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- Stupid piece of plastic.

- You having a bit of trouble there, dear?

- No credit on it.

- I only topped it off last month.

- Sorry it's his first time.

- [Bus Driver] Come on, hurry up.

- There you go.

- No, we don't take cash anymore.

- What?

- [Bus Driver] You'll have to find another way to pay.

- If you don't take cash how am I supposed--

- It's all right, it's all right,

look, one for me and one for the urchin.

- Thank you.

- Thank you.

♪ The first time I had laughing gas I cried ♪

♪ The first time I had laughing gas I cried ♪

- This is ridiculous.

- What is?

- This traffic.

- Chill, Winston.

- You're not taking this seriously at all.

It's an interview, it's important.

- I've got ages.

- You're close to running late.

- Otherwise known as on time, is it?

What's her name?

- Come again?

- The woman you're trying to impress.

What's her name?

- I honestly have no idea what you're talking about.

- It's obvious.

- Yeah, 'course it is.

- Yep.

- Well?

- It's quite simple, really.

First off, there's the hair.

- What about the hair?

- Nothing, usually, but today you look like

the leader of a cult or something.

- Marvelous.

- Dude, I've been worried you might recruit me all morning.

- You, recruited?

I'll tell the guys at the job center that,

they'll have a real chuckle.

- That's rich, coming from Mr. Employable over there.

And that's the other thing,

all right, okay, so you've done your hair.

- Shut up.

- You keep lookin' at your watch

and you smell nice, so who is she?

- I smell nice?

- I guess, who is she?

- No, would you just drop it?

- Is she boffo?

- Cleo, please.

- Look, you're blushing, look at your little face.

- Stop it!

- It's just not you is all I was sayin'.

- Yeah, well that's the point, that's the point.

- Please come with me?

- I'm getting Sophia in an hour.

- Can I come?

- You've got your interview.

- Can't you bring her?

- No, not really.

- Oh, come on.

- Stop being a pest.

- Oh please, she loves me.

- That's what I'm worried about.

- What?

- Nothing.

- Yeah, that's what I thought.

(imitating chicken clucking)

- Cleo, there's people watching.

- Cleo.

- What's going on between you two?

You know you shouldn't dish it out if you can't take it.

- Okay, lesson learned, shut your pie hole.

- Do you like him?

You should go over there and talk to him.

- No.

(imitating chicken clucking)

- Edgar, you're being a dick, just stop.

- Cleo, I would know that cluck anywhere.

How long's it been, like a year?

You're not gonna introduce us, Cleopatra?

- No.

- She's adorable, right?

Andrew Granger, I was her maths tutor.

She struggled.

Wow, so you living with your mum still?

And how is Mary?

Good.

So, how do you two know each other?

- I'm a librarian.

- Mmm, sounds charming.

Well, you take care, Rathbone.

It's always a pleasure.

- You don't have to talk about it if you don't want.

- There's not much to tell.

He said he loved me and I believed him.

Right, I better make a move.

Thanks, by the way.

- Good luck with your interview.

See you on Wednesday, yeah?

- Yeah, you seem to be running a little late.

- You're not gonna go, are you?

You okay?

- Me, I'm peachy, mate.

- Believe that you'll believe anything.

- Right, wish me luck.

- How's your fingerpainting?

- A bit rusty, but I'm sure I'll get the jist.

- Sophia and I would love it if you joined us.

School's just five minutes that way.

- Join us, you are a bloody cult leader.

- Better?

(upbeat music)