am going to get all his money

when he dies.

- So we're supposed to wait around for him

to bite it before we see our share?

- People die all the time.

Accidents happen all the time.

People fall,

get run over by cars,

they eat something poisonous.

- But that's not gonna be that easy.

Especially with his wife running around

peeking over his shoulder every single

minute of the day.

- Why don't you just leave that up to me?

Because I can be very persuasive

when I want to be.

- I guess you're not as dumb

as we all think you are.

(ragtime music)

- I hate this fucking job.

- Hey baby.

- Who is that?

- What's up, beautiful?

God, you're an angel.

(laughter)

- Hey baby, what's shakin'?

- Well, just stopping by to check up on you.

I didn't notice you at dinner.

- Oh, you noticed.

- I did. I felt

lost.

- Oh, don't feel lost.

Come here.

Come here, it's all right.

There's no one around.

There's no one here to see anything.

(ragtime music)

(heavy breathing)

- Wait.

- Oh god you turn me on.

- I know.

Now let's see what's underneath the bigtop

(heavy breathing)

- Oh yeah.

Oh.

- There you are.

- What do you need?

- What I need is for you to get focused.

- On what?

- On the show.

I need you to make sure that everyone stays in line.

Don't let them slide too much.

We open soon and we need this place filled.

- Yeah it will be, I promise.

- What are you doing?

- Oh, I'm just getting the ticket booth

ready for business.

- Well can't that wait until tomorrow?

- No, I can take care of it.

- Do you need my help?

- No, I can take care of it.

- Fine, you don't have to snap at me.

Goodnight.

Oh, and can you please have the help

tie down tent number four?

It's flapping in the breeze.

- Yes of course.

- Is something wrong?

- No.

Look when I'm finished I will come and find you.

- Oh, one more thing

- Just give me a fucking moment please.

- Asshole.

(chuckle)

- Oh. Oh.

- That, was exciting.

- Hey, where you going?

I'm just getting started.

- What kind of girl do you think I am?

(lively music and clapping)

(laughter)

(lively music)

(laughter)

(lively piano music)

- Do you think he picked you this time?

- Why not?

I mean he knows where all the money's kept.

Not just the days take but every penny that comes in.

- So you think you can do this right underneath

his wife's nose?

- You see how they act around each other.

He can't stand her.

You can tell by how he talks to her.

- And how much money do you think he brings

in each run?

- You fucked her in our trailer?

Do you know where I spent the night last night?

In a tent with the laborers.

She's no good for you.

Remember all we've been through together?

I know it hasn't always been easy but we've

kept the circus together.

- Yeah I know that.

- You and me.

- I know that.

But things have been different over the

last couple of years.

You must have felt it yourself.

I'm lonely.

I want to settle down.

And i know you don't believe it but she is different.

(laughter)

I've never felt like this before in my life.

She'll make a perfect wife.

- Wife?

What are you saying?

- I want to marry her and bring her into the family.

- Oh, and you think the group is just

gonna let that happen?

Bringing an outsider into the family

will not fly, Lon.

- Oh yes it will.

I haven't got time to worry about it either.

What I need to know is that I can trust you.

I can deal with them.

- Then do it.

I don't have much of a choice,

Would you at least wait until the tour is over?

Then, if you feel the same I'll stand

behind you 100%.

I'm here to help.

- You can help by doing this my way.

- Fine I will.

I will stay away from you.

But don't you destroy everything

that we built together.

Because I do believe you would regret that.

(carnival music)

- i've been thinking a lot lately.

I really like you.

- I really like you too, honey.

- We would make a great team.

You and me.

What I was thinking was

if you feel the same way

maybe,

we could form a team?

- Oh, what do you mean a team?

- Oh, what I'm saying is

I think we should get married.

Would you be my wife?

(laughter)

- Wow, woah.

Well this is, this is moving kind of quickly isn't it?

- I've waited a long time for someone like you.

- I don't know.

Maybe, maybe we should wait till

we're a couple cities over just to make sure

what we have is real.

I just don't want to be ten states over

and then have you decide you don't want me anymore.

- That would never happen.

Believe me on my mothers grave.

- You don't have to say that.

- Then maybe you say maybe

and wear my ring.

- One question.

When we get married,

do we have to invite your wife to our wedding?

- We just pretended to be married

making us or me, more likeable.

Very few people know this.

- Well they'll know now, Lon.

- Of course they will.

Everyone will know I finally found my

one true love.

- Won't they feel betrayed?

- Yeah maybe.

Maybe not, so what.

They'll be pissed at me for a while.

They'll get over it.

- Yeah.

- And you'll be working your ass off convincing them

of your allegiance.

- Oh yes.

Oh yes, of course I will.

What about Sherri?

- Oh she'll be relieved.

She hates the game.

Besides, she's more of a mother than a wife.

Always thinking she can protect me.

- I don't know.

I'm scared.

- If you insist you take as much time as you need.

Just know,

my heart is aching until you say yes.

- Yes! That's what I'm wanting to hear,

Yes, yes, Lon, I will be your wife.

(ragtime music)

- God damn, Lucy, I never would have thought.

- You must have fucked everyone

this side of Kansas.

- What about his wife?

- They're not married.

- What did you say?

- They're not married.

They're not husband and wife,

never have been.

- No fucking shit.

- But that doesn't explain why he would

dump her and marry you.

- She's not his girlfriend either.

- Look I'm not Sherlock fucking Holmes,

what are you talking about?

- Simple.

You can't be someone's wife or girlfriend

if you're their stepsister.

- No fucking shit?

- Yep, stepsister.

- Game's on.

(quiet ragtime music)

- She has proven herself,

something has to be done.

- Thank you, Curtis.

Tell everyone it'll all be alright.

We need to talk, Lon.

This can't go on.

They all know there's something wrong,

the others?

They don't trust her.

She's an outsider.

Don't worry, Lon.

I'll take care of you.

(ragtime music)

- Curtis?

- What?

- What do you think of my girlfriend?

- I don't like her.

- Lucy?

I need to speak to you.

Here, come down here.

I've been hearing things.

And I need you to be honest with me.

- Of course, I have never been

anything but honest with you.

- People have been saying

that you're using me.

Laughing behind my back.

- That's nonsense.

They're just jealous of us.

Of you.

They don't want you to be happy.

I'm an outsider, they don't trust outsiders.

Maybe we should call off the wedding,

and that way it'll give them more of a chance

to get to know me,

and it'll give us more time to get to know each other.

- That's absurd.

I'm sorry my darling, enough of this crazy talk.

They are jealous!

- It's okay, it's alright.

It's okay.

- I mean I didn't want to believe the terrible

things people have been saying,

but when a lot of people say the same thing,

you can't help believing.

I didn't want to believe it, I promise you.

- I know, it's okay, it's okay, it's okay.

Please? Please?

Don't blame them.

They were just,

they were just trying to protect you.

- Yes, all the same, I think I better

have a word with them,

- No

- Those troublemakers, no,

I can't have them disrespecting me.

- Don't do anything like that.

Listen,

we can, we can have a party,

and that way everyone can come and

see how happy we are.

- Oh, darling.

Yes, come on.

(big band music)

- Are you serious?

We've only been here a few days.

- What is he thinking?

- Oh brother, what an idiot.

Oh, hey Lon!

- Oh hey, congratulations!

(clapping)

- See you at the party tomorrow night

and everything, you know.

- Thank you, thank you very much.

Thank you.

Tomorrow night?

- Tomorrow night. - Be there, yeah.

(clapping)

("Puh-leeze Mr. Hemingway" by Elsie Carlisle)

- Hey handsome, you're going with me.

- What's going on?

- The celebration, come on.

Come on, come on!

- Cheers!

(cheering)

- Welcome to the family!

- You know, Lon, we gotta welcome Lucy to the family.

In a proper way.

- That's right, I forgot, yeah.

- Lucy, where we come from, not too many people

are known as one of our own.

You become part of the boss's family,

you become part of our family,

as you bring people into our family.

We all drink from the same well,

since we don't have well, this bowl will have to do.

(cheering)

Alright everyone, take a drink and pass it around.

Lucy, you get the last drink because

you're the newest member of our family.

("Pu-leeze Mr. Hemingway")

(clapping)

(spitting)

(clapping)

(laughter)

- Lucy, I have never been so happy.

- Me too, darling.

(cheering)

- (chanting) Welcome Lucy!

Welcome Lucy!

Welcome Lucy!

(chanting)

- Stop it!

Stop it!

Stop it I can't do this!

I can't do this.

How could I, ever be part

of this family?

I am not, and never will be,

one of you.

Look at yourselves.

Can't you see that God made a mistake?

Don't you know that people cringe

when they walk by you?

The people laugh at you.

- Lucy, what's gotten into you?

- Especially you, Lon.

All of you are just

toys.

Just toys.

Being stored in a freaky toy box

called the circus.

I don't give a fuck about any of you!

(crying)

(quiet 1920s music)

- Boy, did you fuck everything up.

You couldn't even go along with it

for a few more days?

I'm amazed I even thought you could.

- You know what, nobody could.

It was sickening, those,

dirty, slobbering, deformed oddities.

You know all of you would have done the same thing.

- Oh no you don't.

No drinking for you.

Until you make good.

Now, you're going to get yourself cleaned up,

and you're going to get your pretty little ass

over there and do some good old-fashined groveling.

And I swear to God, if you have fucked this up for us

drinking a little spit will be nothing compared to

what I'll do to you, - (screaming)

now get out of here!

(piano music)

(knocking)

- Save the tears, I'm in no mood.

- I'm so sorry.

I didn't expect all that.

You know I've got a lot of pressures on me right now.

A new husband,

a new lifestyle.

It just got to me.

- Poor you.

The things you said

about me

my family

that is unforgivable.

- I know.

That's why I came to say goodbye.

Because you're right.

Those things I said can't be taken back.

I'm so ashamed for what I did.

(crying)

And so,

I wanted to apologize to you in person

and ask that you apologize for everyone else

because I can't face them after what I did.

- Part of me wants to cut you

from ear to ear.

And the other part of me just wants

the whole evening not to have happened

- Well Lon is that possible?

- Yes, my love, it is possible.

- Lon, I love you so much.

How can I ever thank you?

What can I do to let you know how sorry I am?

To let you know how much you mean to me?

- Let's just pretend this evening never happened.

- Go get your friends,

I'll drink to them,

I'll drink to us with the family.

- Oh forget it.

It was a stupid tradition anyway.

(quiet 1920s music)

(moaning)

(grunting)

- What a night.

- I'm still drunk.

- Morning, Curtis.

- Morning.

- I think we're going to have to check on Lucy.

I don't think her plan's going to work.

We're going to have to go to plan B.

- What the fuck is plan B?

- Simple.

We take the money and we kill anybody

that gets in our way, like always.

- Please don't kill me, I have a family!

- All you cops think you're heroes.

(gunshots)

- Oh yeah, that's a good plan.

You been working on that one long?

- We should wait to hear from Lucy

we've done enough killing.

- Well if it isn't Mr. voice of fucking reason.

I gotta take a bear of a shit.

I need some alone time.

- Let's go, let her rip.

- Alright.

Yeah, alright.

(cheering)

- Round and round she goes!

Hot damn!

(thunder claps)

- That's nothing.

- I'm fucking hungry.

- Yeah, me too.

Let's get out of here.

(bottles clanging)

(thunder claps)

(laughing)

- Have fun with that shit.

What the fuck?

Are you a squirrel foraging for winter?

Put some of that shit back.

- I'm hungry, okay?

I've got apples, I've got oranges,

I even got bread.

- You're an idiot.

Let's go!

- In a minute, what's the hurry?

- I got the beer.

Pack your shit up and let's get out of here.

- You know what, that's fine.

But if there's not enough food for everyone

I'm not going to be the one that goes hungry this time.

(crashing)

- Can you make any more noise?

- I am sorry, alright?

- Hurry up!

- I'm trying, I'm

What?

- Well, well, well.

- Wait

- What do we have here?

- What are you doing here?

You doing the same thing we're doing here, aren't you?

- Come on.

Don't worry.

We're not going to hurt ya.

But if we stay around here,

we're all going to be in a shitload of trouble.

- I tell you what, if you don't tell,

we won't tell.

It'll be our little secret.

- Okay.

(thunder claps)

- Let's get the fuck out of here.

* Why does the male bird go peep peep

* When he leaves his leafy nook?

* He knows best that his is the nest

* That the coo-coo tried to cook

* But when we see lovely lady bird

* Whom virtue hath forsook

* We never peep peep peep no dear

* We have a darn good look

- Alright so, what do we do now?

- We gotta keep this fucking freak from squealing.

- How do you know she's going to squeal?

- I don't trust any of these fucking freaks around here.

- Alright, so then you just tell it, right?

That hey, if she says anything we kill her and her friends,

we be intimidating.

- Intimidating?

- Yeah.

- With words?

- Yes.

- Alright.

Let's give it a shot.

Now listen you little freak.

If we let you go you gonna promise to

keep your trap shut?

- Okay.

- Okay, what?

- Okay.

- Listen, do not fuck with me!

You promise to keep your fucking mouth

shut about what happened here tonight.

- Jimmy, maybe this is not the right thing to do.

- Shut up.

We gotta teach this fucking freaks a lesson.

(laughing)

What the fuck was that?

- You know what, it's just best if you

be quiet right now.

- Yeah, you be so fucking quiet

that we can't even hear you breathe.

(laughing)

Shut the fuck up!

I swear to God!

I swear to God I will cut you into

fucking million pieces. (laughing)

Ah! Motherfucker!

(screaming)

(high-pitched screaming)

- It's like a little wild animal.

- Yeah, fucking wild animal

that needs to be put down.

- Now, you hold on, Jimmy,

this is getting out of hand, alright?

She's not going to talk. - (screaming)

- She doesn't have to. - (screaming)

- When they find it with a - (screaming)

fucking hole in its side - (screaming)

they're going to know everything's

not right in circus land.

(screaming)

I don't want to have to kill you.

(screaming)

But I can't have you fucking squealing.

(screaming)

(opera singing)

- [Lon] Now listen up, everybody.

One of our family has been taken from us.

Murdered.

It is our duty to see that she be avenged.

We will not let outsiders destroy us.

Let this incident serve as a reminder

that we are never safe.

Never secure.

We must stick together for survival.

(thunder claps)

- I gotta clear my head.

Everything's gone horribly wrong.

- Don't take too long.

You can't have a weak tit in this group.

Know what I mean?

(horses neighing)

(thunder claps)

- (whispering) Forgive me, Lord, forgive me.

I'm not a bad person.

I'm not a bad person.

(struggling)

Ah! Let go of me!

(yelling)

Let go!

- Well where the fuck is he?

One of us should go get him.

- Fuck him, it's pouring outside.

- Shit.

Okay, I'll go get him.

He seemed upset when he left.

- That's because he's a pussy.

- Have some compassion, asshole,

if that was you out there wouldn't you

want us to come look for you?

- No, I'd want you to leave my puss-ass outside.

Fuck him.

- This fucking outfit, man.

We'd probably eat our own young if we missed a meal.

(thunder claps)

- I don't trust him.

Too soft.

- I don't have time for this shit.

I gotta go meet up with Lucy.

(thunder claps)

(1920s opera music)

- Shut up!

- Ah, son of a bitch, no!

Please!

(screaming in pain)

Aw, stop, please!

(1920s opera music)

(heavy breathing)

- Let me take this off.

- (screaming) Help!

Help me!

Help me!

- Fuck this!

(moaning)

(thunder claps)

(wailing)

(thunder claps)

(heavy breathing)

(opera singing)

(crushing)

(moaning)

(screaming)

- You fucking bitch!

(opera singing)

(yelling)

(thunder claps)

(opera singing)

(thunder claps)

- Come on.

- What?

- Come on

you can show me what I have to do

- What, what?

- You're not 15.

Don't you want to try the shoes on

a few more times before you buy them?

- Shoes?

- God, would you just fuck me already?

- Oh, I'm sorry.

I've been thinking about Kimmie.

We're going to find the person or persons

who did it.

I do know.

- Baby, we're all really upset.

But you gotta calm down a little bit.

And I know a great way to do that.

- Oh, baby.

(thunder claps)

- Wait, wait.

- What?

- What about protection?

- What?

We're getting married.

And you're the one who seemed

so eager to ride my pony.

- I don't know where that thing's been,

go get some protection.

- Oh, come on, honey.

Come on we've been doing this a lot.

(laughing)

- You should have been.

And I don't want kids this soon.

- Fine.

You stay right there.

I'll be back.

(thunder claps)

(thunder claps)

- What are you doing?

Why are your clothes all wet?

There's mud on your shoes.

You said that we were going to spend

some quality time together.

Lee! Help!

Lon, Lon, don't do anything you're

going to regret later.

- He won't.

- Lon, I love you.

They made me do it, they said that they were

going to kill me if I didn't do it.

- Don't worry, you can have him, he's yours.

But I'm in charge now.

If you want to stay with Lon as his wife,

you'll have to earn your keep like the rest of us.

Do you have an act?

A special talent?

- Of course I don't have an act.

What are you talking about?

- I didn't think so.

But you'll have to do something.

So I spoke with everyone.

And we've come up with something we think

people will pay good money to see.

- What are you talking about?

Lon, Lon please, put a stop to this madness.

Lon? Lon? Lon please?

Please don't leave me, please!

Please!

Lon, please don't leave me please!

(crying) Please!

(punching)

(thunder claps)

- Wake up, sweetie, wake up.

(piano music)

- What in God's name?

- Shh, stay calm, relax,

it'll be done before you know it.

- Please, please, please let me go!

Please, I promise, I promise I'm just

going to disappear.

I will never have existed as far as you're concerned.

(crying)

No, Lon, please, please,

aren't you going to do anything?

- [Sherri] Sure he's going to do something.

He's going to get married.

Isn't that what you both wanted?

Excuse me if this isn't as traditional a ceremony

as it should be.

No preacher, no time to get one.

So as captain of this ship,

I'll perform the ceremony myself.

- Stop it, Sherri!

You've won.

Let's just get it over with.

(thunder claps)

- Rings, we need rings.

I'm not one for long ceremonies,

so there you are, man and wife.

Let's get on with it.

- Is this going to hurt?

Please, this isn't going to hurt,

please tell me this isn't going to hurt!

- Shh

- Stick your tongue out.

Stick out your tongue!

(screaming)

(crying)

(crying)

(thunder claps)

(crying)

(thunder claps)

(crying)

(thunder claps)

(upbeat jazz music)

* Johnny Brown's in love

* That's not strange for John

* Every time I meet him this is how he carries on

* Boy I've got a girl

- Hold her hand!

* If she'll only marry

* If she'll tie the knot

* She can have my checkbook sir

* Or anything else I've got

* Or anything else I've got

* When he talks of love

* John will drive you mad

* When he's got the fever

* He's got it mighty bad

* When we said goodbye

* Well there's where we complain

* Meet him two hours later

* It's the same old tale again

* If she'll only marry

* If she'll tie the knot

* She can have my checkbook, sir

* And anything else I've got

* If she'll ever marry

* Perhaps we will, perhaps not.

* Gosh I'll let her smack my face

* Or anything else I've got

* I don't want her money

* I just want a bride

* Just a little lovable love

* And I'd be satisfied

* If she's fond of kissing

* I can stand a lot

* She can kiss my baby brow

* And anything else I've got

* If she'll only marry

* If she'll tie the knot

* She can have my checkbook, sir

* And everything else I've got

* If she's ever chilly

* When we're wed what what?

* She can warm her cold feet on my back

* Or anything else I've got

* I don't want her money

(thunder claps)

- [Voiceover] This is the tale of Winnie the Worm.

One weekday Winnie the Worm woggled her winsome self

off the fairway into strange, out of bounds country.

She woggled along, first tail first and as she went

a way away she felt sure she was in for a lark.

Well she was in for several as a matter of fact

when she found herself in their nest before

you could say Jack Robisnon.

Just as Winnie was divided with one half in the nest

and the other half out, the blithy spirit of the air

and her husband returned from their gargling exercises

and gave Winnie's turn the bird.

The surviving half of Winnie woggled

disconcertently away to die.

When to her great surprise she met half

of Jasper by a thistle.

Only half of Jasper.

It wasn't very long before Jasper and Winnie were united.

They were made one.

And I'd like to tell you they lived happily ever after

but I can't.

What I really want to know is this.

(screaming)

* Old Farmer Giles had a big black cow

* That had two little calves one day

* When the time came round for the dairy show

* Giles was busy and he could not go

* So he sent his daughter Mary

* With the calves to win a prize.

* And she shyly led them through the little village

* To the yokels great surprise

* And Mary took the calves to the dairy show

* The dairy show, to the dairy show

* And Farmer Green said he'd never never seen

* Such beautiful cows as Mary's

* She reached the show in an hour or so

* And her two calves were placed on view

* And the judge there said they were simply prime

* He seen else like them for a long long time

* Then the squire came up and saw them

* And he handed her first prize

* When he said he calves were a credit to the village

* Mary blushed and dropped her eyes

* And Mary took the calves to the dairy show

* The dairy show, to the dairy show

* And Farmer Green said he'd never never seen

* Such beautiful calves as Mary's

* Old Farmer Giles had a big black cow

* That had two little calves one day

* When the time came round for the dairy show

* Giles was busy and he could not go

* So he sent his daughter Mary

* I've been with a few of my cronies

* One or two pals of mine.

* We went in a hotel we did very well

* And then we came out once again

* And then we went into another

* That is the reason I'm full

* We had six deoch-an-doruses, then sang a chorus

* Just listen I'll sing it to you

* I belong to Glasgow

* Dear old Glasgow town

* But there's somethin' the matter with Glasgow

* For it's going round and round

* I'm only a common old working lad

* As anyone can see

* But when I get a couple of drinks on a Saturday

* Glasgow belongs to me!

* There's nothing in being teetotal

* And saving a shilling or two

* If your money you spend

* You've nothing to lend

* Isn't that all the better for you?

* There's nay harm in taking a droppy

* It ends all your troubles and strife

* And it gives you the feeling

* That when you land home

* Well you don't care a hang for your wife

Ha, ha that's the feeling you get

and I always say that the man,

the man that takes a good drink

he's a man, he's a man.

Because when you're teetotal,

when you're teetotal,

when you're teetotal you've always got

a rotten feeling that everybody's your boss.

People you don't realize yet that I stand here

as the represent-ta-ta-pum-ta...

the representative of the man who made the country

what it is today, the working man.

Fellow workmen, I have been deputed.

Deputed. Not only deputed but asked,

to speak on behalf of, who am I?

No, this capiculous.

These blooming capicapulclous

Millionaires?

Where do they get their millions from?

These are the people

These are the people, the rich

The people with the money.

And what did he do?

What do he do?

What do they do?

Ash.

Yet these are the people the rich . . .