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(gentle music)

(woman laughing)

- (sighs) Don't you have anything better to do?

- Nope!

- Why are you dressed as a turd?

- It's a potato! (sighs)

Aren't you cold?

- I am a bit as it goes, fancy lending me your jacket?

- What was that you're writing back there?

The masterpiece novel you've been promising?

- A woman's journal is her own business.

Do you fancy a coffee?

You look stressed.

- I can't, need the money.

- I'll get them.

- I can't.

- We can be productive?

Look over our CVs, besides, this is only a one day job.

Who's gonna notice you're gone.

- Excuse me Sir!

Do you like potatoes?

- [Cleo] Come on, who doesn't?

- CVs? - Mm-hm.

(gentle bright music)

(Chloe laughing)

- Viola.

(bright upbeat music)

♪ The first time I had laughing gas ♪

♪ I cried ♪

♪ The first time I had laughing gas ♪

♪ I cried ♪

- [Woman] Yeah!

(audience applauding)

(gentle music)

(Chloe laughing)

- Oh this is too much fun. - Is it?

- Truth or dare?

- What happened to CV designing?

- I've done mine!

- Already!

♪ Never understood by one ♪

- Cleopatra Rathbone, 18.

♪ Never understood by others ♪

- Since when have you managed a chain of ice cream parlors

in the province of Southern Italy?

- Ah, Supremo Paletta!

♪ 'Cause I know my old ♪

- Oh you are not about to tell me

that every word in your CV is gospel?

- Every word.

Is it not illegal to lie in your CV?

- No!

So come on then.

- Can we please just do some work?

- Just one more.

- (sighs) Fine.

Dare.

(Cleo gasps)

- We've got to make this one count.

- Nope, we've got to make this quick.

They're gonna wonder where I am.

♪ Stand by ya. ♪

♪ This way ♪

♪ Thinkin' of the ground ♪

♪ The ground beneath us ♪

♪ Sun go down on us ♪

- I've got it. - Oh no.

- Now are you sure?

You know that if you chicken out

it's double donkey dare time and I don't want that for you.

Okay, go order a couple more coffees

and convince the two behind the counter

that you've brought me here for a birthday treat

and they have to sing me Happy Birthday.

- That sounds achievable.

- And you have to convince them

that we are a couple!

♪ I've stood by the road ♪

- Something tells me they're not gonna do that.

(gentle bright music)

- But it's so much fun trying isn't it?

♪ And all around us happening ♪

- How can I help?

- An espresso and a soy caramel latte please?

- Name?

- I don't, I don't understand.

- Name?

- Saying it again doesn't make it any clearer I'm afraid.

- I need your name so I can find you

when your coffee's made.

♪ Sketched on ♪

♪ My lights drawn ♪

♪ How's she's ♪

- The name is Edgar.

- Espresso and a soy caramel latte!

(gentle bright music)

- It's my friend's uh, girlfriend's birthday.

It's gonna sound like an odd request but--

- Edward!

- Edward?

- My name is -- - His name, is Edgar.

- Mitch!

- [Mitch] How have you been?

- I've been, yeah, I've been okay.

How are you?

- Oh you know, same old. (laughing)

I was just walking past and thought I saw you.

You here alone?

- I am, yeah, I'm just grabbing a takeaway.

- You didn't mention that.

- Did I not? - No.

- Listen buddy, so sorry me and Leanne couldn't make it

to the funeral.

We've had such a busy year.

- Oh no, please.

Don't worry about it.

I think I was barely there myself.

- [Woman] You want cream on that?

- On what?

- [Woman] The coffees.

- Yeah, sure.

- [Woman] Which one?

- Surprise me?

- Listen, me and Leanne would love

to have you over for dinner one night.

- Oh I wouldn't want to intrude.

- Oh, rubbish, we miss having our double dates.

- You need four for a double date.

- Oh yes.

So, how's wee Sophie?

- Sophia.

- Sure.

So is tonight good, tomorrow night?

- Tomorrow?

Oh well. (nervously laughs)

- Come on, Leanne's cooking,

so it won't be a complete car crash.

Oh, sorry!

(groans) Mitch!

- It's fine.

I just need to check the diary, like you say,

just so busy nowadays.

- (laughing) So tomorrow it is then!

- Well, yeah, guess I'll have to check.

- All right, listen buddy,

it's been great to see you.

- You're not going to introduce us baby?

Cleopatra Rathbone.

- Mitchell Black, pleasure to be acquainted.

What the hell is that?

- It's a Potato-- - Go sit back down.

- What's the matter dear?

- Go sit back down now.

- You need four for a double date, yeah?

- [Edgar] Well.

- All right, no need to explain to me.

Whatever helps you get over Jess, yeah?

- Jessica. - Sorry?

- Her name was Jessica.

- Sure, yeah, traded her in for a new one? (laughs)

I just need Leanne to croak and I can do the same! (laughs)

♪ Happy birthday to you ♪

♪ Happy birthday to you ♪

♪ Happy birthday to Cleo ♪

♪ Happy birthday to you ♪

(Cleo squeals)

It's a potato.

- [Mitch] Okay.

(bright music)

- Happy birthday!

(Cleo squealing and laughing)

- That was brilliant!

(Edgar moaning) (Cleo laughing)

(woman humming gently)

♪ Ah, ah, ah ♪

♪ Ah, ah, ah, ah ♪

(woman gently humming)

(bright music)

- [Mitch] Can I have these?

(duck quacking)

(mechanical clicking)

(duck quacking)