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- HEY THERE, EVERYBODY, IT'S A LOONEY-FUL DAY

TO HAVE A LITTLE FUN THE BABY LOONEY TUNES WAY

- THERE'S LOTS TO DO AT GRANNY'S HOUSE

- GAMES TO PLAY AND BALLS TO BOUNCE

- LET'S JUMP AND SLIDE AND HOLLER "HOORAY!"

- SYLVESTER, BUGS, AND DAFFY

TAZ AND LOLA, TOO

TWEETY'S SUCH A SWEETIE

NOW ALL WE NEED IS YOU

HEY THERE, EVERYBODY, IT'S A LOONEY-FUL DAY

TO PLAY THE BABY LOONEY TUNES WAY

- ALL ABOARD!

- I STILL DON'T SEE HOW WE ARE GONNA FIT IN THERE,

NOT TO MENTION ALL OUR STUFF.

- TWEETY'S RIGHT.

THAT TRAIN'S NOT BIG ENOUGH FOR ALL OF US.

THE DOLL'S GOT TO GO.

- HMPH! IF EDNA CAN'T GO, I'M NOT GOING EITHER.

- OH, DON'T WORRY, KIDS.

THE TRAIN WE'RE TAKING HAS PLENTY OF ROOM FOR EVERYBODY.

- OOH!

- IN FACT, IT EVEN HAS DINING CARS, CARS FOR READING BOOKS

OR WATCHING TV, AND SEVERAL SLEEPER CARS, TOO.

- WHY WOULD ANYONE WASTE THEIR TIME ON

A TRAIN SLEEPING?

- WELL, SLEEP JUST MIGHT COME IN HANDY.

IT'LL TAKE A LONG TIME TO GET WHERE WE'RE GOING.

- AND THAT WOULD BE WHERE?

- COME ON, GRANNY. SPILL IT.

YOU'VE BEEN HOLDING OUT ON US LONG ENOUGH.

- WE'RE GOING TO SEE FLOYD AT COLLEGE.

- WOO HOO!

[CHEERING]

- ALL ABOARD!

[WHISTLE TOOTS]

[ALL TALKING AT ONCE]

- HAVE A SEAT, NOW, KIDS.

[GROANING]

- AS SOON AS THE CONDUCTOR PUNCHES YOUR TICKET, YOU CAN

FEEL FREE TO MOVE ABOUT THE TRAIN AS LONG AS

YOU'RE CAREFUL.

- HEY, ONE SEAT TO A CUSTOMER, LADY.

- GIVE HER A BREAK, BUGS.

IT'S HER FIRST TIME ON A TRAIN.

- WELL, IT'S MINE, TOO, BUT YOU DON'T SEE ME THROWING MY

ACTION FIGURES ALL OVER THE PLACE.

- TICKETS, PLEASE.

HMM. WHERE'S HER TICKET?

COME ON, KID. NO TICKET, NO RIDE.

- HUH?

- YOU MEAN MY DOLLY NEEDS A TICKET?

- HUH?

- JUST A LITTLE CONDUCTOR HUMOR.

- HUH?

- KNOW WHAT THOSE FLICKERING LIGHTS MEAN?

IN A LITTLE WHILE WE'LL BE GOING THROUGH A TUNNEL.

A DOLL NEEDS A TICKET!

HA HA HA! I SLAY ME.

- GOOD NIGHT, CHILDREN.

- BUT I'M NOT SLEEPY, GRANNY. IT'S MY FIRST TIME ON A TRAIN.

[SNORING]

- WHERE ARE WE?

- AND HOW LONG HAVE WE BEEN NAPPING?

- LAST THING I REMEMBER, WE WERE ABOUT TO GO THROUGH THAT...

- TUNNEL!

- DON'T TELL ME WE WASTED OUR FIRST DAY AND NIGHT ON

A TRAIN SLEEPING.

- OK. I WON'T TELL YOU.

- [SCREAM]

EDNA'S GONE!

- NOW, NOW, LOLA.

YOU MAY HAVE JUST MISPLACED HER.

- SOMEBODY HAD TO TAKE HER, AND UNTIL I GET TO THE BOTTOM

OF THIS, EVERYONE IN THIS ROOM IS A SUSPECT.

[GASP]

- WHAT YOU NEED, LOLA, IS A PRIVATE-EYE DETECTIVE.

LUCKY FOR YOU, I'M TAKING THE CASE.

SO I NEED EACH AND EVERY ONE OF YOU TO ACCOUNT FOR YOUR

ACTIONS FROM THE MOMENT WE ENTERED THE TUNNEL UNTIL NOW.

LET'S START WITH YOU, DAFFY.

- WHY ME? WHY WOULD I TAKE THAT DOLL?

WE WERE BARELY ON A FIRST-NAME BASIS.

- BECAUSE YOU DIDN'T WANT HER TO GO ALONG IN

THE FIRST PLACE.

- YEAH. YOU SAID THERE WASN'T ENOUGH ROOM FOR HER.

REMEMBER?

- I'M INNOCENT, I TELL YOU!

INNOCENT! INNOCENT! INNOCENT!

- HEY! ALL RIGHT, THEN. PROVE IT.

LET'S START AT THE BEGINNING.

- OK, OK. GIVE ME SOME ROOM.

YESTERDAY AFTER THE CONDUCTOR LEFT AND THE LIGHTS STARTED TO

FLICKER...

[SNORING]

[STOMACH GROWLS]

KEEP IT DOWN, WILL YOU?

[LOUDER GROWL]

ALL RIGHT ALREADY.

WHAT DO YOU SAY YOU AND ME SCOPE OUT THE DINING CAR?

- ARE YOU READY TO ORDER, MONSIEUR?

- GUESS I'LL HAVE TO GO WITH MY GUT.

I'LL TAKE ONE OF THESE NOW AND TWO OF THOSE AND 3 OF THIS,

THIS, AND THAT AND TWO OF THOSE.

OH, AND ONE OF THESE.

UH, DID YOU GET THIS AND THAT?

- MONSIEUR, I'M SCRIBBLING AS FAST AS I CAN.

[BURPS]

OOH, THAT'S IT.

I'M FULL.

- OF COURSE YOU ARE.

- PACK UP THE REST TO GO, PLEASE.

- I'D BE HAPPY TO.

- OOH!

WOW. YOU'RE GOOD.

- IT IS A GIFT.

I'VE HAD A LOT OF PRACTICE.

OUCH! HEY!

HEY!

HEY, THIS IS NOT FUN!

OH, NO!

OOPS.

AND THAT IS MY STORY.

I ADMIT I DRENCHED HER WITH ORANGE JUICE, BUT AS FAR AS I

KNOW, THAT'S NOT A CRIME IN THESE PARTS.

- SO THAT'S WHY SHE WAS SO STICKY.

- SYLVESTER!

- SO YOU SAY SHE WAS STICKY, HUH?

WHICH MEANS YOU WERE THE LAST ONE TO SEE EDNA IN THE FLESH,

OR SHOULD I SAY IN THE COTTON?

- SYLVESTER!

- OK, OK.

I DID SEE HER AFTER DAFFY, BUT I DIDN'T LOSE HER.

WHEN DAFFY CAME BACK WEARING HIS ALL-YOU-CAN-EAT BUFFET, HE

MUST HAVE WOKEN ME UP.

[SNIFFING]

OH, THAT'S WEIRD.

I SMELL ORANGES.

- DIDN'T ANYBODY EVER TELL YOU ORANGE JUICE IS FOR

DRINKING, NOT WEARING?

- OH, NO!

AAH!

IT'S ALIVE!

ALIVE!

COME ON, EDNA.

I'D BETTER RINSE YOU OFF.

I'M INNOCENT, I TELL YOU. INNOCENT!

LAST TIME I SAW HER, SHE WAS WET, BUT SHE WAS SITTING

RIGHT THERE.

WELL, NOT REALLY SITTING.

IT WAS MORE LIKE LEANING.

OR WAS IT SLOUCHING?

- IS THIS SLOUCHING?

- WRAP IT UP. - OH, NO.

- HMM.

[SIGHS]

- ACCORDING TO PAGE 23, PARAGRAPH 9 OF "THE OFFICIAL

DETECTIVE'S GUIDE TO SOLVING MYSTERIOUS DISAPPEARANCES ON

A TRAIN," TWIDDLING YOUR THUMBS AND STARING AT THE FLOOR ARE

A SURE SIGN OF GUILT.

- I GUESS IT'S MY TURN, HUH?

- OK. SHE WAS DEFINITELY SLOUCHING.

- YOU DON'T GET TO TALK.

THIS IS MY FLASHBACK.

- SORRY. CARRY ON.

- HMM. SOMETHING IS LEAKING.

OH, POOR LITTLE THING.

YOU'RE ALL DRIPPING WET.

TOO HEAVY FOR THE LIKES OF ME.

OH, TAZ, WAKE UP.

- TAZ NOT SLEEPING.

JUST RESTING HIS EYES.

- EDNA'S ALL WET.

I NEED YOU TO OPEN THE WINDOW A LITTLE SO SHE CAN DRY OFF.

NOW, STICK HER IN THE LUGGAGE RACK.

OUR WORK HERE IS DONE.

THE WIND WILL DRY HER.

SINCE TAZ AND I ARE EACH OTHER'S WITNESSES, I GUESS

THAT MAKES US BOTH INNOCENT.

- HMM. I'LL BUY IT. - ME, TOO.

- WELL, CAN'T ARGUE WITH THE FACTS.

WHICH LEAVES ONLY ONE SUSPECT...BUGS!

- ME? BUT I-- BUT I--BUT--

- WHERE WERE YOU LAST NIGHT WHEN THE DOLL WENT MISSING?

- HMM.

[GROANING]

ALL RIGHT, ALL RIGHT. I'LL TELL YOU.

THIS IS EXACTLY HOW IT HAPPENED.

[BRITISH ACCENT] OH, MY WORD!

OH, I SAY, 'TIS THE WORLD'S LARGEST BAGEL WHICH FLOYD SPOKE OF

AND I MUST SAY THE WORLD'S BIGGEST ANTS.

OH, MY, THAT'S WHAT YOU GET WHEN YOU SLEEP ON A TRAIN.

YOU MISS ALL THE GOOD STUFF.

YOU KNOW WHAT I'M TALKING ABOUT, RIGHT?

- HEY, THAT'S NOT WHAT YOU WERE WEARING.

- AND YOU CAN'T READ.

- AND YOU DON'T HAVE A BRITISH ACCENT.

- SO SUE ME. IT'S MY BEDTIME STORY

AND I WANT IT TO BE GLAMOROUS.

OH, OH, MY. I FEEL A CHILL.

- I GUESS WE'LL HAVE TO EAT OUR BREAKFAST ON THE GO.

- HEY, GRANNY!

- OH, LOOK. THERE'S FLOYD.

- FLOYD!

FLOYD!

[CHEERING AND LAUGHTER]

- OH, WHAT ABOUT EDNA?

- WEREN'T YOU ABLE TO SOLVE THE MYSTERY?

WE'LL CHECK THE LOST AND FOUND, PUT UP FLIERS, MAKE

SURE THE CONDUCTOR KEEPS AN EYE OUT FOR HER, AND WE'LL

CALL THE STATION EVERY DAY UNTIL SHE TURNS UP.

- OK. I GUESS THAT'S ALL WE CAN DO.

AND THE LAST TIME BUGS SAW EDNA, SHE WAS DRYING OFF IN

THE LUGGAGE RACK.

AFTER THAT, NOBODY KNOWS WHAT HAPPENED TO HER.

- HMM.

LUGGAGE RACK, EH?

LOLA, I THINK I CAN FINISH YOUR STORY FOR YOU.

THE WAY I SEE IT...

[SNORING]

- THAT'S WHAT YOU GET WHEN YOU SLEEP ON A TRAIN.

YOU MISS ALL THE GOOD STUFF.

YOU KNOW WHAT I'M TALKING ABOUT, RIGHT?

- WHILE BUGS WAS CLOSING THE WINDOW, THE FORCE OF THE WIND

PULLED EDNA OFF THE LUGGAGE RACK AND OUT OF THE TRAIN.

- EH...

- BUGS!

- FLOYD SOLVE MYSTERY!

- AND I'M PRETTY SURE IT HAS A HAPPY ENDING.

- BUT HOW DOES IT HAVE A HAPPY ENDING?

- JUST FOLLOW ME.

- EDNA! - OH, BOY, WAY TO GO, FLOYD.

YOU DID IT! YOU DID IT!

- FLOYD, YOU DA MAN!

- OH, FLOYD, YOU'RE A GREAT DETECTIVE.

- IT WAS ELEMENTARY, MY DEAR TWEETY.

AFTER I HEARD THE STORY AND I WAS TRYING TO FIGURE IT OUT, I

SAW EDNA HANGING OUT THE TRAIN WINDOW.

- BUT YOU REMEMBERED PAGE 48, PARAGRAPH 5 OF "THE OFFICIAL

DETECTIVE'S GUIDE TO SOLVING MYSTERIOUS DISAPPEARANCES

ON A TRAIN"--

NEVER OVERLOOK THE OBVIOUS.

KEEP THINKING LIKE THAT, AND SOMEDAY I JUST MIGHT MAKE YOU

A PARTNER.

[ALL TALKING AT ONCE]

- HEY!

HEY. PSST!

WHOEVER'S IN CHARGE HERE.

THE SCENERY--WHERE'S THE SCENERY?

- IT'S A GREEN SCREEN, DAFFY.

C.J. HERE WILL TAKE A PICTURE OF ALL OF US IN FRONT OF IT.

- THEN MY COMPUTER ADDS WHATEVER SCENERY YOU WANT

BEHIND YOU.

- OK, THEN.

[BABBLING]

- VOILA! SEE?

I JUST DROP IT IN OVER THE GREEN PART.

- JUST LIKE OUR COMPUTER GAMES.

- BUT I DO MISS THE DAYS WHEN WE USED TO DRAW THE PICTURE IN

WITH A PLAIN OLD PENCIL.

YOU CAN HAVE A BASKETBALL THEME.

OR A VEGETABLE GARDEN.

- OH, YEAH. GRANNY LOVES VEGGIE GARDENS.

- EVEN AN ALIEN INVASION.

- YEAH! ALIEN INVASION!

ALIEN INVASION!

- DAFFY, THE GIFT'S FROM ALL OF US, SO WE SHOULD CHOOSE

THE BACKGROUND THAT MOST OF US WANT.

HOW ABOUT VOTING FOR OUR FAVORITE?

- VEGETABLE GARDEN.

[CHEERING]

- OK. GARDEN GETS 4, AND ALIEN INVASION...

- COME ON.

SPACE HELMETS, INTEGRATING PISTOLS!

GRANNY LOVES THAT STUFF.

- DAFFY'S 1...

2...

3...

- HUH?

- 4.

HUH?

- DAFFY!

- THE VEGGIE GARDEN WINS.

- COME JOIN US, DAFFY. YOU'LL HAVE FUN.

- SPACE RANGERS DO NOT DO VEGETABLE GARDENS.

- ALL RIGHT, EVERYBODY.

SMILE AND SAY, "MERRIE MELODIE."

- MERRIE MELODIE!

- HMM.

LET'S TRY IT AGAIN.

SMILE AND SAY, "MAURICE AND MALTIES."

- MAURICE AND MAL--WHO?

- KIDS, THIS PORTRAIT NEEDS SOME COSTUMES.

WHY DON'T YOU GO GRAB SOME OUT FRONT?

WHILE MAYBE YOU PULL YOUR DUCK

BACK FROM THE AMUCK.

- SAY, DAFFSTER.

- YES, FLOYD.

- I KNOW YOU'RE BUMMED NOT GETTING YOUR SCENERY.

THIS PORTRAIT'S FOR GRANNY, NOT FOR YOU OR BUGS.

SO YOU GOTTA GO WITH THE FLOW, OK?

- OK, THEN.

- BUGS IS GETTING SOME GARDEN PROPS.

I'M GOING TO HELP THE OTHERS FIND THINGS FOR THE PICTURE.

- OH, I'VE GOT QUITE THE COLLECTION OF PROPS.

RIGHT THIS WAY, FLOYD.

- HEY, BUGS, OLD PAL. - HUH?

HEY, YOU'RE NOT ALLOWED TO TOUCH THAT STUFF, DOC.

- WELL, WHO'S TOUCHING?

I'M JUST PASSIVELY GETTING EVEN.

YOU WANT A VEGGIE GARDEN? HERE ARE YOUR VEGGIES.

AND THEY LOOK A LITTLE DRY.

SO HERE'S YOUR WATER.

HOW DO YOU LIKE THOSE APPLES?

- EH, NOT BAD, DOC.

EXCEPT APPLES AREN'T VEGGIES.

THEY'RE FRUIT.

- AND YOU'RE ALL WET.

- HEY!

WHOA!

- ANYONE FOR A GAME OF MARCO POLO?

- NOT AT NIGHT, PAL.

- WHOA!

- I KNOW YOU'RE MAD, DAFF, BUT WHAT SAY WE TALK IT OVER?

- WELL, EVERYBODY'S SO USED TO TAKING YOUR IDEAS ALL

THE TIME, THEY DON'T EVEN LISTEN TO MINE.

- UND THAT MAKES YOU FEEL?

- LIKE I'M PAINTED INTO A CORNER.

- WHICH MAKES YOU FEEL?

- LIKE I WANT TO PAINT YOU INTO A CORNER!

- DAFFY!

- NOW I'M THE GUY WHO SAYS WHAT GOES.

- MAKE IT, EH, ORANGE.

CARROT COLOR.

- I LIKE RED.

- I SAID ORANGE.

- BLUE.

- ORANGE!

- GREEN.

- ORANGE.

- YELLOW.

- NOW YOU'RE FORCING ME TO THINK OUTSIDE THE BOX.

- HUH?

- 4 HEADS ARE BETTER THAN ONE.

YOU'RE ACTING LIKE A BABY, DAFF.

- OH, YEAH?

- HEY!

- WELL, WHO'S THE BABY NOW, BUSTER?

- PTOOEY!

EH, I'D SAY YOU ARE.

- HEY!

- EH, WHAT'S UP, DOC?

- MY PATIENCE WITH YOU. THAT'S WHAT!

- ROOMY. BUT HOW'S THE MILEAGE?

- BUGS?

BUGS?

BUGS!

- HMM.

- LOOKING FOR SOMEONE?

- AAH!

- UH-UH-UH.

- AHA!

NOW WE'RE TALKING SCENERY.

- I CAN JUST HEAR GRANNY NOW.

"OH, DAFFY, I JUST LOVE MY GIANT EYEBALL."

- YOU'RE JUST JEALOUS 'CAUSE I GOT MORE VISION THAN YOU.

SO WHO'S CALLING THE SHOTS NOW?

HUH?

OH, NO.

- YOU REMIND ME OF ME AT YOUR AGE.

- I DO?

- A PLUCKY KID WHO WANTS WHAT HE WANTS AND JUST DOESN'T

KNOW WHEN TO QUIT.

WHAT'D YOU COME HERE FOR AGAIN?

- UM, A PORTRAIT.

- SO ARE YOU HAVING FUN GETTING YOUR PORTRAIT DONE?

- UH, NOT REALLY.

- NOT REALLY, HUH?

'CAUSE YOU'RE TOO BUSY TRYING TO GET YOUR OWN WAY, AREN'T

YOU, AND FORGETTING YOU'RE HERE FOR YOUR GRANNY.

NOW, WHAT DO YOU HAVE TO DO TO TURN THIS DAY AROUND?

- HMM.

[KIDS TALKING OVER EACH OTHER]

- EH, WE TALKED IT OVER, DAFF.

WE OUGHT TO COMPROMISE.

YOU KNOW, MAKE IT SO THAT ALL OF US GET SOMETHING WE WANT.

- YEAH. WE CAN HAVE A GARDEN

AND YOUR STARRY SKY ABOVE, AND IT'LL BE

REALLY SWEET AND REALLY ALIENY.

- THANKS, GUYS, BUT IT WOULDN'T BE GRANNY.

YOU WERE RIGHT.

GRANNY LOVES HER VEGETABLE GARDEN.

THAT'S THE PORTRAIT WE OUGHT TO GIVE HER.

OR ONE WITH TIRE ALIGNMENT.

- ALL RIGHT, KIDS.

SMILE AND SAY, "THAT'S ALL, FOLKS."

- THAT'S ALL, FOLKS!

- HMM.

I CAN FIX IT IN THE COMPUTER.

- NAH. GRANNY DESERVES A PORTRAIT THAT CAPTURES HER FAMILY,

AND THIS ONE TRULY CAPTURES HER FAMILY.

- IF YOU HURRY, KIDS, YOU CAN WATCH THE PORTRAIT COME OUT OF

THE PRINTER.

[KIDS TALKING EXCITEDLY]

- HA HA! I'VE STILL GOT IT.

OH, YEAH.

THE DAY A COMPUTER EVER REPLACES A GOOD OLD PENCIL IS

THE DAY I'M OUT OF HERE.

- A BABY NAMED PEPE IS SURE THAT HE'S CUTE

VIVE LE PEW, LE SKUNK

HE HASN'T A CLUE THAT HE SMELLS LIKE A ROOST

VIVE LE PEW, LE SKUNK

VIVE LE, VIVE LE, VIVE LE PEW

VIVE LE, VIVE LE, VIVE LE PEW

VIVE LE, VIVE LE, VIVE LE PEW

VIVE LE PEW, LE SKUNK!

THE BABY IS WAVING HIS TAIL IN THE AIR

VIVE LE PEW, LE SKUNK

THE LOONEYS SHOUT "PEE-YEW, BUT HE DOESN'T CARE

VIVE LE PEW, LE SKUNK

VIVE LE, VIVE LE, VIVE LE PEW

VIVE LE, VIVE LE, VIVE LE PEW

VIVE LE, VIVE LE, VIVE LE PEW

VIVE LE PEW, LE SKUNK!

HE CHASES HIS BUDDIES 'CAUSE HE WANTS TO PLAY

VIVE LE PEW, LE SKUNK

THE FASTER HE GOES, THE MORE THEY RUN AWAY

VIVE LE PEW, LE SKUNK

VIVE LE, VIVE LE, VIVE LE PEW

VIVE LE, VIVE LE, VIVE LE PEW

VIVE LE, VIVE LE, VIVE LE PEW

VIVE LE PEW, LE SKUNK!

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