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HEY THERE, EVERYBODY, IT'S A LOONEYFUL DAY

TO HAVE A LITTLE FUN THE BABY LOONEY TUNES' WAY

THERE'S LOTS TO DO AT GRANNY'S HOUSE

GAMES TO PLAY AND BALLS TO BOUNCE

LET'S JUMP AND SLIDE AND HOLLER

HOORAY! HOORAY! HOORAY!

SYLVESTER, BUGS, AND DAFFY

TAZ AND LOLA, TOO

TWEETY'S SUCH A SWEETIE

NOW ALL WE NEED IS YOU

HEY THERE, EVERYBODY

IT'S A LOONEYFUL DAY

TO PLAY THE BABY LOONEY TUNES' WAY

Lola: I'VE GOT THE COSTUME BOX.

WHO WANTS TO PLAY GROWNUP?

WHAT SHOULD WE DRESS UP AS?

THERE ARE SO MANY COOL CHOICES.

[GIGGLING]

SAY, I'VE GOT AN IDEA.

WHOEVER COMES UP WITH THE BEST GROWNUP COSTUME,

THAT'S WHAT WE'LL PLAY.

WELL, IT'S HARD TO GET BETTER THAN THIS.

I'M A FIREFIGHTER.

OOH, LOLA! THAT'S COOL.

I WANT TO BE THAT, TOO.

EHH, WHAT'S UP, PARDNERS?

HEY, IT'S COWBOY BUGSY.

I WANT TO BE A COWBOY.

I'M A MAGICIAN.

I'M A CLOWN.

I'M A LION TAMER.

I'M AN ASTRONAUT.

I WORK AT CAR WASH.

LUMBERJACK.

AEROBICS INSTRUCTOR.

SHOPKEEPER..

RACE CAR DRIVER.

AN ACCOUNTANT.

KING OF THE WORLD!

HEY, SYLVESTER,

DON'T YOU WANT TO PLAY WITH US?

NAH. I COULD NEVER COME UP WITH ANY JOBS AS COOL AS THOSE.

SURE, YOU COULD.

Tweety: YEAH. I'M SURE YOU COULD COME UP

WITH A REALLY GREAT JOB.

REALLY? WELL, OKAY.

HERE GOES.

HMM.

NO. NO.

AHA!

UH, NO.

I KNOW!

I'M A FAST FOOD COUNTER GUY.

COME ON. THINK ABOUT IT.

YOU'RE SURROUNDED BY HAMBURGERS ALL DAY.

YOU GET TO WAIT ON PEOPLE AND GIVE THEM CHANGE.

IT'S--IT'S EXCITING!

[ALL TALKING AT ONCE]

WELL, IT WOULD BE PRETTY NEAT

TO WORK THE CASH REGISTER.

AND MAKE FRENCH FRIES.

AND GIVE AWAY ALL THOSE COOL TOYS

IN THE KIDDIE MEALS.

YEE-HAH! AHA!

HEY, DAFFY, WHAT ARE YOU SUPPOSED TO BE?

DIAPER DUCK! SUPER HEROICAL SUPER GUY.

[ALL TALKING AT ONCE]

[ALL LAUGHING]

[SIGH] FAST FOOD COUNTER GUY.

WHAT WAS I THINKING?

GOLLY, I GUESS I'LL JUST NEVER BE COOL LIKE THE OTHER KIDS.

HEY, KIDS!

OH, BOY! I LOVE THIS SHOW!

WHAT TIME IS IT?

TIME FOR FISH!

TODAY, I'M GOING TO SHOW ALL YOU LITTLE CHUMS OUT THERE

HOW TO PLAY WITH SPAGHETTI.

THIS COULD BE GOOD.

BUT FIRST, HERE'S A WORD FROM OUR SPONSOR--

CHEWY CHOPS PICKLE POPS.

COOL KIDS CHOOSE CHEWY CHOPS PICKLE POPS.

PICKLE POPS? GROSS!

HORACE IS COOL!

YEAH, HE SURE IS!

ACTUALLY, HE KIND OF IS.

YOU CAN BE COOL, TOO.

WE CAN? WE CAN?

I CAN?

SURE. ANYONE CAN BE COOL

WITH CHEWY CHOPS PICKLE POPS.

Both: WOW! WE'RE COOL!

WOW! THEY ARE COOL!

Announcer: WE TAKE JUMBO DILL PICKLES,

DIP THEM IN GOOEY MARSHMALLOW-FLAVORED PRODUCT,

THEN COVER IT ALL IN CREAMY CHOCOLATE,

THEN WE SUCK THE MOISTURE OUT THROUGH A TOP-SECRET PROCESS,

AND VOILA-- FREEZE-DRIED CRUNCHY PERFECTION.

IT'S A PICKLE-ICIOUS TREAT

THAT'S SURE TO PICKLE YOUR FANCY.

AND MAKE YOU REALLY, REALLY SUPER-DUPER COOL LIKE ME.

AND LIKE US! AND LIKE US!

YAY! YAY! YAY!

CHEWY CHOPS PICKLE POPS

CHEWY CHOPS PICKLE POPS

ALL THE KIDS ARE EATING THEM

SO WHY DON'T YOU?

GOOD QUESTION.

HI, GRANNY.

WELL, HELLO THERE, LITTLE ONE.

BY ANY CHANCE,

WILL YOU BE ORDERING ANYTHING

FROM THE GROCERY STORE TODAY?

WELL, I DO NEED SOME HEAVY-DUTY ROPE

AND SOME LYE.

DO YOU THINK I COULD GET A BOX

OF CHEWY CHOPS PICKLE POPS?

UH, PICKLE POPS? WHAT ARE THEY?

IT'S A DELICIOUS SNACK FOOD

MADE FROM PICKLES AND CHOCOLATES AND STUFF.

BUT, SYLVESTER,

YOU KNOW YOU DON'T LIKE PICKLES.

YES, BUT YOU SEE, UM, WELL, I--WELL,

I NEED THEM TO BE COOL.

SYLVESTER, YOU'RE ALREADY COOL

JUST BY BEING WHO YOU ARE.

WELL, I DON'T FEEL COOL.

THE KID ON THE COMMERCIAL IS COOL.

MAYBE THOSE PICKLE POPS WILL DO THE TRICK.

OH, THAT'S NONSENSE.

I'M NOT ABOUT TO SPEND MY HARD-EARNED MONEY

ON SOMETHING YOU'RE NEVER GOING TO EAT.

WELL, I HAD A FEELING YOU'D SAY THAT,

SO WHY DON'T YOU SPEND MY MONEY ON THEM?

WHY, SYLVESTER,

THE MONEY YOU'VE BEEN SAVING

FOR OUR NEXT TRIP TO THE TOY STORE?

PLEASE, GRANNY!

I JUST GOT TO GET THOSE PICKLE POPS!

PLLEEAASE!

WELL, ARE YOU SURE?

AS SURE AS I'VE EVER BEEN.

OH, BOY! OH, BOY! OH, BOY!

I'M GONNA BE COOL! I'M GONNA BE COOL!

[KNOCK ON DOOR]

THANKS, PEABO.

OH, YOUR TIP. RIGHT.

MITTEROU IN THE SEVENTH TO WIN.

[CHUCKLING]

JUST KIDDING.

HA! OH, YOU GET ME EVERY TIME

WITH THAT GAG, GRANNY.

HERE'S A SHINY NEW DIME.

OOH, GOLLY. THANKS!

PICKLE POPS! PICKLE POPS!

WELL, I DON'T SEE THEM, SYLVESTER.

MAYBE HE FORGOT TO-- OH, HERE THEY ARE.

I DIDN'T SEE THEM UNDER THE CAN OF LARD.

CHEWY CHOPS PICKLE POPS.

ARE YOU SURE YOU WANT THESE, SYLVESTER?

IT'S NOT TOO LATE TO RETURN THEM FOR A REFUND.

I'M SURE! I'M SURE!

WELL, OKAY.

MY UNCOOL DAYS ARE ABOUT TO BE OVER.

[SNIFF] OH, GOSH.

DO YOU THINK IT'S SUPPOSED TO SMELL LIKE THAT?

[SNIFF SNIFF]

YIPES! STRIPES!

MAYBE IT'S EXPIRED.

GOOD UNTIL THE YEAR 3039?!

OH, MY.

KIDS AND THEIR FAD FOODS.

OH, WHEAT GRASS CIDER!

WELL, HERE GOES NOTHING.

HEY, THIS ISN'T SO BAD...

[GASP]

UNTIL YOU SWALLOW!

[PANTING]

WELL, IT'LL BE WORTH IT

WHEN THE OTHER KIDS SEE HOW COOL I AM.

HEY, FELLAS. WHAT'S UP?

HMM. MAYBE ONE PICKLE POP

ISN'T ENOUGH TO MAKE A DIFFERENCE.

MAYBE JUST A FEW MORE...

AND I'M BOUND TO BE THE COOLEST CAT IN TOWN.

PICKLE POPS, WORK YOUR MAGIC.

[COUGHING]

[GULP]

THERE. THE OTHER KIDS ARE CERTAIN TO NOTICE ME NOW.

I GUESS NOTHING I DO WILL EVER MAKE ME STAND OUT.

HEY, SYLVESTER,

THERE'S SOMETHING DIFFERENT ABOUT YOU.

HMM.

YOU NOTICE SOMETHING DIFFERENT ABOUT ME?

WELL, IF BY "DIFFERENT" YOU MEAN "STINKY,"

YEAH, I NOTICE IT.

[SIGH]

WELL, I HOPE YOU'VE LEARNED A LESSON TODAY, SYLVESTER.

WELL, I STILL DON'T LIKE PICKLES,

ESPECIALLY WHEN THEY'RE COVERED

IN MARSHMALLOW AND CHOCOLATE

AND MAKE YOU STINK LIKE OLD CHEESE.

BESIDES THAT, LITTLE ONE,

YOU SHOULDN'T BELIEVE EVERYTHING YOU SEE ON TV.

OH, YEAH. THAT, TOO.

I GUESS I'LL JUST HAVE TO FIND SOME OTHER WAY TO BE COOL.

SYLVESTER, THE COOLEST PEOPLE

DON'T TRY TO BE COOL.

THEY JUST ACT LIKE THEMSELVES.

THE TROUBLE IS, WHEN I ACT LIKE MYSELF,

NOBODY NOTICES.

WHOA! OOF!

[GRUNTING]

Bugs: HEY, CHECK OUT SYLVESTER.

THAT IS THE COOLEST HAT EVER.

YEAH! WHERE DID YOU GET IT, SYLVESTER?

ACTUALLY, UH, I JUST--

SYLVESTER MADE IT HIMSELF,

DIDN'T YOU, SYLVESTER?

UH, YEAH, I DID.

CAN YOU SHOW US HOW TO MAKE ONE?

YEAH! WE WANT TO LOOK COOL LIKE YOU.

YOU DO?

OF COURSE THEY DO.

BUT--BUT WHY?

'CAUSE YOU'RE THE COOLEST CAT IN TOWN, DADDY-O.

THERE WERE 10 IN A BED, BABY TWEETY SAID

"TOO CROWDED, TOO CROWDED"

SO AWAY HE RACED, AND SYLVESTER CHASED

10, 9.

THERE WERE 8 STILL ASLEEP, BABY ROADRUNNER'S BEEP

WOKE WILE E., WOKE WILE E.

BABY WILE E. LEAPT, WHILE THE OTHER LOONEYS SLEPT

10, 9, 8, 7

THERE WERE 6 IN A BED, BABY DAFFY SAID

"STOP SNORING, YOU'RE BORING"

SO HE WOKE BABY SAM, AND AWAY THEY RAN

10, 9, 8, 7, 6, 5

THERE WERE 4 IN A BED, BABY MARVIN SAID

"I'M HOMESICK, WANT SPACESHIP"

SO HE FLEW THROUGH THE STARS TO HIS HOME ON MARS

10, 9, 8, 7, 6, 5, 4

THERE WERE 3 IN A BED, WHEN BABY TAZ SAID

"MY TUMMY NEEDS YUMMIES"

AND HE CHASED ELMER FUDD OFF THE BED WITH A THUD

10, 9, 8, 7...2

THERE WAS ONE IN A BED, BABY PORKY SAID

"TH-THAT'S ALL, FOLKS"

Bugs: GRANNY'S BISCUITS SURE MAKE GREAT HOCKEY PUCKS

AFTER SITTING IN THE TOY CHEST A WHILE.

YOU ARE SO RIGHT, BUGSY BOY,

AND IT SLIDES MUCH BETTER

SINCE I CHIPPED OFF THE OLD GRAVY.

Daffy: OHH!

TAZ SHOOTS...

HE SCOOOORES!

AAH!

[GASP]

GOALIE? GOALIE?

GOALIE?

BUGS, DAFFY, TAZ,

THE LIVING ROOM IS NO PLACE FOR HOCKEY.

EHH, WE WEREN'T PLAYING HOCKEY, GRANNY.

WE WERE PLAYING ROLLER BISCUIT.

TAZ CAN SKATE!

UHH! OOH! AAH!

[CRASH]

NEVERTHELESS, IT'S NOT SAFE PLAYING IN HERE.

YOU COULD BREAK SOMETHING,

OR WORSE, YOU COULD GET HURT.

All: WE'RE SORRY, GRANNY.

THAT'S BETTER.

NOW I'M GOING OUTSIDE

TO WORK ON MY NEW BEEKEEPER SHACK.

YOU 3 STAY INSIDE WITH THE OTHERS.

WE WOULDN'T WANT ANY BEE STINGS.

IF EVERYONE'S GOOD,

WE'LL ALL HAVE HIVE-FRESH HONEY

ON OUR BISCUITS THIS AFTERNOON.

GREAT. WE CAN'T PLAY ROLLER BISCUIT OUTSIDE,

AND WE CAN'T PLAY IT INSIDE.

NO, GRANNY SAID WE COULDN'T PLAY IN THE LIVING ROOM.

'COURSE, SHE DIDN'T SAY ANYTHING ABOUT THE PLAYROOM.

Daffy and Taz: TO THE PLAYROOM!

EHH, SHOULDN'T WE GET TO THE PLAYROOM BEFORE WE...

BREAK SOMETHING?

AAH! TELL ME WE'RE NOT IN TROUBLE!

OOH! ARE YOU GUYS IN TROUBLE!

TIME-OUT.

[DOOR OPENS]

TAZ, DEAR, YOU TOOK THE WORDS RIGHT OUT OF MY MOUTH.

ARE BUGS, DAFFY, AND TAZ

GONNA HAVE TO SIT IN TIME-OUT FOREVER AND EVER?

[GULP]

NO, DEAR.

JUST TILL THEY HAVE TIME TO THINK

ABOUT HOW PLAYING SO DANGEROUSLY

CAN GET THEM HURT.

HOW LONG IS THAT, GRANNY?

WELL, 5 MINUTES SEEMS REASONABLE.

IT'S 3:00 NOW,

SO YOU'LL SIT TIME-OUT UNTIL 3:05.

WHEN THE LITTLE HAND'S ON THE 3

AND THE BIG HAND'S ON THE--

OH, FOR HEAVEN-- UH, 5 MINUTES.

DON'T YOU WORRY.

I'LL BE WATCHING THE CLOCK.

NOW YOU OTHERS GO PLAY

WHILE I RING UP A CLOCK REPAIRMAN.

HOW'S GRANNY GONNA WATCH THE CLOCK?

THE BIG HAND'S GONE.

IT'LL NEVER GET TO THE 5.

YOU'LL BE LOST IN TIME LIKE IN SOME HORRIBLE TV CARTOON.

SYLVESTER, COME PLAY SUPERMARKET.

SUPERMARKET? COOL! I'M BAG BOY!

HEY!

WHAT IF WE FIX THE CLOCK OURSELVES

TO MAKE UP FOR BREAKING IT?

YEAH! AND THAT WAY,

GRANNY WILL SEE WHEN TO MAKE US STOP BEING SORRY.

BOYS, I DON'T HEAR YOU THINKING.

ALRIGHT...

[WHISPERING]

TAZ WHISPERS GOOD!

OH, SHUSH!

HURRY. GRANNY'S GONNA CATCH US.

TAPE.

[BEEP BEEP]

[RING]

HELLO. A.M./P.M. CLOCK REPAIR?

A NEW MINUTE HAND. YES.

FOR A VERY UNLUCKY GRANDFATHER CLOCK.

THE HAND WON'T STICK.

PSST. TAZ.

OH, THAT MUCH FOR A HOUSE CALL?

WHAT IF I CARRY THE CLOCK IN MYSELF?

[GASP]

BOYS!

BUT, GRANNY, WE WERE JUST--

5 MORE MINUTES,

AND I WANT TO HEAR SOME HARD THINKING.

OHH! OHH! OHH!

WE'RE GONNA BE TRAPPED HERE FOR THE REST OF OUR LIVES.

EHH, I GOT ANOTHER IDEA.

OKAY, BOYS. TIME'S UP ON TIME-OUT.

I HOPE YOU'VE EACH THOUGHT ABOUT HOW PLAYING SO DANGEROUSLY

CAN GET YOU--BOYS!

HMM.

AND THEY'RE BACK IN THE PENALTY BOX.

TWEETY, LEAVE THE BOYS ALONE.

BUT, GRANNY...

BUGS AND DAFFY AND TAZ ARE MISSING OUT

ON FRESH HONEY BISCUITS.

THAT'S BECAUSE BUGS AND DAFFY AND TAZ NEED THEIR TIME-OUT

TO THINK ABOUT PLAYING SAFELY.

50 ELEVEN, 90 HUNDRED, ONE TWELVETY TEEN.

[WHISPERING]

TWENTILY ZERO, A MILLIONY 80, 40 TOMATO.

DAFFY WANTS TO KNOW WHEN YOU'RE GONNA FIGURE HOW TO FIX GRANNY'S CLOCK

AND START STOPPING TIME-OUT.

TELL DAFFY I'M FIGURING OUT THE ONLY WAY

IS TO FIGURE OUT WHAT GRANNY WANTS US TO FIGURE OUT.

OOH, COMPLICATED.

6 GAZILLION AND...AND...

[SIGH]

1, 2, 3...

BUGS SAYS, UM, UH...

I FORGOT.

Granny: TWEETY, NO INSTANT MESSAGING.

COME GET YOUR POLLEN JUICE.

HMM.

IF I DON'T PLAY SAFE, I'LL GET HURT.

IF I GET HURT, GRANNY WILL BE SAD.

IF GRANNY'S SAD...

NOW I GET IT!

GRANNY WANTS ME TO PLAY SAFE

SO I DON'T GET HURT AND MAKE HER SAD.

PSST. BUGS! TAZ! OUR WAIT'S OVER!

I FIXED THE CLOCK!

EHH, TIME-OUT DOESN'T END ON THE CLOCK, DAFFY.

IT ENDS WHEN YOU FIGURE IT OUT.

FIGURE WHAT OUT?

THE STUFF WE'RE NOT SUPPOSED TO DO.

WHAT STUFF?

AAH! THAT STUFF.

A BEE. SEE?

[GASP]

GUESS WHAT, GRANNY.

WE'RE PLAYING SAFE IN THE HOUSE FROM NOW ON.

SO WE DON'T GET HURT.

DID WE REMEMBER AGAIN TO FORGET?

BOYS, IF YOU LEAVE THE BEE ALONE,

HE'LL LEAVE YOU ALONE.

PHEW. LITTLE ONES,

WHATEVER HAS GOTTEN INTO YOU 3 TODAY?

WE'VE BEEN TRYING TO FIX

WHAT WE BROKE, GRANNY.

AND WE DID!

YES. YES, YOU DID.

WELL, HOW SWEET.

ARE WE OUT OF TIME-OUT NOW?

DEARIES, WE'RE ALL OUT OF TIME-OUTS.

WE WEREN'T BREAKING OUR TIME-OUT, GRANNY.

WE WERE JUST TRYING TO FIX WHAT WE BROKE.

WHICH IS VERY THOUGHTFUL INDEED,

BUT NEVER DO ANYTHING

THAT DANGEROUS AGAIN, DAFFY.

NO MATTER HOW MUCH YOU MEAN WELL, BUGS.

APOLOGIZING FOR YOUR MISCHIEF, TAZ,

MEANS JUST AS MUCH,

BUT THERE WON'T BE ANY MORE MISCHIEF,

WILL THERE, BOYS?

NO, GRANNY.

WE PROMISE.

HONEY'S STICKY-WICKY.

ALRIGHT. YOU MAY GO OUT AND PLAY.

[CHEERING]

AND DON'T SLAM THE--

DOOR.

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