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HEY, THERE, EVERYBODY, IT'S A LOONEYFUL DAY

TO HAVE A LITTLE FUN THE BABY LOONEY TUNES WAY

THERE'S LOTS TO DO AT GRANNY'S HOUSE

GAMES TO PLAY AND BALLS TO BOUNCE

LET'S JUMP AND SLIDE AND HOLLER HOORAY

SYLVESTER, BUGS, AND DAFFY, TAZ AND LOLA, TOO

TWEETY'S SUCH A SWEETIE, NOW ALL WE NEED IS YOU

HEY, THERE, EVERYBODY, IT'S A LOONEYFUL DAY

TO PLAY THE BABY LOONEY TUNES WAY

- [LAUGHING]

- [INDISTINCT CHATTER]

- MY TURN!

- OOH! OH, BOY! THAT LOOKS FUN!

- HOO HOO HOO! - HA HA HA!

- I'M FLYING THE SUPER-DUPER MOON ZOOMER FIRST

BECAUSE I GOT THE HELMET.

I'M GOING RIGHT TO THE MOON.

THEN YOU GUYS CAN HAVE A TURN.

- GRANNY, GRANNY, COME QUICK!

BUGS IS GETTING READY TO GO.

- BUGS, COME BACK SAFE AND SOUND AND SOON.

- HAVE A WONDERFUL TRIP, BUGS DEAR.

- DON'T WORRY. I GOT A STRONG HEART AND A STEADY HAND.

I COULD FLY THIS THING WITH MY EYES SHUT.

BEGIN THE COUNTING DOWN.

- 2, 3, 1, GO.

- WOW. LOOKS A LOT LIKE EARTH.

- IT IS EARTH, BUGS.

- YOUR BLASTOFF WAS A BUST-UP.

- OH. I'LL NEVER GET TO THE MOON THE WAY I'M GOING.

- WELL, PERHAPS, YOU'LL GET THERE TOMORROW, DEAR.

IT'S GETTING LATE NOW.

- [YAWNING]

- GOODNIGHT, GRANNY.

- DO YOU THINK I CAN REALLY GET TO THE MOON?

- YOU SURELY HAVE TO TRY, DON'T YOU,

OR YOU'LL NEVER FIND OUT

HOW FAR YOUR DREAMS CAN TAKE YOU.

GOODNIGHT, BUGS DEAR.

- I WISH, I WISH I COULD BE THE FIRST-EVER ASTROBUNNY ON THE MOON.

ONE DAY, YOU'LL SEE. I'LL GET THERE.

- HELLO?

- FLOYD, DEAR, I WONDER IF YOU MIGHT LIKE

TO TAKE THE LITTLE ONES ON AN OUTING TOMORROW.

- LOVE TO.

- OH, HO HO HO! WONDERFUL.

- OKAY. EVERYONE STAY TOGETHER NOW.

YOU WON'T BELIEVE THE AMAZING BUG DISPLAY

THEY HAVE HERE.

- WE GOT TO SEE THE INVENTIONS!

- YEAH! LET'S GO THERE FIRST.

- HA HA! OOH! YES!

- NO, NO, NO. WE'RE GOING TO SEE THE EXPLORERS FIRST.

- OOH. PLORERS, PLORERS. YEAH, YEAH!

- FIRST--FIRST OF ALL, I WANT TO SEE THE ROCKET SHIPS.

- ALRIGHT. WE'LL SEE EVERYTHING

IF WE STAY ORGANIZED.

NOW, LET'S START WITH THAT INSECT EXHIBIT.

- [INDISTINCT CHATTER]

- OH! HEY! THEY'RE GONE!

- HERE WE GO AGAIN!

- SYLVESTER! LOLA! TWEETY!

- UH-OH! HERE HE COMES.

- CAN'T YOU MAKE THIS THING GO ANY FASTER?

- I'M TRYING, I'M TRYING!

- WHOA, WHAT HAPPENED?

- YOU 3, COME WITH ME.

DAFFY, TAZ!

- I CLAIM THIS LAND IN THE NAME OF ME.

MINE, MINE, IT'S ALL MINE!

- GOT YOU. - WHOA.

- AND YOU.

- OKAY, KIDS, WE MUST STAY TOGETHER.

NOW, LET'S GO FIND BUGS.

- AHH.

I CAN'T BELIEVE MY LITTLE EYES.

THE REAL-LIVE SUPER-DUPER MOON ZOOMER

JUST STANDING THERE, RARING AND READY TO GO.

- HA HA HA! - ALRIGHT, BUGS.

FROM NOW ON, WE STAY TOGETHER AS A GROUP. NOW, LET'S GO.

- BUT, FLOYD, I'M NOT DONE SEEING THE ROCKETS.

SOON, I'M GONNA FLY

A SUPER-DUPER MOON ZOOMER MYSELF.

- BUGS, THAT'S JUST NONSENSE.

YOU'RE A KID. YOU'RE NOT GOING INTO OUTER SPACE.

- BUT, BUT, BUT.

- NO BUTS. COME ON.

- O...KAY.

- NEED SOME HELP, SON?

HOW ABOUT I WATCH THIS ONE FOR YOU?

- YEAH. OKAY. THANKS.

- YOU KNOW, THIS PLACE IS FULL OF INVENTORS AND FOLKS WHO HAD BIG IDEAS.

A LOT OF THEM GOT TOLD THEIR DREAMS WERE JUST NONSENSE.

HA. YOU KNOW WHAT THEY DID?

- EH, WHAT'S THAT?

- THEY KEPT PLUGGING AWAY.

AND YOU KNOW WHAT HAPPENED TO THEM?

- WHAT? WHAT?

- THEY ENDED UP IN A MUSEUM.

COME ON. THERE'S SOMETHING I WANT YOU TO SEE.

- EH, WHERE'S THAT GO TO?

- TO THE PLACES YOU WANT TO BE.

- NOW TO BEGIN, WE'LL--

- SAY, WHERE'S BUGS?

- I THOUGHT WE'LL START-- - BUGS.

- FIRST, WE'LL-- - BUGS?

- BUGS?

- MAYBE WE OUGHT TO CHECK ON BUGS FIRST OF ALL.

- TAZ LIKE. WOWEE!

- WHAT HAPPENED TO BUGS?

- HE WENT IN THERE.

- HELLO? ANYBODY IN HERE?

HEY!

- NEXT, WE'LL VISIT OUR ROCKET EXHIBIT.

PLEASE STAY WITH THE GROUP, SON.

- OH.

- OUR ROCKET RIDE LETS YOU FEEL WHAT IT'S LIKE

TO BE IN A REAL SUPER-DUPER MOON ZOOMER,

OFFICIALLY KNOWN AS LUNAR MODULE 23345-X.

- HUH? HA HA HA!

HUH?

- IT'S VERY, VERY DARK IN HERE.

I CAN'T SEE MY HAND IN FRONT OF MY FACE.

[SMACK]

- THAT'S MY HAND.

- AND MY FACE.

- IS THAT YOU, BUGS?

[BEEP]

- [TOGETHER] OOH.

- SAY, WHERE ARE WE ANYWAY?

- OH, BOY, OH, BOY!

WE'RE IN A REAL SUPER-DUPER MOON ZOOMER.

- OH. HAS ANYBODY SEEN TAZ?

- OHH!

- LUNAR MODULE 2345-X IS READY FOR LIFT-OFF.

- WOW! HA HA HA!

- AAH! WHAT'S HAPPENING NOW?

- OH, OH, OH. WE'RE GONNA BLAST OFF.

COME ON, EVERYBODY. BUCKLE UP.

- 10, 9, 8, 7, 6, 5, 4...

- HURRY, FLOYD, HURRY!

- 3, 2, LIFT-OFF.

- LIFT-OFF!

- AAH! GRANNY IS NOT GONNA LIKE THIS.

- WE HAVE LIFT-OFF.

- OOH! LOOKEE UP THERE.

- HEY, NO! AAH! HOLD ON!

- [SPUTTERING]

- [CRYING]

- MY LITTLE HEAD.

- CONGRATULATIONS, LUNAR MODULE 2345-X CREW.

YOU ARE NOW IN OUTER SPACE.

- OH, DID YOU HEAR THAT?

WE'RE REALLY, TRULY THERE.

- HA HA HA!

HUH?

WOW! HA HA HA!

- RED ALERT, RED ALERT.

LUNAR MODULE 2345-X, YOU ARE APPROACHING AN ASTEROID FIELD.

- A FIELD FULL OF ASTEROIDS?

OOH, I BET THAT WILL BE PRETTY.

- I WOULDN'T SAY THAT, TWEETY.

- YOU WILL NEED A STRONG HEART AND A STEADY HAND.

- BETTER LET ME HANDLE THIS.

- BACK OFF, DAFF.

I CAN FLY THIS THING WITH MY EYES SHUT.

- OOH!

- GO FOR IT, BUGS.

- YOU CAN DO IT, BUGS OLD PAL.

- THAT'S IT. AAH!

LEFT! WATCH IT!

RIGHT! CAREFUL.

- AAH! BUGS!

- HA HA!

- ALRIGHT. HEY.

- TAZ FLYING. HA HA HA!

- OKAY, LITTLE FELLA.

MAYBE WE OUGHT TO BRING THEM BACK NOW.

- OKAY.

- GOOD JOB.

- GREAT GOING, BUGS.

- BUGSY BOY, YOU DID IT.

- NOW, CAN YOU PLEASE TURN US AROUND AND GET US HOME?

- NOT YET. I STILL GOT TO GO TO THE MOON.

- BUGS, WE HAVE TO GET BACK.

TAZ IS DOWN THERE SOMEWHERE, AND I HAVE TO FIND HIM.

- HE'S RIGHT, BUGS.

- GRANNY WOULDN'T WANT US GOING MORE THAN 500 MILES FROM HOME.

- AND IT'S ALMOST NAP TIME.

- ALRIGHT. I'LL TAKE US HOME.

- CONGRATULATIONS, ASTRONAUTS. YOU COMPLETED YOUR MISSION.

- THANK YOU!

- HOO HOO! THANKS, BUGS.

- HA HA! YOU SAVED US.

- YOU SURE DID.

- HIP, HIP FOR BUGS! HIP, HIP FOR BUGS!

HIP, HIP FOR BUGS!

[LAUGHING]

- TAZ, THERE YOU ARE.

OH, WHAT A TRIP THAT WAS.

WE WERE UP IN OUTER SPACE AND--

- AND NOW WE'LL TAKE THE MUSEUM'S ROCKET RIDE

TO SEE WHAT A REAL MOON ZOOMER IS LIKE.

- UH, ROCKET RIDE?

AHEM. I KNEW THAT.

- HA HA! YOU GOT TO GET OUT MORE, DOC.

- NIGHT, GRANNY! NIGHT, FLOYD!

- I'M SORRY FOR THE THINGS I SAID, BUGS.

SOME DAY, YOU'LL BE A GREAT ASTRONAUT.

- TOMORROW, I WANT TO HEAR

ALL ABOUT THE PLACES YOU'VE BEEN.

- YOU REALLY THINK I'LL GET TO THE MOON?

- NO TELLING HOW FAR YOUR DREAMS WILL TAKE YOU.

- GOODNIGHT, CHILDREN.

- NIGHT, GRANNY. - NIGHT, GRANNY.

- NIGHT, FLOYD. - NIGHT, FLOYD.

- NIGHT, GRANNY. - NIGHT, FLOYD.

- ONE DAY, YOU'LL SEE. I'LL GET THERE.

- YAHOO!

- OH, GRANNY, GRANNY! - TAZ GOT JUICE!

- WE WANT JUICE!

TAZ GOT JUICE! - WAIT!

HERE COMES MY BIG FINISH!

OOH! OOH! OOH!

I STILL HAVE IT!

AHEM, NOW, DID YOU SAY YOU WANTED SOME JUICE?

- TAZ HAD JUICE! SO WE WANT SOME, TOO.

- YOU'RE WELCOME TO HAVE SOME, DAFFY,

BUT TAZ DIDN'T HAVE ANY.

- BUT HE TOLD US HE DID, GRANNY.

- TAZ GOT JUICE, TAZ GOT JUICE!

HA HA HA! HO HO!

TAZ GOT JUICE!

- [TOGETHER] SEE!

- HA HA! - OOH!

I SEE THE CONFUSION NOW.

YOU SEE, I TOLD TAZ THAT WHEN IT COMES TO PLAYING BALL...

HE'S REALLY GOT THE "JUICE!"

- TAZ GOT JUICE!

TAZ GOT JUICE!

- THAT MEANS HE'S REALLY GOOD AT IT, RIGHT, GRANNY?

- RIGHT YOU ARE, LOLA.

- I'VE GOT JUICE NOW, GRANNY.

OHH, HOO HOO!

- OH, OH, YOU KNOW, KIDS.

IT'S ALWAYS A GOOD IDEA TO GET THE WHOLE STORY

BEFORE YOU JUMP TO CONCLUSIONS.

[TELEPHONE RINGING]

OH, DEAR.

- IT'S OKAY, GRANNY. I CAN DO THIS.

- WELL, THANK YOU, BUGS.

HELLO? OH, HELLO.

- OKAY, GUYS, LAST ONE BACK TO THE PLAYROOM IS A ROTTEN EGG!

- [INDISTINCT CHATTER]

- A BABY? - HUH?

- OH, I'D LOVE TO HAVE A BABY!

OH, THIS AFTERNOON IS PERFECT.

- OH!

- [LAUGHTER]

- RED LIGHT!

GREEN LIGHT!

- HOLD IT! - HUH?

- HEY, WAIT! WAIT!

- EXCUSE ME, BUT THE CORRECT WORDS ARE

RED LIGHT, GREEN LIGHT.

AND I'M THE ONE WHO'S SUPPOSED TO SAY THEM.

- THIS IS NO TIME TO PLAY, DAFFY.

GRANNY IS HAVING A BABY!

- [TOGETHER] A BABY?

- THIS CAN'T BE! IT JUST CAN'T BE!

- SYLVESTER, WE HAVE TO HELP GRANNY TAKE CARE OF THE BABY!

- ARE YOU SURE YOU GOT THE WHOLE STORY ON THIS, BUGS?

- OF COURSE. GRANNY'S HAVING A BABY THIS AFTERNOON.

- YOU CAN'T HAVE A BABY THAT FAST!

- SURE YOU CAN! - NO, YOU CAN'T!

- CAN TOO! - CANNOT!

- CAN TOO!

- WHERE DO BABIES COME FROM, ANYWAY?

- THAT IS A VERY GOOD QUESTION, TWEETY.

AND I KNOW THE ANSWER.

- OOH! WOW!

- OKAY, BACK OFF, BACK OFF.

ALLOW ME TO ILLUSTRATE FOR ALL OF YOU

WHERE BABIES COME FROM.

AHEM.

YOU MAY NOT KNOW THIS, BUT BABIES GROW FROM SEEDS.

THESE SEEDS ARE GATHERED BY LEPRECHAUNS

DEEP IN THE FORESTS OF FAIRYLAND.

- LEPRECHAUNS, HUH?

- THE SEEDS ARE PLANTED IN A RUTABAGA PATCH

WHERE THEY GROW INTO NICE, ROUND, HEALTHY BABIES.

- OOH! - WOW!

- VERY COOL! - I DIDN'T KNOW THAT!

- THEN, THE BABIES ARE PICKED UP FOR DELIVERY.

- WHOA, WAIT, DAFF. THAT CAN'T BE RIGHT.

STORKS ARE THE ONES WHO DELIVER BABIES.

- AND JUST WHO DO YOU THINK IS DRIVING THE TRUCKS?

- OH! OKAY.

- THE STORKS THEN DELIVER THE BABIES TO THE BABY STORE,

WHERE THEY ARE PLACED ON SHELVES,

READY TO BE TAKEN HOME.

AND THAT, MY DEAR TWEETY, IS WHERE BABIES COME FROM.

- THAT'S AMAZING, DAFFY.

- ON T.V., ALL THE BABIES COME FROM HOSPITALS.

- IT DOESN'T REALLY MATTER WHERE THEY COME FROM, LOLA.

GRANNY IS GETTING ONE THIS AFTERNOON!

AND WE HAVE TO HELP HER TAKE CARE OF IT.

- WE'LL SEE ABOUT THAT.

I'M GOING TO ASK GRANNY ABOUT THIS BABY THING ONCE AND FOR ALL.

- MAMA! MAMA!

- MAMA! MAMA!

- A BABY TAKES A LOT OF WORK, A LOT OF ENERGY.

- AAH! AND A LOT OF STUFF!

- HUH?

WAHOO!

- YOU HAVE TO HAVE ALL KINDS OF STUFF TO TAKE CARE OF A BABY!

YOU HAVE BABY BOTTLES, BABY BLANKETS, BATH TUBS,

BATH MITTS, JOGGING STROLLERS, HIKING STROLLERS,

WALKING STROLLERS, STROLLING STROLLERS,

BACKPACKS, FRONTPACKS, SIDEPACKS,

FANNY PACKS, DIAPER PAILS, DIAPER PINS,

DIAPER BAGS, DIAPER WIPERS, HIGH CHAIRS, CAR CHAIRS,

ROCKING CHAIRS, POTTY CHAIRS--

- NO MORE! NO MORE!

- AND DON'T FORGET THE BINKY!

- OH, NO! WHOA!

AAH! - AAH!

- IT'S TRUE! IT'S REALLY TRUE!

GRANNY REALLY IS HAVING A BABY!

- DID GRANNY SAY THAT?

- NO, BUT I WAS ON MY WAY TO ASK HER ABOUT IT,

AND I FOUND THIS!

- EGADS!

- IT'S ALL ABOUT BABIES!

- WHAT DOES IT SAY, LOLA?

- WELL, I CAN'T READ THE WORDS,

BUT THE PICTURES TELL ALL ABOUT WHAT BABIES ARE LIKE.

IT SAYS THAT BABIES EAT, DRINK, SLEEP, PLAY, CRAWL, SMILE,

LAUGH, CRY, SCREAM...

WAIL, KICK, SCREECH...

BURP...

BARF UP DINNER...

PASS LOTS OF GAS...

- TEARS COME OUT OF THEIR EYES! - UGH!

- DROOL COMES OUT OF THEIR MOUTH!

STUFF COMES OUT OF THEIR NOSE!

- UGH!

- AND EVERY DAY, THEY FILL THEIR DIAPERS WITH...

- OH! HUH?

- AAH! EEW!

- [TOGETHER] EEW!

- GRANNY'S GONNA NEED MORE HELP THAN WE THOUGHT!

WE'D BETTER START PRACTICING THIS BABY STUFF RIGHT NOW!

- MAMA! - WE CAN'T USE A DOLL TO PRACTICE ON!

WE NEED SOMETHING MORE LIKE A REAL BABY!

- YOU'RE RIGHT, LOLA!

WE NEED SOMETHING THAT MOVES AND EATS AND SLEEPS

AND IS REALLY CUTE.

- I GOT A BAD FEELING ABOUT THIS.

- OKAY, BABY, TIME FOR YUMMY NUM-NUM.

MMM! - NO! EWW!

- SO GOOD! YUM!

OH, COME ON!

AW, JUST EAT IT, WILL YA?

GRR! OH!

HMM.

[BUZZING]

HERE COMES THE AIRPLANE!

[BUZZING]

COMING IN FOR A LANDING!

[BUZZING]

HE ATE IT!

UGH!

NO!

- HUH!

- FEEDING THE BABY IS EASY,

BUT AFTER HE EATS, YOU GOTTA PAT HIM ON THE BACK

UNTIL HE GIVES YOU A NICE, LOUD--

[BELCH]

BURP.

LOLA WILL NOW DEMONSTRATE HOW TO GIVE BABY A BATH.

LOLA?

- FIRST, PUT THE BABY IN THE TUB.

- OH! WAH-WAH! WAH-WAH!

- NEXT, YOU SHAMPOO BABY'S HEAD.

- HERE WE GO, BABY.

SHAMPOO TIME!

- NO! NO! NO! NO! NO! NO!

- COME ON! - NO! NO! NO!

- HOLD STILL! UGH, PLEASE! - NO! NO! NO!

- ONCE YOU GET THE SHAMPOO ON HIS LITTLE HEAD,

YOU JUST RUB IT IN, RINSE IT OFF,

AND-- - AAH!

- OH, OH, UGH!

- TWEETY!

- MY BATH IS DONE.

- GRR!

- [GIBBERISH]

TA-DA! - OH!

GREAT JOB, TAZ!

- I'VE NEVER SEEN ANYONE CHANGE A DIAPER SO FAST!

- WAH! BOO-HOO-HOO!

- WHAT DO I DO? WHAT DO I DO?

- BOO-HOO!

- BEATS ME. - NO CLUE.

- BOO-HOO-HOO!

YOU'RE SUPPOSED TO MAKE ME STOP CRYING.

WAH! WAH! - BUT HOW?

- I DON'T KNOW. I'M JUST A BABY.

[WEEPING]

- A-HA! I'LL ROCK YOU TO SLEEP!

THAT'LL STOP YA!

- [WEEPING]

- CLOSE YOUR EYES, GO TO SLEEP.

PLEASE BE QUIET! I'M BEGGING YOU!

IT'S TIME TO STOP NOW! YOUR CRYING IS LOUD!

OH, PLEASE, PLEASE, PLEASE!

OH, [INDISTINCT]!

- WEE! THAT WAS FUN. DO IT AGAIN!

DO IT AGAIN! - ALRIGHT, THEN.

- WHERE IS SHE? WHERE'S GRANNY?

- WE'RE READY, NOW WHERE'S THE BABY?

- OH, HOO-HOO, CHILDREN.

- [TOGETHER] HELLO, GRANNY!

- HOW ARE YOU DOING?

- WELL, ISN'T THIS A NICE WELCOME?

- WHERE'S THE BABY, GRANNY?

- CAN WE SEE IT?

- GRACIOUS, HOW DID YOU KNOW THAT THE BABY WAS COMING TODAY?

- I HEARD YOU TALKING ABOUT IT ON THE PHONE THIS MORNING.

- SO, IS THE BABY HERE?

- SHE'S RIGHT HERE.

- [TOGETHER] AWW.

- SHE SURE IS CUTE.

- YEAH, BUT SHE'S A HAMSTER, NOT A BABY.

- SHE'S A BABY HAMSTER, DAFFY.

MRS. SMITH ASKED IF WE COULD TAKE CARE OF HER FOR A FEW DAYS.

- AWW! HOW CUTE!

- [INDISTINCT CHATTER]

- BE CAREFUL WITH HER, KIDS.

- AWW, SHE'S SO SOFT! PRETTY LITTLE THING!

- IS SOMETHING WRONG, BUGS?

- I THOUGHT YOU WERE HAVING A REAL BABY, GRANNY.

- HA HA HA! OH, GOODNESS, NO!

- BUT THAT'S WHAT YOU SAID ON THE PHONE.

- OH, I'M SORRY, BUGS,

IT MUST HAVE SOUNDED THAT WAY TO YOU.

I GUESS NEXT TIME, I SHOULD ASK FOR THE WHOLE STORY

BEFORE I TELL EVERYONE WHAT I HEARD, HUH?

- YES, DEAR. SOUNDS LIKE A GOOD IDEA.

- HEY, BUGS! YOU WANNA HOLD HER?

- SURE!

- BUT BE CAREFUL, SHE JUST ATE.

- OH, RIGHT, SHE SURE IS CUTE.

[BELCH]

HA! SHE IS A REAL BABY AFTER ALL.

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