Original subtitles

Hey there everybody it's a looney-ful day

To have a little fun the Baby Looney Tunes way

There's lots to do at Granny's house

Games to play and balls to bounce

So jump and slide and holler...hooray

Sylvester Bugs and Daffy

Taz and Lola too

Tweety's such a sweetie

Now all we need is you

Hey there everybody it's a looney-ful day

To play the Baby Looney Tunes way

[birds chirping]

(Granny) Oh, isn't this exciting?

Your very first trip to help with the grocery shopping.

He he he. I-is everyone ready?

We've been ready since the day before

the day before yesterday, Granny.

Are you ready, Floyd dear?

Oh, yes.

Everything I need to know is in my Guide To Kids.

"Chapter 23: A trip to the modern supermarket."

With complete rules of proper behavior.

In we go, children.

Have a good time, Lola dear.

No snacks before lunch, Taz darling.

You be big helpers, Daffy and Tweety.

And you too, Sylvester sweetheart.

Alright, everybody, buckle up.

Here's the list. You call if you have any problems.

There's not a thing to worry about, Granny.

What could possibly go wrong in a modern supermarket?

Oh, I couldn't possibly imagine, Floyd dear.

Bugs, could I have a word with you?

Yes, Granny?

I want you to be Floyd's extra special helper today.

Make sure the others do just as he says.

Aw, shucks. You know you can always count on me, Granny.

I know dear.

'You help them remember that sometimes'

we can't have everything we want just when we want it.

But sometimes the best things come when we wait.

Uh, yeah, uh, sure. That's right, Granny.

[instrumental music]

(Floyd) Okay, everyone line up now. Nicely, neatly..

That's it.

(Tweety) Oh, what a beautiful morning

and we're off to somewhere reawwy special.

The supermarket.

Sufferin' summer squash!

[all gasping]

Taz like. Ooh, wowie, ooh..

It's tremendous, it's too awesome, it's-it's gigant-agus!

And awful big too.

Oh, dear.

Everybody wait right here while I get a cart

and don't do anything.

You hear that?

You guys gotta do just exactly what Floyd says.

Of course we will.

We already know that, Bugs.

I know you know. I just wanna be sure you know you know.

You know?

Please don't touch that.

[gasps] Sylvester!

He said don't touch that. Not that.

crash

Do it again. Do it again. Do it again.

No..

According to the book, food is delivered to the store

from around the world, around the clock.

Fwoyd, can I wide in the seat, pwease?

'Pwease?'

Sure you can, Tweety.

Today, we'll be buying something

from all the major food groups

Dairy, meat, vegetables, fruits..

Psst, you guys. Over here.

We got ourselves a serious pr-pr-pr..

...problem.

You can say that again.

Eh, uh, what're you fellas talkin' about?

Floyd doesn't know the first thing about shopping.

Just look. If he only gets that stuff, we'll starve.

Granny said we're supposed to help with the shopping, right?

Right.

So that's exactly what we'll do.

We'll do the shopping for him. Come on.

Hold on. Wait. Come back.

Oh, I gotta get those guys back before Floyd finds out.

Granny's countin' on me.

Hey, Daffy!

Egads! Woo-hoo, woo-hoo!

Well, we've gotta have this.

And this. Ooh, and some of this..

Everyone knows candy is a major food group.

Oh, now, come on, Daffy.

One side, Bugs. I got shoppin' to do.

(Lola) 'Wow! This is so sweet.'

Merry Kerry Berry Berry Swirls.

Oh, oh, oh..

Double chip chocolate chip. My all-time favorite.

whoosh

[laughing]

Eh, Lola, you gotta put that back.

Hello? It's ice-cream, Bugs. It comes from cows.

Very healthy stuff.

You know, Floyd would want us to have it.

(Taz) 'Taz want ride.'

'Ah! Taz want ride.'

On the count of three, Taz.

One..

whizz

- Ah! - Ah!

[gasping]

screech

- Huh? - Hello.

- Phew. - Ah ha ha ha.

- Come on, Taz. - Oh, no.

Oh!

(Taz) 'Taz sorry.'

Oh, no.

What do you two think you're doin'?

What does it look like? We're helping Floyd.

Go, Taz, go.

zoom

Taz!

crash

Now, let's see.

'One head of lettuce two cabbage, five..'

Say, where'd those other kids go?

They're being awpully quiet down there.

Okay, that's all we'll need here.

Everyone ready to move on?

I am.

[gasps] They're gone!

Where'd they go? They were here a minute ago.

What got into those guys?

Why can't they be like me?

You don't see me goin' crazy over..

(Puff 'N Pops) 'Bugs..'

'Bugs..'

Oh, no. My all-time most favorite, glow in the dark

explode in your mouth, prize in every box of Puff 'N Pops.

Take me home, Bugs.

- 'Bugs..' - No, I can't.

- 'Take me home.' - Can't do it.

- 'Take me home.' - I, I, I..

I must have Puff 'N Pops!

- Bugs? - Sylvester.

- Daffy.. - Wowa!

Taz, where are you?

Huwwy, huwwy--

crash

(store employee #1) 'Oh, no!'

Ooh, what's that?

I don't know but I'm gonna find out.

[laughing]

Lola..

Floyd.

Faster, Taz old boy. We don't have much time.

Lola!

Ooh! Ow!

(Tweety) Wowa!

(Floyd) 'Lola, come here.'

Ah! I gotta get my shopping done.

Ah!

- One down. - 'Ooh, wowie!'

crash

(Floyd) Excuse me. Sorry. Pardon me.

swish swish

Almost had it.

Huh, there's gotta be some way to get up there.

And I know just how to do it.

Ha ha, this is great.

Hey, let go!

(Daffy) Huh..

Two down, three to go.

zoom

(Daffy) Whoa! Whoa!

Got you...and you.

Now to find Bugs.

[rattling]

crash

Huh..

Oh, no.

'No! No!'

Uh..

- Ah! - Bu-u-u-gs!

Eh he he.

crash thud

(male announcer) 'Clean up in aisle 2, aisle 3, aisle 5 and 10 through 12.'

Don't suppose I can get an eensy-weensy-teensy

'little candy bar, do you?'

No, Daffy. Rule number one.

Kids who misbehave in the store

do not get treats no matter what.

Now, where does it say that?

It doesn't. It's my rule.

Not this time.

Oh..

- 'Oh, we're very very sorry.' - 'Real, real, real sorry.'

[indistinct chatter]

We're all really sorry and most of all, me, Granny.

I was supposed to be an extra special helper.

And I wasn't.

'And I'm sorry.'

But it isn't me you should tell, is it?

Floyd, we're really, truly very sorry.

Each and every last one of us.

Ahem..

Oh yeah, except Tweety.

We forgot sometimes you can't have everything you want

just when you want it.

Oh, Floyd..

Can you ever forgive us?

I'll have to check the book.

But I think I can.

[cheering]

(Taz) Thank you. Thank you. Thank you, thank you, thank you.

(Lola) 'Thanks very-very much, Floyd.'

Oh, now that that's settled, let's settle down for lunch.

swish

Eh, uh, say, where'd this stuff come from?

Well, I made it from all the delicious things

you and Floyd bought at the store.

I didn't know all that made this.

Why didn't you tell us before?

Because sometimes, the best things come when we wait.

Now what are we waiting for?

Let's eat.

[indistinct chatter]

[theme music]

[Granny laughing]

(Granny) Bye bye. Be good now.

- 'Bye, Granny.' - 'Bye, Granny.'

vroom

Where are we going today, Floyd?

A video arcade?

The park playground?

Laundromat!

(all) Hmm..

Yeah, Taz like spinning clothes.

zoom

No, we're going to the Art Museum.

Who is this guy Art? And why does he have a museum?

It's not Art's Museum, it's an art museum.

- So, will there be video games? - Or swimming?

(Floyd) 'No, an art museum is where you got to look at art like statues'

or the drawings in Tweety's picture book.

I'll be your docent.

You will? That's great.

What's a docent?

Docent--

Do..

...cent.

[laughing]

Taz means well. What is a docent?

A docent is what you call a museum guide

who teaches you about the art.

I'll bet that I can get you as excited about art as I am.

Eh, I kinda doubt it, doc.

(Daffy) 'Yeah, nobody can be as excited as you.'

(Floyd) 'Here we are.'

Any questions so far?

zoom

Yes. When's lunch?

zoom

Taz..

zoom

Huh?

(Floyd) 'This is one of my favorites.'

It's Rodan's, The Tinker.

Some guy made this big thing outta clay?

That's right, Bugs. Then he cast it in a metal called bronze.

When does it start to move?

Wha-what do you mean?

You know, like at Disneyland or Bucky Reef.

The statues come to life and put on a show.

The statues in a museum don't put on shows.

They're meant to be looked at and appreciated.

When you look at--

Boring!

I'll be sittin' over here

when you're ready to blow this dump.

[gasps]

Hey!

Say, what's the big idea?

You can't sit in that chair.

Why? Is it broken?

No, it's an exhibit.

(Floyd) 'That chair is an original from the palace'

'of Louis XIV of France.'

Wow!

He was the fourteenth person to own this chair?

'It must be reawwy reawwy owd.'

Louis XIV was the king of France a long time ago.

Which does make this chair very old.

'And, and, and beautiful.'

Whoa! This lady needs to see the dentist.

Why do you say that?

Because it looks like it hurts her to smile.

She's called The Lonely Lisa and the artist Leonardo Da Pinci

painted her that way.

What kind of a place is this?

You have statues that don't talk, chairs you can't sit on

and a lady with a toothache.

Well, if it won't get anyone's diapers in a bind

I'm just gonna wait here until we're ready to leave.

You're missing out, Daffy.

When you look at a piece of art, it should speak to you.

Well, make up your mind.

You just told me it doesn't talk.

Not in words but you should feel something when you look at art.

For instance, what do you feel when you look at this painting?

An artist did that?

I'm just a little kid and I could've painted that.

Ah, but the point is you didn't.

What does everybody else think?

There's your answer, Big Mister. They're off playin' somewhere.

Now, if you don't mind..

[yawning]

...I'm gonna take a nap.

Huh, why can't I get through to them?

[instrumental music]

[flute music]

[ballet music]

[instrumental music]

[rock 'n roll music]

Hey, Floyd, we're tired and ready to go home now.

Fine, I'll just take you all home and go to school

so I can figure out where I went wrong.

I guess I haven't learnt anything about bein' a teacher.

[yawning] Could we go to the video arcade now?

(Floyd) Huh..

(Bugs) 'Hey, guys, let's play museum. I'll be the docent.'

And now, if you will all come this way

we'll look at the living room display.

Over here, we have--

Hey, what's goin' on? And how come I wasn't invited?

I'm giving tours as the docent.

That's a guide. For Granny's Museum.

And, uh, we know how much you don't like museums.

He's fooling you. This isn't a museum.

It's the same Granny's house she's always had.

Whatever you say.

Now, over here--

Oh, for Pete's sake! This is just a chair.

See? I'm sittin' in it.

If it was art I couldn't sit in it, right?

Wrong. Let me tell you about this chair.

Way before Granny had it..

(Bugs narrating) The story begins in the court of King Tazzie the Ate.

Taz not 8 yet.

Not eight like eight years old. Ate like in after I eat, I ate.

Oh, okay.

King Tazzie the Ate loved to eat

but he was too short to reach the table.

[crying]

Taz hungry.

So the Royal Thinkers came to try and figure out

how to get King Tazzie his dinner

before he got much thinner and disappeared.

When I say go, we'll pull on the rope

which will lift King Tazzie up to the table.

(Tazzie) 'Oh, Taz ready to eat. Yeah, yeah, yeah.'

Ready, set, go!

[grunting]

Oh...oh...oh..

thud

Whoa-a-a..

thud

Oh, I never knew eating was so dangerous.

I despise loud noises.

boom

whoosh

thump

Pfft..

[wailing]

King hungry.

Poor King Tazzie.

If we can't get him up to the table, he'll go poof.

And so will our jobs.

I think I have a plan that will save us all.

Help me with this chair.

[sawing]

Taz no want to eat chair.

[crying]

Don't worry, Your Kingship. This will work.

I hope.

The Royal Thinkers worked all through the night.

And the next day..

[crying] Taz hungry.

We present the tall chair.

High.

Oh, you're right.

The high chair.

(Taz) 'Yes!'

[instrumental music]

Taz likey. Taz likey.

And so King Tazzie the Ate finally, uh, ate.

burp

snap

Over the years, the long legs of the chairs got worn away.

And today, that chair is right here in Granny's living room.

Or as I like to call it, Granny's Museum.

That was a vewy gweat stowy, Mr. Docent.

Well, it was okay. But, uh, what else is in this room?

What about this hat? I always kinda liked this hat.

You know, it's funny you should pick this.

Because that's the next story I was about to tell you.

(Bugs narrating) It takes place in the workshop of Leonardo Da Daffy.

Hey, I like this story already.

Leonardo was an inventor.

Uh, say, Mr. Da Daffy, what's that you're workin' on?

It's a peanut butter and jelly sandwich.

Wanna try it?

You didn't really invent that, did you?

I thought you invented the helicopter.

I did. But I'm afraid of heights.

At least peanut butter and jelly doesn't leave the ground.

[knock on door]

Ah, that's probably Lonely Lola Lisa.

The model I'm going to paint for my next masterpiece.

Hi, Lonely Lola, go sit over there by the easel

and see if you can work up a smile.

Huh, I'll try.

Oh, come on. You can do better than that.

Mmm..

Cootchie-cootchie coo.

Hmm..

Mmm..

Alright then..

Waah!

[ululating]

Mmm..

Okay, sister, you're forcing me to bring out the A-material.

[cracking knuckles]

Hoo-hoo, hoo-hoo, hoo-hoo!

Hoo-hoo, hoo-hoo, hoo-hoo!

[panting]

I don't hear any laughing.

I give up.

There's nothin' I can do to make you laugh.

swish

thud

That's amusing.

Oh, I'll take what I can get.

And that's how Leonardo Da Daffy

painted his masterpiece, The Lonely Lisa.

And this is the very hat he wore when he painted the picture.

- Oh.. - Ooh..

(Daffy) Art is fun when you know the stories behind it.

[laughing]

(all) Floyd.

Oh, what's this all about?

Thanks for taking us to the Art Museum this morning.

Yeah, Floyd, thanks.

You too, Daffy?

I thought you were bored at the museum.

Yeah, I was. But then Bugs made me see

what you were tryin' to do and now I wanna see more.

Uh, I can schedule another trip in two weeks.

Why wait? We don't have to go anywhere.

There's always the kitchen.

Now, pay close attention to..

...Granny's old mixing spoon.

- 'Oh..' - 'Hmm..'

[theme music]

[music continues]

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