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- HEY THERE, EVERYBODY

IT'S A LOONIFUL DAY

TO HAVE A LITTLE FUN THE BABY LOONEY TUNES WAY

THERE'S LOTS TO DO AT GRANNY'S HOUSE

GAMES TO PLAY AND BALLS TO BOUNCE

LET'S JUMP AND SLIDE AND HOLLER "HOORAY"

SYLVESTER, BUGS, AND DAFFY

TAZ AND LOLA, TOO

TWEETY'S SUCH A SWEETIE

NOW ALL WE NEED IS YOU

HEY THERE, EVERYBODY

IT'S A LOONIFUL DAY

TO PLAY THE BABY LOONEY TUNES WAY

- OH, YOU WERE RIGHT, MELISSA.

PETALS LOOK CHARMING AROUND MY NEW PIE TINS.

NOW, WHAT WOULD REALLY COMPLETE THESE TINS

IS SOMETHING TO PUT IN THEM.

- HMM.

PIES! APPLE PIES!

- OH! A WONDERFUL IDEA.

THE APPLE-PICKING SEASON HAS JUST STARTED.

YOU'RE JUST RIGHT ABOUT EVERYTHING TODAY,

AREN'T YOU, MELISSA?

- FLOYD, DEAR, I'M MAKING BRAND-NEW PIE TINS,

BUT THEY'D BE WORTHLESS WITHOUT SOME TASTY PIES

TO PUT IN THEM.

- YOU'RE SENDING ME ON AN ERRAND WITH ALL THE KIDS RIGHT NOW?

- OOH, NOT AN ERRAND-- A GRAND DAY OUT.

MELISSA AND THE OTHERS WILL HAVE SUCH FUN

PICKING APPLES OUT OF THE APPLE ORCHARD.

- I'D LOVE TO, GRANNY,

BUT I'VE GOT TO STUDY FOR MY CHILD PSYCH CLASS.

WHY DON'T YOU TAKE THEM?

I'VE GOT THE R.V. KEYS RIGHT--

- OH, NONSENSE.

HELPING LITTLE ONES PLAY IS THE BEST CHILD CLASS THERE IS.

AND YOU KNOW HOW FRUIT-PICKING ANNOYS MY WELDING ARM.

- [SIGH]

- I'LL GIVE YOU PLENTY OF TIME TO STUDY

WHEN YOU GET BACK.

- APPLE-PICKING!

- OOH! APPLE, APPLE, APPLE, APPLE!

- STAY IN SIGHT, GUYS!

AAH!

[SIGH]

- HEH HEH!

THAT, LITTLE LADY,

IS THE WRONG WAY TO PICK AN APPLE.

- BUT IT'S THE RIGHT NOTE TO GIVE UP ON.

- YOU DON'T WANT TO SNAP BACK YOUR BRANCH,

AND KNOCKING THEM OFF BRUISES THE APPLES.

A LITTLE TWIST, A LITTLE TUG,

AND THEN INTO THE BAG EVER SO GENTLY.

EH, THAT'S THE RIGHT WAY, DARLING.

- [GRUNTING]

- PETUNIA, HOLD IT!

OH, YOU'RE DOING IT ALL WRONG.

YOU'RE BRUISING THE APPLES.

A LITTLE TWIST, A LITTLE TUG,

THEN INTO THE BAG EVER SO GENTLY.

- HEY! HA HA HA!

THAT WORKS A WHOLE BUNCH BETTER.

YOU'RE RIGHT, MELISSA. THANKS!

- I'D BETTER MAKE SURE THE OTHER KIDS

ARE PICKING THEIR APPLES RIGHT.

- OOH! THAT APPLE LOOKS GOOD.

I'LL TAKE THAT ONE. NO, NOT THAT ONE.

THAT ONE!

- TWEETY AND SYLVESTER, STOP IT!

- AAH!

- OH, YOU'RE DOING IT ALL WRONG.

YOU'LL NEVER GET ENOUGH APPLES THAT WAY.

- BUT SOME OF THEM HAVE WORMS.

- YEAH. WE DON'T WANT TO TOUCH WORMS.

WORMS ARE YUCKY GROSS.

- THE WORMS ARE MORE SCARED OF YOU.

NOW, PLEASE BAG THEM RIGHT.

A LITTLE TWIST, A LITTLE TUG,

THEN INTO THE BAG EVER SO GENTLY.

- [SHOUTING]

- [GULP]

UGH! BLECCH!

TOO MEALY!

MM-HMM! JUICY!

HMM. COULD GO EITHER WAY.

SO, ARE YOU GONNA BE A TASTY, FRESH GRANNY-BAKED PIE?

OR WORM FOOD?

BIG CHOICE FOR SUCH A PUNY APPLE.

HUH? OOH!

HEY!

OH! SO YOU'RE A FOUL BALL, HUH?

- DAFFY!

- HUH?

- WHAT ARE YOU DOING?

QUALITY CONTROL.

[BELCHING]

- WELL, YOU'RE DOING IT ALL WRONG.

DO IT LIKE THIS.

A LITTLE TWIST, A LITTLE TUG,

THEN INTO THE BAG EVER SO GENTLY.

EVEN THE BAD APPLES ARE GOOD FOR APPLESAUCE.

EVEN THE BIG ONE BLOCKING MY SUNSHINE?

- FINE!

THEN GO HOME WITH JUST A BIG OLD TUMMY ACHE!

- AND VERY WELL RESTED!

- [LAUGHING]

APPLE BETTIES!

- 54, 23, 16.

HIKE!

- LOLA AND BUGS!

JUST WHAT DO YOU TWO THINK YOU'RE DOING?

- EH, APPLE-PICKING?

- WELL, YOU'RE DOING IT ALL WRONG.

YOU'LL NEVER PICK ENOUGH APPLES FOR ALL OF GRANNY'S DESSERTS

THAT WAY.

- WE'RE GETTING ENOUGH APPLES, MELISSA.

- WELL, OBVIOUSLY NOT IN THE RIGHT WAY,

BECAUSE THE ONLY WAY WE'RE GONNA HELP GRANNY

IS IF YOU STOP GOOFING AROUND AND FILL THIS BAG UP RIGHT!

NOW WATCH ME.

A LITTLE TWIST, A LITTLE TUG,

THEN INTO THE BAG EVER SO GENTLY.

SEE?

- LISTEN, MEL. HEH!

CAN I CALL YOU MEL? LOOK.

I WENT THROUGH THE EXACT SAME THING

WAY BACK WHEN I WAS YOUR AGE.

I USED TO MAKE ALL THE OTHER KIDS DO THINGS LIKE ME

UNTIL I REALIZED I WAS JUST BEING...

[GIGGLE]

YOU KNOW, BOSSY.

- AND WAS SHE EVER BOSSY!

- BUG OFF, BUGS. - HUH?

- BUT THEN I GREW OUT OF IT,

AND SO WILL YOU, RIGHT?

- WRONG!

OH, I AM NOT BEING BOSSY, LOLA!

I'M JUST MAKING SURE EVERYBODY GETS APPLES FOR GRANNY.

IT'S NOT MY FAULT NOBODY'S DOING IT RIGHT.

NOW, DON'T MAKE ME COME BACK HERE

AND SHOW YOU GUYS AGAIN.

- TELL ME I WASN'T AS BAD AS THAT.

- EH...UH, LET'S JUST PROVE MELISSA'S WRONG, HUH?

- RIGHT. LET'S DO IT.

- I DON'T GET IT.

EVERYBODY'S BAGGING APPLES WRONG,

AND THEN THEY GET MAD AT ME

WHEN I SHOW THEM HOW TO DO IT RIGHT.

- OHH. ALL I'M TRYING TO DO IS HELP.

IT'S NOT MY FAULT I DO EVERYTHING RIGHT.

- MELISSA! - MELISSA!

- WE CHALLENGE YOU TO AN APPLE-BAGGING CONTEST.

- EH, WHOEVER FILLS THE BAGS FIRST WINS.

- YEAH!

WIN, WIN, WIN, WIN!

EEP!

- AND WE'LL DO IT WHATEVER WRONG WAY WE WANT.

- AND WHOEVER'S WAY WINS WILL BE THE RIGHT WAY.

- FOR EVERYBODY FROM NOW ON.

- [BELCH]

- DAFFY!

- WHAT?

ON YOUR MARK...

GET SET,

GO!

- [LAUGHING AND SHOUTING]

- BUGS!

LOLA! YIPPEE-KI-AI-AY!

YES!

- HUH? OH, NO.

OH! WORM ALERT. WORM ALERT!

- YAH! YAAAH!

- PBBT!

- MMM.

MMM.

- TAZ LIKE! OOH! WOW!

OOH! OOH!

- A LITTLE TWIST, A LITTLE TUG.

- [LAUGHTER]

- LOLA!

OH, NO!

FASTER, PETUNIA, FASTER!

- [SNORING]

- HA HA HA!

DRIPPY PULP!

- OOH.

[BELCH]

- DONE!

- HUH? WHO! WHAT?

HEY! ALL YOU GUYS FILLED UP YOUR BAGS AT THE SAME TIME.

- SO WHO'S WAY WAS BEST?

- I GUESS THEY ALL WERE.

- HMM. - HEH HEH HEH!

- SO MY WAY REALLY WASN'T THE BEST WAY?

[SIGH]

I GUESS I WAS...WRONG.

- MMM. YOU SURE GOT THAT RIGHT.

MMM.

- YOU WEREN'T WRONG, MELISSA,

EXCEPT FOR ALWAYS TELLING US WE WERE.

WE JUST DID THINGS DIFFERENTLY.

- AND WE HAD FUN.

- EH, DID YOU HAVE FUN, DOC?

- WELL, YES, BUT NOT LIKE YOU GUYS DID.

- HOW ABOUT YOU GO HAVE FUN THE WAY YOU WANT TO...

- YEAH! AND LET US HAVE FUN THE WAY WE WANT TO.

- I GUESS THERE'S NOTHING WRONG WITH THAT.

HEY! I KNOW!

LET'S SURPRISE FLOYD WITH ALL THE APPLES WE GOT.

- IT SURE WAS NICE OF THAT FARMER TO LET US HAVE THEM.

- HA HA HA! SILLY!

YOU GOT TO PAY FOR THEM.

- OOH! I HOPE FLOYD BROUGHT LOTS OF MONEY.

- OOH, GRANNY, GRANNY, GRANNY, LOOK, LOOK!

PULP! DRIPPY PULP!

DRIPPY, DRIPPY PULP!

- WHY, THANK YOU, TAZ.

IT'S PERFECT FOR MY, UM... MY APPLE BUTTER.

- LOOK AT ALL THE APPLES WE BROUGHT YOU, GRANNY.

- AND WHAT A FINE JOB YOU DID.

- EXCEPT WHEN I TRIED TO MAKE EVERYBODY ELSE DO STUFF RIGHT.

BUT THAT KIND OF TURNED OUT WRONG.

- WELL, IT WAS RIGHT OF YOU TO CARE SO MUCH, DEAR.

- [LAUGHING AND CHATTERING]

- AREN'T THEY SWELL, GRANNY?

- IT WAS REALLY, REALLY FUN.

- FLOYD, READY FOR APPLE PIE, DEAR?

- UH...THAT'S OKAY, GRANNY. YOU GUYS ENJOY.

- [GROANING]

- DAFFY! SHOW GRANNY YOUR APPLES.

- UH, NO THANKS.

- SHE'LL LIKE WHATEVER YOU'VE GOT.

REALLY. YOU KNOW I'M RIGHT THIS TIME, DAFFY.

- AH...WELL, ALRIGHT.

- COME ON, PRODUCE THE PRODUCE.

- OKAY, THEN. YOU ASKED FOR IT.

[GURGLING]

[BELCH]

[RETCHES]

- EWW!

- DAFFY!

- UGH. DAFFY!

- OH, BOY. I LOVE THAT MINI-GOLFING.

- OOH! I NEVER EVEN PLAYED BEFORE.

- YOU'RE GONNA LOVE IT, TWEETY.

- IT'S FANTASTIC FUN.

- OKAY, EVERYBODY, LET'S STAY TOGETHER.

- OH, JOY!

- THERE IT IS, RIGHT THERE, WAITING FOR US.

- 6 TICKETS, PLEASE.

- AREN'T YOU PLAYING, TOO, FLOYD?

- OH. WELL, TWEETY, I REALLY COULDN'T. I--

- OH, COME ON. - FLOYD, YOU GOT TO.

- PLEASE? - PLEASE?

- YEAH, YOU GOT TO PLAY!

- OKAY, OKAY. 7.

- SO HOW DO WE DECIDE WHO GOES FIRST?

- THAT'S EASY.

EENIE, MEENIE, ME, ME, ME!

WELL, LOOKS LIKE IT'S ME.

PARDON ME. EXCUSE ME. ONE SIDE. COMING THROUGH.

- YOU CAN GO FIRST THIS TIME, DAFFY,

BUT THEN WE TAKE TURNS.

- YEAH, YEAH, RIGHT, RIGHT, SURE.

NOW, EVERYONE BE VERRRY QUIET.

ACH! PTUI!

HMM.

- [GASP]

- OH!

FORE!

THAT'S GOLF TALK FOR...

- LOOK OUT!

- WHOA! - AAH!

- [SQUAWKING]

- THAT OUGHT TO COUNT FOR A WHOLE BUNCH OF POINTS--

AT LEAST 23.

- ACTUALLY, DAFFY, IN GOLF, THE WINNER HAS THE LOWEST SCORE.

- HUH? YOU MUST BE JOKING.

- MM-MMM.

- WHAT KIND OF SILLY RULE IS THAT?

- THAT'S THE WAY IT WORKS, DAFFY.

- OOH!

- HA HA HA!

- HEH HEH HEH!

YOU GOT TO LEARN TO RELAX, DAF.

- YEAH, YEAH! RELAX, DAFFY.

[GIBBERISH]

- HMM.

I DON'T EVEN KNOW WHICH END OF THIS BAT TO USE.

- HA HA HA!

- GOOD JOB!

[CHEERING AND TALKING AT ONCE]

- HMM! BEGINNER'S LUCK.

ME FIRST! ME FIRST!

- DAFFY.

- I MEAN, UH, ME FIRST AFTER LOLA.

- UNH!

- ALMOST, LOLA.

- YEAH. YOU'LL GET IT NEXT TIME.

- HA HA HA!

HERE, LET ME SHOW YOU HOW IT'S DONE.

UNH!

DID YOU SEE THAT? THIS THING'S RIGGED.

SOMETHING'S WRONG WITH THE MACHINERY.

- OOH.

- UNH!

- FANTASTIC, TWEETY.

- OBVIOUSLY MORE BEGINNER'S LUCK.

- [LAUGHING]

- OH, LET'S SEE HERE.

I HIT THE BALL THIS MANY TIMES ON THAT LAST HOLE,

AND TWEETY GOT LUCKY.

HMM.

SAY, THAT PUTS ME IN...

LAST PLACE?

- [SIGH]

FOR A BEGINNER, HE'S AWFULLY LUCKY.

- [CHEERING AND LAUGHING]

- AREN'T YOU GOING TO PLAY, FLOYD?

- AH, I DON'T THINK SO, TWEETY.

- IT'S JUST LIKE GRANNY SAID--

NOTHING'S MORE FUN THAN HAVING FUN.

- HEH! OKAY.

MAYBE I WILL. THANKS, TWEETY.

HA HA HA!

HEY, THIS IS SORTA KINDA FUN, ISN'T IT?

- OH! THIS IS NO FUN AT ALL.

IT'S A DISASTER.

IT'S A CAT-CAT-CATASTROPHE!

OOH. I'M SO FAR BEHIND. I'LL NEVER CATCH UP.

OH...

WELL, IF I CAN'T WIN FAIR AND SQUARE,

I'LL FIND ANOTHER WAY.

HA HA HA!

[WHISTLING]

- HEY, CAREFUL, WILL YOU, DAFFY?

- OH. SO SORRY, SYLVESTER.

WAS THAT YOURS?

HA HA HA!

[CHEWING]

OH, BUGSY BOY!

I BELIEVE THIS IS YOURS.

- HEY, THANKS, DAFFY.

- HA HA HA!

- EH!

- TRY HITTING IT HARDER, BUGS.

- EH, ALRIGHT.

- UNH!

- LOOK OUT!

- OOH! - OH, NO!

- HA HA HA!

[GASP]

OOH.

THE OLD OIL-ON-THE-GOLF-CLUB TRICK NEVER FAILS.

- HEY, TAZ!

- HUH?

- OH, NO!

- [CRYING]

- AWW, TOO BAD, TAZ.

- GO, GO, GO, GO, TWEETY, TWEETY!

OOH! UNH!

- I LIKE WINDMILLS.

HEY, WHAT'S GOING ON?

- LET ME GIVE IT A TRY.

WHAT?

- HMM.

- NOBODY HERE BUT US WINDMILLS.

- DAFFY!

- WHAT? OH!

- OH, HO, HO! ANOTHER HOLE IN ONE!

- OHH!

- UNH!

[TRAIN WHISTLE BLOWS]

AH! I'VE BEEN RAILROADED!

[GIBBERISH]

- WELL, THIS IS IT--HOLE 18.

- YEP, THE VERY LAST HOLE.

- OOH, HOO, HOO! MY GOODNESS!

I CERTAINLY HAVE BEEN LUCKY TODAY.

[WHISTLE BLOWS]

- OOH! AAH!

[CRYING]

- DAFFY!

- [PANTING]

- HEY, KIDS, HOW ABOUT A TREAT BEFORE WE GO?

- [CHEERING]

- HEY, HOLD ON A MINUTE, WILL YOU?

I GOT TO ADD UP THE SCORES.

ALRIGHT, LET'S SEE.

UH...WHAT DO YOU KNOW?

I WON! I WON! ME, ME, ME!

I WON! I WON!

HEY, EVERYBODY LOOK!

I WON! I WON!

[LAUGHING]

EVERYBODY?

ANYBODY?

- [ALL TALKING AT ONCE]

- HEY, EVERYBODY.

LOOK. LOOK, LOOK, LOOK.

- SIT DOWN AND HAVE A DRINK, DAFFY.

- YEAH. BUT FIRST, YOU GOT TO SEE MY--

- HERE YOU GO, DAFFY, OLD PAL.

SOMETHING TO WET THE WHISTLE.

- BUT I WON. SEE? I WON.

WELL? WHAT DO YOU THINK?

- HMM.

- I WON. ME, DAFFY DUCK.

I AM THE WINNER. NOW, WHERE'S MY TROPHY?

- [ALL TALKING AT ONCE]

- OH, I HAD SO MUCH FUN.

- [SIGH]

- EVERYTHING OKAY, DAFFY?

- I DON'T UNDERSTAND, FLOYD.

I WON, BUT THEY DON'T CARE.

- WELL, SOMETIMES IT ISN'T ABOUT WINNING AND LOSING,

IT'S ABOUT PLAYING FAIR AND BEING A GOOD SPORT, DAFFY.

BECAUSE NOTHING IS MORE FUN THAN HAVING FUN.

- [LAUGHTER]

- AHEM.

- HUH?

- HEH...

FUNNY THING. UH...

SEEMS, WELL, I ADDED WRONG, AND, UH...

SEEMS THE WINNER IS REALLY TWEETY.

- OH!

OH, THANK YOU VERY MUCH, DAFFY.

- YES, THANKS, DAFFY.

- AND NOW I DEMAND A REMATCH.

- WHAT?

- OH, BROTHER!

IS IT THAT IMPORTANT FOR YOU TO WIN?

- OH, I DON'T WANT TO WIN. I WANT TO HAVE FUN.

COME ON, ONE MORE GAME?

- [ALL TALKING AT ONCE]

- WELL, WHY NOT?

- [CHEERING]

- NIGHTY NIGHT, LITTLE ONES.

- HEY, GOODNIGHT, DAFFY.

- AND WHAT WAS THAT, FLOYD, DEAR?

- JUST A LITTLE SOMETHING FOR BEING A GOOD SPORT.

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